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Damn_Underscore
03/23/24 6:48:51 PM
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does dis really work

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lilORANG
03/23/24 6:49:50 PM
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No. You'll get the paper all soggy and it will fall apart. Use pen or pencil instead

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Crimsoness
03/23/24 6:50:47 PM
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Personally I spell my name in cursive

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boomgetchopped3
03/23/24 6:51:14 PM
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Most young men arent really knowledgeable of female anatomy. So doing the ABCs ensures youre covering all angles so to speak.

And kids used to say if she moans, just repeat that letter over and over. Lmao

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the_real_Naruto
03/23/24 6:51:23 PM
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lilORANG posted...
No. You'll get the paper all soggy and it will fall apart. Use pen or pencil instead


I spit my drink out

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MrResetti
03/23/24 6:53:53 PM
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boomgetchopped3
03/23/24 6:54:06 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


not the same

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Phoro
03/23/24 6:55:25 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Hum the tune at the same time, it drives em wild

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wackyteen
03/23/24 7:00:31 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Having knowledge of what it looks like and how it technically works =/= being knowledgeable of how it actually works in practice.

Difference between understanding the theory and having actual experience

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Phoro
03/23/24 7:04:08 PM
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... There's a non-zero chance we've dated the same women.

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Phoro
03/23/24 7:08:11 PM
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Holy shit, Claire?? The substitute Spanish teacher right? For her I performed en Espanl.

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wackyteen
03/23/24 7:13:26 PM
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tf is this topic

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Crimsoness
03/23/24 7:13:37 PM
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Aww @ImAMarvel and @Phoro are tunnel buddies

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SaikyoStyle
03/23/24 7:15:35 PM
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Blow alternatingly hot and cold.

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FF_Redux
03/23/24 7:18:50 PM
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Ill go through all the kanji

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Turbam
03/23/24 7:19:40 PM
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Up
Up
Down
Down
Left
Right
Left
Right
B
A
Start

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Anony1125
03/23/24 7:20:32 PM
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SaikyoStyle posted...
Blow alternatingly hot and cold.
tfw you accidentally give her pneumoperitoneum or an embolism or something

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Damn_Underscore
03/23/24 7:27:36 PM
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I wonder what they do in Russia lol

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CyricZ
03/23/24 7:30:56 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I KNEW IT

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trappedunderice
03/23/24 7:37:10 PM
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Look at that fucking thing. You look like a lizard.
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Euripides
03/23/24 8:01:32 PM
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I tried the Chinese alphabet, but my tongue cramped up four letters in...

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bigtiggie23
03/23/24 8:08:29 PM
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Euripides posted...
I tried the Chinese alphabet, but my tongue cramped up four letters in...
That's beginner stuff. Now drawing hieroglyphics with your tongue, that's the true way.

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LoveLikeJazz
03/23/24 8:14:06 PM
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The very first time I did it I did the ABC thing because I was too nervous to think about which exact spot I should be paying attention to. But that took me out of it so much because I was focused on the fucking alphabet instead of her velvet lined jewel box. So I never did it that way again lol and Im glad.

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Kaldrenthebold
03/23/24 8:17:04 PM
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Yes. It does.

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LonelyStoner
03/23/24 8:18:43 PM
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There are a lot of joke answers here, but no, it doesnt work. Women prefer finger work.

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Damn_Underscore
03/23/24 8:39:09 PM
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Kaldrenthebold posted...
Yes. It does.

LonelyStoner posted...
There are a lot of joke answers here, but no, it doesnt work. Women prefer finger work.

hmm

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LonelyStoner
03/23/24 8:51:36 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
hmm
Massage the roof in firm circular motions and thank me later

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Trumble
03/23/24 8:58:58 PM
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Just put your butt right up against it and rip a huge fart. Always worked for me.

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SaikyoStyle
03/23/24 10:05:09 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
tfw you accidentally give her pneumoperitoneum or an embolism or something
Only if you do it wrong.

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Funkydog
03/23/24 10:08:01 PM
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Until you forget which letter comes next

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misterbum
03/23/24 10:13:51 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
There are a lot of joke answers here, but no, it doesnt work. Women prefer finger work.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2615d656.jpg

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BloodMoon7
03/23/24 10:14:19 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Until you forget which letter comes next
Once you've done your ABCs you give her the D, I don't see the issue.

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HudGard
03/23/24 10:23:39 PM
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What font

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MartavisBryant
03/23/24 10:29:59 PM
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HudGard posted...
What font
Helveticunnilingus

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LonelyStoner
03/23/24 10:36:25 PM
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misterbum posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2615d656.jpg
Genuinely depends on the person. Some just dont like it while others do.

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Phoro
03/23/24 11:14:32 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Aww @ImAMarvel and @Phoro are tunnel buddies

XD

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-_rustykranz_-
03/23/24 11:20:03 PM
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Crimsoness posted...
Aww @ImAMarvel and @Phoro are tunnel buddies


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BucketCat
03/23/24 11:21:32 PM
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like bags of sand

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