Board 8 > Lying to get a remote job, wish me luck!

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NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 8:14:34 PM #1:	The plan: Apply to a bunch of in-office jobs all over the US that can be done remotely Telling the interviewer that I have an autoimmune condition that prevents me from leaving the house for almost any reason (no grocery store, bank, gym, walks, etc) When they say "oh sorry this is an in-office position," remind them that they're required by the ADA to make reasonable accommodations for people with disabilities, and in this case remote work is a reasonable accommodation Tell them I'm recording this conversation and I'll report them to the EEOC for disability discrimination if I believe they've discriminated against me on the basis of my inability to go into the office "but you said you could work in the office/you would relocate" yes, unfortunately i couldn't answer your application questions truthfully without opening myself up to illegal disability discrimination. does that sound like a defense? your honor, he lied when we asked him a discriminatory question? "we've decided to go with other candidates blah blah blah reasonable doubt reasonable doubt reasonable doubt" you realize that employment discrimination is a tort, not a crime, right? so the standard of evidence is way lower? and i just have to convince a judge that it's more likely than not that my inability to go into the office is juuuuust a little bit relevant to your decision? and i have a recording of all this back-and-forth where you're trying to defend a discriminatory position? "this is very similar to a message board thread we just found on the gamefaqs contests message board" click dial tone sound --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976460362] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>The plan:Apply to a bunch of in-office jobs all over the US that can be done remotelyTelling the interviewer that I have an autoimmune condition that prevents me from leaving the house for almost any reason (no grocery store, bank, gym, walks, etc)When they say "oh sorry this is an in-office position," remind them that they're required by the ADA to make reasonable accommodations for people with disabilities, and in this case remote work is a reasonable accommodationTell them I'm recording this conversation and I'll report them to the EEOC for disability discrimination if I believe they've discriminated against me on the basis of my inability to go into the office"but you said you could work in the office/you would relocate" yes, unfortunately i couldn't answer your application questions truthfully without opening myself up to illegal disability discrimination. does that sound like a defense? your honor, he lied when we asked him a discriminatory question?"we've decided to go with other candidates blah blah blah reasonable doubt reasonable doubt reasonable doubt" you realize that employment discrimination is a tort, not a crime, right? so the standard of evidence is way lower? and i just have to convince a judge that it's more likely than not that my inability to go into the office is juuuuust a little bit relevant to your decision? and i have a recording of all this back-and-forth where you're trying to defend a discriminatory position?"this is very similar to a message board thread we just found on the gamefaqs contests message board" click dial tone sound </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 10/03/23 8:18:58 PM #2:	why would I wish you luck on this --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:976460465] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>why would I wish you luck on this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Colegreen_c12 10/03/23 8:19:15 PM #3:	I'm hoping this is a joke. But if not its just a really fucking bad idea --- DPOblivion beat us all. <cite>Colegreen_c12 posted [p:976460473] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>I'm hoping this is a joke. But if not its just a really fucking bad idea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paratroopa1 10/03/23 8:20:39 PM #4:	Please tell me the autoimmune condition isn't the thing you're planning to lie about <cite>Paratroopa1 posted [p:976460508] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Please tell me the autoimmune condition isn't the thing you're planning to lie about</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 8:22:15 PM #5:	I mean I do have HIV But it doesn't keep me from working remotely. Basically I have to keep my bodily fluids to myself. --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976460539] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>I mean I do have HIVBut it doesn't keep me from working remotely. Basically I have to keep my bodily fluids to myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 10/03/23 8:24:01 PM #6:	Oh is Neato SHM this explains a lot --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:976460573] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Oh is Neato SHMthis explains a lot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 10/03/23 8:29:37 PM #7:	Why dont you just apply to jobs that are actually offering remote work? --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:976460682] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Why dont you just apply to jobs that are actually offering remote work? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 8:31:37 PM #8:	redrocket posted... Why dont you just apply to jobs that are actually offering remote work? I am, but I'm not limiting my search to jobs that are offering remote work because they have lots more applicants and 99% of jobs are in-office, even chat-and-email jobs for some reason. --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976460728] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>redrocket posted... </cite><quote>Why dont you just apply to jobs that are actually offering remote work?