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ChaosTonyV4 10/04/23 1:33:46 AM #51:	What the duck --- Phantom Dust. "I'll just wait for time to prove me right again." - Vlado <cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted [p:976465110] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>What the duck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChichiriMuyo 10/04/23 1:46:58 AM #52:	Let's see... depending on where you live, if they catch you in your lie they could make you pay them resistitution, sue you for fraud, and/or you could face imprisonment. It's a really bad idea and you shouldn't do it. I'm not even saying this as a moral judgement, just don't do it. --- Existence. Existence is but shallow question with no answer. Buu make you chicken nuggies! <cite>ChichiriMuyo posted [p:976465215] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Let's see... depending on where you live, if they catch you in your lie they could make you pay them resistitution, sue you for fraud, and/or you could face imprisonment. It's a really bad idea and you shouldn't do it. I'm not even saying this as a moral judgement, just don't do it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaRRicH 10/04/23 2:56:55 AM #53:	Imagine your first year under your belt at this new job you manipulated your way into -- feeling smug and clever now that you've gotten away with it. And then you slip with one co-worker that you just got home. Maybe it's home from getting the mail, maybe it's home from lunch, maybe it's home from vacation, but you just say it without thinking. You think to yourself: "Oops. Oh well, at least it wasn't my boss, and at least I didn't say anything weird. Just one person." That one person talks more than you think, however, and they love talking with the boss at this cushy job you landed. Your little tidbit casually reaches the boss three hours later in that office you're not in, and it's enough to make your boss shit harder than Hank Schrader in Season 4 of Breaking Bad. The boss checks your records and sees everything you've said about needing this accomodation a year ago. It's all right there in black and white -- PDFs of files you checked and signed off on yourself, alongside the boss's extemporaneous interview notes recognizing your comment about how a question was textbook discrimination. Your boss double-checks with your co-worker just as normally-sounding as possible about if you really said "just got home." They confirm. The boss sweats about what must be reported now, and that's on top of all the actual work they already have. They don't have time for your long-term scam too. But it gets done anyway, doesn't it. The report is in for HR to investigate, and now your fantasy you've dreamed of -- one that has ran with the bold assumption your plan actually gets you into a job -- now brings in the legal paperwork you thought you could avoid your whole career. You said the wrong three words. Now you're the one sweating, remembering all the posts from this very topic warning you this was a bad idea. Your job has your social security number, your references, your contact information, and your future paychecks. If this goes especially poorly for you, your company may seek backpay too. You shit yourself like Randy Marsh in Season 11 of South Park. Keep the audacity of this situation as a joke and not an attempt. Get an existing remote-work job. --- O P E R A T I O N O U S T : Nominate SHEIK! https://i.imgur.com/OpudFxm.jpg <cite>HaRRicH posted [p:976465745] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Imagine your first year under your belt at this new job you manipulated your way into -- feeling smug and clever now that you've gotten away with it.And then you slip with one co-worker that you just got home. Maybe it's home from getting the mail, maybe it's home from lunch, maybe it's home from vacation, but you just say it without thinking.You think to yourself: "Oops. Oh well, at least it wasn't my boss, and at least I didn't say anything weird. Just one person."That one person talks more than you think, however, and they love talking with the boss at this cushy job you landed. Your little tidbit casually reaches the boss three hours later in that office you're not in, and it's enough to make your boss shit harder than Hank Schrader in Season 4 of Breaking Bad.The boss checks your records and sees everything you've said about needing this accomodation a year ago. It's all right there in black and white -- PDFs of files you checked and signed off on yourself, alongside the boss's extemporaneous interview notes recognizing your comment about how a question was textbook discrimination.Your boss double-checks with your co-worker just as normally-sounding as possible about if you really said "just got home." They confirm. The boss sweats about what must be reported now, and that's on top of all the actual work they already have. They don't have time for your long-term scam too.But it gets done anyway, doesn't it. The report is in for HR to investigate, and now your fantasy you've dreamed of -- one that has ran with the bold assumption your plan actually gets you into a job -- now brings in the legal paperwork you thought you could avoid your whole career.You said the wrong three words. Now you're the one sweating, remembering all the posts from this very topic warning you this was a bad idea. Your job has your social security number, your references, your contact information, and your future paychecks. If this goes especially poorly for you, your company may seek backpay too. You shit yourself like Randy Marsh in Season 11 of South Park.Keep the audacity of this situation as a joke and not an attempt. Get an existing