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| Topic | My dream body - is it ce approved? |
| JlM 02/20/18 4:50:28 PM #40 | I don't usually weigh in on your topics like this. But that isn't a realistic body. Seriously, stop. Please, don't let shit CE or the internet as a whole let you think that is normal. I think 18-19, whatever you are now, is a fucking important time to understand this. Yes, try to stay healthy, get exercise, but don't strive to be an instagram slut?? Oh shit, am I turning into a message board dad? I'm old. D: --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Just got back from my doctor. I have lymphoma. |
| JlM 02/20/18 4:41:10 PM #16 | Hey man. I was playing basketball with a dude I've known since elementary school. We're not well to do. Lower middle class. He turns for a shot, and I notice out of fucking nowhere his neck has a grapefruit on it. We all freak the fuck out. He goes to the doctor and has stage IV lymphoma. We all sit around crying for days because we're sure he's gone. It was MAYBE two years later that we were back playing basketball, like nothing happened. Modern medicine is great. I know, that coming from someone who WASN'T just diagnosed with lymphoma, hearing "Relax. You'll be cool", is kind of a joke. But, still...Relax. You're gonna be cool. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | what happens when we die |
| JlM 02/20/18 6:29:21 AM #6 | Pudding. So much pudding. Tons....and tons...and tons....of pudding. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
| Topic | Should running red lights when no one is around be legal? |
| JlM 02/17/18 5:53:52 PM #12 | 3:30 in the morning with not a soul in sight We sat four deep at a traffic light Talking about how dumb and brainwashed some of our brothers and sisters are While we waited for a green light to tell us when to go --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Is 3000 a month net |
| JlM 02/17/18 4:24:04 PM #3 | Hexenherz posted... Depends entirely on where you live. In many places that would be enough. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Stormy Daniels says she has a dress with Trump's semen on it. |
| JlM 02/17/18 4:18:35 PM #110 | metralo posted... of course CE finds a way to blame the woman and call her a whore Not sure if serious, or... I mean, I'm as much of a Trump hating librul commie pinko soyboy as the next. But her job is to get fucked by dudes. I, as well as thousands of others, have seen her drink hundreds of loads gleefully, for money. Is that not the definition of whore? lol. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | when i first heard soyboy i thought it was slang for twinks |
| JlM 02/17/18 4:13:24 PM #21 | Kaname_Madoka posted... JlM posted...I think I'd register somewhere between twink and power bottom. I'm a bit too hairy to be a twink I think. And need to shed my winter beer bulge. And need to be a little more gay. I did, once last year. My wife wasn't happy with my smooth chest. I liked it for a week or so, but it got super itchy, especially while hiking. I hike about 30 miles on an average week. So, :S She liked my smooth legs though. It felt really cold and awkward and my legs looked like I got attacked by a pack of rabid cats. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Is it me or is CE not getting many younger users? |
| JlM 02/17/18 4:09:15 PM #19 | I don't really even understand how new users end up here. I can't imagine any reason to come here, rather than YouTube or Reddit. Then stay here long enough to wander into a non-gaming message board to scream about liberals and/or conservatives. Strange place, that internet. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Stormy Daniels says she has a dress with Trump's semen on it. |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:59:48 PM #107 | Solid Snake07 posted... So is she the one who came forward with this herself? I mean, she's a fucking porn star. You can't get much further into "shameless whore" territory, lol. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | The kids from Parkland are really going all-in. Awesome video |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:56:44 PM #5 | GregShmedley posted... I don't know man--one side can't get over their emotional outbursts of buzzwords while the other presents actual facts and statistics I'm pretty sure it's just screaming asswipes all around these days, to be totally honest. The future is bleak. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | when i first heard soyboy i thought it was slang for twinks |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:53:56 PM #19 | I think I'd register somewhere between twink and power bottom. I'm a bit too hairy to be a twink I think. And need to shed my winter beer bulge. And need to be a little more gay. Close though! --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | The kids from Parkland are really going all-in. Awesome video |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:49:47 PM #3 | GregShmedley posted... *eyeroll* *eyeroll* Sounds like a brainwashed idiot to me. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | I love the Winter Olympics. |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:39:17 PM #7 | LanHikari10 posted... @JlM posted...LanHikari10 posted...mobilebloechel posted...It's amazing. I've been watching curling for a week straight Yeah. Well, errr. As long as you have some kind of cable provider to log into. It accepts PSVue and shit. I'm pretty sure you can login on the NBC website if needed. I have an AmazonFire stick with the App. It's basically the only thing good about the stick since PS4 doesn't have the NBC apps. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Was Columbine the first school shooting you remember? |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:31:11 PM #45 | Colombine is the first one I really remember. I would have been in 6th grade then. I remember anyone who had a Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie shirt was pretty much treated like a criminal for the rest of the year. I also went to high school with the guy in the infamous Virginia Tech photo, being carried out after he made a tourniquet for his own leg. Good dude. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | C/D, hottest girl on planet Earth at the moment. |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:21:14 PM #7 | _MorningStar posted... JlM posted...Here she is with her twin sister : Oh, no, dude. The one in the OP is on the left. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | C/D, hottest girl on planet Earth at the moment. |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:14:23 PM #4 | Here she is with her twin sister :  --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | why is everyone mad north korea has nuclear weapons of mass destruction? |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:11:39 PM #8 | You can do just as much harm with your bare hands or a Vespa as you can with a nuke. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | What colours has this dress? |
| JlM 02/17/18 3:06:20 PM #8 | NeoBowser posted... JlM posted...Red white and blue? Hard to tell. Would need to see closer. Obvi. This one is actually more difficult to tell though because of the striping. People who said white/gold were just your typical flat earther type trolls. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | I love the Winter Olympics. |
| JlM 02/17/18 2:59:03 PM #5 | LanHikari10 posted... mobilebloechel posted...It's amazing. I've been watching curling for a week straight Get on that NBC App homie. Whatever you want, whenever you want. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | What colours has this dress? |
| JlM 02/17/18 2:56:48 PM #6 | Red white and blue? Hard to tell. Would need to see closer. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Judges just fucking screwed Nathan Chen in the Olympics |
| JlM 02/16/18 11:43:41 PM #6 | Bloodychess posted... JlM posted...Maybe he shouldn't have shit the bed in the short program? If he medals at all he'll be lucky as fuck. It's a cumulative score, so, yeah, it does fucking matter. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Judges just fucking screwed Nathan Chen in the Olympics |
| JlM 02/16/18 11:40:36 PM #4 | Maybe he shouldn't have shit the bed in the short program? If he medals at all he'll be lucky as fuck. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | i love modest mouse |
| JlM 02/16/18 11:39:21 PM #4 | I can listen to a couple of songs by them before I get bored and/or annoyed. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | America is sucking at the Olympics now... |
| JlM 02/16/18 11:38:01 PM #33 | Also, this is the fourth time I've heard Hallelujah used in figure skating so far in these Olympics. What the hell. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | America is sucking at the Olympics now... |
| JlM 02/16/18 11:36:26 PM #32 | MabusIncarnate posted... Thankfully, there's curling. Indeed. Best of all Olympic sports. I am however, disappointed that the Russian team changed. I miss my harem of Russkis.       But at least I still got to see my cute Canadian curling cupcake Kaitlyn Lawes.   Sorry, Bugs, I don't know of any HOT SCENE chicks in the Olympics, but I know Swedish curler Sofia Mabergs has some tats :  --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | America is sucking at the Olympics now... |
| JlM 02/16/18 11:15:40 PM #28 | Haha! I just saw Ledecka's run. Her face at the end, just standing there shocked. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | America is sucking at the Olympics now... |
| JlM 02/16/18 11:10:06 PM #26 | electricbugs2 posted... JlM posted...Oh well. Here's some pictures of Austrian skier Anna Veith, who just won gold in the Super G, and gold at being a total fox! Whut? Different sport. Unless you mean at being a fox. In which case LOL, Ledecka doesn't even qualify for the event. Edit : Errr, sht. Nevermind. I thought that was the end of Super G. And didn't realize Ledecka skis too. Dope. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | America is sucking at the Olympics now... |
| JlM 02/16/18 11:04:13 PM #21 | Oh well. Here's some pictures of Austrian skier Anna Veith, who just won gold in the Super G, and gold at being a total fox!        --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | A guy on reddit posted the thing he stores his 100 TB of porn in. |
| JlM 02/16/18 7:34:55 PM #12 | SuperMariano3 posted... halomonkey1_3_5 posted...shit dude That was posted today on a pornographic file sharing website that I am a member of. So...up to date indeed. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Which European nation has fallen hardest from grace? |