</quote>I am, but I'm not limiting my search to jobs that are offering remote work because they have lots more applicants and 99% of jobs are in-office, even chat-and-email jobs for some reason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 10/03/23 8:36:54 PM #9:	LiquidOshawott posted... Oh is Neato SHM this explains a lot --- darkx Games beaten in 2023 - 7; Most recent - Professor Layton and the Curious Village <cite>Underleveled posted [p:976460825] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>LiquidOshawott posted... </cite><quote>Oh is Neato SHMthis explains a lot</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mobilezoid 10/03/23 8:40:05 PM #10:	You're sure to get rich with this scheme. And quick! --- R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D (On mobile) <cite>Mobilezoid posted [p:976460904] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>You're sure to get rich with this scheme. And quick! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 10/03/23 9:13:28 PM #11:	Uhhhh. --- "A blank page or canvas, his favorite. So many possibilities." - RIP Stephen Sondheim, 1930-2021 <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:976461506] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Uhhhh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xiahou_Shake 10/03/23 9:14:54 PM #12:	I'm not wishing you luck and I'm in fact actually going to be wishing this backfires on you in some way if you go through with it --- Let the voice of love take you higher, With this gathering power, go beyond even time! <cite>Xiahou_Shake posted [p:976461534] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>I'm not wishing you luck and I'm in fact actually going to be wishing this backfires on you in some way if you go through with it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corrik7 10/03/23 9:15:07 PM #13:	Hope you get blacklisted from every office job in the world. --- Xbox Live User Name - Corrik PSN User Name - Corrik7 Currently playing: Control (X1) <cite>Corrik7 posted [p:976461538] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Hope you get blacklisted from every office job in the world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pjbasis 10/03/23 9:18:27 PM #14:	better delete this thread before they find out --- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/B8%20Girls%202012/pjbas.png <cite>pjbasis posted [p:976461593] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>better delete this thread before they find out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trdl23 10/03/23 9:19:58 PM #15:	Xiahou_Shake posted... I'm not wishing you luck and I'm in fact actually going to be wishing this backfires on you in some way if you go through with it Colegreen_c12 posted... I'm hoping this is a joke. But if not its just a really fucking bad idea --- E come vivo? Vivo! <cite>trdl23 posted [p:976461618] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Xiahou_Shake posted... </cite><quote>I'm not wishing you luck and I'm in fact actually going to be wishing this backfires on you in some way if you go through with it</quote>Colegreen_c12 posted... </cite><quote>I'm hoping this is a joke. But if not its just a really fucking bad idea</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrivateBiscuit1 10/03/23 9:20:54 PM #16:	Why don't you just embellish your accomplishments and roles like a normal person? --- I stream sometimes. Check it out! www.twitch.tv/heroicbiz/ <cite>PrivateBiscuit1 posted [p:976461644] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Why don't you just embellish your accomplishments and roles like a normal person? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 10/03/23 9:28:18 PM #17:	This seems remarkably scummy. <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:976461778] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>This seems remarkably scummy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarkS2222222222 10/03/23 9:33:36 PM #18:	How'd you get HIV? --- Emerge Tremfyant <cite>MarkS2222222222 posted [p:976461866] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>How'd you get HIV? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accel_R8 10/03/23 9:37:33 PM #19:	I wish you luck. Bad luck. --- https://i.gyazo.com/6fde58a9d13e1f9272a6d6eab35bcff7.png <cite>Accel_R8 posted [p:976461935] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>I wish you luck.Bad luck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 9:44:06 PM #20:	Murphiroth posted... This seems remarkably scummy. what's scummy is noncompliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act MarkS2222222222 posted... How'd you get HIV? sex, way back in the day Someone probably lied about using a condom. Or like started off with one and finished without one. --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976462041] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Murphiroth posted... </cite><quote>This seems remarkably scummy.</quote>what's scummy is noncompliance with the Americans with Disabilities ActMarkS2222222222 posted... </cite><quote>How'd you get HIV?</quote>sex, way back in the daySomeone probably lied about using a condom. Or like started off with one and finished without one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accel_R8 10/03/23 9:46:25 PM #21:	Man its almost like lying about a disease is a dick move. --- https://i.gyazo.com/6fde58a9d13e1f9272a6d6eab35bcff7.png <cite>Accel_R8 posted [p:976462069] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Man its almost like lying about a disease is a dick move. