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TopicRecommend a recent HORROR film that you liked
Ser_Jaker
09/19/21 6:21:55 AM
#16
I thought the first Fear street episode was an absolute turd. Is it worth watching the sequels if I hated the first?

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TopicHow do they fuck up the scallops so bad in Hells Kitchen?
Ser_Jaker
09/19/21 6:16:20 AM
#8
Kajagogo posted...
They screw up risotto a lot more. You should try making that.

Risotto is easy as well. As long as the stock is kept heated and you're constantly tasting it until it reaches consistently it's seems really hard to fuck up.

What I can't cook for the life of me is salmon. My salmon fillets also end up fine on the inside but the skin gets burnt to shit :(.
I would be fucked if I had to cook salmon on the show.


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TopicFinally watched Mad Max Fury Road.
Ser_Jaker
09/19/21 5:46:45 AM
#1
I didn't completely dislike the new guy but I felt his accent was way off. I probably would've preferred if they found a way to bring Mel Gibson back.
My fav scene is the bit where they drive into the sandstorm at the start. Nux was my favourite character.
Now I'm craving more over the top action movies.

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TopicHow do they fuck up the scallops so bad in Hells Kitchen?
Ser_Jaker
09/19/21 5:32:43 AM
#4
KhlavicLanguage posted...
Ramsay's standard for cooking them correctly is probably far more strict than what you're holding yourself to. Scallops in a Michelin-style setting are quite difficult, they burn easily, they dry out easily, and they can look deceptively done properly when they actually aren't. They're also juggling multiple tables' orders at once and have to time them such that they're ready when the other stations are ready so everyone gets their food at the same time still hot.

Also, the producers of the show have admitted they cast 3-4 chefs who they are confident will go far and everyone else is just brought on for looking like they'd be an entertaining hot mess on camera.

Fair enough. Especially that Raj guy. That can't be a real person

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TopicAgent Smith was right
Ser_Jaker
09/19/21 5:29:39 AM
#11
I also kinda agree with the guy who tries to betray them in the first movie.
Who wouldnt want to live in a virtual reality where they can offer you your own utopia

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TopicHow do they fuck up the scallops so bad in Hells Kitchen?
Ser_Jaker
09/19/21 5:26:20 AM
#1
I feel this is the dish that gets fucked the most.
I'm not even a good cook but I had to buy and cook scallops the other day because i was so curious about them.
Literally season them before they hit a piping hot pan, 1 minute on either side and take them out and done. Mine came out with a nice sear and they basically melted in my mouth and were delicious so i'm assuming I did it right

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TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/18/21 10:21:49 PM
#18
Not tequila but one of My favourites.



Penicillin.

2oz Scotch
.75oz 1 to 1 Ginger and Honey Syrup
.75oz Lemon Juice

Shake and strain over one ice large, clear cube of ice. Garnish with candied ginger and using an atomizer, spray/layer peated scotch over the top of drink

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TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/18/21 10:02:11 PM
#17
Classic Margie



2oz Tequila
.75oz Cointreau
1oz Lime Juice
Dash of Agave

Shake and double strain into coupe with half salt rim.

Should be light, citrusy, a little sour, tangy and an explosion of Agave flavours.


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TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/18/21 9:35:59 PM
#15
Darker Cheshire posted...
Those are some pretty cocktails. I also do at home bartending but usually work with whiskey or gin as my base spirit.


Nice one lad.
Clover Club?

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TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/18/21 9:33:42 PM
#14


Round 2!
Village to Village

1.5oz Blanco Tequila
.5tsp Allspice Dram
1.5oz Fuji Apple Juice
.5oz Honey Syrup
.5tsp Ginger Syrup
.75oz Lemon Juice
Shake and strain into pilsner/weizen glass over crushed ice and garnish with mint and angustora bitters.

Unfortunately my only weizen/pilsner glass is too big for the volume of th cocktail :(
Not bad though. Very rum/tiki inspired flavours. You'd be very surprised at what a difference the ginger and Allspice dram make.
My only complaint which is most likely my fault is the Apple Juice gets lost too much in the other bold flavours. I juices the apples myself and I think I'd either have to pick better apples or increase the pour to 2oz.

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TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/17/21 6:49:26 AM
#12


Fresa Brava

2oz Jalapeno Infused Tequila
.75oz Yellow Chartreuse
.75oz Lemon Juice
.5o Simple Syrup
1 Strawberry

Muddle the the strawberry then shake and Strain into a coupe. No garnish.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/17/21 6:31:36 AM
#11
Not a cocktail but basically one of the the best tequilas you'll ever drink.

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TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/17/21 5:17:00 AM
#8
LeoRavus posted...
Do you have something to measure all those partial ounces or just eyeball it?
I use a jigger


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TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/17/21 5:01:02 AM
#5


This one is fucken DELICIOUS

Cinnamon Girl

2oz Reposado Tequila
.25oz Smith and Cross Rum (I had to use Appleton Estate because Smith and Cross isn't available in my country.
.75oz.Lime Juice
.5oz Cinnamon Syrup
.25oz Cane Sugar Syrup
1 dash of orange bitters
2 Orange Wedges

Muddle orange wedges and shake ingredients. Serve over crushed ice and garnish with orange crescent.
You'd be surprised just how well rum and agave spirits work.


