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TopicIn 22 states you need a six figure income to afford a home
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 7:11:59 PM
#9
TheSuperSilver posted...
Just glad we bought when we did.

The issue is that it'll cost you the total amount the house is worth to fix all that up - ain't nobody got time for that. There's a reason why homes like that are cheap.
A lot of people live in them the way they are.

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TopicIn 22 states you need a six figure income to afford a home
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 7:07:23 PM
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I wonder how they define being able to afford a home. Is it one of those things where you're forbidden from paying more than X% of your income on housing? And what is the lower cutoff of what counts as a house? I've seen plenty of houses for sale in the five digit range, if you're ok with them being tiny, old or having major issues. Does a prefab/modular house count?

Oh hold on, I just noticed you said "home" instead of "house." You really need six figures to buy a single-wide?

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TopicIf you haven't played at least 3 of these 10 games, are you truly a gamer?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:56:55 PM
#38
I've played none of these

NGL, gamers don't really present themselves as a group I want to be associated with.

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TopicAny of you will attend some MLB games this season?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:55:26 PM
#8
No

I don't live near any of the stadiums, and it's just not feasible with two small kids anyway.

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TopicITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:47:58 PM
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Accolon posted...
#31 Snake

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/61c73869.jpg
The legendary treasure hunter Nathan "Nate" Snake

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TopicMorning people need to just get over it tbh
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:46:26 PM
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VGAddict90 posted...
Go to bed at a reasonable hour.

It's not that hard.

RetuenOfDevsman posted...
What makes you think that's up to me, and how is it going to stop things from being scheduled too early in the evening?


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TopicMorning people need to just get over it tbh
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:45:23 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Go to bed at a normal time
What makes you think that's up to me, and how is it going to stop things from being scheduled too early in the evening?

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TopicThe perfect woman but you have to follow three rules.
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:43:01 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Don't get her wet.
Hell no

Even if you're NOT using that as a euphemism.

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TopicMorning people need to just get over it tbh
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:39:53 PM
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We, the not-morning people of the world, set our alarm clocks and zombie our way to work every day. You can suck it up and stay up late enough to let me eat my damn dinner between leaving work and struggling through rush hour to be at your thing you scheduled at the stupid-ass hour of 6 o'clock.

The hell time you even go to bed? 8?

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TopicWhat is the ideal time to eat dinner?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:36:35 PM
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9PM? We have some Europeans in here or something?

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TopicDo wisdom teeth need to be pulled for prevention?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:32:49 PM
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MI4_REAL posted...
Yes, but it takes much longer than 2 weeks. it takes at least 2 months or so for the remaining soft tissue to fully heal after the fact.
I'm going on 14 years and it's still working on closing up.

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TopicITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:31:27 PM
#73
Accolon posted...
#29 Zero Suit Samus

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d8ee2ae7.jpg
Weird, it got the color of the suit wrong.

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TopicHave you gone to a game board in 2024?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:29:29 PM
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Hayame_Zero posted...
I've come across a couple of topics for Rebirth through Google.

I dare not browse the topic lists.
I don't either; I just track the boards for games I've played and new topics come up in my notifications.

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TopicHave you gone to a game board in 2024?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:28:47 PM
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Game boards are actually pretty decent here. Questions about story, or strategies, or even like hurt n heals or corrupt-a-wish or whatever.

But on Steam, for example, it's like

I installed 803 mods and now the game won't run
Add ultrawide you idiots
Somebody help me cheat at multiplayer
Help GPU spiked from 21% to 24%
I'm only getting 115 FPS instead of 120

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TopicI had a friend who pronounced Hoothoot as Hooth-oot
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:17:55 PM
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I've done similar things.

There's an enemy in Final Fantasy 1 whose name is piscodemon. My brain somehow completely missed the "demon" part of it and I called him "piss-COD-eh-mon" for a whole dungeon before I realized it was "pisco demon"

I suppose it was an awkward localization and it was supposed to be "psycho demon" but still.

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TopicITT: I try to recreate the cast of Smash Bros Ultimate using AI
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 6:13:09 PM
#69
Maybe it's just me but most of these are actually pretty impressive. Like 4/5 or so of them, if they showed up at Halloween, I'd know exactly who they were supposed to be.

But it's also funny seeing Peach be literally Elsa with a makeover and Fox be whatshisname from Zootopia.

