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VorpalBlade91 07/11/18 8:59:06 PM #1: |
Your geeky son is on the lap of his boyfriend and they're about to have sex. How do you honestly react? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3khc 07/11/18 9:00:39 PM #2: |
Kick them out. No one buts in my house but me.
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KirbyMagicWand 07/11/18 9:02:09 PM #3: |
*gives them a condom and walks out the door*
*pauses outside of door* *re-enters room and hands them a second condom just in case* *walks out and tell them to have fun* --- Black 2 FC: 3654-8394-0937 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedzXVIII 07/11/18 9:03:30 PM #4: |
I would drive my son to his boyfriends house and make him apologize to his parents for fucking their son in the ass.
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ultimate reaver 07/11/18 9:03:58 PM #5: |
hunt you down and kill you
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ShinyFinder 07/11/18 9:04:42 PM #7: |
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K181 07/11/18 9:06:14 PM #8: |
So my son is hitting above his weight class by landing a more fit dude?
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Shopaholic163 07/11/18 9:06:17 PM #9: |
I would probably give them a lecture about practicing safe sex. I don't care if it's awkward for them or me.
I just want them to understand what they're getting into. And then I would tell them to enjoy themselves. --- Lotus - the flower that survives and thrives ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BuckVanHammer 07/11/18 9:06:49 PM #10: |
pipe down fellas, games coming on
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LinksLiege 07/11/18 9:08:04 PM #11: |
"Where's the rest of the sports team?"
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DarthGravid 07/11/18 9:12:27 PM #12: |
Meh. I really don't care. If that's what makes him happy, then I'm not going to make a big deal out of it.
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Zack_Attackv1 07/11/18 9:13:55 PM #13: |
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bknight 07/11/18 9:15:21 PM #14: |
I go to CE.
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VorpalBlade91 07/11/18 9:15:30 PM #15: |
KirbyMagicWand posted...
*gives them a condom and walks out the door* DarthGravid posted... Meh. I really don't care. If that's what makes him happy, then I'm not going to make a big deal out of it. K181 posted... So my son is hitting above his weight class by landing a more fit dude? Shopaholic163 posted... I would probably give them a lecture about practicing safe sex. I don't care if it's awkward for them or me. Good parents right here. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 07/11/18 9:18:44 PM #16: |
Disown son. I didn't raise no geek.
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Banana_Cyanide 07/11/18 9:27:33 PM #17: |
"Ain't no son of mine is going to be a bottom"
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Marauder64 07/11/18 9:27:40 PM #18: |
Not in my house.
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Ganon19 07/11/18 9:29:17 PM #19: |
pick up some homeless dude off the street and try to out do them both.
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Timohtep 07/11/18 9:30:13 PM #20: |
"c'mon man, can you at least either lock your door or do this when I'm not home, that's how I did it"
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PanzerElite 07/11/18 9:31:34 PM #21: |
The_Korey posted...
Disown son. --- What the goodness?! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnragedSlith 07/11/18 9:32:28 PM #22: |
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MedzXVIII 07/11/18 9:33:05 PM #23: |
KirbyMagicWand posted...
*gives them a condom and walks out the door* Is that what you do when you walk in on your parents ass fucking? --- Hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Abyssea 07/11/18 9:34:08 PM #24: |
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CharlesBronson 07/11/18 9:35:35 PM #25: |
what are you a f**?
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VorpalBlade91 07/11/18 9:36:11 PM #26: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
"Ain't no son of mine is going to be a bottom" @Banana_Cyanide Why is it that bottoming is somehow shameful, but topping is not? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KStateKing17 07/11/18 9:37:49 PM #27: |
OMG post 24 scared the fuck out of me!
Anyway I'd make sure they had protection and then tell then to go to the bedroom. They are not about to mess up my couch. --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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devilminion 07/11/18 9:38:38 PM #28: |
At 17, he's pretty much old enough to make his own decisions, so I just close the door and walk away... But he is also going to be doing his own laundry after that, if he isn't already.
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Banana_Cyanide 07/11/18 9:39:10 PM #29: |
VorpalBlade91 posted...
Why is it that bottoming is somehow shameful, but topping is not? Why is it that you don't know a joke when you see one? --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The Man-Emperor of Mankind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Abyssea 07/11/18 9:42:00 PM #30: |
VorpalBlade91 posted...
Banana_Cyanide posted..."Ain't no son of mine is going to be a bottom" because they're basic. a dime a dozen. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VorpalBlade91 07/11/18 9:48:30 PM #31: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
VorpalBlade91 posted...Why is it that bottoming is somehow shameful, but topping is not? See, I didn't know if you were joking or not. It kind of seems like a lot men see bottoming as degrading. Topping, in contrast, has a much more positive connotation. Just something I have observed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banana_Cyanide 07/11/18 9:50:08 PM #32: |
Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked.
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ProtoManSPx 07/11/18 9:51:47 PM #33: |
Banana_Cyanide posted...
Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked. Elaborate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banana_Cyanide 07/11/18 9:55:35 PM #34: |
It's a double entendre. Specifically about life in general.
Again, another joke. --- Who knew bananas could be so lethal? Proud member of The Church of The Man-Emperor of Mankind. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 07/11/18 9:58:56 PM #35: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
Banana_Cyanide posted...Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked. He's a top. The boring position. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 07/11/18 9:59:03 PM #36: |
Tell my wife she owes me $20.
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Deadpool_18 07/11/18 10:01:23 PM #37: |
Excuse myself and go about my business.
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ProtoManSPx 07/11/18 10:04:47 PM #38: |
LinksLiege posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...Banana_Cyanide posted...Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked. Why's it boring? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banana_Cyanide 07/11/18 10:05:31 PM #39: |
I like how my post just get's ignored.
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ollie89 07/11/18 10:13:01 PM #40: |
KirbyMagicWand posted...
*gives them a condom and walks out the door* --- Woo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KStateKing17 07/11/18 10:17:02 PM #41: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
LinksLiege posted...ProtoManSPx posted...Banana_Cyanide posted...Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked. They don't know what they're doing --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 07/11/18 10:21:56 PM #42: |
No, getting slammed is just funner.
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KStateKing17 07/11/18 10:23:10 PM #43: |
LinksLiege posted...
No, getting slammed is just funner. Being in the middle is better --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 07/11/18 10:24:37 PM #44: |
If we're talking getting spitroasted then yes.
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TheMikh 07/11/18 10:25:49 PM #45: |
disown my son until he breaks it off
and dates a nice geeky guy like himself none of my kids are going to sleep with chad under my watch --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProtoManSPx 07/11/18 10:26:05 PM #46: |
LinksLiege posted...
No, getting slammed is just funner. Sounds painful ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Micah_93 07/12/18 12:24:18 AM #48: |
devilminion posted...
At 17, he's pretty much old enough to make his own decisions --- Middle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 07/12/18 12:57:30 AM #49: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
Sounds painful Foreplay and lube. Not in that order. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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franksandbeans3 07/12/18 1:14:55 AM #50: |
Micah_93 posted...
devilminion posted...At 17, he's pretty much old enough to make his own decisions --- Currently Playing: Ni No Kuni ... Copied to Clipboard!
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QuantamLeap 07/12/18 9:23:12 AM #51: |
I would high five them both and then close the door.
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