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Topic | Would you get surgery so you can poop out your wiener? |
Trumble 03/23/24 11:55:48 PM #5 | Where do the farts come from in this scenario?
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Topic | The size of some games has become absurd. |
Trumble 03/23/24 11:53:29 PM #29 | LeoRavus posted...
Horizon Forbidden West took up like 125gb on my PC.If you don't want to fork out for a larger SSD, get a large HDD and store games you aren't playing currently on there. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Remember that things don't fall toward the earth. |
Trumble 03/23/24 11:10:27 PM #10 | LeoRavus posted...
How is earth rushing up to meet an object falling in the US and an object falling in Australia at the same time?Australia doesn't really exist. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | BREAKING NEWS: Supposedly YEETED From ROGUE OFFICE SUPPLY |
Trumble 03/23/24 11:08:37 PM #3 | UPDATE: The Great Office Supply Defenestration - Motive STILL A Mystery!
Following up on our earlier breaking news, the saga of the rogue office supply continues to baffle authorities. As you may recall, a lone office item (make and model still unidentified) was launched from a third-story window in a dramatic display of office rage (or perhaps, clumsy handling?). New details have emerged, however, that only deepen the mystery. Security footage, obtained by our intrepid investigative team (that's me, guys, using the free snacks in the break room as leverage), reveals some truly bizarre pre-yeeting behavior. The footage shows a seemingly ordinary workday. Desks are occupied, phones are ringing, the usual symphony of office noise. Then, around 10:33 am, a lone figure (identified only as "Kevin from Accounting") approaches a supply closet. Kevin enters the closet, and for a concerning three minutes and forty-two seconds, absolute pandemonium erupts from within. We're talking muffled screams, flying staplers, the rhythmic thump of what could be a Swingline hole puncher against the drywall. Then, silence. Kevin emerges, looking slightly disheveled but otherwise unscathed. He glances around casually, then reaches back into the closet and retrieves... a brightly colored rubber chicken? He examines it for a moment, shrugs, and places it back on the shelf. Moments later, the aforementioned office supply goes flying past the window, narrowly missing a particularly enthusiastic delivery guy on his Segway. What does this mean? Was Kevin battling a rogue chicken possessed by the spirit of a disgruntled office worker from the past? Did the stapler finally rise up against its human oppressors, leading a glorious, albeit short-lived, revolution? Theories abound. Some speculate the ejected item was, in fact, a high-powered office laser pointer Kevin used to chase a rogue spider he mistook for a deadly assassin spider (because apparently, Kevin from Accounting has seen way too many spy movies). Others believe Kevin stumbled upon a portal to a parallel dimension entirely composed of rubber chickens, and the one he retrieved was merely a nesting doll of epic proportions. The authorities remain tight-lipped, offering only that they are "investigating all avenues" and that "no rubber chickens were harmed in the making of this incident." This, of course, only fuels the conspiracy theorists who are now claiming a government cover-up involving sentient office supplies and a top-secret project codenamed "Operation Clip-It." In the meantime, office workers across the globe are on edge. Staplers are being eyed with suspicion, hole punchers are being triple-checked for signs of sentience, and rubber chickens are being kept at a safe distance. Who knows what office supply will be next? Will it be the humble paperclip, finally snapping under the pressure of holding together endless TPS reports? Or perhaps the ever-watchful coffee pot, brewing a revolution one lukewarm cup at a time? Only time will tell. But one thing is for sure: the days of taking office supplies for granted are over. We live in a world where staplers can plot, rubber chickens can be portals, and even the most innocuous paperclip can harbor a dream of defenestration. Stay safe out there, folks. And remember, never underestimate the power of a good quality rubber band. You never know when you might need to fashion a makeshift slingshot to defend yourself from a rogue pencil sharpener. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Remember that things don't fall toward the earth. |
Trumble 03/23/24 11:05:47 PM #7 | How do farts and their "antigravity" properties fit into this theory?
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Topic | BREAKING NEWS: Supposedly YEETED From ROGUE OFFICE SUPPLY |
Trumble 03/23/24 11:04:07 PM #1 | Just moments ago, in a shocking turn of events, a rogue office supply was yeeted out of a 3-story window here in [insert generic location].
