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Give the homeless missiles. Got it.

More like a cautionary tale on the dangers of being Andy Dick. Truly a man who deserves to have Jon Lovitz beat his ass every day.

So is what happened to Michael Jackson's face the result of losing a fight to Sam Jackson?

I didn't realize WCW had that many luchadores back then.

I couldn't tell you how much time I spent playing my PS2 in the 90s.

I would like one hot dog stuffed into a banana and wrapped in bacon, please.

Your taste buds aren't in your lungs, TC.

The Bugs Bunny episodes and the Lloyd Kaufman episode are the ones I always skip when I rewatch his older stuff.

A legitimate sociopath. Even before the most heinous shit was revealed it was always obvious that he was a spectacularly awful person and yet there were quite a number of posters who loved him.

The pattern in which he went bald is so damn weird.

Like a butt hole?

Mod club immunity

Why did you scrap it?

It stinks.

No we didn't get a bump. They locked the board almost immediately after they made the announcement.

"Hey if you want to talk about politics, you're gonna have to head over to this board called Current Events. But you can't because Current Events is no longer accepting new members."

You're doing it wrong! You gotta pet him hard so he can feel it!

This just had to happen the day after I completed Campaign '84 on ColecoVision.

Living in a time when you could routinely drink metal and still be the smartest dude on the planet.

LonelyStoner posted...

Whos this user youre referring to?

The Admin who made the announcement.

This dude who no one has ever seen before who holds a position that no one has ever heard of before drops in, neuters a community he doesn't understand at all, and then logs off for the rest of the day.

"Send us your feedback." As if you give two shits.

Yeah it honestly is a shame. This place may be dysfunctional at times and has had plenty of trolls throughout its history, but this is still a community made up of people who have been here for most if not all of the formidable years of their lives. This latest move just expedites the end of an already dwindling user base.

After the election there will be like 3 people who will still have access to CE.

It might have something to do with you being a piece of shit, TC.

This is actually lunchables created specifically to be served in school cafeterias and not the ones you get at the grocery store.

Though it's not like those are much better.

The record getting stuck in the middle of a performance seems like something that would happen in a sitcom...but it really happened.

Does there ever become a point where she will be more well-known for her toxic viewpoints than Harry Potter?

Imagine being the financial planner of that dude who moved around 10 grand in his retirement account and being like "Yeah this is a smart move, sir."

Is there some sort of union rule here where Angel Hernandez cannot be fired for decades of incompetence?

The story of the guy who dressed up like Han Solo to impress a girl at his school is probably my favorite. I wonder if that topic still exists somewhere.

Well you see for every kill a male professional serial killer gets, a woman with the same level of experience only gets credited with 84% of a kill.

Irony posted...

Idgi

Let's just say there were secrets that the lead singer of Lostprophets probably didn't disclose to a magazine.

The city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants.

Never thought I'd start a collection of popcorn buckets I've fucked.

A couple pictures are slightly funny but I agree that it's an overall dumb and forced CE meme.

I don't love anyone enough to commit genocide for them.

Definitely the Obi-Wan show.

Humberly got a reduction etc.

Get me pictures of Hitler!

I've been saying for years that I'm Hugh Jackman but none of you believe me.

At some point maybe the men's game will stop tipping off at 9 PM on a Monday.

Lettuce doesn't really add anything to a burger. Or anything to anything really.