remote-work job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red13n 10/04/23 3:16:53 AM #54:	This topic is fucking horrible. And probably something that shouldn't be allowed to be posted on GFAQs. --- "First thing that crosses my mind: I didn't get any GameFAQs Karma yesterday." Math Murderer after getting his appendix removed. <cite>red13n posted [p:976465863] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>This topic is fucking horrible.And probably something that shouldn't be allowed to be posted on GFAQs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kenri 10/04/23 3:31:58 AM #55:	HaRRicH posted... Imagine your first year under your belt at this new job you manipulated your way into -- feeling smug and clever now that you've gotten away with it. you're already giving this plan way too much credit --- Congrats to BKSheikah, who knows more about years than anyone else. <cite>Kenri posted [p:976465980] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>HaRRicH posted... </cite><quote>Imagine your first year under your belt at this new job you manipulated your way into -- feeling smug and clever now that you've gotten away with it.</quote>you're already giving this plan way too much credit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningStrikes 10/04/23 3:54:04 AM #56:	LiquidOshawott posted... Oh is Neato SHM this explains a lot --- I just decided to change this sig. Blaaaaaaargh azuarc <cite>LightningStrikes posted [p:976466129] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>LiquidOshawott posted... </cite><quote>Oh is Neato SHMthis explains a lot</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChichiriMuyo 10/04/23 5:10:18 AM #57:	red13n posted... This topic is fucking horrible. And probably something that shouldn't be allowed to be posted on GFAQs. It absolutely should be allowed, so people can point out how damn bad of an idea it is. --- Existence. Existence is but shallow question with no answer. Buu make you chicken nuggies! <cite>ChichiriMuyo posted [p:976466557] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>red13n posted... </cite><quote>This topic is fucking horrible.And probably something that shouldn't be allowed to be posted on GFAQs.</quote>It absolutely should be allowed, so people can point out how damn bad of an idea it is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 10/04/23 7:59:22 AM #58:	Cavedweller2000 posted... If this scheme of yours would actually work, don't you think that a lot more people would either be in their dream jobs and/or filthy rich from suing these companies? You forget that if this were to go to court, civil or otherwise, of course they're going to get confirmation from your doctor. Who is no doubt going to say "Um no, they are not restricted to home working" after which the entire thing will fall on your head as this is the basis of your legal action NeatoAnAccount posted... Well yeah but we're talking about the nonexistent hypothetical world where I am suing them. If I were homebound and I sued them I'd have a slam dunk of a case. Since I'm not homebound, if I sued them they'd have a slam dunk of a case. --- What can the harvest hope for if not for the care of the Reaper Man? <cite>NFUN posted [p:976467735] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Cavedweller2000 posted... </cite><quote>If this scheme of yours would actually work, don't you think that a lot more people would either be in their dream jobs and/or filthy rich from suing these companies?You forget that if this were to go to court, civil or otherwise, of course they're going to get confirmation from your doctor. Who is no doubt going to say "Um no, they are not restricted to home working" after which the entire thing will fall on your head as this is the basis of your legal action</quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>Well yeah but we're talking about the nonexistent hypothetical world where I am suing them. If I were homebound and I sued them I'd have a slam dunk of a case. Since I'm not homebound, if I sued them they'd have a slam dunk of a case.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 10/04/23 8:31:38 AM #59:	Don't most applications tend to include a question about if you would need any reasonable accommodations and what they are. Which means you would need to intentionally lie about that in the application to get this far. --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:976468042] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Don't most applications tend to include a question about if you would need any reasonable accommodations and what they are. Which means you would need to intentionally lie about that in the application to get this far. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dels 10/04/23 8:36:27 AM #61:	Maniac64 posted... Don't most applications tend to include a question about if you would need any reasonable accommodations and what they are. Which means you would need to intentionally lie about that in the application to get this far. that was addressed in the first post. it's the first paragraph after the numbered list. he had to lie on the form so they wouldn't discriminate. <cite>Dels posted [p:976468107] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Maniac64 posted... </cite><quote>Don't most applications tend to include a question about if you would need any reasonable accommodations and what they are. Which means you would need to intentionally lie about that in the application to get this far.