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TopicI can't wait for people to be triggered when Kamala Harris is POTUS
__aCEr__
02/17/24 6:53:18 PM
#46
Buttsage, do you have a single opinion that isn't absolute garbage?

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TopicWhy doesn't Bruce Banner tear his pants when he becomes the Hulk?
__aCEr__
02/17/24 4:55:28 PM
#2
Radiation poisoning is not a joking matter, TC.

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TopicWow, Madame Web might be the most obvious paid off ign "review" ever
__aCEr__
02/17/24 4:49:48 PM
#15


Fucking nobody remembers Tank Girl, random IGN opinion piece writer.

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TopicWhat did you name as your favourite food in SNES Earthbound?
__aCEr__
02/17/24 4:44:48 PM
#4
Steak

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TopicWhat're you currently playing CE?
__aCEr__
02/17/24 4:14:57 PM
#27
Beat the new Prince of Persia yesterday. It was alright. Seemed a lot longer than a typical Metroidvania which I felt kind of worked against it.

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Topicwhich shirt should i wear on my date tonite
__aCEr__
02/17/24 3:52:41 PM
#8
I hope the back of the Bigfoot tee says "but I ate his instead."

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TopicHero police dog discovers monkey mummies at airport
__aCEr__
02/17/24 1:54:44 PM
#12
Can't even have a jerked monkey at the airport these days.

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TopicWhat's a behaviour you can't stand?
__aCEr__
02/17/24 1:04:57 AM
#48
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Sir, you're on the escabator.

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TopicI have come to a likely contraversial conclusion about certain "music"
__aCEr__
02/17/24 12:44:04 AM
#61
Just when I thought you couldn't act like a bigger dork you go and post some anime song as an example of good rap.

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TopicWtf just happened to the topic about the guy getting hit by a car?
__aCEr__
02/16/24 11:48:38 PM
#11
Big Auto hiding the truth!

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TopicI've had 13 login attempts to my Microsoft account so far today
__aCEr__
02/16/24 3:42:00 PM
#3
I just wanna play some Xbox, bro.

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TopicJimmy Garoppolo is being SUSPENDED for using PEDs!!
__aCEr__
02/16/24 12:42:30 PM
#4
Bet it was Rain-X since the dude is made of glass.

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TopicWould Kamala be able to beat Trump?
__aCEr__
02/15/24 9:59:44 PM
#12
Absolutely not. I don't think anybody actually likes her.

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TopicWho wants to see Zendaya's outfit at the Dune: Part 2 premiere? >_>
__aCEr__
02/15/24 9:25:32 PM
#15
Okay these Stellar Blade outfits are just getting ridiculous.

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TopicConflict has been REINCARNATED into a New User
__aCEr__
02/14/24 5:25:22 PM
#14
They will 100% use it for impersonation.

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Topic2pm and the moon is out
__aCEr__
02/14/24 2:12:39 PM
#3
Why does the moon have to do all its work at night? What's it hiding?

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TopicCop hears an acorn hit his car and empties a clip into in his police car...
__aCEr__
02/14/24 2:09:31 PM
#144
Did his partner have a bodycam? She was closer to the car and in front of it so she should have had a clear view that the guy was handcuffed in the car...and she still shot at him, too. I hope she also lost her job.

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TopicMy Valentine's Day gift to CE:
__aCEr__
02/14/24 12:53:09 PM
#7
TC gonna be gone before the Valentine's candy gets discounted.

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Topic(old) about NASA sending nudes to space
__aCEr__
02/14/24 12:36:40 PM
#3
New satellite who dis?

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TopicHappy VD my friends!
__aCEr__
02/14/24 12:24:41 PM
#2
Every day is VD when you got the clap.

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TopicGot my tax return! Woo woo.
__aCEr__
02/14/24 12:21:33 PM
#22
Man I got the last of my paperwork just yesterday.

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TopicC\D: Right to fear for your life - should be added to the bill or rights
__aCEr__
02/14/24 10:29:00 AM
#2
They haven't even added the right to party yet.

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TopicEmperor Palpatine has sex
__aCEr__
02/13/24 11:17:02 PM
#21
Are you penetrating me, Master Jedi?

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TopicCop hears an acorn hit his car and empties a clip into in his police car...
__aCEr__
02/13/24 11:14:05 PM
#96
Two cops unloaded their magazines and (thankfully) didn't even hit their target once. Probably should have trained them how to roll, too.

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TopicConservatives have a melty that taylor had the audacity to drink beer on live tv
__aCEr__
02/13/24 12:54:47 PM
#3
Lord knows you shouldn't show beer during an an event that has been home to the most famous beer commercials.