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TopicLet's list media where the MC isn't the chosen one
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 5:55:23 PM
#57
TES4 Oblivion

Ratchetrockon posted...
The longest journey
That was a pretty satisfying twist.

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TopicDo wisdom teeth need to be pulled for prevention?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 5:47:25 PM
#34
I dunno, my parents wanted me to get mine out so I said ok.

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Topic500 unrealistic and vague video game hybrid ideas
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 5:41:53 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
i want a donkey kong (arcade original) mmorpg roguelike with poker elements
The most disgusting combination

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TopicRepublicans only sell fear,hate and threats
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 5:40:59 PM
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Yeah I've never heard anybody call Republicans "literal Nazis" or say they'll start murdering LGBTs in the streets before.

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TopicHave you ever quit a series because it was too hard?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 5:39:11 PM
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Fire Emblem was stupid hard. I played 7, 8 and Shadow Dragon start to finish, opening every chest, recruiting every ally (except the X-chapter ones in Shadow Dragon) and never losing a single party member before I finally came to my senses and admitted restarting the damn game ten, twenty, thirty times per level was no fun at all and decided not to play any more of them.

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TopicDo you know how to swim?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 5:24:46 PM
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Guide posted...
I got by on doggy paddling my whole life, until my girlfriend-at-the-time decided it would be a good idea to swim out 3 miles past the buoy barrier, where a shark swam past, about 15 feet beneath us. This unlocked something in my animal brain that made me swim like a motherfucker, and I've been great ever since.
Is that the reason she's not your girlfriend anymore?

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TopicDo you know how to swim?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 5:15:41 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
Sounds pretty gross
You probably should shower afterward, yeah. But for the most part it just feels like water.

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Topicwhy is western animation so often deliberately ugly? why so visually repulsive?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 2:13:06 PM
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Because not every show is or is trying to be the one show that you have decided is the golden standard of what good looks like.

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TopicHave you played at least 3 of these 10 90s games? No worries, there's no penalty
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 2:10:26 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Silent Hill

Pokemon Snap

Donkey Kong Country

Mega Man X
I usually bomb these topics because they choose dumb games but I actually got four out of ten this time.

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TopicDo you know how to swim?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 2:06:14 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I do not.

I live smack in the middle of the country. There's never been any reason for me to learn.
It's great for both recreation and exercise.

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TopicI don't do romance stories anyway but it bothers me when the story is
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 1:44:34 PM
#1
One character falling in love with another for reasons that are clearly shown and make sense

And the other just being like sure

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TopicMake up a lame super power
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 12:33:07 AM
#109
DrizztLink posted...
Your eyes start to glow when you are within 200 meters of Greg.

Not all Gregs, just the one specific Greg.

You do not know which Greg.
I like this one

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TopicPeopla that don't put their carts in the cart thingy.
RetuenOfDevsman
04/07/24 12:28:08 AM
#9
Kinda off topic but today I saw a dude who worked at a grocery store pushing an absurd number of carts.

I used to do up to five at a time during my time at a grocery store. Granted, there was a little slope on that parking lot and there wasn't on this one. But this guy seriously must have had AT LEAST ten. And he didn't have one of those pusher machines either. Just muscle. He was leaned WAY in on it. I wasn't sure whether to be sympathetic, impressed or outraged.

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Topicwhy the FUCK is Indian food so good
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 9:06:40 PM
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My guess is they just spawned where all the spices are. But yes, Indian food is DA BOMB.

BTW trying to follow an Indian recipe is pure madness. There will be like 15 ingredients and like 13 will be spices. And like 2 of them will be available at a typical grocery store.

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TopicFavorite Final Fantasy
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 9:05:15 PM
#1
Favorite Final Fantasy

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TopicYou want a hot take? I'll give you a hot fucking take
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 8:21:30 PM
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FolkenRawr posted...
Okay but for real... When was the last time any of y'all watched Temple of Doom. Been about a year for me. It's really lousy
Yeah I remember really liking it as a kid but rewatching it much later it was a little too 90's in all the wrong ways.

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TopicYou want a hot take? I'll give you a hot fucking take
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 8:20:28 PM
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I haven't seen Crystal Skulls, so I dunno about that

But I'm going to take this opportunity to point out that the Temple of Doom opening in Shanghai might just be the best scene in the whole trilogy. It's certainly better than anything else in Temple of Doom, by a long shot.

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Topic$10,000,000 but you can never look at porn again.
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 7:41:45 PM
#2
What's the downside?

