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TopicInstagram is too much tho
berlyman101
01/03/20 1:55:54 AM
#3
Topicwhat foods are enjoyed by fucking morons
berlyman101
12/31/19 11:41:22 PM
#17
TopicIf you ask a 'cop' if you're being detained and they say yes, what do you do?
berlyman101
12/26/19 7:28:43 PM
#18
You need to be given a reason why. Ask repeatedly what crime you have committed or are suspected of committing. Eventually they will realize they aren't getting shit.

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TopicHave you been to the midwest before?
berlyman101
12/22/19 9:45:51 PM
#30
BuckVanHammer posted...
been to all except ohio. im from columbia missouri. i hate the seasons, but i enjoy the natury type shit...

Columbia has the best autumn I've ever seen.

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TopicBad Santa isn't a better Christmas movie than Die Hard, but it's close
berlyman101
12/22/19 4:05:22 PM
#8
Every year it's more booze, more bullshit, and more butt fucking.

Sure, the three b's.

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TopicDid you consider yourself a fan of george carlin?
berlyman101
12/21/19 9:06:18 PM
#20
I love Carlin but he was inconsistent as heck.

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Topicis it a turn off for a girl if i have to pee 12 times during a 4 hour date?
berlyman101
12/21/19 6:06:30 PM
#8
No_U_L7 posted...
alcohol makes me have to pee a lot. i don't even drink much, but pee about 3 times per drink (4 drinks in 4 hours)

I bet your glow is enough to light a city block

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TopicPaper Mario (N64) now has the bad Google translation
berlyman101
12/21/19 4:08:29 PM
#2
look at how beautifully this game has held up.

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TopicJelly beans are the abomination of candy.
berlyman101
12/20/19 5:56:42 PM
#4
I never got tootsie rolls. they taste like ass

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TopicKeep dreaming that I didn't complete my university program?
berlyman101
12/17/19 9:11:58 PM
#8
bestknicksfan posted...
Had this same dream, its super weird. Always a class that I somehow completely forgot to go to all semester

Jesus, same

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TopicI finally contacted the guy who stole my old gamefaqs account
berlyman101
12/17/19 7:45:00 PM
#60
Gavi and Co got away with much worse, but I do empathize with you tc.

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Topicman i fucking miss popcorn fairy
berlyman101
12/17/19 5:03:53 PM
#2
TopicI hate working in an office building
berlyman101
12/17/19 2:00:21 AM
#4
_____Cait posted...
Is this a Catcher in the Rye sequel

I'd love to write that.

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TopicI hate working in an office building
berlyman101
12/17/19 1:51:11 AM
#1
I don't want to walk into you fuckers who lack the wherewithal to move into your side of the hallway while we're walking.

Smelling your shits in the bathroom.

Seeing you in the hallway and avoiding eye contact even though we sit 10 feet from each other we don't know each other's names.

Office chatter

Nonstop sweets everywhere.

People getting off on the wrong floor and fighting through the doors to get back on

People who bring their dogs which piss on the floor.

Security beeps when your badge doesn't register

Waiting 3 minutes in line for water.

Office meetings

People with pictures of their families. I don't want to see that shit.

Fuck I hate my life :(


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TopicI uh want uhhh a uhhh um uhhh uhh uh um I uhhh... I uhhh ummm uhhh
berlyman101
12/17/19 1:42:21 AM
#2
TopicI hate super teams in the NBA.
berlyman101
12/16/19 8:04:49 PM
#19
The association is set to be great this year.

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TopicI want to stop being a THERAPIST for my friends >_>
berlyman101
12/16/19 4:09:40 PM
#13
you could tell them to fuck off, but you might find out whether they value you for other things or not if they ditch you.

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TopicMy theory on why pop culture loves anti-heroes
berlyman101
12/16/19 1:20:19 PM
#2
It's about instigating action. Being proactive rather than reactive.

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TopicI want to stop being a THERAPIST for my friends >_>
berlyman101
12/16/19 4:44:02 AM
#3
you can stop it pretty quickly. to do it with tact is a bit tougher.

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TopicThe love of you life is being fucked by Chad right now.
berlyman101
12/15/19 10:15:48 PM
#10
I guess just fuck an uglier guy's love of their life. That's how life works.

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TopicJust booked my first international trip! Going to Calgary, Canada
berlyman101
12/15/19 9:10:30 PM
#13
way to swing big

congrats, it sounds like you'll have a good time.

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TopicWhich Group Do Trump Supporters Hate the Most?
berlyman101
12/14/19 2:39:04 AM
#27
it's black people. come on folks don't overthink this.

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TopicRate this conversation I had with a hot babe out of 10.
berlyman101
12/14/19 12:39:49 AM
#14
I'm pretty sure the green text being the girl means the girl is the one who took the screen shot.

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TopicFinally decided to leave my household.
berlyman101
12/13/19 11:11:10 PM
#6
Damn bro you might need a clean break. And then therapy.

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TopicFinally decided to leave my household.
berlyman101
12/13/19 10:29:06 PM
#2
Damn, dude. I'm glad you're leaving. I hope you're square with your mom.

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TopicLamar Jackson is a god
berlyman101
12/12/19 11:31:06 PM
#6
The triple option has finally made it to the NFL and Lamar is spectacular with it.

