Board 8 > so who is the biggest simp in gaming

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FFDragon
03/14/21 9:17:31 PM
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and why is it this fucking cat from persona 5 royal god damn this is physically painful

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Suprak the Stud
03/14/21 9:23:37 PM
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Kazuchi from Danganronpa 2

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Aecioo
03/14/21 9:26:04 PM
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you'd figure being such a horny cat that no one could understand he had access to all kinds of creepy situations he could take advantage of

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Mac Arrowny
03/14/21 9:39:17 PM
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Suprak the Stud posted...
Kazuchi from Danganronpa 2


I like that all of Sonia's romantic doujins are with Gundam.

And then she also has a bunch of futa doujins where she bangs Kazuichi in the butt.

Good times.
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Wanglicious
03/14/21 9:45:44 PM
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toad?


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Grand Kirby
03/14/21 9:46:17 PM
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Amy Rose hands down

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MZero
03/14/21 10:06:37 PM
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Zidane

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paperwarior
03/14/21 10:11:20 PM
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Suprak the Stud posted...
Kazuchi from Danganronpa 2
I just thought of him as "how Larry Butz must seem to prosecutors" but you're not wrong.

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GuessMyUserName
03/14/21 10:12:14 PM
#9:


Grand Kirby posted...
Amy Rose hands down

first thought that popped in my mind


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paperwarior
03/14/21 10:12:44 PM
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Larry Butz is relevant here too, actually.

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Leonhart4
03/14/21 10:17:59 PM
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Yeah, this is Larry Butz's defining characteristic in every appearance in the series.

Although in his defense he often dates hot supermodels, he just gets dumped frequently and often early in the relationship.

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Johnbobb
03/15/21 1:28:45 AM
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first thought was Travis Touchdown

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mcflubbin
03/15/21 1:34:41 AM
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Eric from Zero Time Dilemma has gotta be up there.

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TheRock1525
03/15/21 1:50:02 AM
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It's Mario.

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Nanis23
03/15/21 2:11:41 AM
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Are we sure Larry and Eric never "scored"?
Isn't this what differs simp from a sugar daddy or something?

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_stingers_
03/15/21 2:29:53 AM
#16:


mcflubbin posted...
Eric from Zero Time Dilemma has gotta be up there.
this my vote

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RikkuAlmighty
03/15/21 2:32:56 AM
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KamikazePotato
03/15/21 2:59:29 AM
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Bowser is a better choice than Mario

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redrocket
03/15/21 3:15:52 AM
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Mario, more like biggest pimp in gaming.

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TheRock1525
03/15/21 8:44:06 AM
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KamikazePotato posted...
Bowser is a better choice than Mario

At least Bowser and Peach had a kid together.

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wg64Z
03/15/21 8:46:30 AM
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Jessie from Avalance in Remake requires a nod here.

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Raka_Putra
03/15/21 10:08:25 AM
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Kazuichi is a great choice.

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Leonhart4
03/15/21 11:15:19 AM
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They've kinda set up Luigi to be that guy in the Mario series in a few of the games.

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Alanna82
03/15/21 11:28:26 AM
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That guy from the three houses DLC, Aelfric?

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FFDragon
03/15/21 12:34:39 PM
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wg64Z posted...
Jessie from Avalance in Remake requires a nod here.

Nah she's definitely a manipulator, Wedge even tells you that.

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Pirateking2000
03/15/21 1:20:36 PM
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Nathanos Blightcaller from World of Warcraft

-Tries hooking up with one of the Windrunners who are hot night elf sisters known for hooking up with human men
-Gets with the zombie one
-Does anything for her without question for her including all the stupid shit she does throughout the game while acting like an edgelord all the while
-Right before Shadowlands he gets taken out and harps on about how she won and she'd bail him out
-She proceeds to not even break him out of The Maw to help her, but seems to completely forget about him and is now jumping for the current human king because he had the balls to tell her she was an idiot.

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Eddv
03/15/21 2:46:19 PM
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Shepard

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redrocket
03/15/21 3:01:24 PM
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Pirateking2000 posted...
Nathanos Blightcaller from World of Warcraft

-Tries hooking up with one of the Windrunners who are hot night elf sisters known for hooking up with human men
-Gets with the zombie one
-Does anything for her without question for her including all the stupid shit she does throughout the game while acting like an edgelord all the while
-Right before Shadowlands he gets taken out and harps on about how she won and she'd bail him out
-She proceeds to not even break him out of The Maw to help her, but seems to completely forget about him and is now jumping for the current human king because he had the balls to tell her she was an idiot.

