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the_real_Naruto posted...

Honestly, you're right but the further we get away from WWII the harder it is to believe it without some kind of timey wimey stuff like with Captain America.

Alternate idea: say that in the multiverse-world this Prof. X and Magneto come from that WW2 happened later. The 70s or so.

UnfairRepresent posted...

Money is after tax but if you take it you can never pet, stroke, rub, hug or show any kind of physical affection towards a dog ever again.

Ah, another victim of the 'only reads topic title' syndrome. Apologies. AND NO DEAL!!

If the kid offered it to the bully...hell, that's just another knock against the bully in my book. Like, if I was a bully and keep taking this kid's drink, and then one day the kid just offers it to me...you don't consider for one second something might be amiss?

So, the bully isn't even a smart bully.

Samueluel L. L. Jacksonson

Does hugging count as petting? Patting? Picking up and snuggling? Nosys?? Kissys???

I tried. I was asleep less than an hour, and here we are again.

Trumble posted...

I actually started making the joke as a pure parody topic, then decided just as I was about to hit post to hide a giveaway in it.

Hey, I'm in it for those sweet pennies.

Hah, this one's gonna fly under the radar for a while. Sneaky, sneaky...

Same. I was like "No way have I already been off work 3 hours."

Thanks so much again, CE! You rock!

EmilyWillis posted...

congratzzzzzz

Thanks...

Holy shit.

GO!

One more!

Please....

On a related note, I just dropped a "gametheory", as I call them, in the toilet!

Honestly, I think anyone who goes with the stock church-and-here-comes-the-bride wedding is a bit 'weird'. Do something that showcases the people that're getting hitched's identities or interests or anything to make it a unique and memorable experience. Why do so many people get to what's supposed to be this special one-of-a-kind day in their lives and go "Y'know what? Let's do the exact same thing everybody else is doing." Boring.

Yeah, well if you love it so much, why don't you marry it?! Ahahahahaah

Notti posted...

And they got killed murdered and diseased into death.

Yeah, I'm glad that never happens anymore.

Wouldn't you be old when you can no longer remember laser discs?

Can I take enough to kill me earlier than now? Like it'll kill me in the past?

Fuck this world.

Mistere_Man posted...

Not just a flat panel, one you can hang on the wall!

Yeah, so the first time there's a decent rumble and it dislodges KABLAMMO.

a-c-a-b posted...

At least it got a port for modern consoles. It had some QoL additions like rewinding, save states and trophies.

Ah. I didn't know it got even that much. The only thing even approaching some consideration I knew about was Dart was at one point going to be potential DLC for PS Battle All-Stars whatever the hell it was called. But even that didn't happen.

Fantastic game. Criminally overlooked as it's not gotten any kind of remake, prequel, sequel, any kind of love from Sony since its inception. It is a bit rough around the edges in areas, so unlike a lot of games that don't really benefit much from a remake other than fancier graphics, LoD could really shine if brought into the modern age with love.

$300 and it comes with four minifigs? And is basically a flat panel in the end? Pass.

Cuz it tastes like apple!!

Pretend to be ill so the guard comes in and then thwack him.

Pretend to fight with one of my companions so the guard comes in to break it up and then thwack him.

Hit the weak part of the wall with my weapon so I can break into the next room and escape.

Examine the bars on the window and pull the loose one so I can escape.

Read the note on the last prisoners' body about "a false brick" that opens a secret passage to the sewers so I can escape.

Just wait the time out until my execution and let my missing companion save me in a cutscene anyway.

You start eating hair they're gonna put you into FF7 Crisis Core.

Where is Crimson Angel?! What did you do with her?!

Does she have any comedic chops?

Get a mohawk like 80s Storm had!

Hey, points for not being all wishy-washy or trying to let you down so easy you think she's being coy. Gotta respect that.

AGAIN please....

I must!

shnangyboos posted...

Well, I could use it while I'm walking around the yard with the dog. Maybe it'll ignite a passion for hiking I didn't know I had.

That's the way! The dog'll thank you, too; lots of new places to explore, sniff, and mark.

shnangyboos posted...

I just picked up what I thought would be a good hiking stick in my yard, even though I know I'll never use it because I don't hike. Still leaned up against the house, though.

Maybe you finding that stick is a sign that you should start hiking! Listen to the sticks...

Sticks are one of humans' oldest allies. They helped keep us warm, helped us hunt, helped shelter us.

Thank you....sticks.

Take the money, have someone else order the food for me. There; I didn't order it.

I want to see this in a movie, but then the child comes back perfectly healthy and then parents are SO EMBARASSED and then some wacky hijinx ensue.

They tried KC Masterpiece instead.

falayyou01 posted...

You mean sugoi ?

No, I don't! I told you, I'm trying to purge it away! The first step is to scramble the letters up. You're messing it all up!

Accept, but then stab my eyes out and learn to function as a blind man.

Umbreon posted...

Who?

The guy who owns that ice cream company.

falayyou01 posted...

Why? You'll get to play all those hidden gems that were never translated if you master it. Isn't that a reward in and of itself?

Because it doesn't make me feel very shagoy...

They probably are nowadays. But they've always come off as robots because they just madlib some corpo bullshit together with generic feel-good terms and other synergy paradigms for maximum productivity calculationisms.

I'm trying to purge myself of the little I do know.

I always pronounced it 'err-wuhbee'

Philip027 posted...

Strength and Endurance (NOT Vitality) are pretty much the only consistent stats in terms of being able to expect what they usually do, in my experience. Every other statistic varies depending on the game/genre. For instance, in most games I've played with an Agility stat, it doesn't affect chance to be hit at all. It usually affects turn order, or dictates a resource allotment (AP in Fallout, etc)

Luck doesn't really deserve singling out here.

I mean really depending on the game even Strength and Endurance won't get the full scoop. Sure, Strength lets you hit harder in melee--does it also increase your carrying capacity? Does it increase damage for thrown weapons? For bow and arrow weapons? Does it increase your grip duration? Your climbing speed?

Does Endurance just increase your base defense? Your maximum HP? Your poison resistance? Your elemental resistance? The rate your food/water/sleep meters decrease? Your sprint duration?

Most games will tell you the main thing it does, or maybe a couple. Few will tell you all.

Some games Luck is the game-breaker stat.