</quote>that was addressed in the first post. it's the first paragraph after the numbered list. he had to lie on the form so they wouldn't discriminate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 10/04/23 8:39:12 AM #62:	HaRRicH posted... That one person talks more than you think, however, and they love talking with the boss at this cushy job you landed. They're dead then. (You use the money from the job to retain a hitman service from the dark web) --- _foolmo_ he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:976468133] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>HaRRicH posted... </cite><quote>That one person talks more than you think, however, and they love talking with the boss at this cushy job you landed.</quote>They're dead then. (You use the money from the job to retain a hitman service from the dark web) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaRRicH 10/04/23 8:48:53 AM #63:	Kenri posted... you're already giving this plan way too much credit Yeah but I did also say: HaRRicH posted... your fantasy you've dreamed of -- one that has ran with the bold assumption your plan actually gets you into a job -- now brings in the legal paperwork you thought you could avoid your whole career. --- O P E R A T I O N O U S T : Nominate SHEIK! https://i.imgur.com/OpudFxm.jpg <cite>HaRRicH posted [p:976468238] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Kenri posted... </cite><quote>you're already giving this plan way too much credit</quote>Yeah but I did also say:HaRRicH posted... </cite><quote>your fantasy you've dreamed of -- one that has ran with the bold assumption your plan actually gets you into a job -- now brings in the legal paperwork you thought you could avoid your whole career.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanis23 10/04/23 9:03:27 AM #64:	You know, lying about having a disability is bad But unfortunately in the world we live in, a lot of people do that. and if you dare to question them about it, they will go on the offensive on you, "how dare you question my disability", "it's a private information" etc (Look I was in the army, Israel's IDF where joining the military is mandatory, you have no idea how many people lie through their teeth just to get a better job) But the thing that gets me is your backup plan of blackmailing them. Like, how much of a shitty person you have to be to lie about a disability AND plan to blackmail a company that rejects your lie? If it were just "Hi I have a disability I can't leave my home please hire me for remote job" and they would be like "sure no problem we will help you in any way we can" then you are just a scumbag that took advantage of people's goodwill But that extra step of blackmailing made you reach the "shitty human being" tier, congrats --- wololo <cite>Nanis23 posted [p:976468398] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>You know, lying about having a disability is badBut unfortunately in the world we live in, a lot of people do that. and if you dare to question them about it, they will go on the offensive on you, "how dare you question my disability", "it's a private information" etc (Look I was in the army, Israel's IDF where joining the military is mandatory, you have no idea how many people lie through their teeth just to get a better job)But the thing that gets me is your backup plan of blackmailing them. Like, how much of a shitty person you have to be to lie about a disability AND plan to blackmail a company that rejects your lie?If it were just "Hi I have a disability I can't leave my home please hire me for remote job" and they would be like "sure no problem we will help you in any way we can" then you are just a scumbag that took advantage of people's goodwillBut that extra step of blackmailing made you reach the "shitty human being" tier, congrats </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Maniac64 10/04/23 10:44:09 AM #65:	Dels posted... that was addressed in the first post. it's the first paragraph after the numbered list. he had to lie on the form so they wouldn't discriminate. Then he has nothing to threaten them about. He lied on his application, that's grounds for ending his candidacy. Doesn't matter where on the application he lied. His threat has no teeth. If he did file a complaint they would just counter by sending his application showing he lied and thats all it would take. He can claim its a discriminatory question but legally that has already been decided as fine to ask. No company is going to be scared of that threat. --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:976469745] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Dels posted... </cite><quote>that was addressed in the first post. it's the first paragraph after the numbered list. he had to lie on the form so they wouldn't discriminate.</quote>Then he has nothing to threaten them about. He lied on his application, that's grounds for ending his candidacy. Doesn't matter where on the application he lied. His threat has no teeth. If he did file a complaint they would just counter by sending his application showing he lied and thats all it would take. He can claim its a discriminatory question but legally that has already been decided as fine to ask. No company is going to be scared of that threat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/04/23 11:01:27 AM #66:	Maniac64 posted... Then he has nothing to threaten them about. He lied on his application, that's grounds for ending his candidacy. Doesn't matter where on the application he lied. His threat has no teeth. If he did file a complaint they would just counter by sending his application showing he lied and thats all it would take. He can claim its a discriminatory question but legally that has already been decided as fine to ask. No company is going to be scared of that threat. "An employer may not take action against an applicant or employee for answering an unlawful