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TopicDon't have kids.
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 7:38:04 PM
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inTaCtfuL posted...
Also this topic pisses me off, people are quick to trash the TC without listening to what they had to say. Smh
No, they're right. I'm doing a crappy job and still all I can think about is myself.

TheSuperSilver posted...
I'm a father of a 2 year old daughter.

Talk to us bro - I'm sure you're doing the best you can and that's all you can do. I'm also winging it at this daddy thing and trying to throw in everything good my parents did for me while leaving out the bad.
Problem is my best isn't good enough.

One example, a few days ago I was giving my five year old a bath, and the normal way we rinse is with a small Tupperware we reserve for this. I was trying to get the soap out of his hair, but it's getting so long and thick that it was taking a ton of reps. And every time I do it, he complains about the water getting in his eyes. So I decided to try to put his head under the faucet, but that backfired like a b and he actually got water up his nose. So he's screaming and crying--probably felt to a five year old like drowning.

Another example, a few days ago Mama made quesadillas for dinner--those being my five year old's favorite food--and I grabbed three of them to finish off the second of the four stacks, since they're cut into quarters. So we eat, and my five year old wants more because of course he does, so I get up and go to grab some. Mama says "make sure to get him one without barbecue sauce." That's a thing she does--she makes half of them with barbecue sauce. I had forgotten. Turns out, those were the last of the plain ones, and I had already eaten them all. So he's screaming and crying AGAIN because I ate his dinner, and it was even his favorite food.

And like a million other things just like that. Like, I managed to get through the day yesterday without doing something stupid, and I felt good about that, until I realized how amazingly bad of a standard "didn't screw up for three whole hours" is and than I felt even worse than I did before.

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TopicDon't have kids.
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 6:16:24 PM
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inTaCtfuL posted...
How old are they? And why do you think you'll be happier if they were never born
5 and 2

Mostly because I've spent the last several weeks depressed about how damn bad I am at fatherhood.

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TopicWas THAT Final Fantasy 7 scene SPOILED for you before you played it? *spoilers*
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 6:08:29 PM
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But the Star Wars one and the Citizen Kane one sure as hell were.

Hell I don't even know what sled they're talking about but I sure as hell knows it was called rosebud.

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TopicDid I fuck up mailing a USPS package?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 5:34:03 PM
#8
k1zzl3_82 posted...
yeah, use FedEx
It's better than USPS at least.

My pick would be UPS, personally.

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TopicMTG doesn't understand solar eclipses
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 5:33:13 PM
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Oh look a topic about Magic the Gathering

Oh

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TopicDon't have kids.
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 5:32:14 PM
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I love my boys, of course.

But if I hadn't had them, I'd be none the wiser and a lot happier.

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TopicDid I fuck up mailing a USPS package?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 5:04:40 PM
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Your mistake was using USPS

You might as well have thrown your package in a trash compactor before sending it.

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TopicWas THAT Final Fantasy 7 scene SPOILED for you before you played it? *spoilers*
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 5:00:54 PM
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No, I first played it in 2007, when my Internet use was still pretty much instant message and research papers.

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TopicThe funniest one-liner joke from Futurama?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 4:29:21 PM
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Surprised I haven't seen this one yet:

Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not.

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TopicI've been working on a 3d platformer game (in unity)
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 4:12:19 PM
#176
BucketCat posted...
I thought I'd share my in-progress game. It's a crazy taxi-ish game with two game modes, one is basically crazy taxi, the other is deliveries + shoot 'em up/combat elements where cars from rival restaurants will try to shoot at you, crash into you, set traps, and will even try to race you to the next delivery
it's taken much longer than I originally planned (going on a year, started in mid-April 2023) but I'm pretty excited to finish this and move on to my next planned games (working on one exploration game, one small adventure-ish game) before doing my "big game" (yakuza clone)

still have some things that need polishing, but around 80-90% is pretty much finished
https://imgur.com/Sc4XkV2
That looks really fun tbh

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TopicDid CE create the Disney character Elsa?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 4:10:44 PM
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Foppe posted...
Well, the cross is not in the center.
Ah, so it's not. I had to look at it for a few seconds to notice.

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TopicRepublicans thinks Alexander the Great is woke
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 2:04:51 PM
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But does he actually conquer anything

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TopicWho was Joan of Arc?
RetuenOfDevsman
04/06/24 1:57:07 PM
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She was the one who taught the aerobics class while Chinggis Kahn fought security with sporting goods and So-crates ran around the mall with Freud.

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