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TopicI got paid for 40 hours when I only worked 20 last week
Smarkil
08/10/21 1:36:44 AM
#13
OhhhJa posted...
Probably a tech job. A lot of tech companies just basically throw money at people to do barely any work

Its true. I make a lot of money and I barely work.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI might get COVID.
Smarkil
08/09/21 9:12:03 PM
#24
THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...
Getting a test tomorrow.

A test for what? Hypochondria?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicApple plans to introduce software that scans users phones for Child Porn/Abuse
Smarkil
08/08/21 3:34:22 AM
#77
Better still is that not only are they scanning your images against other whatever child abuse databases, but those images will be sent to Apple personnel for verification. I haven't touched computer forensics in seven years, but something tells me they haven't figured out how to get code to identify whether or not similar images are actually duplicates. Sure, they can look at the image syntax, but if they do that then something as simple as changing a few pixels would mean the syntax is different - requiring verification. In forensics tools that I've used, they had software that could scan for things like humans/bodies, but it was lightyears away from being able to use without visual verification of the images. It was only ever used for identifying potential images on a drive. At the end of the day, some Apple employee is gonna have to look at your nudes or hideously worse - actual CP.

Not only are they scanning your phones but they're also building a backdoor into their encryption. So I hope you don't like having rights against search and seizure on your phone because that's going out the window where Apple historically has said they literally could not unlock an encrypted phone if they wanted to.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicChris Chan is once again in the news...
Smarkil
08/08/21 3:16:07 AM
#109
DJquackquack posted...
Was she getting off to him crapping himself?

More like she was getting off to abusing a mentally ill guy, but basically yes.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI feel like an idiot for letting someone do a left / U-turn. Your opinion?
Smarkil
08/08/21 3:03:30 AM
#5
Its not your responsibility but no, don't let people turn in that kinda traffic anyway. It's stupid for them and it's stupid for you when someone hits their car and it mashes into yours/others.

The idiots that try to turn left in this shit need to knock it the fuck off.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI might get COVID.
Smarkil
08/08/21 3:01:13 AM
#19
I've been doing that all since I got the vax in March and neither I nor anyone I know has gotten it as a result.

Hell, I went to Disney World last year among other places and came out fine.

But you're probably gonna die.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicChris Chan is once again in the news...
Smarkil
08/04/21 1:42:55 PM
#76
papercup posted...
He claims to be transgender because trolls on the internet told him if he pretends to be transgender lesbians will have sex with him, and he believed that. That's it. That's all that's being said.

Except she's now being placed in women's prison. So.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDiablo II icon disappeared from my desktop after I installed Lord of Destruction
Smarkil
08/02/21 8:50:57 PM
#27
u cant play that shit dude

blizzard is sexist

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicChris Chan is once again in the news...
Smarkil
08/02/21 8:49:11 PM
#32
Nade Duck posted...
my favorite thing about him is when oney makes fun of him.

oney doesnt even make fun of chrischan so much as loves her(?) stuff. i think there's a pretty distinct line between what oney does and the shit all these other dickheads have done over the years to her(him?)

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicCop under Investigation for Lying on Top of Girl During a Mental Breakdown...
Smarkil
08/02/21 8:24:35 PM
#11
streamofthesky posted...
Voted Nah by accident, meant Yeah.

Could be because TC either purposefully or dullardly creates his polls in the most idiotic way possible.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicBest era in American history
Smarkil
07/31/21 2:24:09 AM
#30
OhhhJa posted...
Yeah it was good times back then. Ya know, dying of diseases that would be easily treatable now as well periods of famine. Women dying during childbirth. Children dying of things that would be easily treatable now. Barbaric warfare and massive amounts of unchecked rape

those were the good old days

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAs for why I don't have any friends.
Smarkil
07/31/21 2:15:57 AM
#23
thats some of that genuine AU gold that we've all missed

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhen you enter a highway from an acceleration ramp, should you signal?
Smarkil
07/30/21 1:26:41 AM
#2
wut

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topici'm almost outta hot dog buns here!
Smarkil
07/25/21 7:14:24 PM
#10
who hurt you

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI managed to purchase an RTX 3080Ti yesterday and I'm still shook about it :o
Smarkil
07/23/21 5:10:36 PM
#25
how the fuck

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you think Hunter Biden is at all relevant?
Smarkil
07/23/21 5:09:35 PM
#6
Gaawa_chan posted...
No, because they aren't engaging in Trump-level nepotism. I guess I'll give Biden credit for managing the bare minimum.

