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| Topic | I won about $225.24 a month in Bitcoin tonight |
| berlyman101 08/06/17 1:30:41 AM #8 | Ok so honestly, what can you do with that? --- |
| Topic | The sound of ground beef frying is soothing |
| berlyman101 07/20/17 1:01:29 PM #2 | |
| Topic | The sound of ground beef frying is soothing |
| berlyman101 07/20/17 2:14:46 AM #1 | like the soft pitter-patter of rain on the porch at ma and pa's. just don't fall asleep ;) --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/03/17 2:52:40 PM #51 | voldothegr8 posted... So basically $20k or never have diarrhea, alcohol, or spicy shits again. Eat and drink to your heart's content during the night out. Be greeted with a Valhalla level shit in the unforgiving morning hours. --- |
| Topic | why does lance armstrong get all the criticism for using peds. |
| berlyman101 07/03/17 11:12:31 AM #10 | |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/03/17 11:10:58 AM #48 | For you my son, the perfect shit is grand both in quality and duration. --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/03/17 3:20:43 AM #46 | ThyCorndog posted... the shits What a dream! --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/03/17 12:21:01 AM #43 | KStateKing17 posted... You guys bring up good points. I change my vote. I want the perfect shits. Noted. Unsugarized_Foo posted... Ill make some serious returns on my investment when Im older. Give me the shits. Smooth sailing from here on, fam --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 11:27:46 PM #38 | Cobra1010 posted... I'll take 20k. Then i'll just take laxtive if it means i get constipation for the rest of my life. not sure where you got this idea, fam. 20k is a one-time lump sum. The shits are a daily dividend... lump sum hehe --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 11:22:27 PM #36 | nativengine posted... While my shits are pretty great at the moment, guaranteed "perfects shits" for the rest of my life seems far more valuable than 20k. That's not to say I couldn't use 20k but idk what my shits are gonna be like in 20-50 years. Exactly. That's where this really pays off. Golden shits lay the foundation for the golden years. --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 11:15:16 PM #34 | averagejoel posted... gotta go with perfect shits this is the real key. also never again will you suffer from sandy alcohol shits adedpsych0 posted... thats a nice sum, but perfect poos please. I mean just imagine if I do end up homeless for not taking the money, ill never have the stank butt like other bums creative use of the power --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 11:03:41 PM #31 | iron jojo posted... Money brother a perfect shit every day just wouldn't be perfect anymore. lies --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 10:55:46 PM #26 | Iodine posted... I take fiber supplements regularly so my shits are rather great. But are they perfect? --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 10:18:11 PM #24 | gatorsPENSbucs posted... Money. I need my shit time. Not sure how the perfect shit conflicts with your shit time. --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 3:46:09 AM #21 | DarkDragon400 posted... berlyman101 posted...NES4EVER posted...Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. Just answer the poll, friend. --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 3:41:33 AM #19 | NES4EVER posted... Are we talking perfect as in feels super relieving after and you feel like you accomplished something. .. and then when you wipe it only takes one wipe. Brother, I'm talking the Cadillac of shits each and every time. --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 3:23:45 AM #16 | pegusus123456 posted... The amount of lifetime time I'd save not having those rough shits would be worth the 20k. Compelling argument --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 3:18:35 AM #14 | awesome999 posted... Perfect shits are great and all High fiber, while important for overall health, is not necessarily required for the perfect shit, though it can help. --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 3:14:18 AM #11 | littlebro07 posted... Define "perfect shit" Perfect shit is a little different for everyone. For me, it's a comfortable, decent-sized singular log. There is no pain or strain. If I'm occupied it's like I never notice it. One sheet of wiping is sufficient with no visible trace. The perfect shit. --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 2:55:12 AM #5 | awesome999 posted... Bestow the money onto me, comrade. Understandable Turbam posted... People would pay me money to watch me shit. I like your spirit --- |
| Topic | $20,000 or every time you shit, it's the perfect shit |
| berlyman101 07/02/17 2:51:18 AM #1 | |
| Topic | So I'm meeting with a new psychiatrist tomorrow |
| berlyman101 06/30/17 4:08:57 AM #2 | |
| Topic | I'm building a team. Post your best talent/skill. |
| berlyman101 06/30/17 2:55:41 AM #12 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... berlyman101 posted...I deliver witty one-liners from behind a newspaper TV Dad style. I'll show ya hitting the bricks! *turns page* /audience laughter --- |
| Topic | oh gosh what did i miss? |
| berlyman101 06/30/17 2:53:16 AM #4 | The Cubs became World Series Champs last year. So sorry you missed it. --- |
| Topic | I'm building a team. Post your best talent/skill. |
| berlyman101 06/30/17 2:51:52 AM #7 | I deliver witty one-liners from behind a newspaper TV Dad style. --- |