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TopicMadame Web reviews are coming out and it's getting shredded
__aCEr__
02/13/24 10:08:04 AM
#27
Don't worry I'm sure Kraven will be good, Sony.

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TopicNick GaS.
__aCEr__
02/12/24 10:12:02 PM
#19
Yeah rewatching episodes of Nick Arcade I think it was more the technology being kinda junky and not so much that the kids weren't good.

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TopicNick GaS.
__aCEr__
02/12/24 9:00:31 PM
#13
I'd love to see some episodes of Wild n Crazy Kids again.

Has that show ever aired anywhere since its original run?

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TopicSwifties are some annoying creatures.
__aCEr__
02/11/24 11:38:33 PM
#4
Gosh remember when the Super Bowl wasn't so commercial?

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TopicHow were the commercials/trailers?
__aCEr__
02/11/24 11:15:06 PM
#2
Lot of aliens for some reason.

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TopicWas tonight the greatest game in NFL history?
__aCEr__
02/11/24 11:12:11 PM
#10
The Patriots played in like 4 or 5 Super Bowls that were way more exciting than that.

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TopicTravis Kelce is getting a pity handjob tonight
__aCEr__
02/11/24 11:10:23 PM
#63
NeonTentacles posted...
Andy Reid gets to watch at least. He earned it

Surely it's not the first time he's seen Kelce's nuggies.

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Topicthe top 1% pay more taxes than the bottom 90% combined
__aCEr__
02/11/24 9:47:07 PM
#24
Does TC ever post again in his topics?

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TopicPhotographer leaves and deletes all pics after not get fed at wedding
__aCEr__
02/10/24 8:26:38 PM
#45
Well couple on a tight budget, you've found a way to save $250.

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TopicTeacher snaps at Gen Z, "you all are stupid."
__aCEr__
02/10/24 8:04:13 PM
#11
You are stupid. You are stupid. And don't forget...you are stupid.

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TopicWhatever happened to *insert CE user here*?
__aCEr__
02/10/24 10:18:55 AM
#11
I hope butthole666 eventually got away from that person he was in a terrible relationship with.

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TopicWhy the fuck ain't nobody wanna work at Target or Walgreens no more?
__aCEr__
02/09/24 11:47:18 PM
#65
Because retail and retail pharmacy jobs fucking suck.

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Topiccomment I saw: Tate avoiding vaccinated girls similar girls avoiding android men
__aCEr__
02/09/24 11:42:42 PM
#13
How the hell are you going to make it to date number three without ever sending her a text message?

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TopicFF7 remake rebirth part two has yellow paint
__aCEr__
02/09/24 9:49:49 PM
#9
The ghosts put it there.

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TopicC/D. History will be very kind to the Wii U.
__aCEr__
02/09/24 9:02:10 PM
#5
Only when people are reminiscing about Wind Waker HD.

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TopicOJ Simpson has cancer.
__aCEr__
02/09/24 8:58:43 PM
#17
Did the proctologist's glove fit?

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TopicPresident Biden can't remember when he was VP or when Beau died
__aCEr__
02/09/24 12:53:42 PM
#343
People aren't calling for Biden to "do nothing" regarding what's happened to Palestinians right now. The United States provides an overwhelming amount of money to Israel through defense funding as well as other forms of aid. If the United States told Israel to stop and threatened to close the coffers, Israel would stop.

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TopicA lot of people are weirdly ageist
__aCEr__
02/08/24 8:42:04 PM
#8
It's perfectly reasonable for constitutents to be unhappy when they see staffers wheeling a near-corpse into the Senate chamber like they saw with Dianne Feinstein.

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TopicRemember Ralf? He's back! In tattoo form!
__aCEr__
02/07/24 10:28:02 PM
#6
My Ralf's breath smells like cat

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TopicThinking about opening up a TCG card store
__aCEr__
02/07/24 8:14:17 PM
#52
Unless you've got some benefactor with deep pockets, you're gonna need a small business loan, dude.

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TopicPornstar Emily Willis in critical condition after OD
__aCEr__
02/06/24 10:37:05 PM
#47
Now more than ever if you use drugs you really need fentanyl test strips and a sober friend with Narcan by your side while you use.

Shit is killing a lot of people.

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Topiclol, hours after Trump says Ronna McDaniel should fuck off, she resigns.
__aCEr__
02/06/24 8:24:20 PM
#9
Axiom posted...
Leave the clown alone. He already lost his job

Are we talking about Ronald McDonald or Donald Trump?

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