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 10/03/23 9:53:05 PM #22:	NeatoAnAccount posted... sex, way back in the day Someone probably lied about using a condom. Or like started off with one and finished without one. didn't you admit to not telling someone you had HIV or was that someone else --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:976462193] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>sex, way back in the daySomeone probably lied about using a condom. Or like started off with one and finished without one.</quote>didn't you admit to not telling someone you had HIV or was that someone else </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarkS2222222222 10/03/23 9:57:03 PM #23:	What do you mean probably? Wouldn't you notice all the cum in your butt? --- Emerge Tremfyant <cite>MarkS2222222222 posted [p:976462260] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>What do you mean probably? Wouldn't you notice all the cum in your butt? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 10/03/23 10:00:17 PM #24:	I was with you until all the reporting and lawsuit stuff cuz that sounds like wayyyy more work than it's worth --- _foolmo_ he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:976462301] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>I was with you until all the reporting and lawsuit stuff cuz that sounds like wayyyy more work than it's worth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 10:02:22 PM #25:	MarkS2222222222 posted... What do you mean probably? Wouldn't you notice all the cum in your butt? No actually foolm0r0n posted... I was with you until all the reporting and lawsuit stuff cuz that sounds like wayyyy more work than it's worth I wouldn't actually report them, I don't actually have a case --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976462338] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>MarkS2222222222 posted... </cite><quote>What do you mean probably? Wouldn't you notice all the cum in your butt?</quote>No actuallyfoolm0r0n posted... </cite><quote>I was with you until all the reporting and lawsuit stuff cuz that sounds like wayyyy more work than it's worth</quote>I wouldn't actually report them, I don't actually have a case </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 10:05:23 PM #26:	Leonhart4 posted... didn't you admit to not telling someone you had HIV or was that someone else No, I've told all my partners. --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976462386] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Leonhart4 posted... </cite><quote>didn't you admit to not telling someone you had HIV or was that someone else</quote>No, I've told all my partners. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accel_R8 10/03/23 10:06:03 PM #27:	What even happens when they inevitably find out you've lied??? --- https://i.gyazo.com/6fde58a9d13e1f9272a6d6eab35bcff7.png <cite>Accel_R8 posted [p:976462398] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>What even happens when they inevitably find out you've lied??? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 10/03/23 10:06:27 PM #28:	Then you have no plan. They'll definitely call your bluff before giving you the job. --- _foolmo_ he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:976462407] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Then you have no plan. They'll definitely call your bluff before giving you the job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
guffguy89 10/03/23 10:14:27 PM #29:	why dont you just apply to remote jobs to begin with? --- Don't mind me. I'm just here for the contest. <cite>guffguy89 posted [p:976462531] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>why dont you just apply to remote jobs to begin with? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 10/03/23 10:20:45 PM #30:	Jesus I thought this was a CE topic. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:976462632] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Jesus I thought this was a CE topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 10/03/23 10:22:57 PM #31:	you do know if this actually went to court you would have to prove your claim with doctors testimony/written testimony, right? all the job would have to say is that they aren't hiring you for recording without their consent anyway. you can't actually go to court if you are lying about not being able to work remotely lol --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:976462662] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>you do know if this actually went to court you would have to prove your claim with doctors testimony/written testimony, right? all the job would have to say is that they aren't hiring you for recording without their consent anyway. you can't actually go to court if you are lying about not being able to work remotely lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 10/03/23 10:23:33 PM #32:	IfGodCouldDie posted... Jesus I thought this was a CE topic. me too lol i had to check the board --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:976462673] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite><quote>Jesus I thought this was a CE topic.