question untruthfully." https://www.mass.gov/info-details/criminal-record-discrimination-in-the-workplace "Can you work in the office" is an unlawful question if it's used to discriminate against people with disabilities that preclude them from working in the office. They don't get to end my candidacy because I lied to protect myself from discrimination. Nanis23 posted... If it were just "Hi I have a disability I can't leave my home please hire me for remote job" and they would be like "sure no problem we will help you in any way we can" then you are just a scumbag that took advantage of people's goodwill you are so innocent and naive, it's kind of cute but also "if you legally wrong me i'm reporting you to the authorities" isn't blackmail. "give my wallet back or i call the cops" "quit discriminating against me or i report you" HaRRicH posted... Imagine your first year under your belt at this new job you manipulated your way into -- feeling smug and clever now that you've gotten away with it. And then you slip with one co-worker that you just got home. Maybe it's home from getting the mail, maybe it's home from lunch, maybe it's home from vacation, but you just say it without thinking. i mean why do i say this? why am i trying to connect with coworkers on a personal level. i just want a job where it's kind of like i don't have a job --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976469998] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Maniac64 posted... </cite><quote>Then he has nothing to threaten them about. He lied on his application, that's grounds for ending his candidacy. Doesn't matter where on the application he lied.His threat has no teeth. If he did file a complaint they would just counter by sending his application showing he lied and thats all it would take. He can claim its a discriminatory question but legally that has already been decided as fine to ask. No company is going to be scared of that threat.</quote>"An employer may not take action against an applicant or employee for answering an unlawful question untruthfully."https://www.mass.gov/info-details/criminal-record-discrimination-in-the-workplace"Can you work in the office" is an unlawful question if it's used to discriminate against people with disabilities that preclude them from working in the office. They don't get to end my candidacy because I lied to protect myself from discrimination. Nanis23 posted... </cite><quote>If it were just "Hi I have a disability I can't leave my home please hire me for remote job" and they would be like "sure no problem we will help you in any way we can" then you are just a scumbag that took advantage of people's goodwill</quote>you are so innocent and naive, it's kind of cutebut also "if you legally wrong me i'm reporting you to the authorities" isn't blackmail. "give my wallet back or i call the cops" "quit discriminating against me or i report you"HaRRicH posted... </cite><quote>Imagine your first year under your belt at this new job you manipulated your way into -- feeling smug and clever now that you've gotten away with it.And then you slip with one co-worker that you just got home. Maybe it's home from getting the mail, maybe it's home from lunch, maybe it's home from vacation, but you just say it without thinking.</quote>i mean why do i say this? why am i trying to connect with coworkers on a personal level. i just want a job where it's kind of like i don't have a job </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 10/04/23 11:04:48 AM #67:	NeatoAnAccount posted... "An employer may not take action against an applicant or employee for answering an unlawful question untruthfully." It's not unlawful. That's why it's a standard question that has been specifically written to not be discriminatory based on EEOC rules and guidelines. They didn't ask if you could work in an office. They asked if you had any special requirements so that they could be sure to accommodate you in accordance with EEOC guidance. You are the one assuming it is discriminatory when they have written it to be the opposite. --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:976470071] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>"An employer may not take action against an applicant or employee for answering an unlawful question untruthfully."</quote>It's not unlawful. That's why it's a standard question that has been specifically written to not be discriminatory based on EEOC rules and guidelines.They didn't ask if you could work in an office. They asked if you had any special requirements so that they could be sure to accommodate you in accordance with EEOC guidance. You are the one assuming it is discriminatory when they have written it to be the opposite. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MysteriousStan 10/04/23 11:10:43 AM #68:	LiquidOshawott posted... Oh is Neato SHM this explains a lot I hope you all know that continuing to engage in this topic is an exercise in futility. It will accomplish nothing. <cite>MysteriousStan posted [p:976470187] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>LiquidOshawott posted... </cite><quote>Oh is Neato SHMthis explains a lot</quote>I hope you all know that continuing to engage in this topic is an exercise in futility. It will accomplish nothing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaRRicH 10/04/23 11:14:15 AM #69:	Small talk strikes us all. If you ever entered a meeting early, if you ever waited for someone to enter a meeting who came late, if you ever had a job with "mandatory fun" like work-free meetings, if your performance ever seems different and your boss or teammate asks what's up, if someone ever mentions National Pineapple Day or whatever and it