Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat Psycho Mantis in a fight?

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rwlh 04/14/22 4:39:12 PM #1:	Arguments for Mantis: he can lift Donkey Kong into the air and fling him into walls he can confuse Donkey Kong with illusions DK lacks meta awareness and won't think to change the controller port Arguments for DK: he is canonically too dimwitted to be mind controlled he is incredibly durable and can probably withstand most of Mantis's attacks if DK shoots Mantis, it's gonna hurt Who takes this titanic clash of the champions? <cite>rwlh posted [p:964286968] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Arguments for Mantis: he can lift Donkey Kong into the air and fling him into wallshe can confuse Donkey Kong with illusionsDK lacks meta awareness and won't think to change the controller port Arguments for DK: he is canonically too dimwitted to be mind controlledhe is incredibly durable and can probably withstand most of Mantis's attacksif DK shoots Mantis, it's gonna hurt Who takes this titanic clash of the champions? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Punnyz 04/14/22 4:40:45 PM #2:	if Mantis was just a purely mind-oritented Psychic, I would say DK but his powers allow him to do too many other things --- https://i.imgur.com/qBpLe47.png http://i.imgur.com/25MHSn1.gif <cite>Punnyz posted [p:964287004] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>if Mantis was just a purely mind-oritented Psychic, I would say DK but his powers allow him to do too many other things </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anagram 04/14/22 5:01:59 PM #3:	It doesn't matter if Psycho Mantis can't control him. As long as he can predict DK's actions by reading his mind, he'll never get hit. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:964287516] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>It doesn't matter if Psycho Mantis can't control him. As long as he can predict DK's actions by reading his mind, he'll never get hit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fastbreak 04/14/22 5:03:25 PM #4:	Who is captaining the Dk and Mantis? What's the terrain? The buy down? The hell kind of battle is this --- Fastbreak Intensifies ScareChan Intensifies <cite>Fastbreak posted [p:964287556] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Who is captaining the Dk and Mantis? What's the terrain? The buy down? The hell kind of battle is this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagSEP 04/14/22 5:09:52 PM #5:	Anagram posted... It doesn't matter if Psycho Mantis can't control him. As long as he can predict DK's actions by reading his mind, he'll never get hit. You may not know this, but DK's coconut gun fires in spurts, which makes it hard to predict beyond the knowledge of "He's going to shoot it." Thus, one must draw the conclusion that it will, indeed, hurt. --- #SEP #Awesome #Excellent #Greatness #SteveNash #VitaminWater #SmellingLikeTheVault #Pigeon #Sexy #ActuallyAVeryIntelligentVelociraptor #Heel #CoolSpot #EndOfSig <cite>HashtagSEP posted [p:964287712] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Anagram posted... </cite> <quote>It doesn't matter if Psycho Mantis can't control him. As long as he can predict DK's actions by reading his mind, he'll never get hit.</quote> You may not know this, but DK's coconut gun fires in spurts, which makes it hard to predict beyond the knowledge of "He's going to shoot it." Thus, one must draw the conclusion that it will, indeed, hurt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shonen_Bat 04/14/22 5:20:58 PM #6:	DK's bigger, faster, and stronger too. Really, how fast is Mantis? Can he mindread "I'm going to punch you 12 times in a second" and get away from that? Or thunderclaps that shatter falling rocks? https://gfycat.com/athleticwideeyedchanticleer --- Hello again. <cite>Shonen_Bat posted [p:964287978] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>DK's bigger, faster, and stronger too. Really, how fast is Mantis? Can he mindread "I'm going to punch you 12 times in a second" and get away from that? Or thunderclaps that shatter falling rocks? https://gfycat.com/athleticwideeyedchanticleer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aecioo 04/14/22 6:54:09 PM #7:	Worst mercs description ever --- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ <cite>Aecioo posted [p:964290035] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Worst mercs description ever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 04/14/22 7:01:25 PM #8:	Anagram posted... It doesn't matter if Psycho Mantis can't control him. As long as he can predict DK's actions by reading his mind, he'll never get hit. If he's too dumb to be mind controlled he's definitely too dumb for his mind to be read --- Kneel... or you will be knelt <cite>NFUN posted [p:964290201] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Anagram posted... </cite> <quote>It doesn't matter if Psycho Mantis can't control him. As long as he can predict DK's actions by reading his mind, he'll never get hit.</quote>If he's too dumb to be mind controlled he's definitely too dumb for his mind to be read </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pirateking2000 04/14/22 7:07:18 PM #9:	Didnt DK punch a moon? --- XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2 "There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama <cite>Pirateking2000 posted [p:964290302] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Didnt DK punch a moon? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hbthebattle 04/14/22 8:38:47 PM #10:	Donkey Kong is a cartoon character, in a realistic setting he's probably just too fast and strong for mantis to handle --- Congrats to azuarc for winning the GotD Guru! <cite>Hbthebattle posted [p:964292265] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong is a cartoon character, in a realistic setting he's probably just too fast and strong for mantis to handle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 04/14/22 9:06:42 PM #11:	how many hits can DK take before he dies --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:964292921] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>how many hits can DK take before he dies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamekguy 04/14/22 10:03:27 PM #12:	DK actively has meta awareness. The entire plot of Donkey Kong Land is DK claiming that he could get the banana horde again on weaker hardware, and Cranky Kong goes "bet", calls K Rool, and they have an adventure on the Game Boy. Additionally, he has a Switch on him at all times as of Tropical Freeze, meaning that he actively has controllers to change the ports of. This is a terrible match-up for Mantis. And THEN DK can punch the moon on top of that. --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor <cite>Kamekguy posted [p:964294307] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>DK actively has meta awareness. The entire plot of Donkey Kong Land is DK claiming that he could get the banana horde again on weaker hardware, and Cranky Kong goes "bet", calls K Rool, and they have an adventure on the Game Boy. Additionally, he has a Switch on him at all times as of Tropical Freeze, meaning that he actively has controllers to change the ports of. This is a terrible match-up for Mantis. And THEN DK can punch the moon on top of that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrivateBiscuit1 04/14/22 10:30:32 PM #13:	yeah --- I stream sometimes. Check it out! www.twitch.tv/heroicbiz/ <cite>PrivateBiscuit1 posted [p:964294885] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingButz 04/14/22 11:29:25 PM #14:	One guy has psychic and telekinetic powers and the other is a dumbass ape. How is this even a question --- rip imgcake <cite>KingButz posted [p:964296096] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>One guy has psychic and telekinetic powers and the other is a dumbass ape. How is this even a question </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 04/15/22 10:58:14 AM #15:	I wonder if DK's bongos could counteract Mantis's psychometric interference. <cite>rwlh posted [p:964304063] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>I wonder if DK's bongos could counteract Mantis's psychometric interference. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 04/15/22 11:04:39 AM #16:	All depends on terrain. Mantis doesn't have a ton of telekinetic power like he's basically just limited to throwing things and force push things. DK could probably shrug off small objects all day. His mind reading also is functionally a bit limited in that if it's implausible to dodge he wouldn't really be able to. If there isn't a lot of beefy stuff to toss at DK Mantis loses. If the terrain is too small for Mantis to maneuver he loses. Otherwise he eventually wins. --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:964304192] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>All depends on terrain. Mantis doesn't have a ton of telekinetic power like he's basically just limited to throwing things and force push things. DK could probably shrug off small objects all day. His mind reading also is functionally a bit limited in that if it's implausible to dodge he wouldn't really be able to. If there isn't a lot of beefy stuff to toss at DK Mantis loses. If the terrain is too small for Mantis to maneuver he loses. Otherwise he eventually wins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathChicken 04/15/22 11:41:18 AM #17:	Is this old Mantis or young Mantis from MGS5? Young Mantis was pretty ridiculous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nTVrR0Gc5g&t=0m46s --- We are thought, and reality, and concept, and the unimaginable <cite>DeathChicken posted [p:964304951] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Is this old Mantis or young Mantis from MGS5? Young Mantis was pretty ridiculous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nTVrR0Gc5g&t=0m46s </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 04/15/22 11:45:15 AM #18:	Now imagining this fight taking place in the jungle Mantis can't hurt DK and plinks off him endlessly by throwing random plants, rocks, and small animals at him DK can't hit him, eventually starts to ignore him and go about his day DK is eventually able to win as Mantis starves to death --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:964305049] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Now imagining this fight taking place in the jungle Mantis can't hurt DK and plinks off him endlessly by throwing random plants, rocks, and small animals at him DK can't hit