</quote>me too lol i had to check the board </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 10/03/23 10:24:10 PM #33:	I'm telling the employment agents on you --- https://i.imgur.com/TGkNCva.gif <cite>FL81 posted [p:976462683] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>I'm telling the employment agents on you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 10:34:28 PM #34:	foolm0r0n posted... Then you have no plan. They'll definitely call your bluff before giving you the job. That sounds expensive and risky. If I were telling the truth, all I'd have to do is email the phone call with all the hemming and hawing and back and forth about the work location to the EEOC. Then the company's lawyers have to convince the judge that actually none of that stuff mattered at all and their non-discriminatory reasons for denying me the job were totally for realsies the only relevant ones. Also if I were to take them to court and win, they'd have to pay me damages for discrimination, then hire me remotely anyway, then pay me back pay for the time I missed, then have the federal government go through all their policies and handbook to make sure everything is compliant and probably do a bunch of training and stuff. andel posted... all the job would have to say is that they aren't hiring you for recording without their consent anyway. you can't actually go to court if you are lying about not being able to work remotely lol I'm not going to actually sue but that's whistleblowing. Firing people or denying them employment for whistleblowing is also super illegal. This is why I'm limiting my search to one-party consent states --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976462853] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>foolm0r0n posted... </cite><quote>Then you have no plan. They'll definitely call your bluff before giving you the job.</quote>That sounds expensive and risky. If I were telling the truth, all I'd have to do is email the phone call with all the hemming and hawing and back and forth about the work location to the EEOC. Then the company's lawyers have to convince the judge that actually none of that stuff mattered at all and their non-discriminatory reasons for denying me the job were totally for realsies the only relevant ones. Also if I were to take them to court and win, they'd have to pay me damages for discrimination, then hire me remotely anyway, then pay me back pay for the time I missed, then have the federal government go through all their policies and handbook to make sure everything is compliant and probably do a bunch of training and stuff.andel posted... </cite><quote>all the job would have to say is that they aren't hiring you for recording without their consent anyway. you can't actually go to court if you are lying about not being able to work remotely lol</quote>I'm not going to actually sue but that's whistleblowing. Firing people or denying them employment for whistleblowing is also super illegal. This is why I'm limiting my search to one-party consent states </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bane 10/03/23 10:36:30 PM #35:	Mobilezoid posted... You're sure to get rich with this scheme. And quick! https://youtu.be/UzuPBYcxGMk?feature=shared --- I will break you! <cite>Bane posted [p:976462889] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Mobilezoid posted... </cite><quote>You're sure to get rich with this scheme. And quick!</quote>https://youtu.be/UzuPBYcxGMk?feature=shared </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueCrystalTear 10/03/23 10:42:18 PM #36:	I'm pretty sure that it's illegal to demand accommodation for a disability you don't have. It's also guaranteed to get the interviewer to dismiss you immediately. You don't ask for accommodations until you have the job. They can discriminate against you by not hiring you and just say you were a poor fit. You can't prove why you weren't hired, after all. And if you make demands during the interview, they'll think it's all about you and not hire you accordingly. --- Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered! RIP Bob Barker (1923 - 2023) - and thanks for all the memories. <cite>BlueCrystalTear posted [p:976462980] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>I'm pretty sure that it's illegal to demand accommodation for a disability you don't have. It's also guaranteed to get the interviewer to dismiss you immediately. You don't ask for accommodations until you have the job. They can discriminate against you by not hiring you and just say you were a poor fit. You can't prove why you weren't hired, after all. And if you make demands during the interview, they'll think it's all about you and not hire you accordingly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 10/03/23 10:43:10 PM #37:	andel posted... me too lol i had to check the board Yea I went back to topic list and did a double take lol --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:976462995] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>andel posted... </cite><quote>me too lol i had to check the board</quote>Yea I went back to topic list and did a double take lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 10/03/23 10:57:48 PM #38:	NeatoAnAccount posted... That sounds expensive and risky. If I were telling the truth, all I'd have to do is email the phone call with all the hemming and hawing and back and forth about the work location to the EEOC. Then the company's lawyers have to convince the judge that actually none of that stuff mattered at all and their non-discriminatory reasons for denying me the job were totally for realsies the only relevant ones. Also if I were to take them to court and win, they'd have to pay me damages for discrimination, then hire me remotely anyway, then pay me back pay for the time I missed, then have the federal government go through all their policies and handbook to make sure everything is compliant and probably do a bunch of training and stuff. I'm not going to actually sue but that's whistleblowing. Firing people