If it were actually true that Biden while VP strong armed Ukraine or whatever into not investigating his son, that would be pretty damning.

I don't have any reason to believe that's true. At least nobody credible seems to believe it. But if it were true, that would be a problem.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topici got a pizza hot pocket in my ham and cheese hot pockets box
Smarkil
07/23/21 11:30:51 AM
#4
youre better off

ham and cheese is vomito

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDoes anyone else think Skittles are too difficult of a candy?
Smarkil
07/23/21 3:08:47 AM
#21
yeah i couldn't even get past the wildberry boss

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicCredit Unions?
Smarkil
07/23/21 3:06:19 AM
#11
I honestly don't know what reason I would have to use a bank over my CU. Maybe back in the day when online banking wasn't a thing so you actually had to go to a bank to do shit, but I haven't had to step foot in a building in years.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicA new Dead Space game is in development
Smarkil
07/23/21 3:03:58 AM
#15
The original has aged pretty well if you ask me. I don't know why this is a thing.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAre your nipples useless?
Smarkil
07/21/21 11:40:45 AM
#8
I've got nipples. Can you milk me?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPost#MAGAAlert: 22 Year Old Crypto Millionaire Develops MAGA phone!
Smarkil
07/20/21 5:40:57 PM
#26
100% a honeypot phone

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicthe day before thanksgiving is, in my opinion, one of the busiest travel days of
Smarkil
07/20/21 5:34:57 PM
#2
seems like something you dont need to have an opinion on

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicActor Idris Elba says 'ID' should be required to make a Social Media Account...
Smarkil
07/20/21 5:29:29 PM
#22
It's an incredibly stupid and shortsighted idea. Imagine living in Hong Kong and having your real name attached to your posts while you try and unveil the hideous things that are going on there. If you think a company like Twitter is going to protect you, good fucking luck. They've long since proven they're not above bowing down to a place like China.

Whistleblowers and the like are protected for a reason. It should stay that way. Even if we have to deal with dickheads because of it.

Also this disproportionately affects the poor and POC who aren't able to get an ID. They should have a voice too.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicValve announced the Steam Deck today.
Smarkil
07/16/21 5:07:59 PM
#34
I still don't understand handhelds. The only time I can ever find them to be useful over my console/PC is if I'm on a long flight.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicTwo months unemployed now
Smarkil
07/16/21 5:05:57 PM
#30
Did you look at jobs prior to graduating? I don't know what the procedure is for grad school but when I finished my bachelor we were supposed to start looking around November for graduation in April/May.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicALL Burger King Employees QUIT as Conservatives Blame JOE BIDEN!!!
Smarkil
07/13/21 2:46:32 AM
#8
BlackScythe0 posted...
It's crazy because BK is probably my favorite fast food place. At the very least I think they are winning the chicken sandwich battle (no popeyes around here I have no clue what their sandwich people kill for is like)

bruh

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAnother Day, Another Female Gets 'Outfit' Shamed by American Airlines...
Smarkil
07/12/21 5:42:10 PM
#4
MeteoricBurst posted...
Those are some nice abs someone get Clench in here.

Those aren't the kinds of abs Clench is looking for

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you think Kids should have their own Debit Cards?
Smarkil
07/12/21 5:41:26 PM
#24
Why the fuck should they not have debit cards?

The fuck?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMasks
Smarkil
07/12/21 5:38:55 PM
#15
ya'll just got clenched

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic4chan is literally unusable now.
Smarkil
07/12/21 4:54:23 PM
#21
oh noes

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic#BLMAlert: White Guy From NJ and Cops get chased outta Town for Racist Comments!
Smarkil
07/06/21 5:52:39 PM
#3
What if, now hear me out, what if you put your poll question in the poll?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSelf defense vs. Owned animals
Smarkil
07/06/21 5:47:10 PM
#2
somebody inform nmb of this technique

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMan they even fucked up the Normandy in ME3
Smarkil
07/03/21 6:37:24 PM
#3
the layout is the same except for that one section and they added the shuttle bay back