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Topiccan anybody here do a one-arm pullup?
berlyman101
12/12/19 1:47:16 AM
#4
Topicdidn't get gas right now cuz 2 dudes just chilling outside of store lol
berlyman101
12/12/19 1:02:53 AM
#11
RockLee94 posted...
You saw Jay and Silent Bob?


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TopicYour reaction: You come home one day to find Batgirl with amnesia on the floor.
berlyman101
12/11/19 5:14:09 PM
#3
masturbate furiously and order her to leave immediately.

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TopicGerritt Cole to Yankees 9 years 324 million dollars
berlyman101
12/11/19 12:27:13 AM
#17
kinetika_ posted...
What gets me about it is that NFL pretty much dethroned MLB as America's sport... but then again, baseball is a worldwide sport, so maybe that's how they get the revenue to pay guys like that.

Russell Wilson gets 35 million per year and plays 1/10 of the games as baseball players. Even though a pitcher will pitch 32 games in a good year that's still twice as much as NFL. So, there's a lot more air time for MLB and there are also twice as many players on an NFL roster.

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TopicGerritt Cole to Yankees 9 years 324 million dollars
berlyman101
12/11/19 12:19:16 AM
#10
Wow, this is exactly what someone predicted down to the amount.

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TopicI hate women
berlyman101
12/10/19 11:49:03 PM
#2
TopicTrump: People come up to me and say, sir, my wife thinks I'm a financial genius
berlyman101
12/10/19 11:18:37 PM
#7
It's like he has a teleprompter but ad libs.

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TopicI'm currently a teacher...but want to go into standup comedy instead.
berlyman101
12/10/19 10:50:37 PM
#8
MFBKBass5 posted...
How did the first one go?

I follow a LOT of stand up stuff online, and fully understand that theres an entire process of bombing for years before getting decent at it. And Im at peace with that, honestly.

It was terrible, but the whole room was dead so I didn't take it personally. The second time was more lively, I got some laughs and even a boo. I spent maybe 2 hours on the jokes and just did my best to remember them.

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TopicI'm currently a teacher...but want to go into standup comedy instead.
berlyman101
12/10/19 10:36:37 PM
#4
the first one is scary. I have done two now.

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Topic$1 billion dollars but you have to cuddle with this guy for 24 hours
berlyman101
12/10/19 10:33:50 PM
#8
TopicI honestly don't get why anyone would want to live in the south / bible belt
berlyman101
12/10/19 9:07:42 PM
#2
TopicIs working 84+ hours a week for $1M a year worth it?
berlyman101
12/10/19 7:59:04 PM
#20
Of course you have taxes. If I had skills worth a million a year I'd try to get more.

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TopicIs working 84+ hours a week for $1M a year worth it?
berlyman101
12/10/19 7:32:03 PM
#2
Topiclooking up old gfs, and they're all a bunch of losers
berlyman101
12/10/19 7:29:33 PM
#6
All the girls I got rejected by are living fulfilling lives.

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TopicAm I racist if a black man comes up to me. I panic, and I reach for my gun
berlyman101
12/10/19 6:53:31 PM
#16
Topicman have calf cramps so bad you can see his muscles twitch (40 secs video)
berlyman101
12/10/19 5:23:39 PM
#56
Dude has massive calves to have that much muscle to cramp.

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TopicHave to have a meeting with my boss due to words I used in office, thoughts ??
berlyman101
12/10/19 5:05:53 PM
#88
I can't believe I'm defending corporate culture but this is an acceptable outcome. He got bitched out, chose to apologize and didn't lose his job. Personally, I wouldn't have said anything the first time unless we worked with someone who has a developmental disability. Second time, I'm warning you and third time I go over your head, while documenting each incident. I don't want that shit while I'm trying to work no matter what environment it is. If you don't like it, quit.

That said I'd have spoken up about the paint as well or worked somewhere else for that time.

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TopicRunner who slapped reporter on ass is church and Boy Scout leader
berlyman101
12/10/19 4:48:26 PM
#28
brestugo posted...
"urban and youth division" wouldn't surprise me.

Yeah using those youth connections. Why is it that so many people who are "youth pastors" are pieces of shit? Probably because it isn't a real position and they just use it for credibility.

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TopicNetflix may be forced to start using advertisements soon
berlyman101
12/10/19 4:34:44 PM
#4
pretty much defeats the purpose tbh

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TopicWhy is racism more prevalent today than it was in the 90s?
berlyman101
12/10/19 4:31:12 PM
#2
The racism has become less acceptable on a systemic scale and pushed more to the fringes and exists in cels on the internet. If we're lucky it's a death knell.

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TopicRunner who slapped reporter on ass is church and Boy Scout leader
berlyman101
12/10/19 4:29:29 PM
#23
I guess he works for a tobacco company. What a piece of shit.

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TopicRunner who slapped reporter on ass is church and Boy Scout leader
berlyman101
12/10/19 4:22:43 PM
#15
heavy impact

Ohhh mama

but also:

Fuck that guy.

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TopicShooting at jersey city, massive police response
berlyman101
12/10/19 2:33:07 PM
#36
Well, this is certainly rife with disinformation. I can't wait for some jackasses to claim it as part of a revolution.

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