Current Events > You walk in on your geeky 17 year old son making out with his jock boyfriend

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VorpalBlade91
07/11/18 8:59:06 PM
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Your geeky son is on the lap of his boyfriend and they're about to have sex.

How do you honestly react?
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3khc
07/11/18 9:00:39 PM
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Kick them out. No one buts in my house but me.
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KirbyMagicWand
07/11/18 9:02:09 PM
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*gives them a condom and walks out the door*

*pauses outside of door*

*re-enters room and hands them a second condom just in case*

*walks out and tell them to have fun*
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MedzXVIII
07/11/18 9:03:30 PM
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I would drive my son to his boyfriends house and make him apologize to his parents for fucking their son in the ass.
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ultimate reaver
07/11/18 9:03:58 PM
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hunt you down and kill you
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ShinyFinder
07/11/18 9:04:42 PM
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The twist is I'm actually the geeky son and we're doing role play
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K181
07/11/18 9:06:14 PM
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So my son is hitting above his weight class by landing a more fit dude?

Way to go, boy.
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Shopaholic163
07/11/18 9:06:17 PM
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I would probably give them a lecture about practicing safe sex. I don't care if it's awkward for them or me.

I just want them to understand what they're getting into.

And then I would tell them to enjoy themselves.
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BuckVanHammer
07/11/18 9:06:49 PM
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pipe down fellas, games coming on
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LinksLiege
07/11/18 9:08:04 PM
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"Where's the rest of the sports team?"
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DarthGravid
07/11/18 9:12:27 PM
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Meh. I really don't care. If that's what makes him happy, then I'm not going to make a big deal out of it.
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Zack_Attackv1
07/11/18 9:13:55 PM
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"I'm making smoothies!"
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bknight
07/11/18 9:15:21 PM
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I go to CE.
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VorpalBlade91
07/11/18 9:15:30 PM
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KirbyMagicWand posted...
*gives them a condom and walks out the door*

*pauses outside of door*

*re-enters room and hands them a second condom just in case*

*walks out and tell them to have fun*

DarthGravid posted...
Meh. I really don't care. If that's what makes him happy, then I'm not going to make a big deal out of it.

K181 posted...
So my son is hitting above his weight class by landing a more fit dude?

Way to go, boy.

Shopaholic163 posted...
I would probably give them a lecture about practicing safe sex. I don't care if it's awkward for them or me.

I just want them to understand what they're getting into.

And then I would tell them to enjoy themselves.

Good parents right here.
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The_Korey
07/11/18 9:18:44 PM
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Banana_Cyanide
07/11/18 9:27:33 PM
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"Ain't no son of mine is going to be a bottom"

and then I slowly and awkwardly back out of the room.
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Marauder64
07/11/18 9:27:40 PM
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Not in my house.
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Ganon19
07/11/18 9:29:17 PM
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pick up some homeless dude off the street and try to out do them both.
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Timohtep
07/11/18 9:30:13 PM
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"c'mon man, can you at least either lock your door or do this when I'm not home, that's how I did it"

And then I leave awkwardly whilst regretting not knocking.
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PanzerElite
07/11/18 9:31:34 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Disown son.

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EnragedSlith
07/11/18 9:32:28 PM
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MedzXVIII
07/11/18 9:33:05 PM
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KirbyMagicWand posted...
*gives them a condom and walks out the door*

*pauses outside of door*

*re-enters room and hands them a second condom just in case*

*walks out and tell them to have fun*

Is that what you do when you walk in on your parents ass fucking?
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Abyssea
07/11/18 9:34:08 PM
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CharlesBronson
07/11/18 9:35:35 PM
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what are you a f**?
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VorpalBlade91
07/11/18 9:36:11 PM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...
"Ain't no son of mine is going to be a bottom"

and then I slowly and awkwardly back out of the room.