Reports are supposedly conflicting, with some eyewitnesses claiming the incident was accidental, while others point to a disgruntled employee with a grudge against office equipment. Police are currently on the scene investigating, and we'll have more information as it becomes available. Stay tuned!!!! --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Show us your cute pets. |
Trumble 03/23/24 10:59:41 PM #16 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/95c5b051.jpg
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Topic | Rumor: Resident Evil 9 may be open world |
Trumble 03/23/24 9:37:58 PM #58 | Plot twist: It's gonna be a deck builder.
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Topic | "Just draw the ABCs with your tongue" |
Trumble 03/23/24 8:58:58 PM #39 | Just put your butt right up against it and rip a huge fart. Always worked for me.
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Topic | Apparently you can't be racist towards "white" people? |
Trumble 03/23/24 5:48:24 PM #17 | Racism towards white people absolutely can be, and is, a thing. However, even more so than most similar accusations, it's horrifically overused. A movie having a non-white main character is not racism towards whites. Other cultures being allowed to maintain their practices (as long as we're not talking human rights violations like FGM) is not racism towards whites. Etc.
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Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/23/24 5:46:23 PM #417 | ButteryMales posted...
U.S. was first past the post since the beginning.It's not an automatic fix, but it would enable other options to exist if a third party could be elected. Which on a side note, it actually can be if people damn well vote for one. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Conspiracy theory: GameFAQs mods you more harshly if you use an ad blocker. |
Trumble 03/23/24 5:13:51 PM #11 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Look, they're trying to throw us off. AssultTank probably just has some other trick to avoid moderations. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Conspiracy theory: GameFAQs mods you more harshly if you use an ad blocker. |
Trumble 03/23/24 5:12:49 PM #9 | ssb_yunglink2 posted...
Ive made some pretty harsh insults against people (even tho i believe they deserved it) and have never gotten banned. If youre not posting racist or otherwise deplorable things, youre probably gonna get a few moderations and be on your way in most cases.Found the user who doesn't have AdBlock. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Conspiracy theory: GameFAQs mods you more harshly if you use an ad blocker. |
Trumble 03/23/24 5:06:51 PM #5 | StealThisSheen posted...
Preconceived notions like your post history?Yes, specifically whether you've indicated use of an adblocker or not. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Conspiracy theory: GameFAQs mods you more harshly if you use an ad blocker. |
Trumble 03/23/24 5:02:15 PM #3 | Naysaspace posted...
no but they will mod you more harshly based on preconceived notions.Preconceived notions about your use of an adblocker, no doubt. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Conspiracy theory: GameFAQs mods you more harshly if you use an ad blocker. |
Trumble 03/23/24 5:00:54 PM #1 | I mean, do YOU know anyone who doesn't use one and got banned (without posting something really severe and blatant, eg. porn).
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Topic | Ukraine War Topic Part XII |
Trumble 03/23/24 4:58:47 PM #149 | ROBANN_88 posted...
they say they caught some of them as they were trying to escapeIt's most likely that ISIS really did do it, and Russia is trying to fabricate a narrative that it was actually Ukraine. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Remember how oppressive the pandemic was |
Trumble 03/23/24 4:57:57 PM #36 | TheGoldenEel posted...
I mean I get your point TC but it also depends on where you livedYeah, this. It was absolutely justified and necessary, and was the right thing to do in the circumstances, but it did also have a very oppressive feel to it. Extreme situations call for extreme measures, that's just reality. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/23/24 4:52:05 PM #412 | MrMolinaro posted...
When one side is trying to starve refugees and the other is trying to stop weapons transfers to the people bombing the refugees, its safe to say that both sides arent the same. While I will grant that both parties are disappointing on the issue, just as with every other possible topic, both sides is a lazy false equivalence.On the other hand, when the second side is only talking the talk and not delivering any actual action to stop weapons transfers, and has even explicitly facilitated weapons transfers on several occasions... both sides becomes very, very valid again. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Memes 46 |
Trumble 03/23/24 4:50:51 PM #186 | I think there are some external hosts for which embedding is supported, that support GIFs.
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Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/23/24 4:34:53 PM #408 | MrMolinaro posted...