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicConservatives see Liberal MEN as WEAK and BETA..Is that how you see them???
Smarkil
07/03/21 4:54:19 PM
#27
adjl posted...
If you do it right, divorce hurts children significantly less than trying to force a failed marriage to work does. Children are only really hurt by divorces when their parents make it more difficult than it has to be.

if you do it right a failed marriage hurts children significantly less than trying to force a divorce. children are really only hurt by divorces when their parents make it more difficult than it has to be.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIt's me, LordCarlisle.
Smarkil
07/03/21 4:52:12 PM
#51
did u become a constitution lawyer

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhy is tossing your baby up and catching them not illegal?
Smarkil
07/03/21 4:48:14 PM
#2
ok

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic18 y/o Christian Kid DROWNED his DAD in a Failed Baptism AND Exorcism!!!
Smarkil
06/30/21 1:44:34 AM
#11
mrduckbear posted...
on his back like a bab


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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicif Supergirl's skin is bulletproof
Smarkil
06/28/21 8:18:54 PM
#7
kryptonite condoms homie

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you still use a separate gps unit?
Smarkil
06/28/21 8:17:31 PM
#11
i have an atlas map

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm watching "Hoarders" on Netflix.
Smarkil
06/28/21 8:16:58 PM
#8
whats hoarders about

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThis movie looks bonkers
Smarkil
06/27/21 9:03:04 PM
#10
i like that it has booba in the trailer

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicNemesis is pretty cool in Dead By Daylight
Smarkil
06/25/21 1:05:06 PM
#5
shit i havent played in a year

i didnt know they added nemesis

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWithout naming the video game, what's the one quote that would give it away?
Smarkil
06/25/21 3:18:25 AM
#105
Metal Gear?!

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicHow do you report a stolen parcel to FedEx/UPS whoever
Smarkil
06/22/21 1:48:17 AM
#13
Lokarin posted...
I'm in Canada tho, our police work for a living

lol good luck man

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhy do people buy plain white t-shirts with brand logos on them?
Smarkil
06/22/21 1:40:38 AM
#15
Judgmenl posted...
That on the other hand looks

>White t-shirts bad
>Paying money to advertise for a company good

smh

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThey really knocked it out of the park with this first part of the FF7 Remake.
Smarkil
06/22/21 1:38:25 AM
#17
Metalsonic66 posted...
The battle system is also very good. One of the best blends of action and menu combat I've played.

The changes to the story were weird. I liked the stuff that was expanded upon or added (even the Motorcycle SOLDIER guy). But the stuff about Phantom Time Cops... Makes me feel like it was an attempt to justify any other alterations to the plot

Thats what I figured. It wasn't enough to make me hate the story but it was very deus ex machina and ruins the build up you saw with Sephiroth in the OG. If I recall correctly, you don't really see anything of old Sephy until the flashback in Kalm in OG?

But I enjoyed the Soldier stuff too. I'm hoping they become kind of a staple. I'd like to see more of their eccentric attitudes like the one was. Kinda like Megaman stage bosses.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThey really knocked it out of the park with this first part of the FF7 Remake.
Smarkil
06/20/21 11:41:11 PM
#7
Aside from the atrocious change to the story that led up to an even worse ending, it was a very good game. I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt and hope that they were trying to aim for a clean slate deal with the story changes.

The OST updates/changes were incredibly good, the expansion of the existing characters backstories was great, and overall the battle gameplay was solid. But I think they overdid it with the a good deal of the sidequests - they're mostly just standard boring 'open world' sidequests. And there are parts that drag on. I'm also incredibly annoyed that I wasn't able to go into the secret room in the bar.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicLiterally all 50 Portland riot police officers resign
Smarkil
06/19/21 10:09:22 PM
#57
adjl posted...
Emergency services are rarely allowed full freedom to take job action due to the potential for disastrous consequences if their roles aren't filled. The fact that literal lives on the line makes that necessary. Modified provisions generally exist, but they generally amount to requiring alternative coverage to be arranged. A paramedic that decided to quit mid-call and let a patient die in the back of an ambulance, for example, would face charges for doing so.

Yes. A paramedic walking away from their job with a patient in the backseat is definitely the same thing.

I get it. Cops are bad and I hate all this shit too. But to suggest they should be charged with some crime for quitting their jobs is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen you say. Usually you have your shit together. You can just admit that was a dumb thing to say and we can move on.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
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