Board 8 > Anagram Ranks 145 Waifus: The Top 69 (nice)

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hombad46
04/07/21 11:10:16 AM
#255:


azuarc posted...
Defensible if you move Toko to the bottom...and completely disregard the numbers. I wouldn't agree with it, but I could accept it.

I always had the impression that the backstory in that case may or may not have actually happened. Fuyuhiko is convinced it did, but everyone's memories are F'ed up to begin with and I had envisioned that Mahiru was meeting him to say, whoa, dude, that's not what happened at all.

I'm pretty sure that case's backstory is shown in the anime, so it did happen.

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Mac Arrowny
04/07/21 11:11:14 AM
#256:


Inviso posted...
Honestly, the only real surprise there from a Japanese audience is that Sayaka is below Aoi and Sakura.

Like I said, those are western numbers, not Japanese.
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Inviso
04/07/21 11:28:38 AM
#257:


Mac Arrowny posted...
Like I said, those are western numbers, not Japanese.

Right, that's what I'm saying. I just looked up popularity polls for the three games via Japan and got these results: Hina - 14/17, Sakura - 13/17 (both below Mukuro), Akane - 15/16 (lowest girl), Angie -14/16. Seems to line up with Japanese gamers being less-inclined to like and support tan-skinned characters.

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Eddv
04/07/21 11:41:47 AM
#258:


Theres only one DR character that matters

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Anagaram
04/07/21 11:59:34 AM
#259:


Eddv posted...
Theres only one DR character that matters
I knew ed had a special place in his heart for Hifumi.

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Xtlm
04/07/21 2:01:25 PM
#260:


Anagaram posted...
Related: I wanted to use this image for Mahiru, but I knew not everyone was familiar with her, and I was afraid of getting spoiler modded, so here's a heavy spoiler for her.

https://i.imgur.com/lvguBW0.png
I like how you did spoilers, but because it's the first bit of linked media on a page, it automatically loads anyway.
Horray 10 posts a page.

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Leonhart4
04/07/21 2:21:14 PM
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All the more reason 10 posts per page is absurd

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hombad46
04/07/21 2:23:52 PM
#262:


Xtlm posted...
I like how you did spoilers, but because it's the first bit of linked media on a page, it automatically loads anyway.
Horray 10 posts a page.

I like how you brought it over here to make it the first linked media on this page to make sure people that weren't spoiled the first time are spoiled now.

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Anagaram
04/07/21 2:53:12 PM
#263:


It legitimately never occurred to me that people would have 10 posts per page on, I'll just delete it.

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Xtlm
04/07/21 4:26:07 PM
#264:


My point really is that if someone marks it as a spoiler, there should be coding to not have it autopop.

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azuarc
04/07/21 4:48:58 PM
#265:


I have embeds turned off unless I click them. /shrug

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Anagaram
04/08/21 6:39:55 PM
#266:


44. Paya

Series: Legend of Zelda
Nominator: ZenOfThunder (0/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: Yes
Attractiveness: 60 (84/145 tie)
Personality: 70 (24/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 70 (41/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 66.6
Hair: White (0/6 remaining)
Eyes: Brown (6/28 remaining)
Race: Asian (21/58 remaining)
Age: 15-19 (22/62 remaining)
Medium: Video Game (35/95 remaining)

Spoilers: there are five waifus with 66.6 rankings, and if theres a pattern to how Excel ranks them each time I click A-Z, I cannot divine it. It seems to be completely random to me. Anyway, I bring this up because I would have ranked Paya the lowest of the 66.6ers had I paid slightly more attention. Paya completely slipped my mind in every regard here, to the point where every mental note I made to make sure I put her last I just forgot about. You know what? Im retroactively knocking Paya down to #44. Rindo, Daphne, and Mahiru? Consider yourselves boosted 1 each.

but seriously, Paya? At least Purah has memes. How did anyone even remember Paya existed at all? I mean, Im being facetious here. I know why she was nominated, and its valid. Paya is a really solid version of completely smitten teenage girl who cant handle her own feelings and acts adorable as she tries to understand them. Thatll take her quite far, one might even say to the 70 personality threshold, but no further. I mean, yes. Shes very cute. Shes very adorable. I can only imagine that that might eventually grow old, but its going to propel her for a long, long time.

