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Topic77 degrees in february
divot1338
02/19/18 4:28:51 PM
#15
85

Im not sure if I won or lost.
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TopicBefore the internet; the 1989 Sears catalog would've got the job done
divot1338
02/19/18 3:12:02 PM
#12
mew4ever posted...
I still can't believe Sears flopped so bad. They literally had amazon on paper, all they had to do was translate it to online.

Theyd been around since the 1800s.

Everything has to end eventually.
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TopicMonkey pulls down hot chicks top
divot1338
02/19/18 3:10:01 PM
#10
And that was the day that JoJo the monkey got to second base.
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TopicYoutube is such trash
divot1338
02/19/18 2:44:48 PM
#2
Yeah thats not entirely because you keep randomly clicking conservative videos.
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TopicJust tried all 4 new diet Coke flavors
divot1338
02/18/18 8:41:30 PM
#6
I am a Coke addict.
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TopicJessica Nigri is lookin GOODT!
divot1338
02/18/18 8:37:40 PM
#18
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
FfTbu5l


Oh man, that thigh gap.

Whos that supposed to be?
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TopicDog looking down a nice pair of titties for first time ever
divot1338
02/18/18 8:00:48 PM
#3
Those titties are asserting their dominance.
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TopicBest Booty in Gaming Semifinals! Shahdee vs Snake!
divot1338
02/18/18 7:52:28 PM
#21
This vote is alarmingly close.
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TopicDragon Ball is such an annoying show.
divot1338
02/18/18 7:03:05 PM
#14
I dont like DBZ for the same reason I dont like soap operas.

All week they hype some big dramatic climax and then on Friday its over in five seconds.
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TopicWhy would curlers dope?
divot1338
02/18/18 7:00:17 PM
#16
The Russians wont pass up an opportunity to dope their athletes.

If chess was an Olympic sport theyd dope them too.
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TopicFormer Trump aide Rick Gates to plead guilty; agrees to testify against Manafort
divot1338
02/18/18 6:56:04 PM
#5
Trump hires the best felons.
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TopicWhen you see it....
divot1338
02/18/18 4:47:06 PM
#6
dis taking too long
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TopicAnyone else tired of women? Think dey are too complicated/much to deal with?
divot1338
02/14/18 1:42:22 PM
#4
Well theyre the only game in town.

At least until the sex robot industry gets it together.
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TopicWould you be interested in watching another kevin spacey movie?
divot1338
02/13/18 4:32:03 PM
#2
Yep.
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TopicEstonia's Flag Bearer this year.
divot1338
02/10/18 5:07:32 PM
#10
TopicTrump drops dead, what do?
divot1338
02/10/18 1:06:12 PM
#49
pkmnlord posted...
I'd be like WTF and then wait to see what Pence's America's like.

The Handmaids Tale
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TopicShould I burn down my old treehouse?
divot1338
02/10/18 1:02:56 PM
#10
Darkraiomb posted...
It's old, wearing away and full of weebs.

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TopicCrossing guard the easiest job in the world?
divot1338
02/05/18 5:27:12 PM
#5
Im not sure volunteering is technically considered a job.

But yeah, I bet that being a crossing guard is easy. You can pretty much halfass it.

Im sure the cars will stop.
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TopicDating site woman: "My dogs have to approve of you."
divot1338
02/05/18 5:14:37 PM
#2
Is that bacon in your pocket or is my dog just happy to see you?
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TopicThe actual Han Solo trailer dropped like an hour ago
divot1338
02/05/18 4:16:53 PM
#95
That was pretty amazing. Its rare that you see something that manages to get worse the whole way through.

Usually theres at least one point where it gets better.
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TopicRecreational Marijuana [California]
divot1338
12/06/17 1:52:35 PM
#27
Can I try before I buy?

lol
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TopicAl Franken gotta go
divot1338
12/06/17 1:49:23 PM
#60
Keep in mind that the only person we know with any certainty, Leann Tweeden, accepted his apology and said she didnt think he should be made to step down.
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TopicAl Franken gotta go
divot1338
12/06/17 12:50:54 PM
#37
Asherlee10 posted...
Balrog0 posted...
6th accusation's the charm!


Whoa, it took 6 accusations?

Theyre getting increasingly less realistic. This last one is pretty ridiculous sounding.
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TopicWhy my dogger want to sleep with me all of a sudden.
divot1338
12/02/17 7:51:13 AM
#2
Mine sleeps by my legs. She doesnt even mind breathing my farts.
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TopicHipster tries to pay for ticket with change. Gets choked out and poops self.
divot1338
12/02/17 7:43:50 AM
#144
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Solid Sonic posted...
Yaridovich posted...
People who think they're being rebellious by paying fines with pennies are just assholes. Nobody except the clerks are being punished and they had nothing to do with your shit. The system doesn't care one fuck or feel any impact from your 'protest'.

That said, this is pretty funny

That is a good question, though. How DO you punish a system that makes you angry?

Being civil about it just gets you ignored and snubbed by people with power.

You can't really talk about it here without a warning

Lots of refried beans at lunch.
Flatulence.
Profit.
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TopicAl Roker is still OK, right?
divot1338
11/29/17 5:55:21 PM
#3
Its gon rain!
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TopicHipster tries to pay for ticket with change. Gets choked out and poops self.
divot1338
11/29/17 5:50:50 PM
#134
SamuelHayden posted...
Is shitting yourself a regular reaction when getting choked out?

