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TopicKyle Rittenhouse Storms Off Stage
Turducken
03/23/24 2:26:18 AM
#230
Toonstrack posted...
Because those guys were described as being violent and dangerous all night, and they would've not only killed Kyle but possibly others.

It's a good thing Rittenhouse had a gun so he could definitely kill multiple people, and a good thing they didn't because they might have killed someone? It's a fine thing they were killed because they were potentially violent, and a good thing Rittenhouse wasn't even though he's basking in the blood of his victims to this day.

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TopicKyle Rittenhouse Storms Off Stage
Turducken
03/23/24 2:12:57 AM
#224
Toonstrack posted...
Whole bunch of people including legitimate protectors were exercising their rights that night. Thankfully those two guys who attacked him weren't.

Why thankfully?

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TopicFinally moved into my Apartment in Japan!
Turducken
03/22/24 10:48:19 PM
#3
Remember to not spend whole vacation in sitting room.

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TopicWhy does The Godfather logo have a puppeteer handle and string?
Turducken
03/22/24 8:32:39 PM
#17
the_real_Naruto posted...


Remember the part where Sonny becomes a real boy?

"Look what they done to my real boy..."

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TopicWelp, it's now official. Overwatch 2's PvE is completely cancelled.
Turducken
03/22/24 8:05:03 PM
#14
what a complete scuttling of what was once a promising new IP.

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Topic$5 million, but you're buried on the beach in low tide up to your head
Turducken
03/22/24 7:52:00 PM
#4
yeah i'd just take a few naps or something.

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TopicWhy does The Godfather logo have a puppeteer handle and string?
Turducken
03/22/24 7:13:45 PM
#7
Because originally Don Corleone wanted to be a puppeteer. Didn't work out so well his first big show with his hand up Clemenza's tuchus. But despite the turns their lives took after night, neither man ever forgot that magical night...

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TopicYou now remember the Chili's baby back rib jingle
Turducken
03/22/24 5:30:27 PM
#6
BuzzKilljoy posted...
I never forgot it

Indeed. I hold it close to my heart every day, waiting...waiting...

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TopicTrump says ''What da hell do you have to lose?''
Turducken
03/22/24 1:52:29 AM
#212
Just, man. The entire idea behind the "what do you have to lose?" appeal is for people to think on a bit and realize they don't have much if anything to lose. This absolute imbecile says this as if there is not scores of things one can name. A veritable 3-hour shopping list of Things To Lose. Anyone who sees that drooling, banging of keyboard and nods along with it is too stupid or too evil to be helped.

I can forgive people that voted for Dipshit the first go-around. It was a lot easier to not be able to see, to be misinformed, to make a mistake. But after suffering through it first-hand...no excuses.

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TopicMet a friend for the first time in 10yr and the first thing...
Turducken
03/22/24 1:42:49 AM
#3
Ha-ha, classic Gary...

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TopicIt's really weird how humor and tickling cause the same response
Turducken
03/21/24 11:08:21 PM
#6
Guide posted...
That is someone's fetish, but not mine.

Give it time...

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TopicDo you have a preference with pens?
Turducken
03/21/24 11:05:09 PM
#5
I like the ones that work.

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TopicYou matter
Turducken
03/21/24 9:34:11 PM
#3
I don't care; I'm not coming into work today Mr. Thomasulo!!

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TopicIt's really weird how humor and tickling cause the same response
Turducken
03/21/24 9:32:04 PM
#4
Think off the words wiggling around under your armpits, and it'll all make sense.

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TopicPeople say Tifa is the hottest in Rebirth
Turducken
03/21/24 9:21:02 PM
#16
Irony posted...

I want the woman dominating me to be named Commander

"Y-your orders, Commander...?"

"Private, I want you flying at full-staff on the double!"

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TopicA Will Smith zombie game called Undawn apparently came out, and bombed hard
Turducken
03/21/24 9:16:36 PM
#23
Never heard of it, as seems to be the running theme.

Also, that really doesn't look like Smith that much. More like dollar-store Smith at best.

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TopicPeople say Tifa is the hottest in Rebirth
Turducken
03/21/24 9:05:32 PM
#7
No name means no attachment!

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TopicHave you ever worn a sleep cap/hat/stocking?
Turducken
03/21/24 7:49:29 PM
#14
Only after I remove a Wart.

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TopicKyle Rittenhouse Storms Off Stage
Turducken
03/21/24 7:46:19 PM
#117
With all the running away he does you think he'd be in better shape...

