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TopicIs it really possible to read 721 books in a year?
CanuckCowboy
12/30/18 2:13:43 AM
#24
TennTux posted...
billcom6 posted...
TennTux posted...
billcom6 posted...
As someone who has watched 593 movies so far this year, I am going to say no.

Are you gonna get to 600 before Tuesday?

Yes. I will hit 600 by tomorrow.

Last year I watched 518 so my only real goal was to top that, which I already have done.

Incredible. I think there is a real possibility you have watched more movies than I have in 29 years lol


This. Like just.... How?

I thrive ofof being active but still. A book a day is probs more reasonable to me than a movie a day tbh.
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TopicIs it really possible to read 721 books in a year?
CanuckCowboy
12/30/18 2:11:51 AM
#22
Possible? Yes.

But really if you have a job it ain't happening.
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TopicR.I.P. Paul Walker
CanuckCowboy
12/29/18 10:03:50 PM
#20
TheGoldenEel posted...
Daily reminder that Paul Walker was a (statutory) rapist who pursued and dated a 16 year old when he was 30


Who gaf. Honestly.
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Topicchanged my hair what do you think
CanuckCowboy
12/29/18 7:53:58 PM
#15
Whoah. Are you the kid who used to live near me and beat up his mom once? Not Goggalor.
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TopicWould you take a job as a custodian for $500k per annum?
CanuckCowboy
10/28/18 5:11:15 PM
#27
REMercsChamp posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Imagine being such an insecure prideful little bitch that you wouldn't (obvs this doesn't apply if you're already pulling similar pay).

Is it reasonable that someone doesn't want to clean toilets for a prolonged period of time


Pretty much. I work to live not vice versa. I'd clean toilets exclusively for 500k 40 hour weeks with benefits.
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TopicWould you take a job as a custodian for $500k per annum?
CanuckCowboy
10/28/18 5:06:35 PM
#23
Imagine being such an insecure prideful little bitch that you wouldn't (obvs this doesn't apply if you're already pulling similar pay).
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TopicNative Indians founded America first.
CanuckCowboy
10/27/18 1:12:13 AM
#5
Puglia77 posted...
Native Indians founded India


This.

Native Americans were here before white Europeans colonized but we all knew that already
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TopicDo you like the band Oasis?
CanuckCowboy
10/26/18 10:54:55 PM
#11
First song molly rankin learned on guitar was oasis and molly rules so yes.
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TopicName something not political you hate about your country
CanuckCowboy
10/26/18 10:12:12 PM
#10
Dash_Harber posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
I live in Canada where people think that hockey is the greatest and most important thing in the world.


I was actually going to say that my country only has one sport that we actually succeed at. To be fair, it's a great sport and I really enjoy it, but some off season variety would be nice. Our 'football' is a fucking joke.


CFL is entertaining as fuck.

Also we've done exceptionally well at numerous sports on the world stage based on population. Mma track and field and even stars in baseball and basketball the last decade or so. Exceptionally well.

And since you did the football air quotes you do realize Christine Sinclair is literally on of the best women's soccer players in the history of ever, right?
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TopicName something not political you hate about your country
CanuckCowboy
10/26/18 10:10:15 PM
#9
a-c-a-b posted...
I live in Canada where people think that hockey is the greatest and most important thing in the world.


Hockey is great though. Also I feel like that's not even true. It's a stereotype for a reason but it's maybe 50-60% that really love hockey.
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TopicWas "Snapchat" a thing when you were in highschool?
CanuckCowboy
10/26/18 9:52:15 PM
#47
Fucking internet was only barely a thing when I started HS. Even YouTube didn't exist until after I graded.
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TopicCanadian rapper plummets to his death while recording from the wing of a plane
CanuckCowboy
10/25/18 8:31:47 PM
#30
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Menardii posted...
Cornmuffins posted...
Damn, just imagine falling to your death knowing there's nothing you can do

From that high it'd probably be pretty peaceful. After you get over the initial terror, you just relax and accept your fate.

Nah homie


C'mon who needs more than 5 seconds tototally come to terms with their imminent death.
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TopicCanadian rapper plummets to his death while recording from the wing of a plane
CanuckCowboy
10/25/18 8:28:11 PM
#27
Twin3Turbo posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
That happened near me. Didn't even realize he was Canadian though. Twin3Turbo posted...

Im kinda confused here. Exactly how high in the air could they have been if he was walking on the damn wing?


You realize planes fly while people wing walk right? What part of this confuses you? Lol. He's dumb af though. You Don try to wing walk on a Cessna. You do it on a biplane.

Never seen that before honestly but Ill look it up


Yeah it's never done on a Cessna as far as I know but on biplane it's been a thing since forever. A niche to be sure but it's always been around.
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TopicTexas Firefighter gets a YEAR in PRISON for HANGING a Black DOLL outside!!
CanuckCowboy
10/25/18 8:26:12 PM
#7
I mean it's hard to believe he's that clueless so I'm sure it was intended in a racist af evil sorta way....

