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You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
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Yes, they absolutely decided to arbitrarily slip a swear word into the middle of Sesame Street. Of course.
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FUCK , Paul. Walker died?!? D:

What the fucksm????
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Hahahaha yeah take that people I've never met who have a better life than me!! SUXK IT!!!!
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TIL Gamefaqs.gamespot.com has avatars....
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We pulled over and thought about that for 12 hours. "...How can a door be a jar?"

HOW TALL ARE YOU?!
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And every single day, I hear at least one customer sry they think that the Mexicans are purposely infecting the lettuce to "get back at us".
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WaterLink posted...

Surprised no one's said Metric. Or are they old news?

I had to sit through this crap when I went to see Smashing Pumpkins.

After EVERY song the girl just said "WE'RE METRIC!". It became a joke to the audience. After a song people would start looking around asking everyone around them if they happened to know who this band is.
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Sal > Q >= Murr > Joe.

Joe's willingness to do and say anything kinda ruins the show.

But the best bits are the ones where the other jokers prepare a presentation or product or focus group answers for the others.
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Gimmie a nice Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge.
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The Cardigans
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Scythe, with the expansions, metal coins and the wooden Scythe Factory storage, is something like 24 lbs.
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Casual ask fuck.

Basically a vagina.
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Got paid by the government to babysit my neighbor's kids for a year or so.
Worked in stock at a grocery store for way too long. 7 or 8 years.
Recieving/Accounts Recievaeble/Low level accounting - Going on 5 years
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My parents weren't cool with my girlfriend staying over until I was probably 16, maybe even 17. Her parents were even less cool about it but I think they didnt want to seem too uptight, and it was pretty obvious/known that we were having sex anyway.

Hell, we were much less likely to actually have sex at night when it was all quiet.

I still have fond memories of my Dad telling us he needed to go to the store, but he had to go to the one far away, because our local one didnt have what he needed. What a guy.
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OK, now ketchup to my campaign, coupe the color of mayonnaise
I'm drunk and high at the same time, drinkin' champagne on the airplane
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Hopped off the train in Scranton, PA
Another cloudy gray afternoon
Jumped in the cab here you are for the first time
Look to the right and you see the Electric City sign
This is gonna be a good day
For Dunder Mifflin and Sab-ray....Sa...Sab-er....
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Depends on what qualifies as celebrity. Musicians are hard rate on the celebrity scale. I ran into Judy Greer at a Margot and The Nuclear So & Sos concert a couple of years ago. *shrug*

I've never been taken with celebrities.
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Man, I literally didn't know anything about you, smol, your dirt, or your e-issues until a week or so ago. I'm a very casual CEman. No one knows me aside from a few people who like my photoshops.

Now I roll my eyes every time you post.

You're the one perpetuating this.

Just stop, dude. :( Why are you making yourself miserable and tearing apart any chance of you reconnecting with the people you were friends with. Let it go. You'll feel better.

Merry Christmas. Go hang out with your dude.
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Wife and I watch Bad Santa every year.

When I was younger, Forrest Gump always seemed to be Christmas Eve so I'd stay up and watch it. I havent watched it in a few year but I still associate it with Christmas.
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Check out the obviously fake note and snacks my fake girlfriend bought me for Black Ops release night!! I might have propose!!
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#MAGA

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PoopPotato posted...

A live sex show with super attractive people? OK. I'm in.

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Whered you get that beauty scar, tough guy? Eating pineapple?
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No one buys CDs anymore anyway. The Best Buy stores around me literally only have, like, a 4 foot section of the most popular current CDs and a few all time classics. Then they have a shitty bin of like, 30 total vinyl.
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ColdOne666 posted...

SauI_Goodman posted...

Also I agree that women's soccer is 10x better than the men. The men play like you'd think women would play. The women play the game the way it was meant to be played.

Are you insane or just trolling? The best women teams in the world routinely get beat by mens under 18 rep teams. Women arent good at soccer. Its only worth watching if there hot.

Pretty sure he's one of the people that tried to argue that international football is better and more important than club football, so...
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This is me


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Are you going to be okay?
Thoughts and prayers.
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Parappa09 posted...

bover_87 posted...

i'm fucking trashed lol

isn't it 3pm where you live? lol

JlM posted...

2:30. My friend and I are getting ready to tear into a case of Victory Hop Wallop and watch Liverpool ANNIHILATE Wolves.

liverpool is my team but i haven't watched much football in the past couple years

are you off work today?

Nah. I work 5am-1pm every weekday. It's a pretty nice schedule tbh. Get home and still have the whole day,

Liverpool is top of the table. We're winning it this year. Champions league is a possibility too but the round of 16 drew us against Bayern. Tough match.
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2:30. My friend and I are getting ready to tear into a case of Victory Hop Wallop and watch Liverpool ANNIHILATE Wolves.
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I've been making cash a similar way.