Chimpanzees lose bowel control when they fight.
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TopicHipster tries to pay for ticket with change. Gets choked out and poops self.
divot1338
11/29/17 5:22:43 PM
#130
Nomadic View posted...
haloiscoolisbak posted...
Why was the defecation even mentioned? Only serves to embarrass him further..


Garner sympathy in the event of a jury trial.

The lawyer is claiming psychological trauma.
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TopicHipster tries to pay for ticket with change. Gets choked out and poops self.
divot1338
11/29/17 12:24:15 PM
#114
He should demand a jury trial and try to enter his shitty drawers as evidence.
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TopicDo other people quote 'It seemed like a good idea at the time' from Hannibal
divot1338
11/28/17 1:56:02 PM
#3
No but I do say,

I love it when a plan comes together.
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TopicNorth Korea just fired a ballistic missle eastward
divot1338
11/28/17 1:53:24 PM
#7
KazumaKiryu posted...
Is this different than all the other missiles they send? Is this serious stuff?

This one may be a two stage rocket.
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TopicNorth Korea just fired a ballistic missle eastward
divot1338
11/28/17 1:52:32 PM
#4
This is exactly how you end up making Godzillas.
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TopicNorth Korea just fired a ballistic missle eastward
divot1338
11/28/17 1:49:46 PM
#1
Duck and cover.
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TopicLOLat people who actually think Natives are offended by Trump's pocahontas dig
divot1338
11/28/17 1:24:18 PM
#51
They should scalp that tacky wig off Trumps scalp.
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TopicTrump is doing the political version of that drunk martial art
divot1338
11/28/17 6:11:22 AM
#44
He has a giant glob of cholesterol from his heavy fried chicken diet blocking the flow of blood to his brain.
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TopicThe tolerant left
divot1338
11/26/17 10:41:06 AM
#30
When I google a person to find out why I should care what some Internet rando is saying, and the first result is that she is a ghost haunting a Colorado hotel...
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Topicabandoned dog dies refusing to eat. fucking humans.
divot1338
11/20/17 1:24:54 PM
#14
Kaname_Madoka posted...
SamuelHayden posted...
you think the dog really stopped eating out of depression?

Yeah

The only time Ive ever left Kerbey to be boarded she did the same thing.

Didnt eat. Acted all traumatized.

I came home early after I called to check on her. She acted all upset for the next week and didnt eat anything for 4 or 5 days.
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Topic7 Doggo Sins
divot1338
11/18/17 5:17:42 PM
#1
NmS8HS8

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TopicFuck me....Just installed a fence 2 months ago, woke up to a tree falling
divot1338
11/18/17 5:13:28 PM
#30
Rev it to a speed, hold constant, branch.
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TopicCrackdown on MS-13 gang nets more than 200 arrests
divot1338
11/18/17 12:27:03 PM
#21
with roughly 60 arrests being illegal border crossings by unaccompanied children, officials said.

60 out of 241

Kind of odd they felt the need to pad their stats by including unrelated children from border crossings.
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TopicFuck me....Just installed a fence 2 months ago, woke up to a tree falling
divot1338
11/18/17 12:20:11 PM
#28
You might check who owns that area behind your house. Keeping those trees cut back so that doesnt happen is their responsibility.

Check for any signs posted by access roads or on the other side of the fenceline periodically.
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Topicsenator al franken accused of sexual assault. pic of it happening
divot1338
11/16/17 3:39:16 PM
#204
Questionmarktarius posted...
cerealbox760 posted...
Where is Trump's apology?

Who's pussy, exactly, did Trump grab by the?

...I have no idea what the actual grammar would be here.

To whoms pussy did Trumps hand grab?
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TopicBakery apologizes for replacing Jesus with a half eaten sausage roll.
divot1338
11/16/17 2:25:04 PM
#56
UnfairRepresent posted...
Wetterdew posted...
If jesus/god were real, does anybody actually think he'd be outraged about this instead of amused?

Hooooooooooooo ho yeah.

Read the bible if you think the Christian God (or Jesus for that matter) had a sense of humor.

I suppose technically the sausage is an idol.

Commandment broken!
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TopicBakery apologizes for replacing Jesus with a half eaten sausage roll.
divot1338
11/16/17 12:33:23 PM
#43
Have you accepted sausage as your personal lord and savior?
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Topicsenator al franken accused of sexual assault. pic of it happening
divot1338
11/16/17 12:24:07 PM
#139

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Topicsenator al franken accused of sexual assault. pic of it happening
divot1338
11/16/17 12:20:20 PM
#133
Feels like were starting to get to the part of this where the claims begin to have an axe to grind nature to them.
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TopicWhy is it legal to run over squirrels
divot1338
11/15/17 12:07:08 PM
#16
Squirrels never find 95% of the nuts they hide for winter.
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TopicIf you inherited 20 acres of farmland would you sell it or try to rent it out?
divot1338
11/12/17 3:20:05 PM
#51
Depends on the location.

If it was just outside of the suburban sprawl encircling a city, Id wait 10-15 years and either sell it or invest in a strip mall.
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TopicSexy female feet pics
divot1338
11/11/17 6:42:12 PM
#4
Whats that foot pic search engine?
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