him, eventually starts to ignore him and go about his day DK is eventually able to win as Mantis starves to death </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greengravy294 04/15/22 12:09:35 PM #19:	Votes no --- https://imgur.com/a/LEqiW https://imgur.com/iXHxhET <cite>greengravy294 posted [p:964305579] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Votes no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 04/15/22 12:33:43 PM #20:	Lopen posted... Now imagining this fight taking place in the jungle Mantis can't hurt DK and plinks off him endlessly by throwing random plants, rocks, and small animals at him DK can't hit him, eventually starts to ignore him and go about his day DK is eventually able to win as Mantis starves to death Are you saying Psycho Mantis can't take his gas mask off to eat bananas? <cite>rwlh posted [p:964306082] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Lopen posted... </cite> <quote>Now imagining this fight taking place in the jungle Mantis can't hurt DK and plinks off him endlessly by throwing random plants, rocks, and small animals at him DK can't hit him, eventually starts to ignore him and go about his day DK is eventually able to win as Mantis starves to death</quote> Are you saying Psycho Mantis can't take his gas mask off to eat bananas? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 04/15/22 1:05:45 PM #21:	DK will camp all bananas and establish dominance over the jungle --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:964306767] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>DK will camp all bananas and establish dominance over the jungle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sorozone 04/15/22 1:06:35 PM #22:	Based on the argument so far, leaning DK. --- https://m.twitch.tv/sorozone/profile <cite>Sorozone posted [p:964306795] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Based on the argument so far, leaning DK. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Maniac64 04/15/22 1:17:37 PM #23:	rwlh posted... Are you saying Psycho Mantis can't take his gas mask off to eat bananas? If Mantis steals even one banana we have a much more motivated DK in this fight. --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris <cite>Maniac64 posted [p:964307036] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>Are you saying Psycho Mantis can't take his gas mask off to eat bananas?</quote>If Mantis steals even one banana we have a much more motivated DK in this fight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeeksFire 04/15/22 1:38:07 PM #24:	Yeah, i'd say DK. <cite>ZeeksFire posted [p:964307522] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, i'd say DK. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFDragon 04/15/22 1:45:44 PM #25:	Is this Smash DK because he's just a toy trophy then --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus <cite>FFDragon posted [p:964307700] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Is this Smash DK because he's just a toy trophy then </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 04/15/22 1:50:45 PM #26:	You can't mind read a trophy. Smash DK solos --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:964307817] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>You can't mind read a trophy. Smash DK solos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
charmander6000 04/15/22 2:17:15 PM #27:	Donkey Kong being immune to mind control makes it a more even fight, the question is whether that extends to mind reading. If so, then DK easily wins, if not, then advantage Psycho Mantis, but DK could still win with his sound wave attacks. It would be hard to dodge those even if you know it's coming. --- Congratulations to azuarc for winning the guru challenge <cite>charmander6000 posted [p:964308446] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong being immune to mind control makes it a more even fight, the question is whether that extends to mind reading. If so, then DK easily wins, if not, then advantage Psycho Mantis, but DK could still win with his sound wave attacks. It would be hard to dodge those even if you know it's coming. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescent-Moon 04/15/22 2:20:43 PM #28:	Maniac64 posted... If Mantis steals even one banana we have a much more motivated DK in this fight. If he steals even one banana, he's dead before he even knows what hit him. --- So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten! <cite>Crescent-Moon posted [p:964308519] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Maniac64 posted... </cite> <quote>If Mantis steals even one banana we have a much more motivated DK in this fight.</quote>If he steals even one banana, he's dead before he even knows what hit him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/15/22 4:44:04 PM #29:	rwlh posted... Are you saying Psycho Mantis can't take his gas mask off to eat bananas? Psycho Mantis dies from malnutrition of some sorts (but not starvation). --- "So much love in his words." - RIP Stephen Sondheim, 1930-2021 <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:964311770] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>Are you saying Psycho Mantis can't take his gas mask off to eat bananas?</quote>Psycho Mantis dies from malnutrition of some sorts (but not starvation). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 04/15/22 5:35:59 PM #30:	Psycho Mantis can also win the fight from beyond the grave --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:964312928] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Psycho Mantis can also win the fight from beyond the grave </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torlovsk 04/15/22 5:39:15 PM #31:	Pirateking2000 posted... Didnt DK punch a moon? As he says. Since it appears DK could resist Mantis' telekinesis to some extent or another, the crux of this matter comes down to the latter's ability to evade Kong's attacks. If a feat like the moon punch has parameters equivalent to the same action in the real world, and unless this takes place in some sort of featureless void immune to any kind of deformation, Donkey Kong could just wreck the arena until Mantis was caught in the destruction: He'd die simply to the debris caused by blows of such force. <cite>Torlovsk posted [p:964313007] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Pirateking2000 posted... </cite> <quote>Didnt DK punch a moon?</quote> As he says. Since it appears DK could resist Mantis' telekinesis to some extent or another, the crux of this matter comes down to the latter's ability to evade Kong's attacks. If a feat like the moon punch has parameters equivalent to the same action in the real world, and unless this takes place in some sort of featureless void immune to any kind of deformation, Donkey Kong could just wreck the arena until Mantis was caught in the destruction: He'd die simply to the debris caused by blows of such force. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 04/15/22 8:55:03 PM #32:	Torlovsk posted... As he says. Since it appears DK could resist Mantis' telekinesis to some extent or another, the crux of this matter comes down to the latter's ability to evade Kong's attacks. If a feat like the moon punch has parameters equivalent to the same action in the real world, and unless this takes place in some sort of featureless void immune to any kind of deformation, Donkey Kong could just wreck the arena until Mantis was caught in the destruction: He'd die simply to the debris caused by blows of such force. Would DK be able to think of a plan that doesn't involve running at and punching Mantis? <cite>rwlh posted [p:964317286] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Torlovsk posted... </cite> <quote>As he says. Since it appears DK could resist Mantis' telekinesis to some extent or another, the crux of this matter comes down to the latter's ability to evade Kong's attacks. If a feat like the moon punch has parameters equivalent to the same action in the real world, and unless this takes place in some sort of featureless void immune to any kind of deformation, Donkey Kong could just wreck the arena until Mantis was caught in the destruction: He'd die simply to the debris caused by blows of such force.</quote> Would DK be able to think of a plan that doesn't involve running at and punching Mantis? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torlovsk 04/15/22 9:21:10 PM #33:	rwlh posted... Would DK be able to think of a plan that doesn't involve running at and punching Mantis? Depending on the incarnation of Donkey Kong we're talking about, but I would expect your "standard Donkey Kong" could. Remember he's capable of speech in many games, and has demonstrated the ability to play musical instruments, and use vehicles. He's beyond just some "dumb ape". <cite>Torlovsk posted [p:964317914] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>Would DK be able to think of a plan that doesn't involve running at and punching Mantis?</quote> Depending on the incarnation of Donkey Kong we're talking about, but I would expect your "standard Donkey Kong" could. Remember he's capable of speech in many games, and has demonstrated the ability to play musical instruments, and use vehicles. He's beyond just some "dumb ape". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 04/15/22 9:23:25 PM #34:	He was called Donkey Kong because they thought donkeys conveyed stupidity --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:964317960] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>He was called Donkey Kong because they thought donkeys conveyed stupidity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torlovsk 04/15/22 9:38:06 PM #35:	Leonhart4 posted... He was called Donkey Kong because they thought donkeys conveyed stupidity In the preponderance of accounts I find about his name origin, it's "stubborness". Either way, DK's portrayal has grown beyond how he was originally cast by Miyamoto, whose role has been that of a figurehead for years now. <cite>Torlovsk posted [p:964318335] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Leonhart4 posted... </cite> <quote>He was called Donkey Kong because they thought donkeys conveyed stupidity</quote> In the preponderance of accounts I find about his name origin, it's "stubborness". Either way, DK's portrayal has grown beyond how he was originally cast by Miyamoto, whose role has been that of a figurehead for years now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 04/15/22 9:39:25 PM #36:	stubbornness --- Kneel... or you will be knelt <cite>NFUN posted [p:964318370] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>stubbornness </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FL81 04/16/22 2:24:20 AM #38:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkxqt9SVO4E --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:964323401] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkxqt9SVO4E </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zylothewolf 04/16/22 3:28:45 AM #39:	Donkey Kong can beat Solid Snake in Smash, and Snake wins over Mantis. --- Ngamer64: Zylo, you're making less sense every day. Azuarc >Me <cite>Zylothewolf posted [p:964323986] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong can beat Solid Snake in Smash, and Snake wins over Mantis. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 04/16/22 10:55:34 AM #40:	Zylothewolf posted... Donkey Kong can beat Solid Snake in Smash, and Snake wins over Mantis. But Snake can also beat Donkey Kong! <cite>rwlh posted [p:964328441] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Zylothewolf posted... </cite> <quote>Donkey Kong can beat Solid Snake in Smash, and Snake wins over Mantis.</quote> But Snake can also beat Donkey Kong! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 04/16/22 11:07:11 AM #41:	rwlh posted... But Snake can also beat Donkey Kong! Why doesn't imply that Mantis can beat Kong. Kong beats Mantis but Mantis may not beat Kong. QED --- Kneel... or you will be knelt <cite>NFUN posted [p:964328675] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>But Snake can also beat Donkey Kong!</quote>Why doesn't imply that Mantis can beat Kong. Kong beats Mantis but Mantis may not beat Kong. QED </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 04/16/22 11:33:37 AM #42:	I was just saying the logic of a character beating another character in Smash, when the matchup can easily be reversed, seems a bit faulty. I would need to see Smash tier lists before feeling comfortable factoring that into the equation! <cite>rwlh posted [p:964329188] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>I was just saying the logic of a character beating another character in Smash, when the matchup can easily be reversed, seems a bit faulty. I would need to see Smash tier lists before feeling comfortable factoring that into the equation! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 04/16/22 4:47:08 PM #43:	Well it's true! <cite>rwlh posted [p:964336245] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Well it's true! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 04/17/22 2:12:46 PM #44:	Current unofficial tally is 13-4, Kong. It's unofficial tally because this is an informal thing so I didn't ask for bolded votes or anything, so a few of the posts I interpreted as votes that might not have been intended as votes. Either way, DK is cleaning up. I thought it would be a lot closer. <cite>rwlh posted [p:964357134] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Current unofficial tally is 13-4, Kong. It's unofficial tally because this is an informal thing so I didn't ask for bolded votes or anything, so a few of the posts I interpreted as votes that might not have been intended as votes. Either way, DK is cleaning up. I thought it would be a lot closer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 04/18/22 11:00:03 AM #45:	psycho mantis is a dude so he gets killed if he has sex donkey kang wins --- "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:964376290] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>psycho mantis is a dude so he gets killed if he has sex donkey kang wins </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accel_R8 04/18/22 11:02:52 AM #46:	Mantis isn't even impressive in his own game. He jobs to regular bullets or strikes from a human. DK strikes would destroy him, and on top of that he's probably more durable than Snake, what with being a cartoonishly strong gorilla. --- https://i.gyazo.com/6fde58a9d13e1f9272a6d6eab35bcff7.png <cite>Accel_R8 posted [p:964376363] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Mantis isn't even impressive in his own game. He jobs to regular bullets or strikes from a human. DK strikes would destroy him, and on top of that he's probably more durable than Snake, what with being a cartoonishly strong gorilla. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescent-Moon 04/18/22 4:30:04 PM #47:	Psycho Kong. That is all. --- So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten! <cite>Crescent-Moon posted [p:964384262] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Psycho Kong. That is all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 04/18/22 4:45:17 PM #48:	Donkey Mantis --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:964384620] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Mantis </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 04/18/22 4:45:50 PM #49:	Mantis Kong --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:964384632] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Mantis Kong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
charmander6000 04/18/22 5:02:58 PM #50:	Psycho Donkey --- Congratulations to azuarc for winning the guru challenge <cite>charmander6000 posted [p:964385043] in Could Donk... [t:79985226]...</cite> <quote>Psycho Donkey </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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