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Even Michael Scott knows how to set up his plasma flat screen.

Michael Scott is smarter than you.


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I want to fight Brad Marchand.
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b_nolan posted...

What terrible back up does Philly sign to be their starter next year?

Maybe the fans can throw enough trash into the net to stop shots?
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Does this include my wife? Because we went brewery hopping few weeks ago. After drinks at each place and growler fills, we spent a little over $300.

Totally worth it.
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Banana's were my favorite fruit for 23 years.

Then suddenly I was severely allergic to them. :(

I miss Banana Cream Pie sooooo fucking much.
At least I can eat the Oikos Banana Cream yogurt.

I tried eating a banana recently, Epipen on the table. It was okay, but my lips definitely got puffy and my eyes were itchy.

:(
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CensorErik posted...

JlM posted...

Everything after Choke is pretty crap. Lullaby was at least readable but gets progressively worse through the chapters.

I can't even remember if I finished Diary. Rant was a bore. Haunted was lame. Pygmy was an unreadable joke.

I stopped reading Palahniuk after that and now I hate seeing his stupid face.

You sound very hurt. I'm sorry. I wonder if you just got sick of his style.

Maybe. It just felt like he was trying way too hard to be over the top and shocking and quirky. Then while I was in college every weed smoking pseudo-intellectual in a Tool hoodie wanted to tell me how great Chuck Palahniuk was and it really killed him for me. And I like(d) both weed and Tool.

I can read Choke and Survivor endlessly and never get bored with it. Fight Club was the same way, but seeing the movie has killed a little bit of the love I had for it. I basically pretend that the Choke movie doesn't exist.
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Everything after Choke is pretty crap. Lullaby was at least readable but gets progressively worse through the chapters.

I can't even remember if I finished Diary. Rant was a bore. Haunted was lame. Pygmy was an unreadable joke.

I stopped reading Palahniuk after that and now I hate seeing his stupid face.
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tag
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Rope it in, Babs.
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Crepes posted...

Scored a cracking goal against Sweden in 2006 though. Can't ignore that.

AN ABSOLUTE THUNDERBOLT!
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Most African Americans I've met have been named Michael, Chris or Frank.

Hope that helps!
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Funkdamental posted...

Complete_Idi0t posted...

Look, I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 or 20 million killed tops... depending on the breaks

I know a Dr Strangelove reference when I see one.

This. You're breaking character Complete.
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I'd guess about 25-30.
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I'm something of an alcoholic. I've done shower beer enough to know that it's not all that great. Gotta worry about the beer getting too warm, too quick. Or water getting in the beer. Or dropping the beer and where to set it. Just wait until after the shower when you feel nice and fresh.

Damn. Now I want a beer.
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Skye Reynolds posted...

JlM posted...

Ctrl+F : X-Pac

Phrase not found.

Huh...

I wanted to post his rivalry with X-Pac, but he had a bit of a revival in 2000. He still could've rebounded.

But yeah, the X-Pac rivalry was the first big hit he took. David and Goliath rivalries don't work when the person in the David role is the bad guy.

I don't really remember the rivalry. I remember them teaming up and Kane saying shit like "Suck it" through his voice box thing. :S
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Ctrl+F : X-Pac

Phrase not found.

Huh...
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I miss Sunny Lane. She was one of my favorites. Her reverse cowgirl was the best and she always got nice and sweaty.

Mmmmm....
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Shit like this and the assholes buying it is the reason my actual hiking gear costs so fucking much.
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LinkPizza posted...

JustMonika posted...

I finally killed John, then I kicked his corpse around for a little while.

It was weird for me. It took forever to Take his plane out of the air. And when it was at about 2/5 health, I blew up somehow. But when I respawned, he was in a truck that I had to stop. I think Grace sniped him in the head while he was driving before I could use an exploding arrow...

It took me a few tries, because like 3 or 4 times in a row I'd followhis plane and I'd get the Out Of Bounds warning? Thanks Ubisoft!
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I also keep blowing up prisoner vans, forgetting there's innocents in the bavk. >_>
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I've killed about a dozen fishermen already. I thought most experienced fishermen like it quiet, rather than never shutting up.
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Lil Banana

:(
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Is this a gif of a man dying? >_>
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

JlM posted...

Have I ever told you meaning of "insanity", Jason?

That's a bad excuse, tbqh.

It's especially funny cause every time Vaas captured Jason he *did* try to kill him.

Wasn't trying to make any sort of argument, just a very relevant quote.
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AlecSkorpio posted...

CarlGrimes posted...

