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I think we should be able to go out and just use the website in my Madden dynasty to get some sleep and if we're both waking each other up every day for a few weeks.

I just need to remember to bring food and a half inches of olive oil in a large bowl with the same first person who was looking in my parking lot.
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GregShmedley posted...

JlM posted...

"Wheelchair"

Silver Bullet

stevethewindow posted...

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"Wheelchair"

Hawkins with that Eddie redmayne

Nah
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I'm unclear about what the map actually is.
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"Wheelchair"
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Jimmy Eat World
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Trapt
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Haha. This should be a fun topic.

Breaking Bemjamin
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CensorErik posted...

JlM posted...

I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM.

Church bingo caller for the legally blind.

This sounds like something that doesn't even pay.
And I'm atheist.

Fuck
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The first one I ever learned from the original was Scorpion's mask removal/fire breath. It will always be that.
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I like playing pretend. JOB ME, FAM.
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We did that for a while. It was hot at first, but lost it's fun pretty quick.
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Usually best answer is a local bar, but it's 3/17. So fuck that.

Hopefully you have a grocery store with a decent hot deli.

After that, your best option is a pizza shop.
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Yeah, I'm always of the mind that fucking is best BEFORE eating, for many reasons.
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EastKingStar posted...

yellow snake thing

lmao.

I bet the food isn't even that good.
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AlephZero posted...

wish a ghost would touch me

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SHE BELIEVED

c/
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Our original plan was a backpacking/camping/hiking/hammocking trip through Virgina and North Carolina later in the year. But now my wife has to have surgery and will need to use up all of her vacation time. D: D: D: D:

I still have three weeks to use. I'm thinking of going up to the STS and spending a week in the woods by myself, but I have a feeling she'll be upset/depressed that she can't go.
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Schlong.
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I have this weird problem where I consider my anniversary to be the day my wife and I started dating, rather than our wedding. I shower her with gifts on the wrong day. I mean, she gets it and doesn't expect gifts anyway, but it's weird when she says "on our anniversary..." and she means November and I'm thinking March.

BLOGFAKKS
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I love you all, except for most of you. Beware of swerving chads.
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I'm so sorry.

I'm at work crying though.
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Loved the game, but the announcement of the stages always gave me a weird, creepy, disassociated feeling that I can't explain, especially "Big Apple, 3 a.m.".
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I banish them from my life.

No daughter of mine is going to be a Froot Loop eating bimbo.
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Cilantro is the fucking worst.
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Oh man now I want some grilled trout, roasted potatoes and a big pile of steamed broccoli.
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Bok_Choi posted...

JlM posted...

Bok_Choi posted...

It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

I never tried broccoli until I was like, 17. It's one of my favorite things.

I bet you like stepping in puddles with socks on too

I'm a hiker. Wet socks are the bane of my existence.
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Bok_Choi posted...

It's literal objective fact that you people only like eating these things because you had them a lot at childhood

I never tried broccoli until I was like, 17. It's one of my favorite things.
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UUA

capz
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There were SO many people in my town that went out to vote yesterday that didn't understand districts. People outside of the regular polling place, republican and democrat alike, were yelling at the empty building, claiming some kind of conspiracy, because there was a sign explaining that our town wasn't voting.

The future of the world is bleak.
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Keeping a fox as a pet is already fucking horrible.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Recommend me some easy not too expensive dishes please. All junk food instantly puts me in pain now.

Everything is kind of expensive at first. :/ Once you build up a steady supply of ingredients and spices, it levels out and you start saving money.
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LanHikari10 posted...

I can't wait until I can get a bigger kitchen.

OMH THIS! My cabinets are at critical mass and my spice cabinet (See : Indian Cooking) is absolutely ridiculous. My wife and I are looking at houses and the kitchen has been a focal point.
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I mean, the pay is kinda weak. But I do almost nothing all day, and I'm done at 1 p.m. every day. Plenty of time for hiking when the weather allows, and plenty of time for whatever otherwise. Plus I only drive 5-10 minutes.

I don't plan on quitting any time soon.
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I've gotten into cooking Indian food, and only Indian food.

Yesterday I made Bhel Puri, a shrimp curry, and a black lentil dal.

Thursday is curry day in the JIM household.
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Did he smash a popcorn bucket into it's soft skull, Rock/Mankind style?
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Spy Game
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RIP Pogs.

Because so much SLAMMING HAHA YEAH!

#Bugs4Mayor
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Saccone's ad campaign has been so gross. Just pictures of Lamb, quoting one word of an article so he can paste "DRUGLORD" and "RAPIST" over Lamb's face.

I hope Saccone loses so bad that he's exiled from the country.
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I dont think being hit with the popcorn tub is the big deal here. Cupping your hand over a two year old's mouth is.
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I like that they included a picture of popcorn along with the other offenders.

Two years old may be a bit young to take to the movies. But holy shit, someone covers my kid's mouth with their hand, that person never sees a movie again. And I'm not even a parent.
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This happened to me just last week.

Seriously beyond baffled by what just happened.

Hanging out with some friends at the playground when this girl approaches me and asks me for a sandwich so she can do pretend shots for her bar mitzvah.

After a few days she comes back and asks to wrestle and we end up grappling for the majority of the week...

At the end of the month she makes out with Jeff Mangum and asks for my left shoe. Give it to her, she pinches me and then backflips back into the woods.

The mothership never arrived even though I saw her signal it, and I cartwheel outside to see if I can make sure she had my psoriasis cream, except she never comes out of the trees . Even when the hokey pokey happens she's nowhere to be seen among the pasta chefs leaving nor are her great grandparents. That said I did see the baby raccoons her friends were working with also eating by themselves.

In conclusion, either I just boiled the NBA's only skinless playground bar mitzvah troll, or oversized swimming goggles shaved me yet again.

Not crunchy...
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Spices are basically free if you buy them at the Indian grocer. Stop buying McCormick, you sheeple. #Woke #CurryLife #DownWith McCormick
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Strangelove is my favorite movie of all time.
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Victory Prima Pils is my all time favorite beer.
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Rogan Josh
Bhel Puri
Kheema
Saag
some kind of Dal
Biryani
Vindaloo
Chettinad
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