moves you to chime in, if you ever seem too quiet and distant and someone decides to reach out, if someone ever asks how you learned something in the past you're bringing to this job you manipulated... ...if you're planning to dodge small-talk, it's a weak arrogant plan. Time and random off-guard moments will have your blood pressure heightened and your behavior a little weirder every day you work. Get an existing remote-work job. --- O P E R A T I O N O U S T : Nominate SHEIK! https://i.imgur.com/OpudFxm.jpg <cite>HaRRicH posted [p:976470256] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Small talk strikes us all. If you ever entered a meeting early, if you ever waited for someone to enter a meeting who came late, if you ever had a job with "mandatory fun" like work-free meetings, if your performance ever seems different and your boss or teammate asks what's up, if someone ever mentions National Pineapple Day or whatever and it moves you to chime in, if you ever seem too quiet and distant and someone decides to reach out, if someone ever asks how you learned something in the past you're bringing to this job you manipulated......if you're planning to dodge small-talk, it's a weak arrogant plan. Time and random off-guard moments will have your blood pressure heightened and your behavior a little weirder every day you work.Get an existing remote-work job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/04/23 11:17:20 AM #70:	Maniac64 posted... They didn't ask if you could work in an office. They asked if you had any special requirements so that they could be sure to accommodate you in accordance with EOEA guidance. You are the one assuming it is discriminatory when they have written it to be the opposite. If I say "yes, my requirement is working from home" they are instantly dumpstering my application. My interviewer would probably admit it too. If I just ask "so if i said i had to work from home you wouldn't be interviewing me right" they would say "right" and then they have admitted to it. Everyone knows this, including the EEOC. The EEOC says on their website (somewhere) that candidates will often wait until after receiving an offer to ask for accommodation because it's difficult to prove discrimination beforehand. You can't penalize a candidate for lying on their application to protect themselves from discrimination. --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976470325] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Maniac64 posted... </cite><quote>They didn't ask if you could work in an office. They asked if you had any special requirements so that they could be sure to accommodate you in accordance with EOEA guidance. You are the one assuming it is discriminatory when they have written it to be the opposite.</quote>If I say "yes, my requirement is working from home" they are instantly dumpstering my application. My interviewer would probably admit it too. If I just ask "so if i said i had to work from home you wouldn't be interviewing me right" they would say "right" and then they have admitted to it.Everyone knows this, including the EEOC. The EEOC says on their website (somewhere) that candidates will often wait until after receiving an offer to ask for accommodation because it's difficult to prove discrimination beforehand. You can't penalize a candidate for lying on their application to protect themselves from discrimination. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Colegreen_c12 10/04/23 11:33:30 AM #71:	All I know is I can't wait for the follow up topic a year from now talking about your time in prison --- DPOblivion beat us all. <cite>Colegreen_c12 posted [p:976470648] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>All I know is I can't wait for the follow up topic a year from now talking about your time in prison </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 10/04/23 12:31:39 PM #73:	He thinks this plan is foolproof so let's just let him prove it --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:976471769] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>He thinks this plan is foolproof so let's just let him prove it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kenri 10/04/23 12:31:56 PM #74:	NeatoAnAccount posted... If I say "yes, my requirement is working from home" they are instantly dumpstering my application. My interviewer would probably admit it too. If I just ask "so if i said i had to work from home you wouldn't be interviewing me right" they would say "right" and then they have admitted to it. Correct, because that's not a reasonable accommodation to a job where they (claim to) need you around in-person. --- Congrats to BKSheikah, who knows more about years than anyone else. <cite>Kenri posted [p:976471773] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>If I say "yes, my requirement is working from home" they are instantly dumpstering my application. My interviewer would probably admit it too. If I just ask "so if i said i had to work from home you wouldn't be interviewing me right" they would say "right" and then they have admitted to it.</quote>Correct, because that's not a reasonable accommodation to a job where they (claim to) need you around in-person. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cavedweller2000 10/04/23 12:32:03 PM #75:	NeatoAnAccount posted... If I say "yes, my requirement is working from home" they are instantly dumpstering my application. My interviewer would probably admit it too. If I just ask "so if i said i had to work from home you wouldn't be interviewing me right" they would say "right" and then they have admitted to it. Everyone knows this, including the EEOC. The EEOC says on their website (somewhere) that candidates will often wait until after receiving an offer to ask for accommodation because it's difficult to prove discrimination beforehand. You can't penalize a candidate for lying on their application to protect themselves from discrimination. So if the interviewer asks "Do you have any specific requirements so we can accommodate you?" What would your response be? --- Well done to azuarc for finishing 67 places above me in the 2020 GOTD Guru Contest! <cite>Cavedweller2000 posted [p:976471778] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>If I say "yes, my requirement is working from home" they are instantly dumpstering my application. My interviewer would probably admit it too. If I just ask "so if i said i had to work from home you wouldn't be interviewing me right" they would say "right" and then they have admitted to it.Everyone knows this, including the EEOC. The EEOC says on their website (somewhere) that candidates will often wait until after receiving an offer to ask for accommodation because it's difficult to prove discrimination beforehand. You can't penalize a candidate for lying on their application to protect themselves from discrimination.</quote>So if the interviewer asks "Do you have any specific requirements so we can accommodate you?" What would your response be? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Underleveled 10/04/23 12:57:23 PM #76:	As someone who has actually had to have a medical-based accommodation at work before, and one that was significantly minor compared to what you're asking for, I can say with certainty that no employer is going to give you such an extreme accommodation without documentation from your doctor that you need such an accommodation in order to perform the job (not that you have a medical condition, but that you need the accommodation). And beyond that it's a lot of paperwork and meetings and chats with HR and your boss... it's a headache and can feel like more trouble than it's worth and I actively tried to avoid it until it became clear that I wouldn't be able to perform certain expectations without it. Besides the fact that threatening to sue someone in an interview is certainly going to get you disqualified on the basis of they simply don't want to hire someone with an attitude like that, you've already been brazen enough to post your plan in intricate detail on a public forum, which says that even if you do get hired, you're going to continue to brag elsewhere and eventually brag to the wrong person. --- darkx Games beaten in 2023 - 7; Most recent - Professor Layton and the Curious Village <cite>Underleveled posted [p:976472223] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>As someone who has actually had to have a medical-based accommodation at work before, and one that was significantly minor compared to what you're asking for, I can say with certainty that no employer is going to give you such an extreme accommodation without documentation from your doctor that you need such an accommodation in order to perform the job (not that you have a medical condition, but that you need the accommodation). And beyond that it's a lot of paperwork and meetings and chats with HR and your boss... it's a headache and can feel like more trouble than it's worth and I actively tried to avoid it until it became clear that I wouldn't be able to perform certain expectations without it.Besides the fact that threatening to sue someone in an interview is certainly going to get you disqualified on the basis of they simply don't want to hire someone with an attitude like that, you've already been brazen enough to post your plan in intricate detail on a public forum, which says that even if you do get hired, you're going to continue to brag elsewhere and eventually brag to the wrong person. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 10/04/23 2:52:50 PM #77:	It's honestly way easier to just lie about being ok with office work. Say you just need 1 month remote and then you'll come in. Then extend it 2-3 more months. Eventually they'll forget about it. --- _foolmo_ he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:976474525] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>It's honestly way easier to just lie about being ok with office work. Say you just need 1 month remote and then you'll come in. Then extend it 2-3 more months. Eventually they'll forget about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/05/23 4:01:53 PM #79:	Asking my doctor to write me an accommodation letter, I might be able to do this honestly :D I applied to like 20 jobs yesterday with the "quick apply" button and already scheduled 4 interviews lol. One of them is even for a position that's supposed to be remote! Kenri posted... Correct, because that's not a reasonable accommodation to a job where they (claim to) need you around in-person. You don't understand what a "reasonable accommodation" is. Working from home is not a "reasonable accommodation" for an auto mechanic or a construction worker. It is a "reasonable accommodation" for someone who does chats and emails, or software engineering, or graphic design, or phone sales, or whatever. An employer doesn't get to deny that accommodation on the basis that everyone else is in the office. They need to explain why that accommodation would cause undue hardship, and for the jobs I'm applying to it simply wouldn't. --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976495107] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Asking my doctor to write me an accommodation letter, I might be able to do this honestly :DI applied to like 20 jobs yesterday with the "quick apply" button and already scheduled 4 interviews lol. One of them is even for a position that's supposed to be remote!Kenri posted... </cite><quote>Correct, because that's not a reasonable accommodation to a job where they (claim to) need you around in-person.