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I know right, I walk around with my erection tent pole all the time, nothing weird about it, girls are just dumb.

Fallout 76 wasn't even announced yet.

Have seen it, joys of working in the medical field and helping 88 y.o get a urine sample.

I'd like to think it's helping the developers, not pay to win cheat.

Gangnam Style

Use it to hunt dogs and cats for my anaconda.

Driving can be scary, which is why you should always have one in the chamber, racking will take your hands off the wheel and potentially lead to an accident.

Dick pic is the answer to most of these questions.

10 years ago, me and the guy who curls in the squat rack would be the only ones using the squat or power rack

with the popularity of cross fit, we now have girls wearing tight pants doing all kinds of squatting, power cleans, overhead cleans and deadlifts, that stuff is distracting and even at my gym with 4 olympic lift station and one power rack, I tend to have to wait 15-20 min for a station to open up trying not to watch hot girls in tight pants are doing compound movements, go back to your cardio you bitches

I'm going to get myself a dozen bald eagle tallons, thanks Trump.

Bunch of chubbie Asian guys who wont take off their shirts.

I always reward myself for going to the gym by always getting some In-N-Out burgers and large chocolate shake afterwards, gotta get that protein in to get them gains.

Someone post that thing about Asian women being young looking until they hit this point in life where they just become super old and short overnight.

He hates Mexicans.

I don't like eggs in my fried rice, get on my level.

Needed an FAQ on FF6 on my PS1.

I know right, which is why this stupid phone from Apple that's all touch screen is going to fail so hard. Also I'm super stoked about the live action Transformer, going to be the bomb, and I also got rickrolled? It's when you click a link and it takes you to some stupid old music video, wth is that? Stupid things people will think of.

And as quickly as they are promoted, they can be demoted. Every month they get graded by someone who will walk around and find fault in any little detail from the QC department and will also get graded by their divisional manager. They have to hit labor goals by sending people home early and work short handed to get bigger bonuses to make six figures.

They have to hit sales goals, and yea they do have to babysit a bunch of stressed out horny teens and 20 somethings. In-N-Out tends to hire good looking people and they tend to all date each other and create a ton of drama. It's nice if you are younger and have a ton of energy, but it's not really a company you can work at for a long time and going into management means a lot of ass kissing and a ton of competition.

Too Planet Too Apes

you should try blackmail first

I_Stay_Noided posted...

neverwin posted...

I_Stay_Noided posted...

rick and morty

It's not.

to be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand rick and morty

yup, bunch of geniuses rioting inside McDonald for not having enough Szechuan sauce

glasses

Unless you have chest pain, can't smile properly, or bleeding buckets, you'll get triage into the end of the line, thanks Obama.

I go to Ross for all my name brand for less jeans, get on my level.

Yup, and in my bath also.

Pretty sure he doesn't have the power to expedite criminal trials one way or another, he could pardon him though, and might just do it for the LOLs.

The best is when they go to a homeless encampment and have the girl do some hobo bareback.

Meh, self driving cars will most likely solve all the drunk/distracted/sleepy driving almost overnight.

I spent roughly $500 on my bullet button AR which I just registered in CA, so if they bought it back for $1000 I would be stoked. Would use that towards a new DE .44 or just a featurless rifle with regular magazines.

Only after a complete physical with pap and conplete blood work with full STD testing. Then I might consider putting my D in "her" butt.

If you really want a plot, you should watch some 70s and 80s porn. Also watch if you're a bush fan.

What if God was one of us?

La Blue Girl

I really liked the bts of porn shoots when I was a kid.

buy a gun now before you have a record, it's your right as an American citizen

I love her, she's the white female version of Dave Chappelle, so edgy and such a great stand up comedian. She also much better than him in movies.

Going to see all them white supremacist with their torches wearing their yeezys, going to be off the hook, resell market going to go crazy

heavy ass gun, so recoil isn't too much of a bother
when you go into an indoor range and fire off those .44s it's so much louder than everyone else's ammo and everyone start to stare at you and envy and wish they were as cool as you, it's the best

I would only charge like $5 for each shot of male protein supplement, she can either take it orally, rectally or in the V, half off for facial topical application.

Maybe it's just me, but she reminds me of those skinny Thai ladyboys.

scrambled with cheese so it's all runny and some sriracha and some mayo and some peanut butter

He should get Dr. Oz, the guy is on TV, he gets good ratings, and he's willing to sell pseudo science product if the price is right.

Psssh, back in my days we use to tell time by the angle of the shadow of an object in relation to the sun, these industrial revolutionist and their time pieces, phooey

Pepys Monster posted...

bknight posted...

I like my woman to lose her virginity on her wedding night, so no.

LOL, what? This isn't 1950. That doesn't happen.

I blame the liberals and women right and her body her right BS, I miss the 50s

Wonder if he was CEmen, or maybe RI poster, something about Canada.

I like my woman to lose her virginity on her wedding night, so no.

Sure give me 5 million dollars and I'll go on record calling our elected president an sexist, racist idiot who reads at the 3rd grade level.

If you get crabs its proof you had sex, therefore less embarassing than 4everalone.

The right: pro life

Also the right: pro death penalty

dib153 posted...

Oh you're IN the drive thru....how'd you know what he ordered?

"You're total is $25.69, please pull to the second window" can be heard from the car behind the one ordering. Unless you're at In-N-Out, you probably won't wait too long, even for a $25 order.