I mean, why the fuck would you constantly capture this guy destroying your shit and not just kill him?

Have I ever told you meaning of "insanity", Jason?
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I kind of miss towers, but I understand a lot of people were sick of them, and prepper stashes are a nice replacement.

I liked Dutch's line at the beginning when you have to climb a tower to restore power. "Don't worry kid, I ain't gonna make you climb towers all over the county...."
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I'm tryin to get some of that royal Genovian pussy yo.


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The fuck does Brian Eno have to do with any of this?
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Drunk sex can be awesome, but it's hard to dial in the right amount of drunkenness.
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You vowed to quit smoking.
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When I was like, 5 or 6, I told my mom I was afraid of dying. She was trying to comfort me and was like "You already figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't re, but God is, so you have nothing to worry about".

And then immediately in my head I was like "OH FUCK, I wasn't even thinking of it in that way....oh shit heaven isn't real and you just quit existing forever. Thanks Mom!"
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Error1355 posted...

Harpie and Strike are now dating.

Work hard, play hard.
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I love that the forum website that PiO is trolling kinda even looks like GFaqs.
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Error1355 posted...

Oh uh

Also in honor of the dead gimmick Strike Gently, he's a character in here too:



(He never takes off the sunglasses)

Omg XD
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Paint a fox frolicking in autumn leaves.
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Back_Stabbath posted...

it thickens
we did it CE. we discovered this meme so late and something is finally being done about it.

How does he get credit for discovering Britney Spears' sister? Seems kinda...I don't know. Whatever.
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I get uhhhhh...sorry....uhm....a number 6 with uhm....a coke...do you have orange soda? Okay give that instead. And uhhhhh...., what comes on the chicken bacon ranch sandwich? Oh....uhm..... okay can I get the chicken bacon ranch, but with uhh.... no bacon and ranch, extra tomato? Yeah extra tomato. Uh no....... No I don't want the meal, but can I get uhmmm.....fries with that and a medium coke? Okay uhm....Brayden what do you want? Brayden....BRAYDEN! What do you want? No you they don't have the fish in the Happy Meal. Do you want nuggets or a cheeseburger? BRAYDEN, NUGGETS OR BURGER? Can I get a chicken nugget happy meal with uhhhh.....the fries I guess and uhmm...Brayden what do you want to drink? Brayden...BRAYDEN. No you can't have pop. Can he get a Hi-C with that? They don't have Hi-C anymore Brayden. ...okay can he get a Sprite with that? Okay and my wife wanted uhhhh....is the McCafe the one with the caramel? Okay uhmmm....a caramel McCafe with extra whipped cream. Okay...oh can I get extra sauce for the nuggets? Yeah and no ice in the medium coke. Yeah that's all. Okay, do you take Discover?
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thronedfire2 posted...

Harpie does Tove Lo's new cd turn you on

I just bought it and it seems like pretty good bangin music

Holy shit. I didn't even know there was an album after Lady Wood. Tove is great sexing tunes. Gonna have to check out Blue Lips.
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Does blue balls have a backwards meaning in Canadia?
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My wife told me that when she was younger she used to masturbate to Kelly Bundy.
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BuckVanHammer posted...

JlM posted...

I was my nephew's BDay party, and this Dad comes walking in, decked out in camo, Browning tattoo, chew in his lip, and four fucking kids all under 5.

His kids were Gunner, Hunter, Mason and I SHIT YOU NOT, Chevy.

Chevy like chevy chase or like the truck

Truck. :|
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I was my nephew's BDay party, and this Dad comes walking in, decked out in camo, Browning tattoo, chew in his lip, and four fucking kids all under 5.

His kids were Gunner, Hunter, Mason and I SHIT YOU NOT, Chevy.
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ok try to remember to bring food for the Mets and maybe it will prevent me from wanting to go out and get garbage
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Muffinz0rz posted...

EastKingStar posted...

Do any of yall ever call places

yeah i've always found it funny

like who tf is constantly calling a place so often that they have memorized the menu options

When you work in accounts recievable and your company uses the worst fucking accounting firm ever, and you constantly have to contact either them or other companies to clean up the mess. I have a ton of menu options and extensions memorized.
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That show is really irresponsible. Teaching little kids to wander the world alone, or with dangerous wild animals. This 5 year old kid is being stalked by a huge fox. Where the hell are her parents?
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This tournament has been nuts.
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...

It can go down there and get it back a little bit just to make sure you know what I mean it's rare to find a place for me to come

if you want to do stuff like that I am aware of the best wrestlers. i dont know what you want to do with the fridge for a while.
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