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| Topic | I need a good joke really quickly |
| divot1338 02/17/22 7:47:56 PM #7 | Duck goes in to a bar. Bartender asks the duck what are you drinking? The duck replies nothing for me. Ill just have some of these quackers --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | What sends your anger from 0 to 100 in an instant? |
| divot1338 02/16/22 1:30:02 PM #57 | When someone asks me what to do and then goes and asks another person the same thing. Dont fucking ask your stupid questions if you dont want an answer. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Police Quest Topic |
| divot1338 02/16/22 1:27:30 PM #8 | Caution999 posted... Have any of you guys played Police Quest?Yes but those memories have been archived to way back in my brain. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | What if alieans are just catgirls with big mammaries |
| divot1338 02/16/22 1:26:45 PM #9 | As long as I dont have to have any tentacle sex Im cool with it. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Russian media reporting thwarted terrorists attack in Donbas. |
| divot1338 02/15/22 2:48:59 PM #10 | I seem to recall some guys saying this was going to happen. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | You now have the overwhelming urge to steal the Declaration of Independence.. |
| divot1338 02/15/22 2:47:42 PM #4 | Heartomaton posted... What is your first move?I buy a replica copy of the Declaration of Independence from the gift shop. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Ignoring nuclear bombs, who wins a war between USA and Russia in these times? |
| divot1338 02/15/22 2:32:13 PM #23 | gna647 posted... Ignoring nuclear bombs, who wins a war between USA and Russia in these times?Cockroaches. Or whatever radiation resistant creature takes our spot at the top of the food chain. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | DATING: Is this girl attractive or not? |
| divot1338 02/15/22 1:24:10 PM #9 | Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But no. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Lukewarm take: phones are too fucking big now |
| divot1338 02/15/22 7:31:34 AM #42 | Questionmarktarius posted... get a phone holsterI used to work with this guy who emigrated here from Germany who would carry around his phone and wallet in a shoulder holster. I tried to explain to him that he was going to get in a shootout especially if he didnt get a car and stop walking to work down the side of I-35. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | You should watch the movie Clue |
| divot1338 02/15/22 3:25:31 AM #60 | CyricZ posted... A whole bunch of amazing comedic actors at the height of their game.The Singing Telegram person was in the Go Gos. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | You should watch the movie Clue |
| divot1338 02/14/22 7:41:05 PM #36 | Seaman_Prime posted... Nah i prefer the superior board game based movie, Battleship (2012)I saw it starred some attractive up and comer named Rihanna. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | i give you dog giving gift to kitty friend |
| divot1338 02/14/22 7:36:54 PM #2 | Same. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/1/AAXm8_AACmP3.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Lukewarm take: phones are too fucking big now |
| divot1338 02/14/22 6:39:40 PM #28 | I always wanted to have the end of my pinkie replace with an embedded phone that had a microphone in the end of my finger. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/9/AAXm8_AAC7Rd.jpg --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | You should watch the movie Clue |
| divot1338 02/14/22 6:36:26 PM #30 | The only not great actors were Mr Boddy (whos dead), the singing telegram lady, and the cop (whos barely in it). And two of those are famous musicians. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | You should watch the movie Clue |
| divot1338 02/14/22 6:30:07 PM #23 | Caution999 posted... Now to go home and have sex with my wife !In the kitchen with my penis. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | You should watch the movie Clue |
| divot1338 02/14/22 6:27:47 PM #19 | Communism was just a red herring. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Lukewarm take: phones are too fucking big now |
| divot1338 02/14/22 6:10:09 PM #22 | We really never should have added screens. They just turned into devices designed to make your brain get addicted at that point. I saw some dumbass this morning idling along in the left lane in slow traffic. She just drove 15 mph slower than the rest of the cars so she could play with her phone in 8 second intervals. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Fact: Beans do NOT belong in chili |
| divot1338 02/14/22 5:36:49 PM #57 | We are not going to follow your legume agenda ANYMORE! --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Louisiana Senate hopeful smokes blunt on campaign ad |
| divot1338 02/14/22 4:35:23 PM #11 | ScarfForLife posted... I realized that after I posted it. Oh well, I saw the flag one first. Both great haha.Yeah they both are very effective at landing with potential voters and getting him coverage/ donations. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Fact: Beans do NOT belong in chili |
| divot1338 02/14/22 4:01:54 PM #31 | I actually just prefer the flavor and usually spoon them out. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Louisiana Senate hopeful smokes blunt on campaign ad |
| divot1338 02/14/22 2:59:22 PM #4 | ScarfForLife posted... https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/blunt-smoking-confederate-flag-burning-160145971.htmlOther way around. The flag is the new ad. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Cougar explains Power BJ, yo this is someone's mom? |