And shes basically the princess of a ninja village. Are all Sheikah ninjas? Or is it just some of them? Because the only Sheikahs I can remember are all either ninjas or like super old ladies with secret occult knowledge. Either way, Paya clearly has like a stable lifestyle, so points for her. I guess shes not very attentive, because her one job is to protect the all-important unstealable Sheikah Heirloom that no one for miles would even think of stealing, and it gets stolen immediately after Link meets her. I dont have any magical artifacts to guard, though, so its okay. Im trying to imagine what item of mine being stolen would cause the most problems, and I guess its my car? There will be problems if I tell Paya to keep an eye on my car and it suddenly disappears because the Yiga Clan infiltrated my apartment buildings basement and took it, but honestly, its insured.

What I dont know how is I put her at 60 attractiveness. She shouldnt be up here. She should be at like 48 attractiveness and a whole lot of spots down. This is my fault. This is payartially my fault? I should have kicked her to the payavement? Forget it, Im not doing puns here.

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Anagaram
04/08/21 6:41:39 PM
#267:


Next Up: A waifu I associate with salt (as in, literal salt)

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Mac Arrowny
04/08/21 6:46:14 PM
#268:


Paya totally has memes! There's even a Breath of the Wild speedrun called Get Laid% where you race to sleep with Paya as fast as possible.
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Anagaram
04/08/21 7:12:12 PM
#269:


Mac Arrowny posted...
Paya totally has memes! There's even a Breath of the Wild speedrun called Get Laid% where you race to sleep with Paya as fast as possible.
I actually did not know this.

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_stingers_
04/08/21 7:43:32 PM
#270:


You can sleep with girls in botw? That's...surprising

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ZenOfThunder
04/08/21 8:36:36 PM
#271:


You literally sleep with her not actually fuck her but I guess you can frame it that way if you are currently in or heading to horny jail

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Mewtwo59
04/08/21 9:45:50 PM
#272:


Anagaram posted...
Next Up: A waifu I associate with salt (as in, literal salt)

Is it finally time for Wendy to fall?

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Anagaram
04/09/21 7:46:32 PM
#273:


Mewtwo59 posted...
Is it finally time for Wendy to fall?
I'm impressed you got this.

40. Wendy

Series: Wendys
Nominator: Brayze_II (0/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: Yes
Attractiveness: 56 (109/145 tie)
Personality: 70 (24/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 74 (29/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 66.6
Hair: Red (4/24 remaining)
Eyes: Black (3/9 remaining)
Race: White (18/62 remaining)
Age: <15 (1/10 remaining)
Medium: Advertisement (0/1 remaining)

Did you know that Wendy is the only waifu who gets her own category for medium? Shes the only advertisement waifu in the whole list. Wheres the Esurance girl, guys? Anyway, I ate Wendys for lunch today to get me in the mood for this writeup. Honestly? Completely average. I felt bad about ordering a double cheeseburger, so I only ate like 40% of it. The fries werent even as salty as I remembered.

Wendy is among the wealthier waifus on the list. Very few own giant corporations that can compete with McDonalds, and shes one of them. I have to make a lot of assumptions with her when it comes to her Girlfriendness; basically, Im just kind of assuming that dating her gives you free access to her restaurants, but that shell get upset if you go to other burger chains. I dont mind giving up McDonalds or Burger King (I go to McDonalds like three times a year for an egg mcmuffin), and Carls Jr is garbage, so thats fine. I am, however, also assuming that shell be okay with me going to non-burger fast food places. Look, I eat a lot of burritos. I ****ing love burritos. Wendys doesnt serve them, so Im assuming shell be okay with me eating them more often than her 6.5/10 burgers.

Trying to find Wendys actual personality was a challenge. Shes not like Ronald McDonald, who shows up in ads and acts happy or whatever; shes exclusively a logo. But according to the Heroes Wiki (???), shes sympathetic and nice, so based on that alone, I guess shes getting an undeservedly high score in personality.

No one is more surprised than I am that Wendy is this high. Shes another waifu who snuck into the top of the list because of the weird category system Im using. What big fast food chain has the fewest memes? Is it Carls Jr? God, Carls Jr sucks ass. I went there at 11 once and ordered breakfast, and they told me they stop serving at 11, and I looked at my phone and it was 11:02. Thats the only time anyone ever hassled me over breakfast time closing literal minutes before.

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Anagaram
04/09/21 7:47:03 PM
#274:


Next Up: A waifu my weeaboo friends loved back in high school

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Brayze_II
04/09/21 8:40:20 PM
#275:


With both Wendy and Mothra out I have to say I just don't understand your taste in women

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Xtlm
04/09/21 8:57:19 PM
#276:


Anagaram posted...
Did you know that Wendy is the only waifu who gets her own category for medium? Shes the only advertisement waifu in the whole list. Wheres the Esurance girl, guys?
Shoulda nominated Flo

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Mac Arrowny
04/09/21 9:19:40 PM
#277:


Anagaram posted...
God, Carls Jr sucks ass. I went there at 11 once and ordered breakfast, and they told me they stop serving at 11, and I looked at my phone and it was 11:02. Thats the only time anyone ever hassled me over breakfast time closing literal minutes before.


I went to BK for breakfast at 10:26 (breakfast is officially until 10:30) and they told me breakfast was already done. So pissed off that day.
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Anagaram
04/09/21 9:50:24 PM
#278:


Brayze_II posted...
With both Wendy and Mothra out I have to say I just don't understand your taste in women
I was shocked at how high each of them got.

Xtlm posted...
Shoulda nominated Flo
I forgot Flo existed, but I would have still referenced the Esurance girl first.

Mac Arrowny posted...
I went to BK for breakfast at 10:26 (breakfast is officially until 10:30) and they told me breakfast was already done. So pissed off that day.
That sounds even worse.

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Murphiroth
04/09/21 10:00:16 PM
#279:


Anagaram posted...
Next Up: A waifu my weeaboo friends loved back in high school

Yoruichi
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NBIceman
04/09/21 10:36:37 PM
#280:


Wendy's isn't getting quite enough respect here. Pretty high-tier fast food place tbh.

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LeonhartFour
04/09/21 10:38:25 PM
#281:


Hardee's has the best breakfast for a fast food place, although maybe Carl's Jr. is somehow different.

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MrSmartGuy
04/10/21 12:23:30 AM
#282:


Can confirm Hardee's breakfast is top-tier.

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Xtlm
04/10/21 12:25:11 AM
#283:


I like Jack in the Box's breakfast.

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bwburke94
04/10/21 1:50:08 PM
#284:


Does Panera count as fast food?

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Sceptilesolar
04/10/21 2:11:22 PM
#285:


More importantly, does Panera count as food?

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Leonhart4
04/10/21 2:25:55 PM
#286:


Sceptilesolar posted...
More importantly, does Panera count as food?

Their potato soup in a bread bowl is delicious

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Raka_Putra
04/10/21 5:27:47 PM
#287:


Aw Mahiru fell, but it's a pretty good ranking so I'm not mad about it. I like her a lot but especially in the context of her game. It was really refreshing having someone not off-the-walls bonkers.

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Anagaram
04/10/21 11:45:05 PM
#288:


It's been a while, but I found this.

Danganronpa spoilers


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Paratroopa1
04/10/21 11:47:21 PM
#289:


DR1 spoilers there
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LordoftheMorons
04/10/21 11:48:56 PM
#291:


Some bad rankings there too!

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xp1337
04/10/21 11:51:09 PM
#292:


stop everything

how is kiyotaka 3rd in the dr1 poll? how is that possible?

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Anagaram
04/10/21 11:54:07 PM
#294:


Paratroopa1 posted...
DR1 spoilers there
Derp, spoilered it.

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LeonhartFour
04/10/21 11:59:13 PM
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Mac Arrowny
04/11/21 12:14:54 AM
#296:


xp1337 posted...
stop everything

how is kiyotaka 3rd in the dr1 poll? how is that possible?

yaoi...? That's my only guess. Very strange.

Otherwise I feel like none of them are TOO far from what western polls would be like?
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LordoftheMorons
04/11/21 12:18:55 AM
#297:


Makoto in 2nd is very weird
Also the perv chef not being obvious last place


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Anagaram
04/11/21 12:37:11 AM
#298:


xp1337 posted...
stop everything

how is kiyotaka 3rd in the dr1 poll? how is that possible?
He does have some weird charisma I don't fully understand, but #3 is strange.

Mac Arrowny posted...
yaoi...? That's my only guess. Very strange.

Otherwise I feel like none of them are TOO far from what western polls would be like?
I think Sayaka would be way lower on a western poll.

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Raka_Putra
04/11/21 2:32:42 AM
#299:


Teruteru being above Akane and Nekomaru is a bit...weird...

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Sheep007
04/11/21 4:33:37 AM
#300:


xp1337 posted...
stop everything

how is kiyotaka 3rd in the dr1 poll? how is that possible?
I'm just gonna convince myself they accidentally confused his ranking with Aoi's. It's the only explanation.

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MrSmartGuy
04/11/21 9:34:26 AM
#301:


The most confusing thing to me, honestly, is Leon in the top 6. As someone who has him in 8th in the DR1 cast, I am absolutely baffled, because he doesn't last long enough to warrant a very high place, and I just have him that high because I think he has one of the best designs in the game.

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Leonhart4
04/11/21 9:54:45 AM
#302:


I could see ranking Leon high because he has the best execution in the game by a longshot

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azuarc
04/11/21 10:12:43 AM
#303:


Anagram, you realize you just hijacked your own thread, right?

Rankings I'm either surprised with or simply disagree with:

DR1:
2 - Makoto, I mean he's the MC so sure, but he's pretty bland
3 - Taka...seriously, what? No, what? If by 3, you mean 15, then okay.
8 - Hiro; buffoon character is buffoon. Should be at the fodder line, but I feel like there's a character in this game who's very clearly the fodder line and they're at #12.
13/14 - Sakura & Aoi; I knew this'd be coming because Japan apparently dislikes tan and brown girls, but those would be in the correct spot for me if you moved them up each by 10.

DR2:
4 - Ibuki; top 4 all look pretty expected. I just think Ibuki is overrated as hell.
6 - Mikan; we've talked about Mikan a ton. I don't hate her, but her being that high speaks to the quality of characters as individuals in the DR2 cast.
7 - Kazuichi; get his ass down toward the bottom.
9 - dancer girl whose name I've forgotten; get her down to the very bottom please.
Bottom 5 - except for Teruteru, basically disagree with all, albeit I'm not sure how high I would put them. For consensus rankings, though, sure.

DR3
1 - Shuichi can be near the top, but not #1.
5 - Himiko. Mehhh, being a top character sounds like work. zzzz
6 - Rantaro. Unlike in 2 where the characters are blah by themselves, this is *not* true in 3. There are better picks.
9,10,11,12 - Maki, Kirumi, Kaito, Gonta. All deserve better.

xp1337 posted...
stop everything

how is kiyotaka 3rd in the dr1 poll? how is that possible?

Seriously, he reads like a bad stereotype of the archetypal German personality. Except Germans are usually portrayed as having intelligence.

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Anagaram
04/11/21 11:31:51 AM
#304:


azuarc posted...
Anagram, you realize you just hijacked your own thread, right?
I wasn't thinking lol

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bwburke94
04/11/21 11:47:31 AM
#305:


I don't see post 300, I assume it was by someone I have on ignore?

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Anagaram
04/11/21 11:53:09 AM
#306:


39. Riza Hawkeye

Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Nominator: TheArkOfTurus (3/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: Yes
Attractiveness: 69 (48/145 tie)
Personality: 69 (38/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 66 (49/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 68
Hair: Blonde (13/26 remaining)
Eyes: Brown (5/28 remaining)
Race: White (17/62 remaining)
Age: 20-29 (20/56 remaining)
Medium: Anime (5/38 remaining)

Congratulations to TheArkOfTurus, who finally lost one of his waifus. Hes the last person with four waifus to lose one, and it happened in the top 40.

Fullmetal Alchemist, huh? My friends were obsessed with this and Hellsing when we were in high school. They got me to watch Hellsing, which even as a fifteen-year-old or whatever I didnt enjoy, but I never finished FMA. I watched some of it, and I remember quite a bit. Can I just say that, after watching some of it on YouTube to catch myself back up, the quality of the voice acting in the series is weird? It sounds nothing like a modern anime dub would sound, I dont know how else to explain it. Someone who knows more about voice-acting can probably do it, though. Anyway, my question is this: why do anime Wikis sometimes list seiyuu instead of Voice Actor (JP)? Isnt a seiyuu just a voice actor?

While watching a clip of this on YouTube, I was reminded of how the leader of the country is called the Fuhrer. I cant believe that was translated faithfully, that would never happen today.

So, Riza is the Platonic ideal of that trope where a bunch of dudes are wacky and goofy and the one girl is calm, disciplined, and always gets the job done, but secretly shows warmth at select moments, especially with the boy she likes. Fair enough. I know her backstory is more complex, but as far as pure personality goes, shes among the most tropey on this list.

Girlfriendness is a slightly mixed bag, but its mostly positive. Yeah, shes got a military job, but its not like shes a professional adventurer or anything Im not sure I still agree with Past Anagram (Pastagram?) about Rizas attractiveness being a 69, but its okay. Shed be in the 60s anyway.

Im going to say that, tentatively, Riza is probably about as high as a soldier waifu can reasonably be. I cant really think of any way to improve her position on the list besides attractiveness stuff.

Lastly, heres a hilarious picture of a Japanese woman playing a fantasy German.


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