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TopicThis girl from uni never talked to dudes cause of her bf
CanuckCowboy
07/22/18 4:21:14 PM
#34
ScionTC_07 posted...
Perascamin posted...
teepan95 posted...
Perascamin posted...
If you're in a relationship, you have no reason to talk to the opposite sex other than what it is absolutely necessary. She did good.

TIL: I can't have friends of the opposite sex

If you're in a relationship, there's no reason to.


This

what the hell are u doing being anything other than acquaintances with the opposite sex when youre taken?


Da fuck is wrong with you guys?
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TopicC/D If you were a hot girl with nice tits/ass, you'd show dem off in a not so
CanuckCowboy
07/21/18 11:56:34 AM
#16
CensorErik posted...
Thinking as a guy, if I were hella ripped and hung I'd be sure to advertise it every which way I could, so, also thinking like a guy, if I were a stacked, tight chick, I'd show that s*** off like a new car!


Using the same logic no I wouldn't.

I was considerably less likely to take my shirt off when I was in amazing shape tbh.
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TopicBe honest CE how much do you weigh?
CanuckCowboy
07/20/18 11:03:42 PM
#59
Dunno 170 within 5 lbs I'd bet. 5'9"
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TopicBuffy the Vampire Slayer is RETURNING...with a BLACK FEMALE LEAD!!
CanuckCowboy
07/20/18 11:01:50 PM
#37
yusiko posted...
Vultis_Zales posted...
i just hope that in this Girl Power show the guy isnt completely useless like in the orginal


xander wasnt completely useless
did you not watch the series? he helped out a ton and was the heart of the group
he wasnt as powerful as the women in the show but he had several moments to shine and even saved the world once


I mean yeah.... But still. He was p useless.
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TopicAlcohol fuels surge of cirrhosis deaths among young adults, study finds
CanuckCowboy
07/20/18 8:33:37 PM
#24
Axiom posted...
How much alcohol do you have to drink to die that early from cirrhosis


Seriously. If you drink that much more than I have during my time that's just fucked. And I'm 36 and healthy.
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Topicwhat is the name 'chad' short for
CanuckCowboy
07/17/18 7:12:17 PM
#13
Awesome posted...
chadwick

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TopicElon Musk accuses cave diver of being a pedophile
CanuckCowboy
07/15/18 1:01:44 PM
#42
Grimes is dating elon musk? What the fuck is that.
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Topicdo you find 16 year old girls attractive?
CanuckCowboy
07/15/18 9:25:17 AM
#44
Anyone who says there's no such thing as a hot 16 year old is just lying.

I wouldn't bang a teenager. But that doesn't mean I have to lie to myself for whatever weird ass reason.
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TopicWhy can we say the c word for penis, but not the c word for vagina?
CanuckCowboy
07/15/18 9:22:58 AM
#25
UnfairRepresent posted...
No one says "Morning Sarah, your fat c*** looks lovely today."


So in your life "morning Steve, your fat cock looks lovely this morning" is a thing people say?
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TopicDo Goths in their 20s/30s even exist? >_>
CanuckCowboy
07/14/18 11:44:08 AM
#17
a-c-a-b posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Yet Juggalos are still around....we need to figure out what killed emos and use it on juggalos

Having a job maybe? Every juggalo I've ever met was unemployed and still living with their parents.


I knew one who had a job.

He's a meth addict now though. So....
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TopicKeep old car or buy new car?
CanuckCowboy
07/14/18 11:43:34 AM
#5
I came into the topic expecting to say keep it but I could see merit in either route. You kinda put a lot into that car for what it is already. That said only one of those things is remotely major.

The rest are pretty cheap and could be done at home with basic tools and a youtube video if you need a guide.
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TopicWhat are some of the most caustic things we eat/drink?
CanuckCowboy
07/14/18 11:38:16 AM
#7
ArchiePeck posted...
Well if you leave a nail in a glass of coke for a couple days it has visible corrosion on it, so...