</quote>You don't understand what a "reasonable accommodation" is. Working from home is not a "reasonable accommodation" for an auto mechanic or a construction worker. It is a "reasonable accommodation" for someone who does chats and emails, or software engineering, or graphic design, or phone sales, or whatever. An employer doesn't get to deny that accommodation on the basis that everyone else is in the office. They need to explain why that accommodation would cause undue hardship, and for the jobs I'm applying to it simply wouldn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/05/23 4:02:58 PM #80:	Cavedweller2000 posted... So if the interviewer asks "Do you have any specific requirements so we can accommodate you?" What would your response be? Yes, I have HIV so I can't go into the office. "Sorry, we're not offering remote work at this time" I'm sorry, did you hear me? I have a disability and you're required by the ADA to accommodate it. I actually basically used this today and it worked lmao --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976495126] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Cavedweller2000 posted... </cite><quote>So if the interviewer asks "Do you have any specific requirements so we can accommodate you?" What would your response be?</quote>Yes, I have HIV so I can't go into the office."Sorry, we're not offering remote work at this time"I'm sorry, did you hear me? I have a disability and you're required by the ADA to accommodate it.I actually basically used this today and it worked lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 10/05/23 4:21:46 PM #81:	The good news is anyone dumb enough to go through with this plan is also dumb enough to get fired fast --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:976495466] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>The good news is anyone dumb enough to go through with this plan is also dumb enough to get fired fast </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kenri 10/05/23 4:39:32 PM #82:	NeatoAnAccount posted... They need to explain why that accommodation would cause undue hardship right and they'll just make something up, which is what employers do anyway when they don't want to offer remote work as an option --- Congrats to BKSheikah, who knows more about years than anyone else. <cite>Kenri posted [p:976495773] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>They need to explain why that accommodation would cause undue hardship</quote>right and they'll just make something up, which is what employers do anyway when they don't want to offer remote work as an option </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/05/23 5:05:25 PM #83:	Kenri posted... right and they'll just make something up, which is what employers do anyway when they don't want to offer remote work as an option What can they possibly make up lmao the job description is on the internet and all of it can be done remotely --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976496226] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Kenri posted... </cite><quote>right and they'll just make something up, which is what employers do anyway when they don't want to offer remote work as an option</quote>What can they possibly make up lmao the job description is on the internet and all of it can be done remotely </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 10/06/23 12:05:01 AM #84:	Their lawyers can explain exactly what can be done --- _foolmo_ he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:976503491] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Their lawyers can explain exactly what can be done </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cavedweller2000 10/06/23 1:58:32 AM #85:	NeatoAnAccount posted... Yes, I have HIV so I can't go into the office. "Sorry, we're not offering remote work at this time" I'm sorry, did you hear me? I have a disability and you're required by the ADA to accommodate it. I actually basically used this today and it worked lmao I call BS --- Well done to azuarc for finishing 67 places above me in the 2020 GOTD Guru Contest! <cite>Cavedweller2000 posted [p:976504597] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>Yes, I have HIV so I can't go into the office."Sorry, we're not offering remote work at this time"I'm sorry, did you hear me? I have a disability and you're required by the ADA to accommodate it.I actually basically used this today and it worked lmao</quote>I call BS </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 10/06/23 9:13:42 AM #86:	is it really that hard for you to believe that the interviewer said "sorry we don't offer that as an option" and then finished out the interview anyway after i explained that she was discriminating against me --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:976507590] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>is it really that hard for you to believe that the interviewer said "sorry we don't offer that as an option" and then finished out the interview anyway after i explained that she was discriminating against me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 10/06/23 9:22:41 AM #87:	It's really hard to believe someone would post this topic if they weren't an attention seeking whore --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:976507694] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>It's really hard to believe someone would post this topic if they weren't an attention seeking whore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jcgamer107 10/06/23 9:26:43 AM #88:	I wish I could go back in time to stop myself from reading through this topic --- azuarc wasn't even home. he was playing Magic the Gathering at his buddy's store, which is extremely easy to verify <cite>jcgamer107 posted [p:976507750] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>I wish I could go back in time to stop myself from reading through this topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
