Current Events > Should I kick my roomates in the nuts?

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I got off work and went to have a drink and found a bottle of coffee creamer was scotch taped to my rum
I warned them before not to touch my stuff

If he climaxes, does it count as a foot job?
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Three weeks ago I bought some pretzels (the dough ones you heat up in the microwave) and two days later when I went to eat them, my roommates had already ate them. They said they'd replace them. They haven't.

I also bought cereal at the time and had two bowls from it. One of those big bags, like 34 oz? Yeah. I just checked on it. Apparently using a black, red, blue and green sharpie to put my initials all over the bag wasn't a deterrent.

Never mind the fact that the ones who steal my crap don't even pay rent and that they fill the fridge and freezer with their food stamp food all the time, meaning I don't even get to use fridge space for much more than sitting in some leftover pizza that I'll finish the next day.

That all said... TC, I have a proposal. Crisscross.
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I find that these things tend to escalate to the point where one is offered a blow job, when it reaches this point, just close your eye and enjoy the moment.

I've never had a roommate that ate my food nor did I ever eat a roommates food. Smack a bitch and lay down the law. Don't touch my shit unless you ask first and I say OK.
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MuayThai85 posted...

I've never had a roommate that ate my food nor did I ever eat a roommates food. Smack a bitch and lay down the law. Don't touch my shit unless you ask first and I say OK.

Hell yeah! Violence!
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forgot to mention the coffee creamer was mine and one of them finished the bottle.
someone said start putting laxatives in my stuff but that would also fuck me over in that id be wasting food