This is true but it's kinda misleading in a sense. if I leave a box of nails outside in the rain overnight they'll corrode too. If I a submerge a nail in water for a couple days it'll corrode too. So....
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TopicDo Goths in their 20s/30s even exist? >_>
CanuckCowboy
07/14/18 11:35:50 AM
#14
Zikten posted...
I think emos replaced goths. I never met an emo in school and graduated in 2001. Thanks to the internet I heard all about emos and nobody ever mentions goths anymore. so I think goths went extinct


This sounds about right to me. I gradded in 2000.
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TopicWhy don't guys like SUVs?
CanuckCowboy
07/12/18 9:01:46 AM
#16
Abyssea posted...
They also get better gas mileage than other bigger cars.


Lol Wut?
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TopicI get blasted by limitless Chad Dick
CanuckCowboy
07/11/18 10:02:23 PM
#13
I only know one guy named Chad and speaking from experience I wouldn't brag about this.
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TopicPeople who break check while they go 15 under the speed limit
CanuckCowboy
07/11/18 9:27:25 PM
#19
bknight posted...
Anyone else learn to drive in So. Cal and never learned about this two lane freeway thing where the left is passing only? For the longest time I never got these arguments about hogging the left lane and using the right to pass and so on and so forth because there are no freeways here that are just two lanes.


Lol Wut?

I currently live in a town of 1500 people and there's a passing lane literally a one minute drive from my house.
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TopicPeople who break check while they go 15 under the speed limit
CanuckCowboy
07/11/18 9:26:04 PM
#18
Don't tailgate then.

I fucking hate peiple who go under the limit or use the passing lane for not passing.... But tailgaters are possibly even bigger dicks.
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Topic"Millennials" isn't a real generation.
CanuckCowboy
07/10/18 8:26:00 PM
#40
Conflict posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Conflict posted...
This topic is especially weird because if you look up "millennials" the first thing you see is "also known as Generation Y"

What makes us "millennials"? Existing during Y2K just like the previous two generations?


Coming of age around the year 2000 probly. Also who cares? It's just another term for the same thing.

"Coming of age." Okay. That's really grasping at straws.


It's not complicated

You grew up around the beginning of the millennium


Exactly.
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TopicYou may provide me with a product or a service and I will compensate you for it.
CanuckCowboy
07/10/18 8:23:49 PM
#6
Deal. The product is an art piece consisting of a single milk jug I stabbed a few times.

You will pay me 50 dollars for it.
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Topic"Millennials" isn't a real generation.
CanuckCowboy
07/10/18 8:17:37 PM
#38
Orlando_Jordan posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Conflict posted...
This topic is especially weird because if you look up "millennials" the first thing you see is "also known as Generation Y"

What makes us "millennials"? Existing during Y2K just like the previous two generations?


Coming of age around the year 2000 probly. Also who cares? It's just another term for the same thing.

"Coming of age." Okay. That's really grasping at straws.


If you say so bud.

Why does this bug you so much?
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Topic"Millennials" isn't a real generation.
CanuckCowboy
07/10/18 8:10:28 PM
#36
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Conflict posted...
This topic is especially weird because if you look up "millennials" the first thing you see is "also known as Generation Y"

What makes us "millennials"? Existing during Y2K just like the previous two generations?


Coming of age around the year 2000 probly. Also who cares? It's just another term for the same thing.
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TopicWho else knew Stipe was going down?
CanuckCowboy
07/10/18 8:07:35 PM
#15
dbf50 posted...
Snack posted...
dbf50 posted...
nicklebro posted...
It's pretty clear Jones never cheated


Yeah besides failing a drug test for steroids

the tested amount of steroids was so low it wouldnt even benefit him. it was cut with his yay. dudes a cokehead.


That's not indicative of how much he took, just how much got caught with. He also got caught with the shit you use to avoid being caught with steroids in your system. He's a proven cheater.