Fuck Blizzard so much.

For all the bad shit theyve done, WoW lore is somehow still in the conversation for being the worst.

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NFUN
03/15/21 3:06:49 PM
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redrocket posted...


Fuck Blizzard so much.

For all the bad shit theyve done, WoW lore is somehow still in the conversation for being the worst.

this description seems pretty normal. i don't see what's notably objectionable about it at all
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Pirateking2000
03/15/21 3:10:12 PM
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NFUN posted...
this description seems pretty normal. i don't see what's notably objectionable about it at all

redrocket posted...
Fuck Blizzard so much.

For all the bad shit theyve done, WoW lore is somehow still in the conversation for being the worst.

Yep. Also as an extra for Nathanos it sort of has meta simping attached too

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wg64Z
03/16/21 3:18:00 PM
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FFDragon posted...
Nah she's definitely a manipulator, Wedge even tells you that.

I'd take that into account if it came from anyone other than...Wedge.

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FFDragon
03/16/21 3:22:40 PM
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Her character is way better if she uses her acting background to manipulate people, so I choose to believe it.

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KamikazePotato
03/16/21 3:29:58 PM
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Even if Jessie isn't acting at all, she's still not a simp, just someone expressing attraction and not afraid to show it. Let's not devalue the word. A simp in its purest form is someone who devotes their entire existence to one person, willing to crawl through glass to get a backhanded compliment they'll cherish for the rest of their miserable, lonely lives.

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FFDragon
03/16/21 3:33:43 PM
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right right

which brings me back to this fucking cat

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TheRock1525
03/16/21 3:37:01 PM
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Doesn't simping also require the woman to have few, if any, redeeming qualities?

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FFDragon
03/16/21 3:39:37 PM
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The Queen of the Simps doesn't really have any.

Unless having an incredibly hard head counts as one.

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NFUN
03/16/21 3:39:52 PM
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TheRock1525 posted...
Doesn't simping also require the woman to have few, if any, redeeming qualities?

no
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KamikazePotato
03/16/21 3:41:53 PM
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TheRock1525 posted...
Doesn't simping also require the woman to have few, if any, redeeming qualities?
It certainly makes them a BIGGER simp if all they care about is physical attractiveness, but you can still be a simp for someone who's actually great

Kazuichi from DR2 simping for Sonia is an excellent example of a character simping for someone who has many positive qualities. There are non-shallow reasons to like her, but he's still a fucking simp about it

Morgana is totally an example of simping for hotness and hotness alone though

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LeonhartFour
03/16/21 3:45:15 PM
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yeah Jessie is just flirtatious which is not the same thing

I'm trying to think of the biggest Final Fantasy example. Maybe Brother in FFX-2?

also throwing Otacon's name into the ring

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Heroic Bigpun
03/16/21 3:48:44 PM
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Are they still a simp if they score

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Lopen
03/16/21 3:49:02 PM
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Freakin Otacon 100%

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03/16/21 3:50:15 PM
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azuarc
03/16/21 4:07:30 PM
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How did this topic get this far, including talking about specifically Danganronpa, without mentioning Toko?

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Suprak the Stud
03/16/21 4:10:37 PM
#45:


TheRock1525 posted...
Doesn't simping also require the woman to have few, if any, redeeming qualities?

It did at some point. The word has evolved back to mean what KP said.

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Wanglicious
03/16/21 4:33:07 PM
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i didn't even think of Otacon but man, he's got a strong case.
but i still say Toad.


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CherryCokes
03/16/21 4:56:33 PM
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i read this topic title and immediately thought of otacon despite not having played a MGS game in 15+ years

not sure how it's even a competition

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Punnyz
03/16/21 5:07:41 PM
#48:


Heroic Bigpun posted...
Are they still a simp if they score


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LeonhartFour
03/16/21 5:13:36 PM
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if you're arguing Otacon is a simp then yeah

also if you're arguing a simp is someone who falls for someone awful Otacon still qualifies

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TheRock1525
03/16/21 5:48:02 PM
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But Ann is actually a good character!

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