Lurker > JlM

When you're used to the Ganges, sink water might as well be triple filtered Dasani.
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I was pretty pissed that they wasted time giving Craig an ending sequence in the last episode.
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When I ran on paved paths, I hated dogs.
Then I became a hiker. Now I hate horses.

Fuck horses.
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I usually consider myself a minimalist when it comes to decoration, but those drab walls need a bit of something. Just a nice simple piece, preferably something that matches the bedding.
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What internet have you been living on that you just recently discovered Discogs?
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Buy my dad a fucking gold medal.
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I always lose the urge though.
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https://twitter.com/tsunsan/status/1009081280577835008

Here's some Colombian and Japanese fans picking up trash after watching their teams play in the World Cup.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Small world

Shocking that two people from the same town run into each other near said town.
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Here's some Senegalese fans picking up trash after the World Cup game against Poland.

https://imgur.com/HTiTSMM
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Both dogs in this thread look like bats.
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Russman posted...

Imgtc

Sweet. Thanks. Although I can't register because their Captcha is broken lmao.
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Him and Anton Newcombe from Brian Jonestown Massacre would have done a pretty fucking cool collaboration EP, but they wouldn't be able to get along long enough for anything real to come from it.

Eventually Kurt would mellow out of his angsty bullshit and start making acoustic stuff sort of like Bonnie Prince Billy. It wouldn't be that good, but would receive tons of praise just because of his name and past.
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Didn't everyone have a sleazy uncle who had a stash of Playboys?
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smoke_break posted...

JlM posted...

https://imgur.com/Idm8FTi

Edit : Dammit, direct linking is still broken? :(

It's not broken. Imgur deliberately blocked GameFAQs.

Is there a host site that works then?

To be fair, I wouldn't want traffic from this cesspool either.
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Edit : Dammit, direct linking is still broken? :(
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Black Hole Sun should have been shorter. Too repetitive.
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If you don't regularly watch football, probably not. Especially not in an international match. Liverpool games are a maybe.
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I'm going to the premier of the documentary. If you wear a sweater you get in free. Mr. McFeeley is getting the key to the city there too.
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I wonder after doing every drug, going to every country, eating every good bit of food and meeting the best and worst of humanity, if he was just kind like "Alright, I'm done".

Sucks for his daughter though.

Anyway, I loved him and his shows. Total bummer. His episode in the Punjab is what got me into liking Indian food and making curries, and basically what made me learn to cook.
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deupd_u posted...

Behind the scenes

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butthole666 posted...

I'm gonna see it again drunk this week. Will take further notes.

I went drunk last night and I think it made it worse. Wish we got drunk afterwards.

What an awful fucking movie. Not even awful for a Star Wars movie. Just fucking awful.
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"Yan-ee"
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These are so specific and weird. "Dabbing pizza grease with a napkin". "Gas station wine".

Then some of these are so obviously just elitist reasons.
Oregon : "Fast food". Hipsters, anyone?
New York : "Ranch on pizza" Because NEW YAWK PIZZA IS THE BEST.
California : "Chik-Fil-A" Liberals.
Texas : "Well done steak". Texas....

I'm literally still not clear on what a caper even fucking is.
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Mostly the states I wish I were in hiking. Montana, Vermont, Wyoming...
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He has. He's spent a lot of time in my hometown....
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FightingGames posted...

FFVII_REMAKE posted...

I don't understand what the deal is with their rotisserie chicken. The outside tastes good but the inside is dry and tasteless even if you eat it with condiments, it still tastes bland.

rotisserie chicken should be used as an ingredient for soups, sandwiches, and such. It's pretty plain by itself

I made chicken broccoli alfredo stuffed shells with a rotisserie chicken. It was SO FUCKING GOOD. I didn't tell my wife I took a short cut on the chicken. She never asked and will never know.
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Spooking posted...

They should be changed with assault with a deadly weapon. Too much potassium isn't good for you.

I'm pretty fucking allergic to banana. That could have ended my life.
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NoMeLx22x posted...

Whatever spices you like. Those are a good value.

Nah, go to an Indian/Asian grocer for all spices. White people are being take for a ride.
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I want to blame it on the "I can only listen to so many songs about California..." thing, but I fucking love The Mountain Goats, and John Darnielle goes on and on about California too. So...I don't know.
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Is "Come On Eileen" about a bukkake?
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How to make friends : "Keep your old friends"

Mmmmkay.
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Kitt posted...