Still halloween and all. Maybe he is just the dumbest fucker ever.
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TopicCanadian rapper plummets to his death while recording from the wing of a plane
CanuckCowboy
10/25/18 8:24:13 PM
#24
Buzz Killjoy posted...
I'm curious how he was too low to pull his chute and yet high enough that the plane could recover and land. Seems weird but I know nothing about either thing.


Dude I've flown Cessnas. You can pull insane shit in them. So insane a pilot let me do all the tricks and stunts and I was a radio guy. Only hard part of flying a plane is landing tbh. And that's still not that hard.

You gotta be a decent height to have the chute fully deploy and have time to slowbyou to a safe speed.
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TopicCanadian rapper plummets to his death while recording from the wing of a plane
CanuckCowboy
10/25/18 8:22:34 PM
#23
That happened near me. Didn't even realize he was Canadian though. Twin3Turbo posted...

Im kinda confused here. Exactly how high in the air could they have been if he was walking on the damn wing?


You realize planes fly while people wing walk right? What part of this confuses you? Lol. He's dumb af though. You Don try to wing walk on a Cessna. You do it on a biplane.
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TopicWhat are good underrated SNES games?
CanuckCowboy
10/25/18 7:33:58 PM
#65
Conflict posted...
Uniracers


That was a blast tbh.
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TopicWell it was nice not knowing about Hobo Johnson up until now
CanuckCowboy
10/25/18 7:32:52 PM
#8
SSJCAT posted...
every song ive seen from this guy is the exact same thing lol


So he's like childish bambino if childish bambino did nothing but different versions of that one story from that camp song? Except worse?
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TopicWell it was nice not knowing about Hobo Johnson up until now
CanuckCowboy
10/25/18 7:32:09 PM
#7
GregShmedley posted...
Wait, how is that bad?


Well I couldn't stand more than ten seconds of it so....
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TopicCabin in the Woods is such a great deconstruction movie about horror films
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 9:02:34 PM
#3
Dash_Harber posted...
Yeah, it was great.

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TopicDo you like 1980s hip-hop or rap?
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 8:34:16 PM
#20
Damn_Underscore posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
It's the peak of the genre


Early to mid 90s imo.

Prime Pac biggie bone thugs Nas and even Eazy.


I would say late 80s to early 90s, so that includes the 90s as well. But that era doesn't include Melle Mel/Furious Five who could be the best ever.

Gangsta rap has good music but it did so much to ruin the genre.


This is a highly agreeable post.

I should've said late 80s to early 90s.
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TopicHow do you cook a hotdog?
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 8:02:46 PM
#8
Grill is best imo. There are many ways.
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TopicDo you like 1980s hip-hop or rap?
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 8:01:49 PM
#13
Damn_Underscore posted...
It's the peak of the genre


Early to mid 90s imo.

Prime Pac biggie bone thugs Nas and even Eazy.
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TopicDo you like 1980s hip-hop or rap?
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 8:01:14 PM
#12
Some of it. I don't get how you can ask this question seriously about any genre tbh. Some is good some sucks balls.... The ratio is all that changes.
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TopicDo you smoke regularly?
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 7:38:22 PM
#12
DoubleOSnake posted...
EnragedSlith posted...
Cigarettes. Interested in cigars, though not inhaling seems weird. Need to get back into vaping to replace my car smoking with it

you don't inhale with cigars?


Not by design no.
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TopicDo you smoke regularly?
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 7:37:52 PM
#10
TiamatLover posted...
No, switched to vaping nearly 3 years ago.

I still light up the very occasional cigarette (maybe one every few months), just for a change. I tend to very quickly remember why I don't do that very often.


Like vaping is even significantly better.

Taking into account how fucking lame it is its arguably worse.
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Topic$50 million after tax, but you die in 10 years
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 7:35:49 PM
#20
CE is emo as fuck. Pathetic tbh. Lol.

I'm 36 and fuck no. Get back to me at like 65.
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Topic20 million but you have to fight people to Michael jackson's "Beat it"
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 6:29:15 PM
#15
Who am I fighting?

Cause fedor not hitting that hard would still wreck my face.
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TopicDoes anyone remember a TV show called 'The Critic'?
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 6:27:51 PM
#3
I do.... But I would have sworn Matt groening was involved.
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TopicYou know, I never knew it was illegal to walk around in public with alcohol.
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 6:26:39 PM
#13
a-c-a-b posted...
It's a stupid law. I've gotten 4 drinking in public tickets in the past 10 years.


I got one when I was like 19.

The bs thing was it was literally just coke. I tried arguing my case and the cop got pissed and told me he's not stupid and he can smell the liquor.

Later I decided he'd just had way too much to drink the night before.
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Topicthose who have super low self-esteem
CanuckCowboy
10/24/18 6:24:59 PM
#18
No idea.