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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/17/21 4:28:09 AM
#4


Southern Exposure

1.5oz Jalapeno Infused Tequila
.5oz Espadin Mezcal
.5oz Red Bell Pepper/Red Capsicum Puree
.5oz Cane Sugar Syrup
.5oz Lime Juice
Pinch of Kosher Salt

Shake and Strain. No garnish.

Love this one. Very earthy and vegetal. I'd consider this almost a meal in a drink.
Love the flavour combination of Agave and Capsicum.
The spice comes in at the end of the finish and it's the perfect balance

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicTequila Cockails!
Ser_Jaker
09/17/21 3:44:26 AM
#1


This one's a Silver Monk

2oz Blanco Tequila (Preferably Highlands)
.75oz Yellow Chartreuse
.75oz Lime Juice
.5oz Sugar Syrup
2 Cucumber wheels
8 Mint Leaves
Pinch of Kosher Salt

Muddle the cucumber wheels in shaker. Add ingredients and shake over ice.
Garnish with mint sprig and cucumber ribbon.

Super fresh and herbaceous. The yellow chartreuse adds a nice subtle complexity and it's just a nice green, fresh tasting drink.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicFavourite Bully Maguire meme?
Ser_Jaker
09/15/21 6:10:36 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdHI_vCxFOU

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TopicOutta curiosity, is Knack a meme?
Ser_Jaker
09/10/21 6:28:34 AM
#8
It's not that Knack is actually that bad of a game.
It's competently made but it's essentially boring and dull of that makes sense. Literally the perfect definition of 'mediocre'

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TopicA Manhattan Cocktail...
Ser_Jaker
09/10/21 6:21:43 AM
#2
It should also be stirred. Anyone who shakes it is honestly fucked in the head

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TopicA Manhattan Cocktail...
Ser_Jaker
09/10/21 6:21:00 AM
#1
No reason to not have this cocktail next time at a bar. The key to a good Manhattan is brand new fresh sweet vermouth and a decent overproof rye whiskey like Sazarac Rye or Rittenhouse.
Im having a few now

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TopicIs 'Yo' a part of your vocabulary?
Ser_Jaker
09/10/21 4:21:12 AM
#15
Don't think I've ever said ""yo" unironically in my entire life.

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TopicWhich of the following is a VEGETABLE!! Can you figure it out??
Ser_Jaker
09/08/21 12:37:25 AM
#6
Irony posted...
Idk wtf 1 is

Pretty sure it's rhubarb

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Topic{1}{2}{3}{4}{5} ~ Pick your wife for a year
Ser_Jaker
09/08/21 12:34:29 AM
#11
Picked 2 but basically I'm dead.

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TopicI pray that The Matrix 4 doesn't dissappoint.
Ser_Jaker
09/07/21 7:38:44 PM
#14
I wonder if it'll be like the first one of the sequels
I loved the action scenes in Reloaded as a kid to the point I'd sit there just them on replay over and over.
I watched the Neo vs Smith clone fight the other it's aged absolutely horrendously. Nowadays I prefer the more gritter and slightly more grounded feel of the first one.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicAustralia leading the way with Covid-19 restrictions. Take that conservatives!
Ser_Jaker
09/06/21 5:12:13 AM
#72
I despise this country right now. I can't wait to get double dosed with the vaccine, the borders finally open so I can find a way to leave and never come back.

It's disgusting how much Australians here have just turned on each other. Instead of being critical of bad vaccine roll out or ridiculous authoritative restrictions in place we'd all just rather blame each other for why we're in this mess

Melbourne was has had ridiculous lockdown for I believe the longest time time during the pandemic and they're wondering why compliance has gone out the window.
Not even allowed to gather in small groups outside, locked inside your residence for 23 hours a day, masks outdoors even when you're by yourself, 9pm curfew even though we've finally gotten it through our thick heads that covid zero isnt lasting forever. Shits fucked.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicYou could be making big money on foot fetish sites right now
Ser_Jaker
09/05/21 12:04:47 AM
#8
If there's one good quality about my physical appearance it's probably my feet.
Unfortunately girls don't like feet so meh.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicLadies and gents. A Vieux Carre cocktail
Ser_Jaker
09/04/21 12:06:46 AM
#9
wbloechel posted...
I love me a Vieux Carr. Need's a big pure ice ball tho.
I used an ice cube via the ice esky method.