or denying them employment for whistleblowing is also super illegal. This is why I'm limiting my search to one-party consent states if you actually start threatening someone during an interview they absolutely wouldn't just take your word that you are unable to work on site...you would have to prove it. either way they would for sure deny you employment for trying to pull that kind of move, no one is hiring someone who shows up to an interview threatening them lol your best bet is to just try and get the job you want like everyone else does --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:976463220] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>That sounds expensive and risky. If I were telling the truth, all I'd have to do is email the phone call with all the hemming and hawing and back and forth about the work location to the EEOC. Then the company's lawyers have to convince the judge that actually none of that stuff mattered at all and their non-discriminatory reasons for denying me the job were totally for realsies the only relevant ones. Also if I were to take them to court and win, they'd have to pay me damages for discrimination, then hire me remotely anyway, then pay me back pay for the time I missed, then have the federal government go through all their policies and handbook to make sure everything is compliant and probably do a bunch of training and stuff.I'm not going to actually sue but that's whistleblowing. Firing people or denying them employment for whistleblowing is also super illegal. This is why I'm limiting my search to one-party consent states</quote>if you actually start threatening someone during an interview they absolutely wouldn't just take your word that you are unable to work on site...you would have to prove it. either way they would for sure deny you employment for trying to pull that kind of move, no one is hiring someone who shows up to an interview threatening them lol your best bet is to just try and get the job you want like everyone else does </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 11:15:58 PM #39:	BlueCrystalTear posted... They can discriminate against you by not hiring you and just say you were a poor fit. You can't prove why you weren't hired, after all. And if you make demands during the interview, they'll think it's all about you and not hire you accordingly. Failure to hire is a civil matter, not criminal. The standard of proof for a civil matter is basically 51%. I wouldn't just instantly bust out the legal stuff, I would give them enough time to dig a hole where it was really obvious that this was the actual reason. And then "btw jsyk what you're doing is textbook disability discrimination" --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976463481] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>BlueCrystalTear posted... </cite><quote>They can discriminate against you by not hiring you and just say you were a poor fit. You can't prove why you weren't hired, after all. And if you make demands during the interview, they'll think it's all about you and not hire you accordingly.</quote>Failure to hire is a civil matter, not criminal. The standard of proof for a civil matter is basically 51%. I wouldn't just instantly bust out the legal stuff, I would give them enough time to dig a hole where it was really obvious that this was the actual reason. And then "btw jsyk what you're doing is textbook disability discrimination" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 10/03/23 11:17:28 PM #40:	NeatoAnAccount posted... Also if I were to take them to court and win, they'd have to pay me damages for discrimination, then hire me remotely anyway, then pay me back pay for the time I missed, then have the federal government go through all their policies and handbook to make sure everything is compliant and probably do a bunch of training and stuff. And if you lose then you'd have to pay for all that shit You really think they don't know who's taking the bigger risk here? --- _foolmo_ he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:976463513] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>Also if I were to take them to court and win, they'd have to pay me damages for discrimination, then hire me remotely anyway, then pay me back pay for the time I missed, then have the federal government go through all their policies and handbook to make sure everything is compliant and probably do a bunch of training and stuff.</quote>And if you lose then you'd have to pay for all that shitYou really think they don't know who's taking the bigger risk here? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 11:22:12 PM #41:	foolm0r0n posted... And if you lose then you'd have to pay for all that shit You really think they don't know who's taking the bigger risk here? No I wouldn't. Basically the only way I'd have to pay anything is if I were found to be maliciously prosecuting or something. The EEOC's lawyers handle all of that for me. https://www.eeoc.gov/employers/what-you-can-expect-after-charge-filed --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976463574] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>foolm0r0n posted... </cite><quote>And if you lose then you'd have to pay for all that shitYou really think they don't know who's taking the bigger risk here?</quote>No I wouldn't. Basically the only way I'd have to pay anything is if I were found to be maliciously prosecuting or something. The EEOC's lawyers handle all of that for me.https://www.eeoc.gov/employers/what-you-can-expect-after-charge-filed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 10/03/23 11:28:16 PM #42:	But you're lying so they would come after you. Lawyers are like the mafia. --- _foolmo_ he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:976463675] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>But you're lying so they would come after you. Lawyers are like the mafia. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kenri 10/03/23 11:30:23 PM #43:	George Costanza ass plan --- Congrats to BKSheikah, who knows more about years than anyone else. <cite>Kenri posted [p:976463706] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>George Costanza ass plan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordoftheMorons 10/03/23 11:37:27 PM #44:	Xiahou_Shake posted... I'm not wishing you luck and I'm in fact actually going to be wishing this backfires on you in some way if you go through with it --- Congrats to azuarc, GotD2 Guru champ! <cite>LordoftheMorons posted [p:976463818] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Xiahou_Shake posted... </cite><quote>I'm not wishing you luck and I'm in fact actually going to be wishing this backfires on you in some way if you go through with it</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 11:39:34 PM #45:	foolm0r0n posted... But you're lying so they would come after you. Lawyers are like the mafia. Well yeah but we're talking about the nonexistent hypothetical world where I am suing them. If I were homebound and I sued them I'd have a slam dunk of a case. Since I'm not homebound, if I sued them they'd have a slam dunk of a case. --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976463844] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>foolm0r0n posted... </cite><quote>But you're lying so they would come after you. Lawyers are like the mafia.</quote>Well yeah but we're talking about the nonexistent hypothetical world where I am suing them. If I were homebound and I sued them I'd have a slam dunk of a case. Since I'm not homebound, if I sued them they'd have a slam dunk of a case. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RikkuAlmighty 10/03/23 11:44:38 PM #46:	As an employment attorney, this is a bad idea. As a human being, youre scum. --- https://backloggery.com/cwistofu https://letterboxd.com/cwistofu/ <cite>RikkuAlmighty posted [p:976463913] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>As an employment attorney, this is a bad idea. As a human being, youre scum. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/03/23 11:48:13 PM #47:	RikkuAlmighty posted... As an employment attorney, this is a bad idea. What bad outcomes do you foresee beyond getting fired if they somehow discover that I am less restricted than I claim? --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976463955] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>RikkuAlmighty posted... </cite><quote>As an employment attorney, this is a bad idea. </quote>What bad outcomes do you foresee beyond getting fired if they somehow discover that I am less restricted than I claim? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueCrystalTear 10/03/23 11:53:09 PM #48:	NeatoAnAccount posted... What bad outcomes do you foresee beyond getting fired if they somehow discover that I am less restricted than I claim? Interview concluded after your threat. They won't even waste their time with you. Just like I won't be wasting any more of mine. --- Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered! RIP Bob Barker (1923 - 2023) - and thanks for all the memories. <cite>BlueCrystalTear posted [p:976464017] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>What bad outcomes do you foresee beyond getting fired if they somehow discover that I am less restricted than I claim?</quote>Interview concluded after your threat. They won't even waste their time with you. Just like I won't be wasting any more of mine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chaeix 10/04/23 1:14:24 AM #49:	in the usa can you just ask for accommodation without documentation or what because that sounds like a major fucking obstacle if they're just like 'okay we'll accommodate where's your documentation' --- we're all buds~jc~ <DeathChicken> you are my hero for being the first person to cite National Geographic in Mercs <cite>Chaeix posted [p:976464945] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>in the usa can you just ask for accommodation without documentation or whatbecause that sounds like a major fucking obstacle if they're just like 'okay we'll accommodate where's your documentation' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cavedweller2000 10/04/23 1:25:49 AM #50:	If this scheme of yours would actually work, don't you think that a lot more people would either be in their dream jobs and/or filthy rich from suing these companies? You forget that if this were to go to court, civil or otherwise, of course they're going to get confirmation from your doctor. Who is no doubt going to say "Um no, they are not restricted to home working" after which the entire thing will fall on your head as this is the basis of your legal action --- Well done to azuarc for finishing 67 places above me in the 2020 GOTD Guru Contest! <cite>Cavedweller2000 posted [p:976465043] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>If this scheme of yours would actually work, don't you think that a lot more people would either be in their dream jobs and/or filthy rich from suing these companies?You forget that if this were to go to court, civil or otherwise, of course they're going to get confirmation from your doctor. Who is no doubt going to say "Um no, they are not restricted to home working" after which the entire thing will fall on your head as this is the basis of your legal action </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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