Current Events > $20 million, but you have to have sex with 20,001 women

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/29/19 5:40:33 PM
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1 more woman than Wilt Chamberlain. Deal or no deal?


You get the money after you do it.

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Freddie_Mercury
12/29/19 5:43:15 PM
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MrNintendo1213
12/29/19 5:43:51 PM
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Do I have to go find them myself? It would be easier to make the money on my own than to even get 2 women to sleep with me.
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/29/19 5:47:13 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Do I have to go find them myself? It would be easier to make the money on my own than to even get 2 women to sleep with me.

Would you rather they be provided for you? If they were, would you do it?

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divot1338
12/29/19 5:47:34 PM
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Can I tell the woman about the deal I have going?

I bet I could setup a sweet online bangme scam where the 20,0001 customer wins BIG MONEY*.

* Prize is referred to as big money. Big is a relative term and is redeemable for $5.

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Irony
12/29/19 5:47:37 PM
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I couldn't if I tried

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MrNintendo1213
12/29/19 5:50:03 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
Do I have to go find them myself? It would be easier to make the money on my own than to even get 2 women to sleep with me.

Would you rather they be provided for you? If they were, would you do it?

Yeah let's go for it. Obviously not all at once or I would die.
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Gakk86
12/29/19 5:55:28 PM
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That's a goddamned lot of herpes, damn.

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MrNintendo1213
12/29/19 5:58:12 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
That's a goddamned lot of herpes, damn.


Well you probably already have it so no big deal.
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Irony
12/29/19 5:58:25 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Well you probably already have it so no big deal.
Stop

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Gakk86
12/29/19 5:59:19 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Well you probably already have it so no big deal.
Don't be a quack, put it in a sack!

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/29/19 6:54:49 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Yeah let's go for it. Obviously not all at once or I would die.

Awesome

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BeyondWalls
12/29/19 7:08:31 PM
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There's realistically no way to screen that many women. Not unless you already had a shit load of money so you could hire a team to do the logistic work.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/29/19 7:11:04 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
There's realistically no way to screen that many women. Not unless you already had a shit load of money so you could hire a team to do the logistic work.

Wilt Chamberlain did it himself

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Umbreon
12/29/19 7:13:08 PM
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There's no way I could fulfill my side of the deal in this.

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Garioshi
12/29/19 7:18:38 PM
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Umbreon posted...
There's no way I could fulfill my side of the deal in this.
No one said you had to finish

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Demon1050
12/29/19 7:48:09 PM
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as much fun as sex can be I think I would burn out long, long before getting anywhere near 20k. There really is a limit on everything.

Can't do it man sorry.
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divot1338
12/29/19 7:58:48 PM
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Garioshi posted...
No one said you had to finish
lol

Imagine if you got so jaded that by the end you just stuck your dick in once to get the credit.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/29/19 9:39:14 PM
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SauI_Goodman
12/29/19 9:43:12 PM
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how much child support am i gonna end up owing
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IfGodCouldDie
12/29/19 9:47:29 PM
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If you did one a day it would take you almost 55 years to complete.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/30/19 3:27:35 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
If you did one a day it would take you almost 55 years to complete.

Supposedly it took Wilt 40 years

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EndOfDiscOne
12/30/19 3:31:02 PM
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Maybe if you lined up a bunch of them and I thrust once into each. I don't have the stamina to finish in that many within my lifetime.

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Infost
12/30/19 3:41:32 PM
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divot1338 posted...

lol

Imagine if you got so jaded that by the end you just stuck your dick in once to get the credit.

"Just the tip" but unironically.
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BilalPowell
12/30/19 4:25:45 PM
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Does phone sex count as sex?

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gguirao
12/30/19 5:19:12 PM
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I'd never find enough interested women, so no deal.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/30/19 7:28:56 PM
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gguirao posted...
I'd never find enough interested women, so no deal.



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