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TopicDoges Christmas Haul
divot1338
12/26/19 3:04:13 PM
#25
Lord_Shadow posted...
You got a bunch of kinky sex toys?
That squeaky toy does look like a weird green penis now that I stop and think about it.

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TopicDoges Christmas Haul
divot1338
12/26/19 3:03:17 PM
#24
Lord_Shadow posted...
You got a bunch of kinky sex toys?
My girlfriend is trying to teach me to fetch. Im trying to teach her to lick my balls.

We still have work to do.

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TopicDoges Christmas Haul
divot1338
12/26/19 2:24:40 PM
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TopicShould I be using a sword in Kotor if I plan to use a saber later?
divot1338
12/26/19 1:28:51 PM
#11
Alpha218 posted...
blasters
Such a primitive weapon.

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TopicJust bought a bunch of poppers for a party
divot1338
12/26/19 1:19:06 PM
#7
treewojima posted...
that's not what I think of when I think of poppers for a party
These are adult party poppers if it makes a difference.

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TopicMichael Scott is one of the greatest characters on TV
divot1338
12/26/19 1:14:01 PM
#15
TopicJust bought a bunch of poppers for a party
divot1338
12/26/19 1:11:27 PM
#3
These things are of questionable legality.

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TopicJust bought a bunch of poppers for a party
divot1338
12/26/19 1:09:39 PM
#1

fun

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TopicIs Hardee's good?
divot1338
12/26/19 12:41:46 PM
#2
Sure.

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TopicI feel lucky to not need glasses
divot1338
12/26/19 12:18:12 PM
#3
What do you take off one ear at a time to dramatically make a point?

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Topicwhy *I* dont eat pork
divot1338
12/25/19 4:40:05 PM
#35
Maldoror posted...
I don't care. Pork is tasty.
I dont care what happens to pork. As long as I get to keep my bacon.

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TopicDoge is Apparently the Meme of the Decade in Knowyourmeme
divot1338
12/25/19 3:56:27 PM
#29
Harambe was a goddamn hero.

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Topicwhy *I* dont eat pork
divot1338
12/25/19 3:36:45 PM
#29
FuneralFroth posted...
I dont eat humans so
You didnt say human bodies.

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Topicwhy *I* dont eat pork
divot1338
12/25/19 3:21:21 PM
#26
FuneralFroth posted...
Name another animal people feed dead bodies to.

Ill wait
Humans

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Topicwhy *I* dont eat pork
divot1338
12/25/19 3:18:26 PM
#23
TopicI want one
divot1338
12/25/19 3:12:01 PM
#1

Motorcycle sidecar

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TopicParamount channel is running Die Hard all day >_>
divot1338
12/25/19 11:54:36 AM
#4
Guys hear me out.

I have a script idea for a new Die Hard movie.

Ready?
Die Hard in a robot

John McClain is shrunk down and has 3 hours to fight his way back out of the robot. Then at the end he has to fight the robot.

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TopicAOC waiting for you to tell her "Merry Christmas"
divot1338
12/25/19 10:42:44 AM
#15
I did not realize there was a special word for Christmas Eve.

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TopicWhats up with all the Christmas selfies on Imgur
divot1338
12/25/19 10:38:48 AM
#2
I found this gem
https://i.imgur.com/9FclvZS.jpg

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TopicI want to motorboat the FUCK out of Kirsten Dunst.
divot1338
12/25/19 8:50:22 AM
#9
Kitt posted...
I don't drink. Does that make this worse?
Little bit.

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TopicI want to motorboat the FUCK out of Kirsten Dunst.
divot1338
12/25/19 8:39:52 AM
#6
Kitt posted...
I'm not sure why I made this topic.
Alcohol?

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TopicMerry Christmas CE
divot1338
12/25/19 8:29:35 AM
#12
On Jesus birthday? Really?

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TopicAriplane's a Christmas movie, right?
divot1338
12/25/19 8:26:39 AM
#8
HylianFox posted...
I speak jive
Slip me some skin, soul brother!

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TopicESPN reporter dies on Christmas Eve.
divot1338
12/25/19 8:17:31 AM
#8
darkprince45 posted...
So, how do you die from it? Getting sick and just never treating it until eventually gets to no return?
Usually it leaves you compromised and something else gets you.

I had it bad one time and didnt treat for ... awhile. It was like being waterboarded whenever you stood up.

Someone I know got it recently and theyre in the hospital after catching that flu like cold thats going around.

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TopicITT I post thick women
divot1338
12/25/19 7:41:23 AM
#390
*cough* fatass *cough*

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TopicHandbra is allowed
divot1338
12/25/19 7:08:22 AM
#57
nevershine posted...
What if its just Blackmanass face, tho?
there are stipulations for these things.
Blackface is wrong!

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Topicso The Grinch could possibly be... a communist?
divot1338
12/24/19 5:57:46 PM
#2
So who is Little Cindy Loo Hoo?

