Current Events > Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby.

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Nuffinz0rz 12/27/18 1:53:36 AM #1:	The building is burning. You have your own kid in one arm, and only have space in your other arm for your dog or someone else's toddler. Building collapses before you can run back in. - Results (5 votes) Your dog. 20% (1 vote) 1 Someone else's baby. 80% (4 votes) 4 For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you. For the purposes of this scenario, the parents of the toddler have passed out from the smoke. For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both. What do you choose? --- https://imgur.com/SyAXs2q <cite>Nuffinz0rz posted [p:914762209] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote> The building is burning. You have your own kid in one arm, and only have space in your other arm for your dog or someone else's toddler. Building collapses before you can run back in. - Results (5 votes) Your dog. 20% (1 vote) 1 Someone else's baby. 80% (4 votes) 4 For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you. For the purposes of this scenario, the parents of the toddler have passed out from the smoke. For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both. What do you choose?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMarthKoopa 12/27/18 1:54:23 AM #2:	My dakimakuras <cite>TheMarthKoopa posted [p:914762230] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>My dakimakuras</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 12/27/18 1:55:03 AM #3:	For the purposes of the scenario why the fuck do I have a kid and why is there a random toddler in my apartment? --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:914762255] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>For the purposes of the scenario why the fuck do I have a kid and why is there a random toddler in my apartment?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joma 12/27/18 1:56:00 AM #4:	A child, no doubt about it. --- Eventually this too, will be deleted by an administrator or moderator. 60% of the time, it works everytime! <cite>joma posted [p:914762277] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>A child, no doubt about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 12/27/18 1:56:15 AM #5:	Why do we keep having this same topic pop up over & over again? It's not that funny or "deep" either. <cite>garan posted [p:914762281] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>Why do we keep having this same topic pop up over & over again? It's not that funny or "deep" either.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryetoast 12/27/18 1:56:24 AM #6:	Whoa you can bold polls now? --- The user formerly known as 626 <cite>Ryetoast posted [p:914762288] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>Whoa you can bold polls now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 12/27/18 1:56:57 AM #7:	I help my hypothetical gay son save the Ming vase --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:914762299] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I help my hypothetical gay son save the Ming vase</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 12/27/18 2:06:44 AM #8:	my dog since the toddlers parents aren't gonna make it and so they'll all get to be in heaven together and also I don't want to explain why I had a random toddler in my apartment --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:914762545] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>my dog since the toddlers parents aren't gonna make it and so they'll all get to be in heaven together and also I don't want to explain why I had a random toddler in my apartment</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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omega cookie 12/27/18 2:11:27 AM #10:	Plot twist: I set the fire in an effort to murder both my dog and the baby he was having an affair with. I then run out of the building, tear off my cloths, have forced intercourse with a stop sign, and fly off into the night sky. ~~If you people are going to make the same topics repeatedly just to stir up arguments, you get the answers you deserve.~~ --- FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog <cite>omega cookie posted [p:914762642] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>Plot twist: I set the fire in an effort to murder both my dog and the baby he was having an affair with. I then run out of the building, tear off my cloths, have forced intercourse with a stop sign, and fly off into the night sky. If you people are going to make the same topics repeatedly just to stir up arguments, you get the answers you deserve.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 12/27/18 2:12:53 AM #11:	@ThyCorndog posted... my dog since the toddlers parents aren't gonna make it and so they'll all get to be in heaven together and also I don't want to explain why I had a random toddler in my apartment Just have to ask about the random toddlers tho? Why so many --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:914762680] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote><cite>@ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>my dog since the toddlers parents aren't gonna make it and so they'll all get to be in heaven together and also I don't want to explain why I had a random toddler in my apartment</quote> Just have to ask about the random toddlers tho? Why so many</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 12/27/18 2:13:42 AM #12:	omega cookie posted... Plot twist: I set the fire in an effort to murder both my dog and the baby he was having an affair with. I then run out of the building, tear off my cloths, have forced intercourse with a stop sign, and fly off into the night sky. ~~If you people are going to make the same topics repeatedly just to stir up arguments, you get the answers you deserve.