Over the past week alone I've made some decent cash playing a simple card game that requires no skill at all. I want to use this topic to document my progress, which can literally end at any point. It might be today, tomorrow, next week, or 2 months from now (I'll most likely stop before then though).

Going to a casino and gambling is seen mostly as another place for entertainment. Play some blackjack, see a show, get free drinks with friends. I don't do any of that. I go for one simple reason. To make money. Now there is a fine line between full blown gambling addiction that plaques millions of people, and a professional. I do not see myself as either.

I play a game called Baccarat. Imagine blackjack, but instead of 21, the magic number is 9. Now, you are simply guessing who you think is going to get closest to 9 and win, either the Player or Banker. You don't have any control. Its essentially the closest game to 50-50 odds that you can get in a casino game.

There are many strategies to any table game, but besides mainly Poker, most of them are based on luck. With blackjack you can count cards, and have an edge too, however my math abilities are not that great. Not to mention casinos hate card counters which adds another element to this.

The strategy I use is a combination of hit and run (I win a small amount and get the hell out of there) and variation of martingale. Essentially you double your bet until you win. I don't play straight martingale though. The odds of losing more than 5-6 times in row are low, but not 0. Every time I play, I know can lose, its part of the game. Most people win at casino games, (not slots LOL) the problem is, they don't have any sort of money management system in place, and they also just keep playing, thinking that they will just make unlimited amounts of money in 1 night. The house has the edge, but it also has a lot to do with physiological reward biases in human beings that makes it hard to leave and to chase loses. Its taken me a long time to learn this.

So essentially, I use a big enough bankroll to leverage winning a few hundred dollars a day. I put some aside to hedge against a potential loss that happens, and I have a stopping point. That stopping point is both when to stop in the casino when I've made enough that day, but also if I lose, when to stop completely. There is a certain level of discipline that you must have, or the casino will kick your ass. Degenerate gamblers scare the **** out of me.

I first learned this strategy a few years back and had some very small success, but it was more of a headache than anything. It took awhile to refine my strategy and more importantly, my mindset, to a point where I can do this and stay ahead of losses.

So, because i'm making some decent cash that takes me like 25 minutes a day, I thought I would share that wealth with you guys. Again, I'm fully aware that this winning streak can end at any point. I'm playing with house money now, so its all just fun..

I was thinking of doing some video game giveaways, electronics, food, etc. I'm up for any ideas you have. I'll ask a question at a certain point in the day, and the first person(s) to answer correctly will win.

If you have any questions about casinos let me know. I'll also post funny stories that I see. Baccarat is a very popular Asian game, so I mostly play with people that scream at the dealer in a foreign language and just act erratic sometimes. Its quite amusing.
Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!"
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Nothing better than the wheel, folks.
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I thought Horizon Zero Dawn was pretty damn fun and Aloy is a cutie. Fuck the haters.
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Italian posted...

Nissan Frontier. The best truck in existence

If my next vehicle isn't a Wrangler, I'm interested in the Frontier.
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A Chevrolet movie theater

(Actually a 13 Jeep Patriot)
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BiggLaw posted...

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SiO4 posted...

Ain't none of ya, brought up Soleil Moon Frye yet.
And of course, Punky Brewster was latchkey as fuck.

Punky Boobster.

She was pretty damn hot in Sabrina The Teenage Witch as Roxie.

Sure was. Boobs gone and all, but cute.

I just read her wiki to find out what you're talking about. I had no idea. I want to Google but it seems like a bad idea. >_>

Edit : I went for it. Damn. Her back must have been killing her.
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Ben Wyatt is probably the best "straight man" character ever.
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RiderofHogs posted...

SiO4 posted...

Ain't none of ya, brought up Soleil Moon Frye yet.
And of course, Punky Brewster was latchkey as fuck.

Punky Boobster.

She was pretty damn hot in Sabrina The Teenage Witch as Roxie.
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Oralcox 12
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Tag
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It's pretty good. Is "The Fight" universally agreed as one of, if not thee, best episode?

I also liked any episode with Bobby Newport.
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...

Lately I've been getting drunk and blasting Charlie. "You" is my jam.

She said she wanted to cover "All The Things She Said" with Taylor Swift. Holy shit that would be a banger.
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I'm trying to find the one cute local weather girl but I can't remember her name. She's asian. She must not be WPXI or I would remember.

@Error1355 ?

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CAM TRAN! WTAE.






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Women's curling is my favorite thing to watch in the Olympics.

I also prefer women's tennis.
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Bad_Mojo posted...

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@JlM posted...

I just remembered how Melody/Christine Taylor made me feel watching Hey Dude.

Also Dina on Salute Your Shorts.

Oh shit, and Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island.

The theme song was the only good part of that garbage show(hey dude)

Since we are around the same age

Did either of you have a crush on Ricki Lake?

Nah. She was barely on my radar to begin with, but something about her is off-putting to me. Her chin/jaw I think.

My cousin and I used to stay up until the wee hours of the morning watching Jenny Jones though, lmao.
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