@Banana_Cyanide Why is it that bottoming is somehow shameful, but topping is not?
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KStateKing17
07/11/18 9:37:49 PM
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OMG post 24 scared the fuck out of me!

Anyway I'd make sure they had protection and then tell then to go to the bedroom. They are not about to mess up my couch.
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devilminion
07/11/18 9:38:38 PM
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At 17, he's pretty much old enough to make his own decisions, so I just close the door and walk away... But he is also going to be doing his own laundry after that, if he isn't already.
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Banana_Cyanide
07/11/18 9:39:10 PM
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VorpalBlade91 posted...
Why is it that bottoming is somehow shameful, but topping is not?

Why is it that you don't know a joke when you see one?
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Abyssea
07/11/18 9:42:00 PM
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VorpalBlade91 posted...
Banana_Cyanide posted...
"Ain't no son of mine is going to be a bottom"

and then I slowly and awkwardly back out of the room.

@Banana_Cyanide Why is it that bottoming is somehow shameful, but topping is not?


because they're basic. a dime a dozen.
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VorpalBlade91
07/11/18 9:48:30 PM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...
VorpalBlade91 posted...
Why is it that bottoming is somehow shameful, but topping is not?

Why is it that you don't know a joke when you see one?

See, I didn't know if you were joking or not.

It kind of seems like a lot men see bottoming as degrading. Topping, in contrast, has a much more positive connotation.

Just something I have observed.
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Banana_Cyanide
07/11/18 9:50:08 PM
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Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked.
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ProtoManSPx
07/11/18 9:51:47 PM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...
Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked.

Elaborate
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Banana_Cyanide
07/11/18 9:55:35 PM
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It's a double entendre. Specifically about life in general.

Again, another joke.
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LinksLiege
07/11/18 9:58:56 PM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
Banana_Cyanide posted...
Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked.

Elaborate

He's a top.

The boring position.
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Flockaveli
07/11/18 9:59:03 PM
#36:


Tell my wife she owes me $20.
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Deadpool_18
07/11/18 10:01:23 PM
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Excuse myself and go about my business.
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ProtoManSPx
07/11/18 10:04:47 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Banana_Cyanide posted...
Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked.

Elaborate

He's a top.

The boring position.

Why's it boring?
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Banana_Cyanide
07/11/18 10:05:31 PM
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I like how my post just get's ignored.
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ollie89
07/11/18 10:13:01 PM
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KirbyMagicWand posted...
*gives them a condom and walks out the door*

*pauses outside of door*

*re-enters room and hands them a second condom just in case*

*walks out and tell them to have fun*

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KStateKing17
07/11/18 10:17:02 PM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
LinksLiege posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Banana_Cyanide posted...
Well it's better to be the one doing the fucking than the one being fucked.

Elaborate

He's a top.

The boring position.

Why's it boring?

They don't know what they're doing
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LinksLiege
07/11/18 10:21:56 PM
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No, getting slammed is just funner.
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KStateKing17
07/11/18 10:23:10 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
No, getting slammed is just funner.

Being in the middle is better
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LinksLiege
07/11/18 10:24:37 PM
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If we're talking getting spitroasted then yes.
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TheMikh
07/11/18 10:25:49 PM
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disown my son until he breaks it off

and dates a nice geeky guy like himself

none of my kids are going to sleep with chad under my watch
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ProtoManSPx
07/11/18 10:26:05 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
No, getting slammed is just funner.

Sounds painful
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Micah_93
07/12/18 12:24:18 AM
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devilminion posted...
At 17, he's pretty much old enough to make his own decisions

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LinksLiege
07/12/18 12:57:30 AM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
Sounds painful

Foreplay and lube.
Not in that order.
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franksandbeans3
07/12/18 1:14:55 AM
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Micah_93 posted...
devilminion posted...
At 17, he's pretty much old enough to make his own decisions

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QuantamLeap
07/12/18 9:23:12 AM
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I would high five them both and then close the door.
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