Both sides is never an intelligent response.Wrong. It's often used in an unintelligent manner, but in a case like this where one side is openly supporting Israel and the other is saying they don't while still very much supporting them behind closed doors, it is perfectly correct to be calling out both sides. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/23/24 4:42:23 AM #363 | CommonStar posted...
Because it was a PR Stunt by Biden in an election year that didn't actually call for a ceasefire which those countries saw right through. Like I said, it left the option open for Israel to continue their ongoing genocide while America continues to provide them the arms to do so.Vetoing it also leaves that option open. Passing something is better than passing nothing, as long as it doesn't have any sneaky clauses that enable things (rather than just failing to block everything). It doesn't prevent passing the next one calling for an actual ceasefire too. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/23/24 2:23:36 AM #358 | CommonStar posted...
The resolution didn't go far enough nor did it call for an immediate and sustained ceasefire.No, and a further one would be needed, but there was still no downside to letting it pass while continuing to push for an even better one. Heck, they even could've abstained so that it would pass but they could still send a message that they don't think it's enough. This isn't a case where supporting this one means you can't support an even better one, or where it comes with nasty side effects. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/23/24 12:35:52 AM #355 | Takuya_Lee posted...
Then they're idiots who can't read the room. The US just called for a ceasefire. That's a giant neon sign saying to not go thru with it.The US needs to make explicit threats rather than just saying don't do this. It should be "don't do this or we put a total embargo on trade with you", or "don't do this or we bomb you". Not just "don't do this" with no incentive for them to actually stop. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Boutta eat my first HRT (AMA) |
Trumble 03/22/24 10:02:18 PM #35 | Ever lit a fart?
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Topic | Keep laughing, zoomers. Pretty soon YOU'LL be the boomers. |
Trumble 03/22/24 10:01:52 PM #11 | Nah, boomers are uniquely arrogant in a way that goes far beyond the typical "old people can't adapt". There's a reason you don't see the same issues nearly as often with people from the previous or following generation.
We might reach the age they are now, but very few of us will be like them. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | ISIS claims credit for Moscow attack |
Trumble 03/22/24 9:55:03 PM #10 | Senta posted...
I feel like ISIS claims credit for anything. Someone sneezes at an inconvenient moment? ISIS did it.There haven't been a particularly significant number of cases where ISIS have claimed responsibility but then been found to not actually be responsible. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | BREAKING: Major mass shooting + fire in Moscow; death toll rising |
Trumble 03/22/24 7:37:18 PM #93 | DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC posted...
Not to make light of the situation, but I can't be the only person who saw this story and immediately thought "Remember: no Russian."Understandable as a first impression, I think that's what most people thought at first, but nope, seems it was ISIS. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Murder of innocent people really makes me question... |
Trumble 03/22/24 7:34:59 PM #26 | When you realize that "God" is just an excuse that wannabe authoritarians cling to in order to legitimize themself rather than something people genuinely believe in, especially among those in positions of religious authority, it makes much more sense.
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Topic | Someone I know is farting for religious purposes |
Trumble 03/22/24 6:11:00 PM #1 | I totally respect that but she says she cant poop until sunset? Is that normal? That seems dangerous and she feels like a shit.
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Topic | The Hamster website is now also blocking access in Texas due to new porn laws. |
Trumble 03/22/24 5:44:13 PM #15 | DrizztLink posted...
I'm gonna start typing porn sites with a .gov domain, see if that gets me modded.If it's an actual link that takes you to a porn site, it will. Otherwise it probably won't. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Ukraine War Topic Part XII |
Trumble 03/22/24 5:31:52 PM #138 | ROBANN_88 posted...
there's apparently some Boom Boom going on in MoscowOnly thing I could find was Crocus City Hall, but that doesn't sound remotely like Ukraine's MO, and I'd sincerely hope Ukraine didn't pull anything like that. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Has any RPG managed to solve the final boss difficulty problem? |
Trumble 03/22/24 5:30:02 PM #31 | pinky0926 posted...
Yeah I guess so. I just got done with a replay of FFX and it's amazing how much of a jump there is between the final boss and the endgame bosses.Except by using Zanmato (the game's one hit kill against literally anything move) on his second form, it's impossible to kill him in less than 3 hits even at max stats due to his HP and the damage cap. ;) --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/22/24 5:28:02 PM #348 | Hornezz posted...
