Current Events > The funniest one-liner joke from Futurama?

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Prototypic 04/03/24 8:22:18 PM #51:	Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? --- Thus I became a madman. <cite>Prototypic posted [p:979717798] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 04/03/24 8:26:02 PM #52:	"ROBOT HOOOOUSE!" --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:979717866] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"ROBOT HOOOOUSE!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 04/04/24 6:44:49 AM #53:	"...Teddy Bear Junction. The worse scumhole in the galaxy." --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:979724024] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"...Teddy Bear Junction. The worse scumhole in the galaxy." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 04/04/24 7:24:18 AM #54:	Celsius or Fahrenheit? First one. Then the other. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:979724303] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Celsius or Fahrenheit?First one. Then the other. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hejiru 04/04/24 7:26:45 AM #55:	Being a robot is great! But we dont have emotions, and sometimes that makes me sad. --- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. <cite>Hejiru posted [p:979724324] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Being a robot is great! But we dont have emotions, and sometimes that makes me sad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
super_felicia 04/04/24 7:27:44 AM #56:	Aristoph posted... "Bender, honey, we love you." "Shut up, baby, I know it!" pimp struts out the door https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ZdJtJo4Ok It's odd how this and the oh you're Killing me quote is the ones I remember --- I am a mess and Felicia is the cleaner.... <cite>super_felicia posted [p:979724330] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Aristoph posted... </cite><quote>"Bender, honey, we love you.""Shut up, baby, I know it!"pimp struts out the doorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ZdJtJo4Ok</quote>It's odd how this and the oh you're Killing me quote is the ones I remember </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 04/04/24 7:32:07 AM #57:	Yes. The number I was thinking of was the letter M. --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:979724358] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Yes. The number I was thinking of was the letter M. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YugiNoob 04/04/24 7:35:56 AM #58:	Westernwolf4 posted... You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry! This is probably my favorite :3 --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! <cite>YugiNoob posted [p:979724388] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Westernwolf4 posted... </cite><quote>You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!</quote>This is probably my favorite :3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dummy420 04/04/24 7:47:02 AM #59:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a053004e.jpg --- Trying is the first step towards failure, so just dont give it a shot and you cant dissapoint. <cite>dummy420 posted [p:979724506] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a053004e.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hejiru 04/04/24 7:48:51 AM #60:	I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service. --- The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense. <cite>Hejiru posted [p:979724531] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 04/04/24 7:52:57 AM #61:	This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me! --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:979724572] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 04/04/24 8:25:09 AM #62:	"The professy will help! Aaaah, fire indeed hot!" --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:979724880] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"The professy will help! Aaaah, fire indeed hot!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/04/24 8:28:58 AM #63:	Another good one: "You are technically correct: the best kind of correct!" --- I have a signature now so shut up <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979724917] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Another good one:"You are technically correct: the best kind of correct!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueKat 04/04/24 8:50:21 AM #64:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgSOeDKMoMo --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. <cite>BlueKat posted [p:979725128] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgSOeDKMoMo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
philsov 04/04/24 9:24:35 AM #65:	"we're trying our best" "Your best is an idiot!" --- Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense Just know, to me, you're better late than never again. <cite>philsov posted [p:979725611] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"we're trying our best""Your best is an idiot!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 04/04/24 1:53:07 PM #66:	"D-don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in... We kept it gray." --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:979729884] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"D-don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in... We kept it gray." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaldrenthebold 04/04/24 2:46:30 PM #67:	King_Rial posted... "D-don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in... We kept it gray." Lol I can see and hear this entire quote in my mind's eye --- http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut! http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg <cite>Kaldrenthebold posted [p:979730820] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>King_Rial posted... </cite><quote>"D-don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in... We kept it gray."</quote>Lol I can see and hear this entire quote in my mind's eye </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 04/06/24 2:04:32 AM #68:	Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was a train got crashed in New jersey. Want to see? People won't be late for work, though, because the governor lady said, "I'm sending in more trains!" --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:979759191] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Today some bad things happened. One bad thing was a train got crashed in New jersey. Want to see? People won't be late for work, though, because the governor lady said, "I'm sending in more trains!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 04/06/24 2:46:09 AM #69:	For whatever reason, the scene in The Farnsworth Parabox when when the professor replies "I don't care." to Hermes after smashing his hand with a hammer. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:979759430] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>For whatever reason, the scene in The Farnsworth Parabox when when the professor replies "I don't care." to Hermes after smashing his hand with a hammer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima_Fury 04/06/24 2:50:04 AM #70:	"It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!" <cite>Ultima_Fury posted [p:979759456] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 04/06/24 3:01:04 AM #71:	I think it's Bender's, "I never meant to hurt anyone; or help anyone" --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:979759529] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>I think it's Bender's, "I never meant to hurt anyone; or help anyone" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 04/06/24 3:16:06 AM #72:	After reading all these I'm becoming aware of how much Futurama has infected my lexicon. Anyway. Ask not for whom the bone bones, It bones for thee. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:979759614] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>After reading all these I'm becoming aware of how much Futurama has infected my lexicon. Anyway. Ask not for whom the bone bones, It bones for thee. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 04/06/24 11:21:21 AM #73:	Honestly, pretty much everything Zapp Brannigan says. I'm partial to "You win again gravity!" https://youtu.be/2w4Ja_CiaXE?si=IJ3OTDSa-0efHYoR --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:979762889] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Honestly, pretty much everything Zapp Brannigan says. I'm partial to "You win again gravity!" https://youtu.be/2w4Ja_CiaXE?si=IJ3OTDSa-0efHYoR </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 04/06/24 12:36:48 PM #74:	You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they dont pay you or let you go! <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:979764099] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they dont pay you or let you go!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JaiCSC 04/06/24 12:55:24 PM #75:	"No one's saying that. But I'm certainly thinking it loudly." One I use far too often in life. --- I Shot the Sheriff. <cite>JaiCSC posted [p:979764423] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"No one's saying that. But I'm certainly thinking it loudly."One I use far too often in life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mario2000 04/06/24 12:56:24 PM #76:	Do a flip! --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash <cite>mario2000 posted [p:979764444] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Do a flip! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 04/06/24 1:02:01 PM #77:	RetuenOfDevsman posted... "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" This one is just so practical and fits in seamlessly in everyday conversations. But... SilvosForever posted... "Why does Ross, the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?" Like post 9, this one just exists in my head perpetually and comes out when it has absolutely zero relevance to whatever is going on. --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:979764531] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>RetuenOfDevsman posted... </cite><quote>"No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"</quote>This one is just so practical and fits in seamlessly in everyday conversations.But...SilvosForever posted... </cite><quote>"Why does Ross, the largest Friend, simply not eat the other five?"</quote>Like post 9, this one just exists in my head perpetually and comes out when it has absolutely zero relevance to whatever is going on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 04/06/24 2:11:50 PM #78:	It is not uncharted, you lost the chart! <cite>TMOG posted [p:979765661] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 04/06/24 2:53:12 PM #79:	"Harpoon, my ass" "Okay" --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:979766366] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Harpoon, my ass""Okay" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InTheEyesOfFire 04/06/24 2:57:39 PM #80:	Shes built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro. --- "Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?" <cite>InTheEyesOfFire posted [p:979766424] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Shes built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PaintGimmick 04/06/24 3:03:17 PM #81:	To shreds, you say? --- Here for all your hastily crafted, poorly drawn MSPaint needs. <cite>PaintGimmick posted [p:979766531] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>To shreds, you say? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 04/06/24 4:24:09 PM #82:	"Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-7nt_Cav0 --- Bees <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:979767698] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-7nt_Cav0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetuenOfDevsman 04/06/24 4:29:21 PM #83:	Surprised I haven't seen this one yet: Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not. --- I have a signature now so shut up <cite>RetuenOfDevsman posted [p:979767754] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Surprised I haven't seen this one yet:Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kradek 04/06/24 5:38:09 PM #84:	"Something's wrong. Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at!" --- My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use) <cite>Kradek posted [p:979768735] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Something's wrong. Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 04/06/24 5:44:49 PM #85:	Santa Claus Robot : Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile! --- If you're not smart enough to survive, you are basically just food for something smarter. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:979768833] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Santa Claus Robot : Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth_C_Ryu 04/06/24 5:45:09 PM #86:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbyERt0oIM --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted [p:979768841] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRbyERt0oIM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 04/08/24 4:57:45 PM #87:	"...That's coming out of your pay!" --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:979807788] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"...That's coming out of your pay!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LonelyStoner 04/08/24 4:59:39 PM #88:	Hi, Im Ranger Park, Park Ranger. I get it! --- He's all alone through the day and night. <cite>LonelyStoner posted [p:979807824] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Hi, Im Ranger Park, Park Ranger.I get it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonGear80 04/08/24 5:00:38 PM #89:	"Robots don't say "ye"! "I'll show ye..." --- PSN: ArsenalGear, NNID: CrimsonG80, XB GT: CrimsonG80 Last game(s) finished: Robocop: Rogue City (PS5), Star Wars Jedi: Survivor (PS5) <cite>CrimsonGear80 posted [p:979807844] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Robots don't say "ye"!"I'll show ye..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McMarbles 04/08/24 5:20:26 PM #90:	I dont regret this. But I both rue and lament it. --- Currently playing: Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster (Switch) Never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once. <cite>McMarbles posted [p:979808188] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>I dont regret this. But I both rue and lament it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 04/08/24 6:32:45 PM #91:	"But he just said 'Woo'!" "No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat." "WOO!" --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:979809230] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"But he just said 'Woo'!""No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat.""WOO!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 04/11/24 6:52:16 AM #92:	Oh so it's just coincidence that zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? https://youtu.be/HXJJdw7SXqo ~~For your information, it's because hes hideous.~~ --- http://m.youtube.com/TheYoungTurks/videos Bernie>Biden>poo>Trump http://RightWingWatch.org http://reddit.com/r/BreadTube http://fb.me/OccupyDemocrats <cite>Notti posted [p:979850614] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Oh so it's just coincidence that zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely?https://youtu.be/HXJJdw7SXqo For your information, it's because hes hideous. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultima_Fury 04/11/24 6:59:02 AM #93:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6REm7BGWrA <cite>Ultima_Fury posted [p:979850666] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6REm7BGWrA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 04/13/24 10:26:11 AM #95:	"Look, the sun's going down! I can switch to hard liquor!" --- The world may be going to Hell, but I am personally awash with convenience. <cite>DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC posted [p:979886136] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>"Look, the sun's going down! I can switch to hard liquor!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ClayGuida 04/13/24 10:28:58 AM #96:	Don't let the door hit you on the way out, cause I don't want ass prints on my new door! --- lolAmerica <cite>ClayGuida posted [p:979886165] in The funnie... [t:80738146]...</cite> <quote>Don't let the door hit you on the way out, cause I don't want ass prints on my new door! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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