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TopicThat feeling when no one talks to you IRL
divot1338
12/24/19 5:41:46 PM
#25
I wish no one would talk to me.

Everyone always brings things to me first because Im so approachable and friendly.

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TopicTfw a fat fuck is gonna come down your chimney tonight
divot1338
12/24/19 5:26:20 PM
#6
Leave a fire going.

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TopicDo you like kevin spacey?
divot1338
12/24/19 5:08:27 PM
#9
Im sure there is something I didnt like but for the most part everything has been fantastic.

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Topicwhich hand do you deed with
divot1338
12/24/19 5:06:43 PM
#10
a half cooked hot pocket

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TopicDo you like kevin spacey?
divot1338
12/24/19 4:57:14 PM
#5
JebronLames posted...
"was?"
I havent seen him in anything recently. I wouldnt want to presume.

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TopicDo you like kevin spacey?
divot1338
12/24/19 4:51:48 PM
#3
He was a fantastic actor.

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TopicWhat do you think of Die Hard 2?
divot1338
12/24/19 4:33:39 PM
#14
He stabbed that one dude in the eye with an icicle.

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TopicMy 6-year-old niece got a twerking llama toy for christmas.
divot1338
12/24/19 4:30:42 PM
#2
Maybe twerking has an alternate meaning?

Thats pretty fucked up tho

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TopicYou ever think about how there's a retired Pope out there?
divot1338
12/24/19 4:23:38 PM
#6
He was pooped.

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TopicWhat do you think of Die Hard 2?
divot1338
12/24/19 4:21:24 PM
#12
Die Hard
Die Hard in an airport
Die Hard the scavenger hunt
Die Hard the fire sale
Die Hard has a kid I didnt see that one

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TopicWhat do you think of Die Hard 2?
divot1338
12/24/19 4:16:40 PM
#7
Spoilers!

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TopicVeteran cop chokes carjacking victim to death
divot1338
12/24/19 4:13:40 PM
#1
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/deputy-california-put-chokehold-man-who-later-died-sheriff-says-n1106146

Deputy in California put chokehold on man who later died, sheriff says

The man was pulled over by police investigating a car theft. What they didn't know is that he was the victim of a carjacking, not the culprit.

A Northern California sheriff's deputy was put on notice that he would be fired for putting a chokehold on a man who later died.

Sonoma County Sheriff Mark Essick released a video Friday in which he shared gruesome bodycam footage from one of his officers in which another deputy, Charles Blount, put David Glen Ward, the victim of a carjacking whom officers thought was a suspect, into a chokehold.

"The way Deputy Blount handles the entire situation is extremely troubling," Essick said in the video. "As a result, I have served Deputy Blount with a notice of termination. He has been on administrative leave since this incident occurred and he will remain on leave until the conclusion of this investigation and all potential appeals have taken place."

Harry Stern, Blount's attorney, defended the deputy's actions and slammed what he called the sheriff's "hasty" response as a product of "political expediency."

Stern also emphasized that the deputy was still employed, despite the notice of termination, because the probe had not yet concluded. "Deputy Blount has not been fired yet," the lawyer said. "If and when that happens, we will absolutely appeal."

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TopicFFFF @ Capital One
divot1338
12/24/19 3:40:51 PM
#14
Whats in your wallet?

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TopicWhat if augmented reality is like this?
divot1338
12/24/19 3:36:57 PM
#6
R&D has determined we can utilize up to 73% of the users visual cortex before inducing seizures!

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Topicconcept: Loaded Cashews
divot1338
12/24/19 9:59:26 AM
#7
trappedunderice posted...
Sounds like an idea I'd come up with if I was really high and hungry.
One night back in college I came up with chicken or beef flavored tortilla chips.

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TopicDonald J. Trump
divot1338
12/24/19 6:59:51 AM
#24
Topiclol am radio
divot1338
12/24/19 4:40:34 AM
#1
In between stories about Hunter Biden this guy on AM radio started ranting about sunburnt buttholes.

https://kprcradio.iheart.com/featured/walton-and-johnson/content/2019-12-04-actor-josh-brolin-left-injured-after-bunghole-tanning-incident/

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TopicDid any of you see the movie Superman 3?
divot1338
12/23/19 6:24:14 PM
#4
That movie taught me everything there is to know about computers.

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TopicProbably the worst thing about living in the UK is manual transmission cars.
divot1338
12/23/19 2:12:53 PM
#71
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
moving to a less macho place
This is England were talking about.

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TopicWould you name your child after one of the months?
divot1338
12/23/19 2:11:13 PM
#29
Orenthal Julius has a nice ring to it.

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TopicWould you name your child after one of the months?
divot1338
12/23/19 10:47:27 AM
#13
eston posted...
Smarch
Are you speaking to my son, Smarch?

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