~~ Why do you think I created my hypothetical gay son --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:914762703] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote><cite>omega cookie posted...</cite> <quote>Plot twist: I set the fire in an effort to murder both my dog and the baby he was having an affair with. I then run out of the building, tear off my cloths, have forced intercourse with a stop sign, and fly off into the night sky. If you people are going to make the same topics repeatedly just to stir up arguments, you get the answers you deserve.</quote> Why do you think I created my hypothetical gay son</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 12/27/18 2:28:42 AM #13:	The baby. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:914763007] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>The baby.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningAce11 12/27/18 2:30:15 AM #14:	What's gonna happen is a bunch of people raging against the people who choose dog, calling them every name under the sun and making up hypotheticals where they would assault them. --- "I'm an atheist too but still believe in hell. That's where you're headed pal." - Mr_Karate_II <cite>LightningAce11 posted [p:914763048] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>What's gonna happen is a bunch of people raging against the people who choose dog, calling them every name under the sun and making up hypotheticals where they would assault them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thaddeus_J_Pibb 12/27/18 2:55:44 AM #15:	I'd save a random dog over a familiar baby --- When little boys don't get 8 hours of sleep, their glands emit a pleasant berry smell that attracts pedophiles. <cite>Thaddeus_J_Pibb posted [p:914763603] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I'd save a random dog over a familiar baby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathDeathSong 12/27/18 2:57:32 AM #16:	i dont like dogs or babies though --- MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS!! Let me tell you about Deltarune https://i.imgtc.com/dcuHj3G.gif <cite>DeathDeathSong posted [p:914763636] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>i dont like dogs or babies though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Acceptance 12/27/18 3:50:39 AM #17:	You know what? Im saving a random ant crawling on the floor --- Do you accept the charges? <cite>Acceptance posted [p:914764515] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>You know what? Im saving a random ant crawling on the floor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa 12/27/18 3:57:49 AM #18:	I feel like my cats would have no trouble surviving on their own. They're fast and still have good instinct (unlike most dogs) and can always just jump out a window. Now finding them after, that's the challenge --- you are not alone <cite>rikasa posted [p:914764620] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I feel like my cats would have no trouble surviving on their own. They're fast and still have good instinct (unlike most dogs) and can always just jump out a window. Now finding them after, that's the challenge</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 12/27/18 4:03:54 AM #19:	My dog. --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:914764728] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>My dog.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaX2099 12/27/18 4:05:31 AM #20:	The baby, only thing worse than explaining a random baby is explaining a random baby burned to death in your apartment. --- and I had to offer her a stick of gum She was as thick as they come, and taught a strict curriculum <cite>NinjaX2099 posted [p:914764759] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>The baby, only thing worse than explaining a random baby is explaining a random baby burned to death in your apartment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kastrada 12/27/18 4:08:02 AM #21:	Lock them all behind a closed door to ensure the Ming vases survival. --- PoW '09 Topic of the Year Co-Winners (Rada and Texy) FFD <cite>Kastrada posted [p:914764797] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>Lock them all behind a closed door to ensure the Ming vases survival.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kickflip 12/27/18 4:08:58 AM #22:	I'd the save random toddler only. Imagine all the extra free time you'd have if you didn't have to take care of a kid or dog. --- https://i.imgtc.com/EXJmSZF.gif <cite>Kickflip posted [p:914764809] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I'd the save random toddler only. Imagine all the extra free time you'd have if you didn't have to take care of a kid or dog.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 12/27/18 4:11:50 AM #23:	I will save my game collection and anime collection. --- this is GFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! Own PS3 & PS VITA <cite>aki_sora posted [p:914764846] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I will save my game collection and anime collection.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 12/27/18 4:11:51 AM #24:	TC, why you do this --- Signatures are overrated. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:914764847] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>TC, why you do this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 12/27/18 4:13:11 AM #25:	Save the baby, of course. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:914764876] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>Save the baby, of course.