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Pepys Monster
02/13/18 1:43:06 AM
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Today, I worked out my abs, did a set of 70 push-ups, a set of 60, then ran 3 miles in 24:26.
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AllStar_09
02/13/18 1:54:06 AM
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Good for you I guess
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Pepys Monster
02/13/18 1:54:58 AM
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AllStar_09 posted...
Good for you I guess

You didn't answer my question.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 1:56:43 AM
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How fast can you run a mile mentally?
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soulunison2
02/13/18 1:57:07 AM
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Can you defeat someone in a fight?
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Slip-N-Slide
02/13/18 1:57:30 AM
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Turtlebread
02/13/18 1:57:56 AM
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Bench 3 plates, Squat 4 plates, Deadlift 5 plates

anything less and you're gonna be ignored by women worldwide
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Pepys Monster
02/13/18 1:57:59 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Can you defeat someone in a fight?

Yes, I used to do BJJ.
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CasualGuy
02/13/18 1:58:15 AM
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Can you do that flagpole thing where you hold yourself up by just your arms? That's a panty dropper
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Pepys Monster
02/13/18 1:58:47 AM
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CasualGuy posted...
Can you do that flagpole thing where you hold yourself up by just your arms? That's a panty dropper

I've never tried.
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soulunison2
02/13/18 1:58:48 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Can you defeat someone in a fight?

Yes, I used to do BJJ.


Oooh awesome, whats your lineage?
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southcoast09
02/13/18 1:59:13 AM
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You dont. Women like confidence more than insecurity.
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Pepys Monster
02/13/18 2:02:20 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Can you defeat someone in a fight?

Yes, I used to do BJJ.


Oooh awesome, whats your lineage?

Do you mean who was my coach's coach? Or what are you asking?
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soulunison2
02/13/18 2:06:00 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Can you defeat someone in a fight?

Yes, I used to do BJJ.


Oooh awesome, whats your lineage?

Do you mean who was my coach's coach? Or what are you asking?


Yessir
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MabusIncarnate
02/13/18 2:07:43 AM
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You need at least 15 strength and 8 agility.

Grind to level up your bro.
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Pepys Monster
02/13/18 2:14:52 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Can you defeat someone in a fight?

Yes, I used to do BJJ.


Oooh awesome, whats your lineage?

Do you mean who was my coach's coach? Or what are you asking?


Yessir

Claudio Franca
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Metro2
02/13/18 2:15:19 AM
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You don't need to be fit at all. Just have money.
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Pepys Monster
02/13/18 2:16:05 AM
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Metro2 posted...
You don't need to be fit at all. Just have money.

How much money?
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/13/18 2:31:55 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Metro2 posted...
You don't need to be fit at all. Just have money.

How much money?


More than she knows what do with.
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ShotOJameson
02/13/18 2:43:20 AM
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southcoast09 posted...
You dont. Women like confidence more than insecurity.


got em
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Lost_All_Senses
02/13/18 2:45:33 AM
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No amount of fitness can compensate for how annoying and whiney you are
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There will always be exceptions.
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Offworlder1
02/13/18 2:55:39 AM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
You must be as swift as the coursing river
With the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon


The right amswer.
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tri sapphire
02/13/18 3:01:58 AM
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Depends. Starter ones should be handed out to you at the academy.

How well can you handle pits of lava and flaming meteorites?
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Lathissamus
02/13/18 3:14:25 AM
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Don't forget to work out your heart and brain muscles too.
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Banana_Mana
02/13/18 3:24:40 AM
#26:


Just be normal
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Solid Snake07
02/13/18 3:32:22 AM
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Depends on the girl, and on you
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Lost_All_Senses
02/13/18 11:08:03 AM
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tri sapphire posted...
Depends. Starter ones should be handed out to you at the academy.

How well can you handle pits of lava and flaming meteorites?


Haha. I swear there is at least 2-3 people here who probably actually believe this should happen
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There will always be exceptions.
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