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Touch 05/03/18 7:22:54 PM #1:	Just watched one where a couple is looking at baby pictures and the girl is like "this really makes me want a baby now" and the guy is like "really? That's all I could think of right now!" So they get it on with the girl making comments towards him putting a baby in her throughout The end comes and the guy is like sorry baby but I'm having second thoughts and the girl is like what? and he spudges on her face and she calls him a dick and has the biggest um wtf face Girl's name is Ally Evans. P cute and has a slight resemblance to Allison Brie --- https://i.imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J.jpg <cite>Touch posted [p:900755282] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>Just watched one where a couple is looking at baby pictures and the girl is like "this really makes me want a baby now" and the guy is like "really? That's all I could think of right now!" So they get it on with the girl making comments towards him putting a baby in her throughout The end comes and the guy is like sorry baby but I'm having second thoughts and the girl is like what? and he spudges on her face and she calls him a dick and has the biggest um wtf face Girl's name is Ally Evans. P cute and has a slight resemblance to Allison Brie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwampCabbageMan 05/03/18 7:24:54 PM #2:	Touch posted... Just watched one where a couple is looking at baby pictures and the girl is like "this really makes me want a baby now" and the guy is like "really? That's all I could think of right now!" So they get it on with the girl making comments towards him putting a baby in her throughout The end comes and the guy is like sorry baby but I'm having second thoughts and the girl is like what? and he spudges on her face and she calls him a dick and has the biggest um wtf face Girl's name is Ally Evans. P cute and has a slight resemblance to Allison Brie Link? --- By day, I roam the swamps of Sarasota. By night, I steal apples off the porches of local residents. They call me the Stink Ape, but I am the Swamp Cabbage Man <cite>SwampCabbageMan posted [p:900755388] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>Just watched one where a couple is looking at baby pictures and the girl is like "this really makes me want a baby now" and the guy is like "really? That's all I could think of right now!" So they get it on with the girl making comments towards him putting a baby in her throughout The end comes and the guy is like sorry baby but I'm having second thoughts and the girl is like what? and he spudges on her face and she calls him a dick and has the biggest um wtf face Girl's name is Ally Evans. P cute and has a slight resemblance to Allison Brie</quote> Link?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Joeydollaz 05/03/18 7:25:11 PM #3:	what you sit there giving a hell about the plot, what?. Fast Forward to the STAR earning her status --- YEAR OF 4 <cite>Joeydollaz posted [p:900755407] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>what you sit there giving a hell about the plot, what?. Fast Forward to the STAR earning her status</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 05/03/18 7:27:30 PM #4:	Joeydollaz posted... what you sit there giving a hell about the plot, what?. Fast Forward to the STAR earning her status Sometimes the plot is so funny that I ain't even horny any more. Porn can be straight comedy --- https://i.imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J.jpg <cite>Touch posted [p:900755524] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote><cite>Joeydollaz posted...</cite> <quote>what you sit there giving a hell about the plot, what?. Fast Forward to the STAR earning her status</quote> Sometimes the plot is so funny that I ain't even horny any more. Porn can be straight comedy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 05/03/18 7:31:32 PM #5:	I saw a video the other day where these 3 girls had on bikinis that just had some awful image of pizza printed on them. They order pizza and bone the delivery guy except only one of them actually does anything sexual. The other two just stand there eating pizza and the two who were fucking eat pizza while fucking. Was incredibly weird and funny --- http://i.imgur.com/zSHmk.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qT9WxSu.png <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:900755713] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>I saw a video the other day where these 3 girls had on bikinis that just had some awful image of pizza printed on them. They order pizza and bone the delivery guy except only one of them actually does anything sexual. The other two just stand there eating pizza and the two who were fucking eat pizza while fucking. Was incredibly weird and funny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodmoon77 05/03/18 7:35:13 PM #6:	This is a bathtub! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6vwum4EFQw" data-time=" --- I wouldn't trust this company with making a cheese sandwich, they'd start an additional kickstarter for the mayo-ssjmatthew on Comcept's MN9 <cite>Bloodmoon77 posted [p:900755870] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>This is a bathtub! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6vwum4EFQw" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 05/03/18 7:36:38 PM #7:	Bloodmoon77 posted... This is a bathtub! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6vwum4EFQw" data-time=" Yes --- https://i.imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J.jpg <cite>Touch posted [p:900755936] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bloodmoon77 posted...</cite> <quote>This is a bathtub! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6vwum4EFQw" data-time="</quote> Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 05/03/18 7:47:59 PM #8:	Back in my "steal a VHS from your scummy Uncle" days, I remember a scene where some dirty, old homeless guy is walking around catcalling hotties. They're all disgusted. He goes to swig from his cliche bottle of nondescript alcohol, but accidentally picks up and drinks from a bottle containing some strange glowing blue liquid. Suddenly, the women all see him as a David Hasselhoff-esque hunk. He cat calls them, and obviously they just HAVE TO suck his dick. The weirdest part, however, is that they occasionally cut from Hunky-hoff pumping the girls, and show reality, where the toothless, dirty, old homeless guy is getting sucked off, cackling like a crazy, old backwoods hick. After finishing, the screen flashes in negative and back and forth. The women now see that man for what he really is. With his fluids still warm on their face, one says "Heeeey, you tricked us!", then walk away. