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It's a little ironic that it would be Trump, the thrice divorced, porn star loving, daughter leering president who would shut down the whole internet escort service business. Guess it's trips to Tijuana from now on, one site in So. Cal still going but they cleansed everything down and it's harder for the girls to advertise.

im not 13 posted...

Stupid

Money is way more important than sex...why do people find this so hard to understand

I know right, I can't believe some girls try to sell sex for money, don't they know that no guy will ever pay, like ever? Dumb girls.

Volkswagen_Bros posted...

One of my favorite poses ever.

why is she sitting on the folded up seats in the back of the van, so unsafe with no back rest and seatbelt, unless it's a bed and it's a special kind of van

In other news, Trump recently signed the Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act of 2017 (FOSTA) which made owners of website that promoted or provided prostitution criminally liable. This pretty much shut down all escorts site in the US and means it'll be much harder to lose the V card for CEmen, sigh, guess more TJ trips planning.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED though

Only if she let's you put it in the butt. If she let's you do that already then it's time to try a DP yo, good luck.

c, the others don't have a prostate to stimulate

He was standing on a block of ice and it melted so he fell to his death because the window was closed and locked so therefore it wasn't a suicide.

make a topic on CE and checking every 5 minutes to see if anyone posted in it

I know right and why all the magazines? They know were all going to be glued to our cell phones while in the waiting room instead of checking out that National Geographic from 2005. I feel bad for those poor folks who cant afford smart phones and are forced to watch waiting room TV with subtitles and read People magazines about Brangelina break up, sucks to be poor.

If you are a woman with the body of a young boy and can take a pounding from some BBC, you tend to gather a certain fan base.

If you ask 100 random non-Koreans about K-pop, 95 would have no clue. 5 Would know about Gangnam Style and 20 out of 100 of those would know more about K-pop. They are fan because they started with anime/manga and video games and eventually were led to K-pop along the way.

Having sweaty balls which make you itch really bad and then finally finding enough privacy to go scratch and adjust them and feel much better only to realize that some 60 y.o woman saw you.

Only if Elon Musk wasn't so scared of AI, he'd have built sex bots by now.

I don't get it, who's Canon?

I would bang my mom.

Cops used to have to shake down drug dealers and prostitutes to make that $$$, now it's all just red tape.

I drive to Tijuana alone and have sex with hookers whom I can't communicate with and when the border agent asks me what I did in Mexico I tell them the truth.

I would save my dog.

You have to get cancer first.

Should work, most of the time they don't want to rob a place if anyone is there, your mere presence should deter a robber.

What if you're a Chad though, does that rule still apply?

I would be her father and jar jar her binks.

You forgot to mention the N. Korean who will come by submarines with their AK-47 and will take over all the coastal cities since all of our elected officials will be dead and no one will have a gun to fight back because the military and the FBI and the police will have all the guns and since they will be too busy having sex orgies, the N. Koreans will just waltz in and join the sex orgies and so many people will lose their virginity.

Was hopping for a topic with a bunch of boobs and trying to spot real from fakes, maybe I should start one.

Yea it's useless, we should just execute drug dealers so that no one would deal drugs, simple solution.

Nope, the day they make guns illegal, I'll gladly turn in my AR-15, my 9mm and my 12 gauge shotgun. I just keep them around and stock up on ammo for the eventual zombie apocalypse and the fall of the government and the need for small arms to keep others from taking my stuff and to take stuff from others who won't have guns, and the zombies too.

Too bad Michael B Jordan was one and done, he would had made a great Cap.

Isn't it ironic, dont you think?

church

I'm not a nerd or a geek also, I created an account on this videogame message board 19 years ago to torment all these virgins with my exploits and to brag about my numbers on my squats and deads.

S9 is a meh attempt, you know they're going to pull out all the guns for the 10

I sometime feel bad for buying things under $10 and having them ship it 2 days from 5 states over, oh well, got to keep the UPS man employed.

Day 4, night sweat and shaking but hanging in there.

Going to have to buy me some guns, going to need them for the eventual purge coming in a year or two.

Really need to wash up well when eating the starfish. I just had a session with a 24 year old tight bodied Korean babe and she made me brush my teeth, use mouthwash, take a shower where she proceeded to spend 15 minutes washing me and my bung hole. Rimmimg was on the menu and let's just say it felt more weird than good, although it did feel good. She had mirrors placed on both side of the bed while I laid down on my stomach and I could watch her. So next time TC, make sure you jump in the shower first and really credit card wash her brown hershey hallway.

Unless she hit you really hard at the base of your spine, you should be fine TC, skulls are made are hard stuff. Also, calling the cops would open up all cans of worms that you probably want to deal with.

Godzilla BBQ

condom, lube, drumstick

I hope she says yes to the upcoming Brazzer offer

He's 6'4 and a lean 239, he could had rushed that shooter, maybe taken 1-2 hits and probably drop that skinny 19 year old, then the mob would rush in and kick the guy to death. A rifle isn't ideal if you're taken to the ground.