Russia and China veto US resolution calling for immediate cease-fire in GazaTheir claim is that it doesn't go far enough. Which is true, but also no reason not to adopt it so there's at least something. It's not a case where adopting it means sacrificing other things, in this case it literally is a binary choice "yes" or "no". --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Why don't we make anti-nuke armor out of cockroaches? |
Trumble 03/22/24 8:35:56 AM #1 | We could also make nuke-proof buildings by integrating cockroaches into the structures.
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Topic | How to reduce carjackings to zero overnight: |
Trumble 03/22/24 8:30:54 AM #1 | Stop calling them carjackings and call them something else. Now there are no more carjackings!
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Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/22/24 5:37:21 AM #331 | SHRlKE posted...
You guys make some fair points re: sanctions but I'm uncomfortable at the notion that we shouldn't be condoning Israel getting attacked. We absolutely should be.I mean, it should be on the table. But if there's a good chance of sanctions getting the desired result, then I think it's very fair to say that should be tried first. Not because Netanyahu or the IDF should be safe, but because the Israeli civilians should be; and while the outcome for them would be nowhere near as horrific as it is for Palestinians, there would still be civilian casualties in an attack. And it's preferable if that can be avoided. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Video games should be fun. Not lectures on white man bad. |
Trumble 03/22/24 5:08:55 AM #97 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Not even that. The first one had "Jew" as a class, akin to Fighter or Mage etc, and tbh it was probably the most OP class. The second one labelled the part of the character select where you choose your skin color as a "difficulty selector", but the only things that picking hard (which of course, was the darkest tone of black) affected were how much money you start with; whether a certian boss gets hurt or healed when she eats your character; and whether or not --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | I can't think of a good fart topic to make right now. |
Trumble 03/22/24 5:00:17 AM #1 | So just pretend this topic is good.
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Topic | Federal minimum wage is two hashbrowns an hour |
Trumble 03/22/24 4:57:21 AM #39 | Kradek posted...
Oh you mean like almost literally everybody else in Congress and in our country's governmental history?"It's fine to prop up a right-wing government that's literally committing genocide if everyone else does it, even if most of them were doing so at times they weren't so obviously committing genocide unlike Biden who is doing it when they are very, very obviously committing genocide." --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | I prefer closed worlds over open worlds in games |
Trumble 03/22/24 4:51:52 AM #15 | I'm fine with either if the game is good.
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Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/22/24 4:43:43 AM #329 | Dark_Arbron posted...
At this point, why shouldnt Israel be attacked? Theyre invaders. They created the very environment that prompts violent resistance. This too tbh. Or at the very least, under sanctions comparable to those against Russia; or even better, total embargo. Israel are small enough that economic pressure may well be enough, without the need to resort to military action, IF other countries were willing to pull their heads out of their asses and actually enact (and enforce) them. Lifting sanctions should also be conditional on handing Netanyahu and other members of the government, and all IDF personnel involved in the invasion, over to the ICC to be tried for war crimes. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Federal minimum wage is two hashbrowns an hour |
Trumble 03/22/24 2:09:33 AM #12 | Kradek posted...
If he was right-wing trash then I wouldn't have counter examples. Trump's support of unions, IE talking to non-unionized workers, would be other examples.His continued support of Israel outweighs any claim anyone can come up with to portray him as not right-wing. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Israel/Palestina War XIII - Lets steal some more land from the West Bank |
Trumble 03/22/24 2:05:29 AM #326 | Yo_D_oY posted...
I shared a video that was on reddit without knowing the context. I think that was the one protesters were targeting that guy at his home with his family there on a holiday right? Do you think that was a successful protest?I think we're well beyond the point where any consideration should be given. Protesting outside the homes of average Joes who support Israel is just as valid as protesting outside the Israeli embassy at this point. Violence is wrong, but no Israel supporter should have a safe space from criticism. Not in their homes, not in their workplaces, not online, not anywhere. --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. |
Topic | Memes 46 |
Trumble 03/21/24 6:01:57 PM #142 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/be233882.jpg
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