The price is on the can, though.

I had to pause because I couldn't stop laughing.

Amazing show. The Forest episode was one of my favorite episodes of television in a long fucking time.
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There are now three cars running the country. All they do is drive around saying "WHAT A SAVE!", "Calculated." and "trash tm8 unistall"
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TheVipaGTS posted...

JlM posted...

Wife : "Want to go get Pho?"

Me : "No, Reanna, I don't want to drive 45 minutes and pay $14 for a bowl of fucking soup."

Seriously next time she asks I may just ask for a divorce.

You should go. They have other dishes on most menus and your wife will be happy.

It's mostly subpar "Chinese" food and pretty low quality sushi. I'll go with her once every now and then, but it's truly a ridiculous drive for such stupid "food" (fucking soup). They also put way too much fucking cilantro in everything.
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Wife : "Want to go get Pho?"

Me : "No, Reanna, I don't want to drive 45 minutes and pay $14 for a bowl of fucking soup."

Seriously next time she asks I may just ask for a divorce.
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It really is. If you try to serve me soup as a main dish, I'm fucking OUT. I don't care if it's "a hearty stew". It's still fucking soup.

I'll take a bowl of THICK AND CREAMY potato or cheddar broccoli as a side or appetizer. Chicken noodle is good once a year or so. Tomato with grilled cheese and ONLY with grilled cheese.

Otherwise, fuck soup.
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Butterscotch. My wife is at the Twist right now and just called to tell me that they don't have butterscotch.

Fuck. Just fuck everything. Now I have to get stupid fucking caramel.
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Gafemage posted...

Gulab Jamun

Oooh, I've made those too. They turned out really well, but I made too many to eat immediately and they didn't keep well.
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I make a curry at least once or twice a week. On Thursday I made a fantastic Chicken Biryani in the instant pot, then Friday I made a lamb curry, not sure what to actually call it though. Dahi Malai? Dahi Malai Methi Gosht?

Anyway, get the book 660 Curries.
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One time in Cleveland, on our way back to the hotel after a NMH concert, we got a little turned around. We stopped for gas in a shitty looking area. But it's Cleveland, not some Chicago slum. Right?

Well we get out of the car and immediately, this group of dudes start catcalling my wife, saying things I can't say on here.

We get into the convenience store. There's a cop over by the soda machines playing scratch off tickets. Meanwhile, there's three dudes sitting in the corner by the coolers emptying a White Owl cigar onto a floor. Meanwhile, there's some dude SCREAMING through the bullet proof cage at the clerk, because the clerk won't let this dude behind the counter to use the phone. The cop doesn't care about any of this.

We didn't even get gas. We just walked out (QUICKLY) and decided to get gas the next day on our way home
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When I went to get my Jeep inspected the other day, they had The Princess Diaries playing. I was a little disappointed when my inspection was done quickly.
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FROZEN Swiss Rolls.
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I've stopped wearing sports logos for this reason. I couldn't go out without people talking to me about the Penguins or Steelers. Or even the Pirates, and I don't even watch baseball.

I thought I was safe with my Nottingham Forest shirt. Surely in the outskirts of Pittsburgh I'm not going to draw attention with a second tier English football club. But I went to a brewpub on Friday night and three people started talking to me about it. Fuck.
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I want to fight Brad Marchand.
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You already said "perfect girl", you didn't need to give an example.
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Back in my "steal a VHS from your scummy Uncle" days, I remember a scene where some dirty, old homeless guy is walking around catcalling hotties. They're all disgusted.

He goes to swig from his cliche bottle of nondescript alcohol, but accidentally picks up and drinks from a bottle containing some strange glowing blue liquid. Suddenly, the women all see him as a David Hasselhoff-esque hunk. He cat calls them, and obviously they just HAVE TO suck his dick.

The weirdest part, however, is that they occasionally cut from Hunky-hoff pumping the girls, and show reality, where the toothless, dirty, old homeless guy is getting sucked off, cackling like a crazy, old backwoods hick.

After finishing, the screen flashes in negative and back and forth. The women now see that man for what he really is. With his fluids still warm on their face, one says "Heeeey, you tricked us!", then walk away.
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Because it's a great fucking song. Blast that shit.
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