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:900756558] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>Back in my "steal a VHS from your scummy Uncle" days, I remember a scene where some dirty, old homeless guy is walking around catcalling hotties. They're all disgusted. He goes to swig from his cliche bottle of nondescript alcohol, but accidentally picks up and drinks from a bottle containing some strange glowing blue liquid. Suddenly, the women all see him as a David Hasselhoff-esque hunk. He cat calls them, and obviously they just HAVE TO suck his dick. The weirdest part, however, is that they occasionally cut from Hunky-hoff pumping the girls, and show reality, where the toothless, dirty, old homeless guy is getting sucked off, cackling like a crazy, old backwoods hick. After finishing, the screen flashes in negative and back and forth. The women now see that man for what he really is. With his fluids still warm on their face, one says "Heeeey, you tricked us!", then walk away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 05/04/18 12:45:09 AM #9:	I prefer a plots in my porn. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:900770584] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>I prefer a plots in my porn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/04/18 12:58:23 AM #10:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=era2BhFNX4Q" data-time=" --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:900771079] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=era2BhFNX4Q" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 05/04/18 1:02:55 AM #11:	If you really want a plot, you should watch some 70s and 80s porn. Also watch if you're a bush fan. <cite>bknight posted [p:900771216] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>If you really want a plot, you should watch some 70s and 80s porn. Also watch if you're a bush fan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 05/04/18 1:04:58 AM #12:	I only watch porn for the plot these days. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:900771277] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>I only watch porn for the plot these days.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/04/18 1:06:15 AM #13:	Watch the Bobs Burgers parody. Some of the jokes are actually good. Or maybe the jokes were all bad. I was really high. Don't judge my life --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:900771311] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>Watch the Bobs Burgers parody. Some of the jokes are actually good. Or maybe the jokes were all bad. I was really high. Don't judge my life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 05/04/18 1:07:10 AM #14:	I Called A Maid Service And Got An Amazing Swimsuit Wearing Big Ass Girl In Knee High Socks! Check Out Her Bulging Ass Meat! --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:900771344] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>I Called A Maid Service And Got An Amazing Swimsuit Wearing Big Ass Girl In Knee High Socks! Check Out Her Bulging Ass Meat!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 05/04/18 1:08:20 AM #15:	Caution: Titties Im A Weak-Willed Loser, But Now I Have An Ultra Cute Girlfriend For The First Time In My Life, And We Were So Much In Love, But Then The Strongest And Meanest DQN Bastard In The Prefecture Found Out And Told Me To Bring Her, So I Had No Choice And Took My Precious Girlfriend To Their Hangout And This Is What Happened Next The Cuckold Story You Never Ever Want To Have Happen In Your Life On Our Wedding Anniversary Night, My Wife Missed The Last Train Home When Her Drinking Party Went On Too Long I Got A Bad Feeling, So I Walked The Streets All Night Looking For Her, But After Some Time Had Passed, I Got A Curious Video Call From My Wif --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:900771389] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>Caution: Titties Im A Weak-Willed Loser, But Now I Have An Ultra Cute Girlfriend For The First Time In My Life, And We Were So Much In Love, But Then The Strongest And Meanest DQN Bastard In The Prefecture Found Out And Told Me To Bring Her, So I Had No Choice And Took My Precious Girlfriend To Their Hangout And This Is What Happened Next The Cuckold Story You Never Ever Want To Have Happen In Your Life On Our Wedding Anniversary Night, My Wife Missed The Last Train Home When Her Drinking Party Went On Too Long I Got A Bad Feeling, So I Walked The Streets All Night Looking For Her, But After Some Time Had Passed, I Got A Curious Video Call From My Wif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 05/04/18 1:15:45 AM #16:	-lately wife has been cold to loving husband (apparently an otaku) -today is their wedding anniversary and she promised to come home earlier -then there is an extended scene of the husband preparing dinner and setting up a romantic setting for said dinner -wife goes drinking with co workers after work -husband starts to worry because it's getting late -wife goes to co worker's house to sober up -co worker begins to touch wife - wife resists but eventually gives in -her cell phone rings after that scene and she said she is on the way home -co worker apologizes and offer her a shower to clean herself up -happy time again in the shower -it's getting really late, so husband leaves house to seach for wife -co worker brings wife to his room to offer her clothes (lmao) -wife sat on bed and cry -co worker consoles her and then happy time again -half way through, co worker take wife's phone and hid it in order to record their scene -nearing the end, husband now at home, receives a video call from wife -it's a live footage of happy time and husband stared unbelievably, trying to collect himself -movie ends with husband crying and smasing his hands on the cake (presumably handmade) intended for their wedding anniversary --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:900771640] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote>-lately wife has been cold to loving husband (apparently an otaku) -today is their wedding anniversary and she promised to come home earlier -then there is an extended scene of the husband preparing dinner and setting up a romantic setting for said dinner -wife goes drinking with co workers after work -husband starts to worry because it's getting late -wife goes to co worker's house to sober up -co worker begins to touch wife - wife resists but eventually gives in -her cell phone rings after that scene and she said she is on the way home -co worker apologizes and offer her a shower to clean herself up -happy time again in the shower -it's getting really late, so husband leaves house to seach for wife -co worker brings wife to his room to offer her clothes (lmao) -wife sat on bed and cry -co worker consoles her and then happy time again -half way through, co worker take wife's phone and hid it in order to record their scene -nearing the end, husband now at home, receives a video call from wife -it's a live footage of happy time and husband stared unbelievably, trying to collect himself -movie ends with husband crying and smasing his hands on the cake (presumably handmade) intended for their wedding anniversary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge 05/04/18 1:29:00 AM #17:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAvzV3xI_nA" data-time=" --- Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs <cite>The_Doge posted [p:900772036] in I love por... [t:76576209]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAvzV3xI_nA" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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