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cerealbox760 12/27/18 4:17:12 AM #26:	My dog because the baby doesn't have parents and fatherless kids have a higher probability of being a criminal when they grow up. 8 billion people in the world and there's no shortage of humans. Sorry but I love my dog to death. <cite>cerealbox760 posted [p:914764959] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>My dog because the baby doesn't have parents and fatherless kids have a higher probability of being a criminal when they grow up. 8 billion people in the world and there's no shortage of humans. Sorry but I love my dog to death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toyota 12/27/18 5:02:02 AM #27:	human life. wtf type of quesiton is this? <cite>toyota posted [p:914765591] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>human life. wtf type of quesiton is this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ColdOne666 12/27/18 5:53:39 AM #28:	cerealbox760 posted... My dog because the baby doesn't have parents and fatherless kids have a higher probability of being a criminal when they grow up. 8 billion people in the world and there's no shortage of humans. Sorry but I love my dog to death. Potential sociopath. --- FFX is the best game of all time. The only good Nintendo franchises are Pokemon and Fire Emblem. Comics are for kids. https://imgur.com/LJ3WSyB Reylo Ship <cite>ColdOne666 posted [p:914766397] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote><cite>cerealbox760 posted...</cite> <quote>My dog because the baby doesn't have parents and fatherless kids have a higher probability of being a criminal when they grow up. 8 billion people in the world and there's no shortage of humans. Sorry but I love my dog to death.</quote> Potential sociopath.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 12/27/18 5:54:47 AM #29:	The implication that I'll ever have a job good enough to afford my own apartment-LOL --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:914766412] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>The implication that I'll ever have a job good enough to afford my own apartment-LOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 12/27/18 5:57:24 AM #30:	the apartment --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:914766468] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>the apartment</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 12/27/18 6:01:33 AM #31:	I kick the dog --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:914766539] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I kick the dog</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a_riot04 12/27/18 6:27:17 AM #32:	The cute thicc milf --- Reinforcements? I am THE reinforcements. <cite>a_riot04 posted [p:914766916] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>The cute thicc milf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 12/27/18 6:30:47 AM #33:	I go to my dog and swap my baby with my dog, this way people can't be mad at me for not saving their baby if my baby is in there too so now we both have a baby in there --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:914766965] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I go to my dog and swap my baby with my dog, this way people can't be mad at me for not saving their baby if my baby is in there too so now we both have a baby in there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthWendy 12/27/18 6:30:59 AM #34:	The five silverback gorillas. --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme https://i.imgtc.com/eRE0ORV.jpg <cite>DarthWendy posted [p:914766969] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>The five silverback gorillas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RealityCheckBro 12/27/18 6:52:40 AM #35:	So I can save the creature with 90 years of life left. Or the one with 8 years of life left. This is suppose to be a hard decision? It would be the same thing as saying. Save the 1 year old baby or the 82 year old human. Only someone with no concept of logic or math would pick the one with little no life left over the one with a massive life span left. <cite>RealityCheckBro posted [p:914767322] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>So I can save the creature with 90 years of life left. Or the one with 8 years of life left. This is suppose to be a hard decision? It would be the same thing as saying. Save the 1 year old baby or the 82 year old human. Only someone with no concept of logic or math would pick the one with little no life left over the one with a massive life span left.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle Choad 12/27/18 7:24:58 AM #36:	Baby because then I won't have to worry about anything. Fuck dog hair. --- Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom. <cite>Uncle Choad posted [p:914767806] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>Baby because then I won't have to worry about anything. Fuck dog hair.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle Choad 12/27/18 7:25:37 AM #37:	ColdOne666 posted... cerealbox760 posted... My dog because the baby doesn't have parents and fatherless kids have a higher probability of being a criminal when they grow up. 8 billion people in the world and there's no shortage of humans. Sorry but I love my dog to death. Potential sociopath. Also this is peak soy. --- Oden ska fa sin hamnd. Jag ska doda er alla, sen ska jag dricka mjod med honom. <cite>Uncle Choad posted [p:914767817] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote><cite>ColdOne666 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>cerealbox760 posted...</cite> <quote>My dog because the baby doesn't have parents and fatherless kids have a higher probability of being a criminal when they grow up. 8 billion people in the world and there's no shortage of humans. Sorry but I love my dog to death.</quote> Potential sociopath.</quote> Also this is peak soy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 12/27/18 7:27:55 AM #38:	My video game collection. Found out that the dog has rabies and the baby is possessed by Satan. --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:914767853] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>My video game collection. Found out that the dog has rabies and the baby is possessed by Satan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
