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Turns out that blue milk is an accelerant.

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The family is calling it a "vegetative coma" so I can't imagine there is any chance of recovery.

Well the idea is a bunch of frat guys raid a sorority house so the girls' fathers wouldn't be involved.

Even the Washington Generals are more respectable than that.

If it does, I sincerely apologize.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown of mushroom people.

I'm surprised he was only 68. The guy had been a major player/influence for decades. RIP to him.

On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

I'd much rather build the batmobile or batwing. That looks basically flat and without the batsignal or giant sign saying Batman I probably wouldn't even know what I was looking at.

Is she actually Goth or does she just look like that because she grew up in the Victorian era?

It would make good sense right now. With the new Shogun miniseries going on, people will probably be itching to play a samurai game.

Of course not. Good God.

Would you have ever changed your name if Gamefaqs never did that?

Do you smoke grass out in space, Bowie? Or do they smoke astroturf?

It's fine if it's Handsome Squidward.

Do you ever get tired of making the same topic?

There are really only two or three presidents that were worse than he was.

Barbecue sauce

Just find a cat that looks the same as your last one and save a ton of money.

I can't believe I watched five minutes of that before it hit me that I didn't give a shit about what was being discussed.

If people are getting him modded, then keep it up, people.

Make some room in that desert landfill.

You know, now that this thing has blown up you can repackage it as the sad Willy Wonka experience and try to make it even shittier with each new performance.

Arnold and Boogie have a lot in common. One of them was Mr. Universe and the other is the size of the universe.

I'm not Stu!

I think they should have prioritized the second game as it is FAR superior. And $30 is a ridiculous price.

"Turn my nipple into Tupac."

Gonna need that measurement in bananas for scale.

Find a Pyrite Ticket in one of our Wonka Xanax Bars.

California

High BUN ratio? Even your body is telling you that you're really an ass man.

Bring in all the Screenwave guys to create the Ultimate Truffle Shuffle.

It ain't airsoft if you're shooting steel BBs.

Panties! Glorious panties!

Would not at all be surprised if it becomes the company with the highest market cap by the end of 2025.

Just have sex with this new girl, her roommate, and your mom 12 times a piece.

That's the streaker from several years ago and he didn't get his money.

REALLY old news, man.

Goydos! THAT was that guy's name! Often when those "Remember this CEmen" topics pop up I think about that dude who seemed like the most miserable and insufferable person here but could never quite come up with the name.

Goydos. Yes. That's who I was thinking of.

Well do they?

You gotta get Fancy Feast. It's got "fancy" right in the name!

When you go to smoke clowns but end up smoked by a clown.

Streamers really need to learn that their streaming rig is their work computer and do any weird shit or anything regarding sensitive information on a separate machine.

That happened in 2016.

Who pays any attention to Rolling Stone, anymore? This isn't the 70s.

Everyone is well aware that Tucker Carlson is just a Western mouthpiece for Putin's propaganda.

I refuse to believe that in 2024 this is the first time you've encountered a delivery fee that's separate from a tip. There are better ways drive engagement for shitty topics.

Nah. Now my step-brother...he played WoW from the time we got home from school until bedtime every day for YEARS.