This. Steroids don't just stay in your system forever at the same level. Lol.

Also notice how no one ever even fucking heard of cutting coke with dbols or whatever the fuck the claim is until now?
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TopicSlain teen's body posed with videogames and Doritos
CanuckCowboy
07/10/18 8:05:40 PM
#7
Good thing Im white cause otherwise my expectations would have been racist. >_>
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TopicMFW I applied to one job today
CanuckCowboy
07/10/18 8:03:24 PM
#10
HashtagTartarus posted...
REMercsChamp posted...

What happens when the final $1900 runs out and you don't have a job


That's highly unlikely. I haven't tried all that hard to get a job until today.


Ummm you still didn't exactly try that hard.
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TopicSacha Baron Cohen disguised himself as a disabled US veteran to interview Palin
CanuckCowboy
07/10/18 7:38:23 PM
#7
How can he sleep at night knowing bristol thinks he's a shit person?
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TopicIf your girl is being talked to by another guy....
CanuckCowboy
07/09/18 9:08:20 AM
#12
Tc so damaged he doesn't even know wtf he's saying.
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TopicAge plus balding and greying status?
CanuckCowboy
07/08/18 12:23:51 PM
#11
35 no grey receding hairline but I've been shaving my head for ten years anyways.
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TopicWhy do I feel so short as a borderline 5'11 male?
CanuckCowboy
07/07/18 2:29:01 PM
#2
Your personal insecurity.
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TopicHow can anyone be surprised that the step-sibling fetish is popular?
CanuckCowboy
07/07/18 12:16:21 PM
#2
Did you.... Have kids with your stepsister?
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TopicWoman arrested after going on a racist rant on a bus
CanuckCowboy
07/07/18 11:35:16 AM
#55
I was gonna do exactly that but it seemed like too much work.

Good job Darth
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TopicJust started Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen (XB1) for the first time.
CanuckCowboy
07/06/18 8:47:01 PM
#19
I don't have much to say except it's a great game and assassins and magic archers rule.
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TopicIs Country Roads a sad song?
CanuckCowboy
07/06/18 8:42:09 PM
#11
Nearly midnight in Honolulu is a sad song.

Hurt is a sad song (cash version obvs)
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TopicMy T is too high.
CanuckCowboy
07/06/18 8:40:47 PM
#9
solosnake posted...
Interesting study, I guess this proves Testosterone actually does make you dumber. The Jocks vs nerds debate just got real science


Using this logic women are automatically smarter. Not sure I buy that either.
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TopicA 10/10 girl walks up to you and starts groping you sexually...
CanuckCowboy
07/05/18 11:26:44 PM
#17
Results are surprisingly reasonable.

I had a 6 to 7 do it once. It was off-putting as fuck. Forward is good. Molestery is bad.
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TopicRemember the Road Rash games?
CanuckCowboy
07/05/18 10:35:14 PM
#8
Fuck yes. And the wild thing code.
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Topicwhat happened to gavi
CanuckCowboy
07/05/18 10:34:42 PM
#69
-Gavirulax- posted...
StanZarnack posted...
(his need to humiliate others with his butt on camrra, over and over).


Bottom feeders be bottom feeders, lol. <3


I'm not sure if this means him, them, or is self referential....
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Topicsitting here on my couch with joestarr, ask us anything
CanuckCowboy
07/05/18 10:33:06 PM
#282
On the one hand I mean responses is the obvious answer but really....

It's weird to make a topic about that.

"we are both people whose existence many people on CE are aware of. and we are in the same place."

... K?
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TopicI just finished watch The Last Jedi. Why did people not like it?
CanuckCowboy
07/04/18 9:03:39 PM
#21
Dash_Harber posted...
Makeveli_lives posted...
Nerds and racist and sexists


This.