supercrono 12/27/18 7:33:37 AM #39:	People always talk a big game in these topics, but if the situation was real most people are saving the human. --- Kids in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids. <cite>supercrono posted [p:914767952] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>People always talk a big game in these topics, but if the situation was real most people are saving the human.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WindMouseHanpan 12/27/18 7:44:37 AM #40:	Oh look, this poll again. --- Let's plays, non-commenatated playthroughs 'n more! Come on down to Iido's Gaming Den! :D https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwqZW13u9eQiTvhqKG1L6Eg <cite>WindMouseHanpan posted [p:914768146] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>Oh look, this poll again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 12/27/18 9:47:31 AM #41:	I dislike the connotation that I would choose to leave either behind. This hypothetical has no basis in reality because its not a choice I would ever make. --- ultimate milf hunter https://imgur.com/lCEdce6 https://imgur.com/2N1Ezia https://imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:914771072] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I dislike the connotation that I would choose to leave either behind. This hypothetical has no basis in reality because its not a choice I would ever make.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 12/27/18 9:53:02 AM #42:	I live in a house. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:914771216] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I live in a house.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wasssup Now 12/27/18 10:03:59 AM #43:	Incels gonna incel. Save the baby. That action alone will get even vegy laid. <cite>Wasssup Now posted [p:914771534] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>Incels gonna incel. Save the baby. That action alone will get even vegy laid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 12/27/18 10:06:15 AM #44:	Its time to stop TC --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:914771610] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>Its time to stop TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GaryGaryGary 12/27/18 11:16:36 AM #45:	I assume most people click the dog because everyone knows that means you're a sociopath and it's the 'funny' answer. No one in real life is letting the baby die unless they're a genuine sicko. <cite>GaryGaryGary posted [p:914774170] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I assume most people click the dog because everyone knows that means you're a sociopath and it's the 'funny' answer. No one in real life is letting the baby die unless they're a genuine sicko.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 12/27/18 11:20:10 AM #46:	GaryGaryGary posted... I assume most people click the dog because everyone knows that means you're a sociopath and it's the 'funny' answer. No one in real life is letting the baby die unless they're a genuine sicko. Have you met CE? --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:914774318] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote><cite>GaryGaryGary posted...</cite> <quote>I assume most people click the dog because everyone knows that means you're a sociopath and it's the 'funny' answer. No one in real life is letting the baby die unless they're a genuine sicko.</quote> Have you met CE?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darklit_Minuet 12/27/18 11:22:29 AM #47:	GaryGaryGary posted... I assume most people click the dog because everyone knows that means you're a sociopath and it's the 'funny' answer. People simply value their family members over other humans. I know I'd save a member of my family over a random baby I don't know, and my dog is part of my family. <cite>Darklit_Minuet posted [p:914774406] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote><cite>GaryGaryGary posted...</cite> <quote>I assume most people click the dog because everyone knows that means you're a sociopath and it's the 'funny' answer. </quote> People simply value their family members over other humans. I know I'd save a member of my family over a random baby I don't know, and my dog is part of my family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Pumpkin 12/27/18 11:35:11 AM #48:	my dog. :3 --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBuYx8LIUj4 https://imgur.com/mmjxd2x https://imgur.com/quVtm6n <cite>Holy_Pumpkin posted [p:914774875] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>my dog. :3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 12/27/18 11:39:00 AM #49:	I force TC to enter the burning building, and I'm not letting him escape until he saves both. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:914775025] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I force TC to enter the burning building, and I'm not letting him escape until he saves both.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NameMeWhatever 12/27/18 11:44:56 AM #50:	I save the mom of the baby so we can hook up later and make another baby and dog to replace the lost ones. --- Not changing this signature until the Houston Oilers win the Super Bowl. -Started April 24th, 1960. <cite>NameMeWhatever posted [p:914775263] in Your apart... [t:77337272]...</cite> <quote>I save the mom of the baby so we can hook up later and make another baby and dog to replace the lost ones.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby. (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby.