Board 8 > so who is the biggest simp in gaming

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Mewtwo59 posted...

Wow, you must really hate Yusuke.

well he doesn't exactly make a positive first impression

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Ann worst girl

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But

mcflubbin posted...

Eric from Zero Time Dilemma has gotta be up there.

This has to be the objectively best answer

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Yusuke is awful at first.

And then he randomly becomes the BEST.

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Yusuke is awful and becomes mediocre. Only reason people like him so much is because of Matthew Mercer.

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Yusuke is awesome and becomes awesomer.

All the P5 human cast is great.

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KamikazePotato posted...

Yusuke is awful and becomes mediocre. Only reason people like him so much is because of Matthew Mercer.

People like him because his dialogue is hilarious but the delivery does help

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Alanna82 posted...

I forgot about her but I still think Aelfric is worse since He simps for a dead woman and tries to revive her.

True, he is a strong contender for sure. But what do you think Faye would be willing to do if Alm died?

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KamikazePotato posted...

Yusuke is awful and becomes mediocre. Only reason people like him so much is because of Matthew Mercer.

I played with Japanese voices and Yusuke is top tier

and his unvoiced scenes are great anyway!

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Yusuke more like "you need to stop showing up to my house every other god damn day, mmskay?"

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Cloud Strife

He was the biggest simp cuck in the world in the Nibelheim flashbacks

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BlAcK TuRtLe posted...

Cloud Strife

He was the biggest simp cuck in the world in the Nibelheim flashbacks

I know Sephiroth penetrated a girl Cloud likes, but that's just uncalled for

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Yusuke is great. He is so over the top absurd. The boat scene might be the best scene in Persona 5

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Prinnies are simps for literally everyone I'm not sure it counts.

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Update: I have rejected another advance from one of my compatriots. I actually really had to think about this one though.

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Lol this topic.

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shit I take it all back

If my only two options are simpcat and depressed edgelord cat I'll take simpcat back please

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You might regret that

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Surprised Mario is brought up at all, I feel like that must be a misinterpretation. Doing something big for someone is not the same as being a simp. He's usually saving the world along with Peach, and while he does go lengths to save her, it's not like he does anything for her before her life is in danger. He's more of a peace keeper, which often involves saving Peach.

Otacon is a very good choice. It's not important whether or not he gets some, it's whether or not getting some makes a difference. If Otacon was only like that right after being with Naomi it would be a different story, but he'd act the same regardless.

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ctesjbuvf posted...

If Otacon was only like that right after being with Naomi it would be a different story, but he'd act the same regardless.

Like I said before, Sniper Wolf is literally Stockholm Syndrome. There's really no reason to assume he would have been the same with Naomi without that happening.
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Was he even simping after Naomi? I seem to remember them just having one conversation and then Naomi was like "Alright jumping you now"

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He was emotional during the Vamp fight when she showed back up. Honestly I don't remember much besides that.
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I regret that

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Called it

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I honestly don't remember Morgana getting significantly more, uh, simp-y after that point. Maybe it just all blends together though.

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I don't get you guys. Depressed edgelord cat was definitely Morgana's (and the game's) low point.
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Mewtwo59 posted...

I don't get you guys. Depressed edgelord cat was definitely Morgana's (and the game's) low point.

Yup.

Simp Morgana is a bad character, but it was somehow still better than depressed Morgana

the problem is now Morgana simps for two characters instead of just one

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I also don't remember this.
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Persona 5 would be heavily improved by just completely removing Morgana

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KamikazePotato posted...

Persona 5 would be heavily improved by just completely removing Morgana

I am very much of this opinion right now, but we shall see.

At least Yusuke has the ridiculous Jesus scene to keep him afloat. Morgana has *checks notes* nothing.

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just imagine if you weren't playing Royal because Morgana forces you to go to bed at night much more often in the original version of the game so if anything you're getting a superior version of the character

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That is legitimately terrifying.

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wow this thread made me remember how bad morgana is in P5

at least he has combat utility!

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This Morgana hate is uncalled for when Teddie exists

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skullbone posted...

This Morgana hate is uncalled for when Teddie exists

it's absolutely called for because Morgana is worse than Teddie

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KamikazePotato posted...

Persona 5 would be heavily improved by just completely removing Morgana

Truth

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KamikazePotato posted...

Persona 5 would be heavily improved by just completely removing Morgana

This is exactly how I felt about Teddie in 4, so now I am more hesitant to play 5

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Teddie >>> Morgana

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If you hate Morgana at least he usually keeps pretty quiet in group scenes. Teddie dominates group scenes and he's always awful.

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Morgana is fine.

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Morgana >>>>> Teddie

Morgana is fine, pretty decent mascot character. Teddie is absolute trash and contributes to P4 being the worst of the more modern Persona games.

Both Teddie and Morgana are great

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Now let me tell you, if Morgana was simping on Shadow Sae who I just met I may have given him a pass.

Is this the template for Lady D?

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I keep waiting for Morgana to go "Mrgrgr!"

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oh no

no no no

no no no no no no no no

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This Morgana hate is bad and you should feel bad. How can you hate on cat car

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I don't feel bad at all

but now he's making me the little spoon in my own bed and this is completely unacceptable also what is happening no stop

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Hold up

Is... This just persona just a penis in a wheelbarrow?

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