Lurker > bknight

probably pre-diabetic and pre-hypertension and most likely will have osteoporosis

Wonder if posting a pic of a woman showing nipple, but breastfeeding, which is relevant to topic would trigger ban.

so pointy, can't stop staring at how pointy

Fresno, CA

You can even say you like Trump, bunch of accepting liberals in here.

We obviously have to kill mother nature before she kills us.

No clue how to fully erase a hard drive when the FBI shows up.

How I Met Your Mother season 5

but if it's just a sound, why does she have to be attractive? or female?

yea, between the 13-14 second mark you see nipples before the white stuff cover is again, reported

Good for you, I always thought people who bought guns for practical reason like hunting or self defense were just being delusional. Buy a gun because it looks cool and you'll get all the attention at the range. If you know the right people and have money to burn, convert it to full automatic and you'll have a semi concealable weapon that can be used to clear rooms, just in case Obama comes for our guns.

One time I was at work and had to poop. We only have one unisex toilet bathroom thing and I stunk it up nice. As soon as I was done, I went out and to my horror, the decent looking girl I work with was outside waiting for the bathroom, I casually smiled at her and ran off.

Barack Q Obama

Always holds up the line at TSA checkpoints.

Doesn't take off his turban during the national anthem.

On his knee facing SE three times a day.

Smells like curry.

I keep my in my man purse, or if I'm getting drunk, my wallet under the armpit holster.

Trim your nails if you're going to finger a girl, most of them have bad experiences with guys with long nails cutting them and they then tell all other guys they don't like to get fingered. Also if she lets you finger her butt and her vag, don't cross contaminate and don't put your fingers in her mouth after it's been in her butt, very few girls are into scat. Also, also, all those videos of girls gushing when a guys makes the hook with his finger and tries to stimulate the g spot are probably faking, I've had one girl "squirt" and it was with a tiny vibrator directly on her clit and it was more of a slow leak, but still very hot.

300 condoms, can't be too safe

Jergensmeat posted...

This dude was our vice president for EIGHT years, WTF?

It's only sexual harassment if you're not a Chad, sad but true.

Start investing in metal coat hangers.

It's working, the last couple of mass shootings were done with shotguns and handguns, no ARs in sight and they didn't kill themselves, saving lives already.

3 month ban for posting boobs

Kevin Heart, he's small and I can use my superior body weight to sit on him and win.

I find pooping my pants keeps people from sitting anywhere near me.

I learned it by watching YOU!

Yea if you're a grown man you can only like live action movies based on western graphic novels, none of that Asian poop.

TheRealDill2000 posted...

loafy013 posted...

Nah, there are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

You only listed 2...

in binary they write things as 1 and 0 so 100010110 means your mom is fine and I did her last night and I might be your dad

Solid Snake in MGS
Daniel in Karate Kid

Hexenherz posted...

ACHEEKSMALLOY posted...

A toolbox. Women love tools

We have that >_>.

bknight posted...

XD9 9mm

She hates guns.

That's too bad, I have no idea what to get someone who hates America.

XD9 9mm

Bring your "Blacks for Trump" sign and they'll put you in the background of his speech and you'll be the most popular CE man.

Imagine if it was Obama, you'd be swimming in vagina.

I remember buying blank VHS to mail to dubbers to make copy of a master fan sub and then having them mail me back the VHS to watch on my VCR. Still have the whole Maison Ikkoku VHS somewhere, like 30 VHS and Berserk.

hugs

only if you had access to the internet and the search engine 'bing', that thing can find such good porn.

skimmedmilk posted...

i remember I had a fight with senior student during highschool over a girl. I luckily won the fight and able to date the girl as a reward (she considered me as astrong man)

Are you able to squat 1.5 times your body weight though? Because that would make you intermediate and no where near strong.

Makes me sad, didn't know elephants could cry, guess I'm going to stop eating elephant meat.

Everyone rushes in to see a fight, but one of them brings a gun and it's everyone for their lives and runaway and stuff, Merica.

Increased the perceived value of Twitter.

stop flushing the toilet so much, she'll appreciate your water conservation ways

If she excuses herself and goes to the bathroom after you leave the money on the drawer, be very careful. This is when she's usually texting her pimp to storm in and rob you, usually you're already naked on the bed so you're in no way ready to fight or flee. Always just take the donation, no extra money and leave all your personal belongings in your car, even your phone, get her room number and memorize it. Also, it's not worth your life to fight for the money, tell the pimp he can have it, get dressed and the fuck out. Only fight if he starts attacking you or if they try to kidnap you.

Nuffinz0rz posted...

bknight posted...

I think you meant to say the World Series, and it's only played by MLB US/Canadian baseball teams in October/November, so Wakanda would not be eligible to play.

you've had an account since 2000 and you have no signature

why

Because my sig was "I want to be like Mike" which only 90s kid would get.

Does she have a younger sister who will let me inside of her?

I think you meant to say the World Series, and it's only played by MLB US/Canadian baseball teams in October/November, so Wakanda would not be eligible to play.

AcFan87 posted...

So he didn't get the progressive memo that said all knives and guns are sentient beings and are 100% responsible for murder instead of the person actually wielding the knife or gun....and how banning guns and knives will magically stop all murders ever?

Ultimate troll move is to go the airport with an unloaded gun and shut down the terminal and make a ton of people miss their flight when TSA sounds the alarm and a bunch of armed cops come pouring out, such a good prank.