Current Events > A friend once sent me to the grocery to buy grenadine

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frozenshock 12/30/18 11:39:29 AM #1:	I forgot the name when I got there and asked the clerk if they sold gangrene --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:914921700] in A friend o... [t:77346204]...</cite> <quote>I forgot the name when I got there and asked the clerk if they sold gangrene</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 12/30/18 11:40:12 AM #2:	This "friend" had a vagina, didn't they? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:914921725] in A friend o... [t:77346204]...</cite> <quote>This "friend" had a vagina, didn't they?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 12/30/18 11:41:04 AM #3:	Well, it beats asking if they had grenades and ending up on a list --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:914921761] in A friend o... [t:77346204]...</cite> <quote>Well, it beats asking if they had grenades and ending up on a list</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 12/30/18 11:41:11 AM #4:	deupd_u posted... This "friend" had a vagina, didn't they? No, it was a middle-aged man --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:914921769] in A friend o... [t:77346204]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>This "friend" had a vagina, didn't they?</quote> No, it was a middle-aged man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 12/30/18 11:42:34 AM #5:	Antifar posted... Well, it beats asking if they had grenades and ending up on a list I read in the papers a few years ago about some French tourists in Montreal, when they were in the airport to go back to France one of the girls joked to the lady checking the bags that she had a grenade in one of the bags. She ended up spending 24 hours in prison for making a false declaration --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:914921828] in A friend o... [t:77346204]...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote>Well, it beats asking if they had grenades and ending up on a list</quote> I read in the papers a few years ago about some French tourists in Montreal, when they were in the airport to go back to France one of the girls joked to the lady checking the bags that she had a grenade in one of the bags. She ended up spending 24 hours in prison for making a false declaration</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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