It had some flaws but it was a solid entry into the franchise. People where mad for a handful of reasons;
- They think having female characters play important roles is pandering.
- They think having minority characters play important roles is pandering.
- They think the First Order should have suicidally jumped into the escaping ship despite them having zero reason to do so.
- They think that Luke should have been the exact same person he was 30 years prior (which is incredibly ironic, given that would make him a blatant Mary Sue, a criticism often levied against Rey).
- They think Luke and Anakin weren't Mary Sues but Rey is (or simply put, they are blind to pre-existing flaws in the franchise because of nostalgia).
- They wanted Poe to be a Mary Sue.
- They wanted Rey to turn out to be Obi-Wan's child, Luke's child, or some other fan theory heavily based on their favorite parts of the EU. This also applies to how they wanted Snoke to turn out to be some EU Sith character.


Brevity is key to trolling. For next time bud.
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TopicI was able to save 4k from my salary last month!
CanuckCowboy
07/04/18 8:01:02 PM
#60
glitteringfairy posted...
PIITB415 posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Must be nice.


It really is. Living debt free is the goal everyone should strive for.

I have no debt but your saving more than twice what I make so fuck off friend


I have minimal debt but also lol saving?

Not these days. Strange how much easier it was when I made 13k a month.
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TopicIs taking creeper shots of hot girls illegal?
CanuckCowboy
07/04/18 7:44:31 PM
#11
No... but if some guy comes up and threatens to smack ya ya definitely had it coming.
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TopicI just finished watch The Last Jedi. Why did people not like it?
CanuckCowboy
07/04/18 7:43:05 PM
#5
I have no problem with Rose but it just had a lot of dumb shit going on. It's in no way a terrible movie but it's also in no way a good one.

My biggest gripe had to be what it did with Luke. Magic Leia was dumb as fuck but it was brief and therefore easy enough to ignore.
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TopicStarted The Last Jedi but Luke is being a little bitch
CanuckCowboy
07/03/18 11:05:32 PM
#6
MacadamianNut3 posted...
Chicken_Butt posted...
Thing is, Rey's the new Luke. So Luke has to be the new Yoda. Jedi Master in a self-imposed exile due to previous ill-fated actions teaches the new hope of the galaxy how to do the thing.

Heh. Rey is the new hope. Rey... of hope. She's a ray of hope.

Shut the fuck up

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TopicLet go of the hate in your heart. Watch this instead.
CanuckCowboy
07/02/18 8:57:43 AM
#5
ArtVandelay posted...
shup Wendy. that frog is awesome

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TopicI haven't smoked weed in 3.5 weeks, the dreams are terrible. Till crying...
CanuckCowboy
07/02/18 8:08:07 AM
#25
I didn't realize how empathetic Darren till is.
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Topicdoes it bug you when people call it "military time"?
CanuckCowboy
07/01/18 11:15:11 AM
#19
Hexenherz posted...
There are lots of ways to communicate lots of ideas clearly but that doesn't make it less annoying. Does it bother you if people say "For all intensive purposes", for instance?


If that truly annoys you, you desperately need to stop trying to find reasons to be annoyed.
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TopicThe other day, I was out walking, and saw this hot girl in her late teens...
CanuckCowboy
07/01/18 11:09:43 AM
#14
Sunhawk posted...
No. I used the power of vision. Try it sometime.


Yeah the other day I met some tourists and they thought I was 25. I'm 35.

No one's really that good at judging age by appearance tbh.
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TopicI really think I need some kind of weapon to protect myself around here.
CanuckCowboy
07/01/18 11:08:13 AM
#6
You can buy beat spray at literally every outdoor store around. This topic is absurd.
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TopicIt's kind of insane that marijuana is still illegal...
CanuckCowboy
06/30/18 12:44:45 PM
#16
creativerealms posted...
While Marijuana has some real medical applications don't treat it mike some miracle drug.


No one itt was.
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Topicit should be illegal for men to go topless in public
CanuckCowboy
06/28/18 11:18:33 PM
#30
Topic is backwards af
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