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TopicTifa or 2b
Turducken
03/21/24 2:40:32 PM
#19
Turbam posted...

You'd have a point, but neither one of them is real

How dare you

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TopicTifa or 2b
Turducken
03/21/24 2:37:15 PM
#16
Isn't 2B a robot??

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TopicKyle Rittenhouse Storms Off Stage
Turducken
03/21/24 2:36:00 PM
#68
Posting pictures of that ugly little piglet should be a bannable offense.

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TopicKyle Rittenhouse Storms Off Stage
Turducken
03/21/24 2:28:58 PM
#61
ANort posted...

He just didn't wanna be the only bitch on the stage.

Nice.

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TopicYou walk into your bedroom tonight and see a bracken staring at you.
Turducken
03/20/24 8:13:32 PM
#10
Just put it outside, like the old saying goes. Release the bracken and all that.

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TopicDo you have any boomer traits?
Turducken
03/19/24 8:27:08 PM
#9
I enjoy using dynamite and other volatile compounds to bring structures and soft targets to a detonated, ruinous end.

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TopicWould you rather be named Fisher or Avery?
Turducken
03/19/24 6:15:30 PM
#7
Fisher, so I could be like FISH IN DA HIGGITY-HIG for once in my life and have it make sense.

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TopicCan people see the sadness in your eyes?
Turducken
03/19/24 6:14:11 PM
#8
They don't see sadness. They don't see happiness. Light. Darkness. Hope. Fear. They see...nothing. Emptiness. A void. The lack of...anything human.

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TopicITT I announce the winner of Steam Sale Giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/19/24 1:11:49 AM
#7
I was honestly rooting for Cron by the end. Confidence rising, going from certainty of failure to a budding hope and an undying resolve to keep trying no matter what. Quite the story...

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/19/24 12:55:29 AM
#489
One more for the road...? Good luck, everybody...

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/19/24 12:44:13 AM
#478
Must use remaining St. Paddy's Day luck of the Ire-ish...

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TopicDudes be like "Yukiko is the best girl in Persona 4"
Turducken
03/19/24 12:40:16 AM
#11
More like Yukik...oh.

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TopicSo Brie Larson is politics?
Turducken
03/19/24 12:36:07 AM
#12
If Brie Larson is politics then lemme just say I'd like to get into politics.

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TopicTrump says ''What da hell do you have to lose?''
Turducken
03/19/24 12:33:29 AM
#46
CountCorvinus posted...


There really isn't

There isn't even a decent second party...

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/19/24 12:32:13 AM
#465
C'mere~~~

Ccccc'mere~~~

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/19/24 12:18:41 AM
#447
Tropicalwood posted...
442 get

Liar!

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/19/24 12:08:09 AM
#440
Gettin' down to the wire, ain't we...?

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/18/24 11:56:09 PM
#431
Posting, huh? Here's one from a pro!

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/18/24 11:44:10 PM
#417
This post's for you, Morph!

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TopicTrump says ''What da hell do you have to lose?''
Turducken
03/18/24 11:37:39 PM
#22
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Gracious, what an idiot.

Honestly, really taking a moment to think on it just leaves me with this baffled, numb feeling that someone this stupid, corrupt, and all-around scummy is not only NOT living in an alley screaming about Da Gubbermint, but has permanently degraded an office that in any decent world would go to our best and brightest.

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/18/24 11:33:34 PM
#405
Have to power up...my...ki to the max...

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TopicTrump says ''What da hell do you have to lose?''
Turducken
03/18/24 11:24:41 PM
#17
What a wordsmith. "Hey, c'mon, why not?" Well, I'm sold.

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/18/24 11:22:58 PM
#391
My name...is Neo-Geo.

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/18/24 10:37:10 PM
#339
Maybe we've all won a little something extra today...

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/18/24 10:08:31 PM
#315
Farts are just your soul trying to escape your body. The only true way out is through the butt.

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/18/24 9:45:51 PM
#289
Replace all usage of "the" with "proc" for a month to achieve Enlightenment.

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TopicFirst video game that comes to mind when you hear "escort mission"
Turducken
03/18/24 9:27:20 PM
#34
UnholyMudcrab posted...
RE4

Yep. Thanks, Ashley.

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TopicCrimsoness' Great Steam Sale giveaway Volume 2!
Turducken
03/18/24 9:25:50 PM
#278
Hoyt or Mmtz?

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