| JlM 02/16/18 7:08:00 AM #33 | Vita_Aeterna posted... LethalAffinity posted...Germany Do you know who you're talking to? lmao. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
| Topic | To all those who have eaten ass |
| JlM 02/15/18 6:48:49 PM #15 | It's got a strangely sweet earthy flavor. Like black currants. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
| Topic | What kind of good pizza can you even make with just 2 toppings? |
| JlM 02/15/18 6:30:07 PM #22 | Genocet_10-325 posted... JlM posted...Genocet_10-325 posted... Hoky Poky --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
| Topic | What kind of good pizza can you even make with just 2 toppings? |
| JlM 02/15/18 6:23:58 PM #17 | Genocet_10-325 posted... JlM posted...Genocet_10-325 posted... Oh, HOKY SHIT, here we go.... --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
| Topic | What kind of good pizza can you even make with just 2 toppings? |
| JlM 02/15/18 6:17:18 PM #12 | Genocet_10-325 posted... Good pizza ( not from domino's or any other chain) doesn't need toppings. Oh god, are we now going to enter an age of pizza purists? Jesus FUCKING christ. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | What kind of good pizza can you even make with just 2 toppings? |
| JlM 02/15/18 6:16:15 PM #10 | Green pepper + meat of your choice (Sausage > Ham > Bacon > Pepperoni). Green Pepper & Sausage is my main. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Why does everyone say keep it in the general? |
| JlM 02/15/18 6:07:45 PM #19 |  --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Best show out these iyo |
| JlM 02/15/18 6:07:26 PM #4 | Breaking Bad and X-Files are the only two I liked or watched. I quit watching Dexter after like, season 2 or 3. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | The fuck is a soyboy |
| JlM 02/15/18 6:04:23 PM #43 | Suchomimus posted... A weak liberally-slanted man. They're typically late twenties/early thirties, balding, wear glasses, have a beard, and tend to have their mouths hanging agape in most pictures they take. They always take liberal propaganda hook, line, and sinker. WHOA....whoooooa.....listen here, BUB....almost none of that applies to me and I'm not into most of the junk in those pictures. But leave Lagunitas IPA out of this. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | when you are eating and suddenly have to poop |
| JlM 02/15/18 5:51:34 PM #13 | When this thread is posted and I can't find the relevant clip from Futurama. :[ Feels bad man. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Imagine not eating ass |
| JlM 02/15/18 5:43:07 PM #13 | slothica posted... Imagine someone farting in your mouth. Imagine getting pink eye. Imagine picking dingleberries out of your teeth. 17 years of booty snacking and non of this has ever happened to me. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | sweaty topic |
| JlM 02/15/18 5:41:30 PM #3 | *flips pillow over* --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | In case you didn't know, there's a new version of GameRaven out. |
| JlM 02/15/18 5:40:13 PM #7 | Thank you. Without GameRaven, I would never browse Gamefaqs.Gamespot.com on mobile. Then again, I always question why I keep coming here. Thank you rescinded. Jerk. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | Got my new glasses today how do i look |
| JlM 02/15/18 5:35:08 PM #13 | I like the first pair better, but the second look alright as well. You look like a dude I used to play board games with. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | thoughts on attention seekers? |
| JlM 02/15/18 3:06:57 PM #15 | Error1355 posted... thoughts on Antwaan Randle El? I talked to him about sandwich making at the airport last year. Overall, he seems broken and unhappy. Gets mad if the tomato on his sandwich isn't firm. I'm inclined to agree. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | thoughts on attention seekers? |
| JlM 02/15/18 2:35:47 PM #3 | thoughts on a tension rod? --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh |
| Topic | What is your favorite race? |
| JlM 02/15/18 12:22:38 PM #5 | Mario Kart or Uniracers I suppose. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
| Topic | Post your Bitmoji! |
| JlM 02/15/18 12:21:31 PM #7 | Oh another topic where a bunch of people think it's hilarious to just copy and paste the same thing. This board is so fucking dumb. I didn't know what a bitmoji was so I had to google. Seems a bit silly but I made one for the topic anyway :  --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
| Topic | Vigilante 8 vs Twisted Metal |
| JlM 02/15/18 11:18:45 AM #13 | Twisted Metal 2 is probably my all time favorite game. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
| Topic | Real talk: How do you deal with the mass shooter loser problem |
| JlM 02/15/18 10:08:47 AM #34 | DifferentialEquation posted... How about this? When someone commits a mass shooting, instead of trying to infringe upon the 2nd amendment rights of the average citizen, let's instead infringe upon the 8th amendment rights of the shooter. Let's flay them alive. They almost always kill themselves anyway. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
| Topic | thoughts on people who do smileys facing the wrong way |
| JlM 02/15/18 9:07:19 AM #2 | D: --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. |
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