I want to learn how to carve an ice sphere though.
It's also has to be clear. So regular molds don't work

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicHow much is your crypto portfolio worth at the moment?
Ser_Jaker
09/04/21 12:00:43 AM
#39
I've made a decent amount (for my standards) on Cardano and Luna.
I'm thinking of just dropping a bunch of coin on a crypto with small market cap and hoping and praying with dear life it's worth a fuck load in 5 years or so.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicHP Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden's Dinner Menu
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 11:56:21 PM
#2
I do like me some H.P Lovecraft

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicLadies and gents. A Vieux Carre cocktail
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 11:51:51 PM
#6

Still the best tequila you will ever drink

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TopicMetal music
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 11:45:04 PM
#12
Quorthon109 posted...
Satyricon - Dark Medieval Times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7kwkMXlwwI

Good album


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TopicDon't Australia My America.
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 11:44:08 PM
#9
As someone who is living in Melbourne, lockdown sucks and anyone who wants it enforced probably has no idea.
Compliance has completely dropped here and I think we're officially the place that has had the longest lockdown.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicMovie night CE
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 11:41:59 PM
#14
Lately I've been rewatching pirates.of the caribbean, sam raimi's spiderman, lord of the rings and harry potter.
All stuff from my early childhood

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicMetal music
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 11:30:24 PM
#7
https://youtu.be/NvZqf-atRUw

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TopicWhy do girls act into me one day and cold the next?
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 11:20:32 PM
#9
She's scoping you out and seeing if your worth her time


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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicLadies and gents. A Vieux Carre cocktail
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 11:18:41 PM
#5
An Ancient Mariner is an absolute of a cocktail

1oz Jamaican Rum
1oz Demerara Rum
.25oz Allspice Dram
.5oz Sugar Syrup
.75oz Lime Juice
.5oz Grapefruit Juice

Shake and serve over crushed ice with a zested "tribal" lime and mint sprig. My mint sprig sucks unfortunately.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicSpend a full 24 hours pooping then never have to poop again
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 10:28:17 PM
#7
The best part of my work day is getting to take a big shit and getting paid for it so I'm going to say no to that

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicLadies and gents. A Vieux Carre cocktail
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 10:26:09 PM
#4
Now this is a mastahpeece of a cocktail
Mr Bali Hai



1.5oz Dark Jamaican Rum
1oz Light Rum
.75oz Coffee Liqueur
1.5oz Fresh Pineapple Juice
1oz Lemon Juice
.5oz Sugar Syrup

Shake and serve over crushed ice.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicDeltora Quest
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 9:46:41 PM
#1
Was the absolutely shit as a kid
I lovedthe mystery and adventure and the build up and tension as the main characters entered the areas where the gems were hidden was intense. I remember maze of the beast being scary as.
Also it was pretty dark for a kids fantasy series. I think characters got brutally killed off and all sorts of things.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicI don't have a foot fetish but I find feet interesting
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 9:35:46 PM
#8
I've met women who like having their feet worshipped because it gets them turned on.
Don't know how widespread this is because the majority of women I've mentioned a foot fetish to seen revolted.


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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicLadies and gents. A Vieux Carre cocktail
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 9:16:25 PM
#3
Ahhhh yis
A old school Daiquiri


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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
Topic2022 is gonna be pretty swell for games.
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 8:44:31 PM
#15
Hogwarts legacy better be good or i swear on me mum....

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicDo you own a house?
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 8:41:49 PM
#20
Good luck trying to own at best a one bedroom apartment in Australia unless your parents are rich and already own properties

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicDo you eat out/watch movies in theatres alone?
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 8:40:18 PM
#4
I'll see movies alone but not usually ear out unless I'm travelling of course

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"A human destiny, but nothing human inside.....
What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicLadies and gents. A Vieux Carre cocktail
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 8:39:10 PM
#1

1oz Rye Whiskey
1oz Cognac
1oz Sweet Vermouth
.25oz Benedictine
2 Dashes of Peychaurds Bitters
2 Dashes of Angustora

Stir and Strain and garnish with maraschino cherry and orange peel
The perfect cocktail

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicPirates of the carribean Dead Man's Chest is underrated.
Ser_Jaker
09/03/21 5:22:33 AM
#6
Yea I tried watching Stranger Tides but I had to stop after like 20 minutes.
It feels really bootleg. And Jack Sparrow seems really out of character and it's just jarring.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicPirates of the carribean Dead Man's Chest is underrated.
Ser_Jaker
09/02/21 3:29:31 AM
#1
There may be alot of useless scenes that don't add up to much (like the cannibal island) but that doesn't matter when everything in the movie is so.entertaining and fun to look at.
And the awesome water wheel fight. The lore is interesting and the humour is on point.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicWhy did everyone hate the street dancing scene in Spiderman 3?
Ser_Jaker
08/28/21 12:39:30 AM
#1
Even as a kid when I watched the movie in 2007 before it became meme status I thought that the scene along with Drive that funky soul song playing in the background was funny.

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What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..."
TopicOk who seriously voted in the poll that video games are better today.
Ser_Jaker
08/22/21 1:26:45 AM
#24
Gaming definitely has had a massive comeback.
I feel roughly 2008 - 20014 was the dark ages of video games. It's since gotten way better. My favourite franchises like resident evil and Crash Bandicoot have made a massive comeback.


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