| divot1338 02/14/22 2:57:26 PM #6 | I mean I suppose its possible that a guy only got blowjobs from someone who used lots of tooth. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Your reaction: Your girlfriend gets you a gun for Valentines Day |
| divot1338 02/14/22 2:14:58 PM #25 | Can I exchange this for a blowjob? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Earl Winslow was the best 90s TV Dad |
| divot1338 02/14/22 10:44:25 AM #9 | Why would he bother turning in Steve when had an alternate identity all ready to go? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | What comes to mind when you hear the term "small dick energy"? |
| divot1338 02/14/22 10:36:58 AM #27 | Pete Davidson --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Nothing makes you feel more stupid than tripping walking up the stairs. |
| divot1338 02/14/22 10:34:18 AM #13 | Theyre building a new building to replace the one I work in. So for about the last year and a half theres this one shoddy stairway leading up to entrance to the old building that right in the middle has a step thats like 75% of the normal height. Because they redirected it and used about half the old stairway. Pretty much all day long people eat shit out there. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Was your first exposure to sexually explicit adult content online or offline? |
| divot1338 02/14/22 10:27:25 AM #52 | It was actually forest porn. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Russian figure skater suspended for doping has been cleared to compete this week |
| divot1338 02/14/22 8:55:58 AM #8 | We should really do something about the IOC. They make the soccer/football group (FIFA?) look good. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I was jogging around the complex where I live and some guys... |
| divot1338 02/14/22 8:40:33 AM #6 | Did you inhale a deep breath right as you passed through the cloud? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Australian PM: 'Sorry' isn't the hardest word to say. 'I forgive you' is. |
| divot1338 02/14/22 5:08:53 AM #4 | I can think of about ten Australian animals whose names are harder to pronounce. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Tabletop enthusiasts, let me know if this is a good deal (LOTR LCG) |
| divot1338 02/13/22 6:19:15 PM #4 | Friends dont mark up the price 300% --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Kanye's starting beef with Kid Cudi now |
| divot1338 02/12/22 8:20:59 PM #22 | Does Kanye write all his tweets in sharpie? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I was craving Italian today. |
| divot1338 02/12/22 8:09:52 PM #14 | Pile the spaghetti on the garlic bread and put the pizza on top. I call it Mama Mias Italian Pasta Sandwich Surprise. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | How many of you encountered forest pornography growing up? |
| divot1338 02/12/22 7:55:53 PM #71 | zzeennoolloo posted... In a closet in a hallway in a college dorm.Black Tail? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Messed Up Society; College pays professor less than Panda Express Manager |
| divot1338 02/12/22 7:22:59 PM #158 | Those who cant do [research] teach. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Messed Up Society; College pays professor less than Panda Express Manager |
| divot1338 02/12/22 7:18:16 PM #152 | greyfox747 posted... all professors do is read off of powerpoints, right?Well they have to write the powerpoint slide the first semester but yeah pmuch. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | three people shot & injured outside of Justin Bieber's after-party |
| divot1338 02/12/22 7:12:47 PM #18 | Petey Pablo and Ballgreezy --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | 2 y/o Baby dies after getting brain damage and mauled by aunt's Pit bull |
| divot1338 02/12/22 6:17:45 PM #60 | Considering Im the only one in this topic to post a picture of an actual pitbull Im going to continue assuming yall dont know what youre talking about. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Change my mind. Making anime girls sexy doesn't make an anime good |
| divot1338 02/12/22 5:58:00 PM #8 | The secret is to have the camera shoot from down low and behind one of the female characters so you get an ass shot during the conversations. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | USA should just threaten to use nukes to stop Russia |
| divot1338 02/12/22 5:55:47 PM #9 | Whose alt is TC? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | How many of you encountered forest pornography growing up? |
| divot1338 02/12/22 5:52:37 PM #61 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Just you. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I think Error deserves a thank you from all of us |
| divot1338 02/12/22 5:51:34 PM #4 | If youre an error youre part of the problem. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Oklahoma considers pregnant women database. |
| divot1338 02/12/22 5:41:34 PM #9 | Get right up in your vagina. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | I miss dorm shenanigans / pranks from college >_> What were yours? |
| divot1338 02/12/22 5:30:29 PM #13 | The RAs room was directly across from the elevator. When he decided to go home for the weekend we went to Home Depot, bought a bunch of styrofoam, spackle and paint matched the wall. We boarded up the recessed doorway, spackled it up and painted his room away. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
| Topic | Messed Up Society; College pays professor less than Panda Express Manager |
| divot1338 02/12/22 5:19:51 PM #116 | Gwynevere posted... That varies vastly from case to case. You can't really make a blanket statement like thatI worked among academics for years. Professers have a cake job. Their teaching assistants, etc work hard. In fact the only place Ive ever seen a professor devote remotely any effort is in their research. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey |
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