My buddies gf is always telling me how easily I could get girls. I don't see myself that way though so it doesn't really change a thing for me. I mean I still get laid but according to some girls I know I should be able to get a great girl anytime I want. Funny how all the girls who say it are married or in ltrs with someone else though.
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Topic$10 million dollars but you have to go on one date with a random CEgal
CanuckCowboy
10/23/18 2:38:32 PM
#13
Can I do one impressive thing on a date specifically designed around that one thing and which she's clearly gonna hate overall?

"watch me try to feeble grind this 5 foot rail off this loading dock for two hours K? Also note the rocks I gotta hop over to even get to that rail."

Ill hit it eventually barring horrible injury.
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TopicThe awkward etiquette of iPad tipping
CanuckCowboy
10/23/18 1:27:48 PM
#17
eston posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
eston posted...
But even when you sign,you have to draw a line through the tip prompt. How is this more awkward than that? People are weird

No you don't

Yes you do

Even places like Moe's have a tip line on the receipt they give you to sign


I've never seen that outside of a sit down restaurant with actual wait staff. The tip option on debit or iPad payments is even at coffee shops where the staff never leave the counter.
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TopicLets post things Canadians say.
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 10:53:12 PM
#38
InYourWalls1 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
InYourWalls1 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Out for a rip are ya bud?


Hundy p buddy ferda


GIVE YER FUCKIN BALLS A TUG BUD


FIGHT ME SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Three things: I hit you, you hit the floor, I fuck your mom again


Yer mom loves butt play like I love hagen daaz. Let's get some ice cream.
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TopicLets post things Canadians say.
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 10:47:46 PM
#33
Tupacrulez posted...
Listen here big shoots.

Pump the brakes; you take your shirt off for a fight but leave your sunglasses on? What sort of backwards fucking padgentry is that? You going to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.net?

Sure as Jesus wears sandals

Sure as Gods got sandals

Is a ducks ass watertight?

Does a ducks boner drag weeds?

Pump the brakes bout 15, 20%


What fucking satanic clown orgy did you crawl out of?
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TopicLets post things Canadians say.
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 10:47:14 PM
#31
InYourWalls1 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Out for a rip are ya bud?


Hundy p buddy ferda

Tupacrulez posted...
InYourWalls1 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Out for a rip are ya bud?


Hundy p buddy ferda


GIVE YER FUCKIN BALLS A TUG BUD


Imma need you to dial it down about 30% over there squirrelly Dan.
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Topic'Horse ball shrinkage in RDR 2 doesn't really improve the video game experience'
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 9:53:13 PM
#25
The fuck it doesnt.
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TopicAll I wanna do is eat ice chips
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 9:49:44 PM
#59
Ice is slang for meth. Coincidence?
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TopicObama: "the biggest threat to our democracy is apathy"
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 8:29:01 PM
#39
HypnoCoosh posted...
Lol at Obama and his lack of relevancy.

Loser president.


Yeah he should've somehow scrapped law and become a dictator. Loser.
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TopicRoman reigns has cancer :(
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 8:25:01 PM
#10
Fucking shitty. Fuck cancer.

I haven't followed wwe since the attitude era but damn that sucks.
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TopicMy Gf's birthday is friday.
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 8:05:49 PM
#6
Wait so you haven't tried yer hand out yet?

Oh tc deleted before I could quote. That's why it wouldn't work.
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TopicObama: "the biggest threat to our democracy is apathy"
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 8:02:56 PM
#30
Apathy and love of material shit is the o Ly reason our society can exist and function as it does tbh.
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TopicNYPD boss accused of stuffing her panties in co-worker's mouth
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 8:02:07 PM
#20
Killmonger posted...
It's all fun and games until the roles are reversed. With that said, is it bad that I find this to be arousing?


Nah do you bro.

I mean I don't get it but if it works for ya it works.
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TopicHave you ever met someone who said dino bones were put in the ground
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 8:01:28 PM
#13
Garrmanarnarr posted...
A girl with big boobs on youtube told me paleontologist don't recover actual fossils but fragments and put together giant monsters called dinosaurs


Wow. Just realized how hard that job is. Gotta be a bitch to find enough cow bones or whatever to accurately recreate a t rex.
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TopicNYPD boss accused of stuffing her panties in co-worker's mouth
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 8:00:15 PM
#17
Smashingpmkns posted...
Kinda hot tbh


And I thought I was a sub... ffs no.
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TopicNYPD boss accused of stuffing her panties in co-worker's mouth
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 7:58:12 PM
#15
Anony1125 posted...
Detective Victor Falcon.


Or given an acting job as a soap opera badboy
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TopicNYPD boss accused of stuffing her panties in co-worker's mouth
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 7:57:23 PM
#14
KlownArt posted...
Doesn't sound that serious. If anything, the concern is on the emotional state of the boss and not the act itself.


Odd attempt at separating the actions from the reasons tbh. They're both really fucked up. That shit would be an instant firing at any job I've ever worked from radio to construction.
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TopicHave you ever met someone who said dino bones were put in the ground
CanuckCowboy
10/22/18 7:52:46 PM
#10
Same boat as you tc. I've heard it's a thing. Never met anyone who believed it.
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