most_games_r_ok 10/06/23 12:16:53 PM #89:	How has this topic gone beyond the first page and why one earth is this some "genius master plan". One of the easiest ways to land in jail if successful and then found out cause you literally don't care since you're bragging about it on Gfaqs of all things. Clearly, you will slip up and get caught. --- "I do because I can." http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Micer101.png <cite>most_games_r_ok posted [p:976510289] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>How has this topic gone beyond the first page and why one earth is this some "genius master plan". One of the easiest ways to land in jail if successful and then found out cause you literally don't care since you're bragging about it on Gfaqs of all things. Clearly, you will slip up and get caught. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrivateBiscuit1 10/06/23 12:39:12 PM #90:	I'm reasonably sure this is all a troll and you guys fell for it. --- I stream sometimes. Check it out! www.twitch.tv/heroicbiz/ <cite>PrivateBiscuit1 posted [p:976510676] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>I'm reasonably sure this is all a troll and you guys fell for it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanis23 10/06/23 8:31:15 PM #91:	most_games_r_ok posted... How has this topic gone beyond the first page and why one earth is this some "genius master plan". One of the easiest ways to land in jail if successful and then found out cause you literally don't care since you're bragging about it on Gfaqs of all things. Clearly, you will slip up and get caught. Why do you think anyone will find this here This isn't Facebook. It's a dead message board in a dead website and he is using a nickname --- wololo <cite>Nanis23 posted [p:976518258] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>most_games_r_ok posted... </cite><quote>How has this topic gone beyond the first page and why one earth is this some "genius master plan". One of the easiest ways to land in jail if successful and then found out cause you literally don't care since you're bragging about it on Gfaqs of all things. Clearly, you will slip up and get caught.</quote>Why do you think anyone will find this hereThis isn't Facebook. It's a dead message board in a dead website and he is using a nickname </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 10/06/23 8:54:16 PM #92:	There is a large amount of spiteful energy among b8ers, and precedent for using it --- _foolmo_ he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:976518634] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>There is a large amount of spiteful energy among b8ers, and precedent for using it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
most_games_r_ok 10/07/23 12:06:51 PM #93:	Nanis23 posted... Why do you think anyone will find this here This isn't Facebook. It's a dead message board in a dead website and he is using a nickname Nothing to do with anyone finding it here, it's about having the brazen confidence to brag about it at all. --- "I do because I can." http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/Micer101.png <cite>most_games_r_ok posted [p:976527074] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Nanis23 posted... </cite><quote>Why do you think anyone will find this hereThis isn't Facebook. It's a dead message board in a dead website and he is using a nickname</quote>Nothing to do with anyone finding it here, it's about having the brazen confidence to brag about it at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueCrystalTear 10/07/23 3:43:38 PM #94:	NeatoAnAccount posted... is it really that hard for you to believe that the interviewer said "sorry we don't offer that as an option" and then finished out the interview anyway after i explained that she was discriminating against me So you got the job? --- Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered! RIP Bob Barker (1923 - 2023) - and thanks for all the memories. <cite>BlueCrystalTear posted [p:976530247] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>NeatoAnAccount posted... </cite><quote>is it really that hard for you to believe that the interviewer said "sorry we don't offer that as an option" and then finished out the interview anyway after i explained that she was discriminating against me</quote>So you got the job? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiteLens 10/07/23 5:14:24 PM #95:	Wouldn't it be easier to apply for a genuine remote job in a liberal city and just say you're gay to be a diversity hire? I have no idea if that works but that sounds better than whatever the hell you came up with to create this topic. --- FFXIV - Faerie Server: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/5086952/ F/GO: 271551102; FFBE: 886783216 <cite>WhiteLens posted [p:976531555] in Lying to g... [t:80584519]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't it be easier to apply for a genuine remote job in a liberal city and just say you're gay to be a diversity hire?I have no idea if that works but that sounds better than whatever the hell you came up with to create this topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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