| Topic | My top 5 Greatest NBA Players of All Time. Critique it |
| berlyman101 06/13/17 4:55:40 AM #5 | First, I would swap LeBron and Magic. I get the idea behind Magic being ahead but Lebron has been a more complete player for a longer time. Other than that, I wouldn't put Russell in that echelon but there's a decent argument for it. --- |
| Topic | Pack it up boys, we did what we could |
| berlyman101 06/06/17 9:22:41 AM #1 | |
| Topic | The time we live in is absurd |
| berlyman101 05/27/17 9:39:56 AM #3 | |
| Topic | The time we live in is absurd |
| berlyman101 05/27/17 9:32:50 AM #1 | Thicanna Thck wtf idk what is even going on with yall --- |
| Topic | Samurai Jack Finale Topic *spoilers obviously* |
| berlyman101 05/21/17 2:00:16 AM #39 | __aCEr__ posted... Yeah they really dropped the ball with the Guardian thing. Like, Genndy has probably received thousands of emails over the years about that plot point and all we get is a broken pair of glasses. I was disappointed by this. Otherwise it was a fine season and ending. --- |
| Topic | Watching Requiem for a Dream for the first time |
| berlyman101 05/16/17 1:56:32 AM #23 | Touch posted... sktgamer_13dude posted...What am I getting into?  --- |
| Topic | Literally a new Samurai Jack episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| berlyman101 05/14/17 4:49:25 PM #30 | Wonder why Aku stopped Ashi killing Jack. Ego? Plans to torture him? --- |
| Topic | Literally a new Samurai Jack episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| berlyman101 05/14/17 2:49:12 PM #24 | Jack defeats Aku, but instead of 1 time portal, there's 3. One green one, one red one, one blue one. ? --- |
| Topic | Literally a new Samurai Jack episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| berlyman101 05/14/17 2:23:21 AM #16 | Yeah, I was really hoping for a rematch or at least meeting with The Guardian. But it does reflect the theme of things being unbearably bleak, and thus --- |
| Topic | I just did over 30 pushups |
| berlyman101 05/13/17 11:38:23 PM #17 | If you can get to 100 you can be like Saitama. --- |
| Topic | Literally a new Samurai Jack episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| berlyman101 05/13/17 11:24:38 PM #6 | |
| Topic | I put my resume on an ESL board |
| berlyman101 04/13/17 2:04:59 AM #1 | ...and promptly got 20+ emails and counting from recruiters. Holy fuck. I don't think I've gotten this much attention from US recruiters in the year+ I've been applying for jobs. Now: -They're all Asian. Mostly Chinese with a few Korean, Japanese, and Taiwanese mixed in. -I dunno if they're legit or what -WTF do I do? @MuayThai85 you got any advice here or did you just happen to be in Thailand when you started teaching? Anyway, Idk what the fuck I'm doing here. I'm not certified but the response is overwhelming. --- |
| Topic | Mike Tyson vs Muhammad Ali, who would win? |
| berlyman101 04/11/17 4:34:05 AM #7 | Ali is no slouch puncher and could game Mike. Ali in his prime was quicker and overall a better tactitian and could wear down Tyson after surviving the first few rounds. That said it wouldn't be a shock if Tyson won. I'd bet on Ali but he would have to know what Tyson's style was or he could be surprised. --- |
| Topic | CE's Outlandish Three Word Per Post Rap Diggity |
| berlyman101 04/06/17 10:37:41 PM #4 | |
| Topic | What are your thoughts on 23+ dating 18 year olds? |
| berlyman101 04/06/17 9:27:07 PM #36 | |
| Topic | Would you ever lease a car? |
| berlyman101 04/06/17 7:26:08 PM #7 | Yeah even trying to look at both sides of this argument it just seems like there's no great reason for it. It would be one thing if you're a big company and need to lease it out for employees but as an individual I'm not sure what the upside is besides driving a nice car you can't really afford. --- |
| Topic | CE's Outlandish Three Word Per Post Rap Diggity |
| berlyman101 04/06/17 7:24:49 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Would you ever lease a car? |
| berlyman101 04/06/17 7:07:57 PM #5 | Maybe if I was rich but then I might just buy it... Seems like a way to never get ahead. --- |
| Topic | CE's Outlandish Three Word Per Post Rap Diggity |
| berlyman101 04/06/17 7:07:20 PM #2 | |
| Topic | What's wrong with 20-30 hour RPGs? |
| berlyman101 04/06/17 7:06:49 PM #18 | Needs more grinding for the opportunity to wear pink wrist bands. --- |
| Topic | CE's Outlandish Three Word Per Post Rap Diggity |
| berlyman101 04/06/17 7:04:47 PM #1 | |
| Topic | my one regret in life is not getting into trees and tree culture |
| berlyman101 03/31/17 6:56:43 PM #33 | Parappa09 posted... berlyman101 posted...I used to come to CE, laugh my ass off and pass out. Now I just come to CE and hate myself for it because I don't smoke. Ok haha wait what --- |
| Topic | my one regret in life is not getting into trees and tree culture |
| berlyman101 03/31/17 6:41:53 PM #30 | I used to come to CE, laugh my ass off and pass out. Now I just come to CE and hate myself for it because I don't smoke. --- |
| Topic | my one regret in life is not getting into trees and tree culture |
| berlyman101 03/31/17 2:38:52 PM #13 | It's overrated but if you're gonna be fucking around with tv or games or CE anyway you might as well. Message boards are fucking hilarious when I'm high. The most subtle snide comments send me into endless laughter and they're everywhere, you just get used it them normally. --- |
| Topic | What are your thoughts on 23+ dating 18 year olds? |
| berlyman101 03/25/17 2:45:46 AM #7 | |
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