Lurker > bknight

Just switched to the Sprint $15 unlimited everything plan

Well, watching the cucking video parody of her lasagna being eaten by the owner of the BBC has made me realize that it was fake news.

Yea it's weird that women don't have orgasm and ejaculate everywhere like we do when we poop.

In most states in the USA it's illegal to conceal carry knives over 5 inches or knives that fall into the switch blade category. Also knives are considered deadly weapons and the police are justified in responding in kind if confronted by an individual who threatens them with one.

0 because going outside is hard and getting a girl to let me put my penis in her vagina is paramount to me getting Kathleen Kennedy's job after she gets fired for killing Star Wars and righting what was wronged by making Star Wars great again by putting white male leads in the film again and more lightsabers and not letting Luke die like a little punk sitting on a rock and none of that Marry Poppins shit and going to a cool planet, not some casino planet showing the profiteering of endless wars between rebels and established power.

Meh, probably fake news, Google ruined everything, especially scams.

Radar showing me field of view of my victims and surrounding surveillance.

Chances are you'll never have to use a gun in a life or death situation, so you might as well get a desert eagle. Ammo is expensive and its too big to conceal or open carry, but at the range, when everyone is shooting 9mm or .22 or .38, you'll be going BOOM, BOOM, BOOM and everyone will stop shooting and look in your direction and envy you so hard. Feels good.

I know right, I once found out a buddy of mine was gay, that ended our friendship quickly.

It's like when you hear there's been a bombing in Afghanistan and you go, well duh that place is a war zone with a ton of religious ideology conflicting.

I imagine that's how the world sees the USA when we report another mass shooting, something that is tragic and makes headline news, but is expected from that part of the world.

Your semen taste better if you lay off red meat and ead a lot sweet fruit.

Not unless you kill off most of the native population and claim the land as yours.

I'm pretty sure they won't let you anywhere near those camps by the border where they're keeping all those kids locked up, I hope.

FF11 NM hunting cerca 2013-2016, lottery spawn of normal mobs with a respawn timer of anything from 1 hour to 12 hours, low drop rates, and fierce competition from other players and Chinese Gil Sellers, and I paid them monthly for this...

Go watch videos on bencher's who tear pecs, yea, then watch people who tear biceps while deadlifting, fun videos.

When I was young and I had diarrhea, I would sit on the toilet and fluid would gush out my anus and I thought this was how girls felt when they went to pee.

Wife just confided deep dark secret, to CE I go!

Bazookie

Police Academy

I always feel bad when my mom has to wash my streaked tighty whities, but that's what mom are there for.

Foppe posted...

And all have been used for porn.

You haven't seen porn until you've seen a urethral creampie being forcefully ejected by urine.

Well, the US has appointed a career politician with no science background and a global warming denier to be the head of NASA. He was a former military pilot though and is hard at work at developing the US Space Force which will protect the US from aliens.

only casuals watch subtitles, raw or nothing

Eveescerated

I think the gay Christians should take their business to the competitor in China.

Man, her sandbags look extra sandy.

littlebro07 posted...

Howl posted...

Why is this a thing? I really don't understand how she got access to speak to the President about anything.

This

Seriously why the fuck did Leo have to win that Oscar? That clearly set in motion the crazy ass butterfly effect that led us to this moment.

Nope it was the damn Cubs winning the world series.

They just trolling Ellen Page.

Just drink enough to get buzzed, or drink too much and black out.

Whatever our president is getting blow jobs in the White House and lied about it and got impeached.

No wonder why all the factories and jobs are leaving to Mexico, our $7.50 minimum wage is what's killing all the manufacturing jobs.

Depends on how cute, the young ones tend to burn out fast and it takes a special kind of someone to become the bottom bitch.

chill02 posted...

Nope

I legit worried that it would happen when I got a massage last week but nothing happened

on the flip you let the towel slide off, if she says nothing, you raise up 3-4 fingers, each fingers means $10, if she nods, you get happy ending and you tip however many fingers you held up

no, they feel like sandbags though, weirdest thing

pic of used condom, or sister, or dad, or mom

Should had called shotgun, your loss TC.

Wonder if they don't rape you in prison if you tell everyone you're HIV positive.... hmmmm.

Have they tried watching NRA TV, because that network has some comedic gold show.

You'd think with all the artificial human android tech they have, they would have heavily armored, non-networked, heavily armed androids who can tank small arms fire and have all it's acc., dex., str., cranked up to 500% to just go in assess the situation and take out anything that fires at them while the human follow safely from the back, but nope, still have weak humans with no extra lives on dune buggies running around getting shot.

better tasting semen

Depends, where does your mother live?

Nope, people who force sodomize 3 months old babies to get a sexual high should be shot.

Thanks Obama

why do people post in stupid topics, it doesn't matter, it's going to get archived in a couple hours

Looked gf posted...

Whats the downside?

all the poop everywhere, like enough poop to run your own country

HxH>One Piece

Gangnam Style

pic of hot Chinese girl with big boobs

sure as long as she takes the D in the O

DifferentialEquation posted...

Bio1590 posted...

"We have to believe that at some point their common sense will prevail. But we see no sign of that in this action today by the U.S. administration," Trudeau said.

Forget the trade war, I would interpret that as Trudeau making an open threat on our president. Maybe we should challenge Canada to a real war and see if Trudeau wants to keep talking like that.

Yup, lets see if a few dozen nuke at them will make them change their mind, also they are isolated in the north so that fallout from our nukes would cause no damage to other countries and hence no worry about starting trouble with another country.