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Jean dawson.

That pjc is awesome. I need one of those.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/3/AANJGaAAD0DR.jpg

Guy has good taste.

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Listen human im sick of water every single day. I need a caffeine jolt too.

spikethedevil posted...

So did he grab the belt?

He smacked it and then did a moonsault onto the poodle. My phone just inconveniently died but I swear its definitely true!

Doing some work up in the attic. Lol.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/4/AANJGaAADzrO.jpg

I'd taste like labbat blue dry marinated shit meat. But also yeah its be better in an air fryer.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Well godamnit now I wanna fry something tonight but im too lazy. Actually I only have chicken strips so im just gonna throw those fucks in the oven and watch Better Call Saul.

They'd be better in an air fryer

Air fryers are amazing.

Dawn? Man I wish I could sleep till sun up.

Did today.

Anyone ever watch creepy text theater?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/8/AANJGaAADvC4.jpg
Left his two different foods on the fridge and he immediately leapt up and gave me this look like "really?"

His bowl is kept full but he has a thing for going after the bags so usually they're kept tucked away safe.

Seriously the voice on the girl i worked with today was like something from a cartoon. Like a super annoying toddler's cartoon voice. And she wouldn't shut the fuck up about going to nursing school and telling me all this inane irrelevant shit.

AND she sucks as a care aide. Slow as fuck and doesn't even do care well. And she was trying to give me tips to be better all day.

Done work got whiskey and beer. And the girl booked a hotel room and bought me booze and is taking me for dinner.

Talk about a 180 on the day. That was probly my worst day at work since starting this career. Or at least the worst when I wasn't pulled to the serious behavioral unit for a day. Probky just the worst though.

Smackems posted...

Sorry bud. Know the feeling

Thanks.

Fuck this job is the worst when you're just pissed off at the world. Also I wish I was working alone. The younger one called in which I half expected honestly but the partner I got is the most useless and annoying person I've worked with yet.

Holy fuck is this ever one of those days. I fuckin hate my life right about now.

"Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is tto understand cricket." ~johnny nutcase i think.

Fuckin tell me johnny doesn't look like Casey Jones circa 1990

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/9/AANJGaAADu4l.jpg

KhlavicLanguage posted...

pretty sure being a really skinny white dude over 5'10" is as easy-mode as it gets, they're definitely not limited to overweight women

which makes it all the more perplexing really

Since when to girls tend to like skinny dudes? Fit yeah but scrawny? Nope.

Muniz also became a professional race car driver. At least for a bit

MabusIncarnate posted...

Johnny's calling in life is the next Fabio

Original tmnt Casey Jones with a little mutch hedberg thrown in imo.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

@CanuckCowboy Take that ya dirty rat.

I'll come down there johnny. Don't make me come down there.

itd be a hell of a drunken adventure thpugh

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

@CanuckCowboy @a-c-a-b

Well?

I just say goodnight and crash out. >_>

Its over 15 bucks here with tax and deposit.

3 labbatt blue drys are 12 and the equivalent of like 9 beers.

Nah I go with labbat blue dry 735ml cans.

Decentish beer and cheap and effective. Only ever saw em in two places but ones right next door so...

One year going to a music festival stateside I ran into some Americans going the same way at a Walmart and they were like "dude don't waste money on bud Weiser you gotta get keystone" and I was like "dude the keystone in my country costs 50% more than the budweiser here imma splurge."

Also i dont even really like bud but its kinda my definition of average beer.

Zikten posted...

Well looks like nobody will be kneeling after all

Someone's gonna be but not the other prisoners.

Stella is good but I'm a bang for the buck kinda guy to a point. If I wanna spend more ill go uni broue or something local.

Thanks to the covid my last lay check was 200 bucks but I didn't even expect that so yay 200 bucks. Forgot there was a stat in there.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

*rolls eyes*

sounds like you made a wise decision there because that just sounds .... dumb.

oh the ironing!

Yeah she was ridiculous.

She texted me about problems we were having and when I said there were no problems she told me she knew stuff I felt that I didn't realize... so I just didn't respond.

When she finally called and I actually answered I was like this isn't working and she was like I knew it and then told me she wasn't gonna talk to me anymore... except she kept messaging over and over anyways cause clearly it was just an attention thing.

Also how deeply involved she got in 3 weeks was literally insane. Don't tell me you love me in 3 weeks. Jesus.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

all humans aside from sociopaths are "empaths" (a creature capable of empathy). this is not something that needs to be declared.

They think they have super hero levels of empathy and can read emotions people might not even realize they are experiencing.

Some chick I dated for 3 weeks told me that anyways. Theres a reason I was done after 3 weeks.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

I guess calling yourself an empath is the new trendy thing to do. I've been seeing it pop up more and more lately.

Same. I first heard it loke 6 months ago and honestly everyone who claims to be an empath is insufferable

Blbmbr666 posted...

The Rivian was designed and has been rolling off assembly lines in the timeframe between the Cybertruck announcement and it still not being produced yet

Ford's electric F150 checks all the boxes for 'normal truck, just electric' except for the towing range

GM's Hummer is overpriced as all hell but some of those features will trickle down to the Silverado

Telsa gonna get BTFO in the truck market lmfao

The rivian actually seems decent. Way rather one of those than the cyber truck.

I don't really know anything about slafkovsky but if he's what they think he can be he could he a solid winger for bedard one day especially with a bet on the right wing.

Then Suzuki on the second line with Anyone decent is a decent top 6.

Imagine if they got Bedard next draft though.

Tah for after work

Shadowplay posted...

Tiffany comes to mind.

Her and Suzanne vega too.

Null_Gain posted...

Don't do hallucinogens folks

I I refuse to comply... unless I ever start saying shit like this in which case I am gonna immediately become the most straight edge person ever.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/9/AANJGaAADtuN.jpg

Do you think Arnold was natty?

MagnusX posted...

Sorry, should have qualified: chicken burgers and wraps, turkey melts and wraps, egg melts, etc. imo it should have stayed a coffee and baked goods joint, even though I do see lots of people buying meals there. I don't get it.

Oh yeah. I'd agree but also since they stopped baking them at the locations and moved to central distribution the baked goods have gone downhill anyways.

For me its hard cause people are so fucking clingy and needy now. Maybe its an age thing I dunno what it is but I can't handle that level of dependence.

MagnusX posted...

Never liked coffee but I do love their iced cappuccinos.

I do dislike that their general business model switched from coffee/baked goods to burgers after the Yum buyout.

What I've never heard of burgers at tims and I go there fairly often cause its on the way to work.

Indifferent.

Its overrated by a lot of people tho

Ratchetrockon posted...

Woah that song is neat. I didn't know there were sexual ppl in the 1930s

Never heard of the worlds oldest profession?

https://youtu.be/Up06CryWQpE