Board 8 > I am currently trapped under a naked woman.

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TheRock1525
07/19/20 6:26:21 PM
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This is a new one.

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Mr Lasastryke
07/19/20 6:31:01 PM
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i'm glad posting about it on board 8 was your top priority in this situation

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ChaosTonyV4
07/19/20 6:36:33 PM
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Pics or it didnt happen

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TheRock1525
07/19/20 6:37:54 PM
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Well I finally got free and could reach my pants and phone.

She finally woke up and I helped her to her bed. I told her I was gonna stick around and make sure she's okay. She kinda gave a half response but I figure for now I'm just gonna chill in the living room and make sure she's okay.

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Snrkiko
07/19/20 6:40:46 PM
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important details are being withheld

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TheRock1525
07/19/20 6:45:38 PM
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I am now free and she is sleeping in her bed room. I figure the best thing to do is wait until she sobers up and she's okay.

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-hotdogturtle--
07/19/20 6:46:30 PM
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I imagine that this played out like that episode of Sealab with the vending machine.

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TheRock1525
07/19/20 6:48:20 PM
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Sadly there's no scorpions.

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TheRock1525
07/19/20 7:01:17 PM
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I don't know if it's appropriate for me to stay. I want to make sure she's okay but this isn't my place.

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Robazoid
07/19/20 7:06:22 PM
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I really don't like to give these juvenile 'I just had sex guyz' topics attention, but why did you apparently have sex with a girl who is apparently so out of it that I question her ability to consent?

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TheRock1525
07/19/20 7:12:09 PM
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I didn't have sex with her. I literally stopped when I kept asking her if she wanted me to keep going and she didn't give a coherent response.

I was going down her because she pushed my head down there, and I had position my right arm under her. I didn't want to wake her so I was sitting at the base of her couch with one arm under her back and my left leg under her foot, and I didn't want to wake her so I reached my left hand towards my pants to grab my phone.

Eventually she shifted which freed my arm. She started to stir so I asked her if she wanted to go to her bed. She tried to get up but obviously lost her balance. So I picked her up, laid her on her bed and now I sit in the living room checking on her every now and then to make sure she's okay.

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greengravy294
07/19/20 7:12:15 PM
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Aecioo
07/19/20 7:57:18 PM
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AdmittedFelon
07/19/20 8:01:17 PM
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This is a bit creepy tbh.

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Aecioo
07/19/20 8:01:50 PM
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Like I know you're going to block me for this, but lets be real here. This is one of the saddest attempts at attention I've seen on this board. After multiple posts to get attention your story is that some drunk girl passed out on you so you decided to grab your phone and post on B8 with minimal details. I know you're already pathetic because you paid for some girls boob job who then immediately friend zoned you, but come on.

This is either incredibly sad, or fake. Either way lol

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Mr Lasastryke
07/19/20 8:07:09 PM
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Aecioo posted...
After multiple posts to get attention your story is that some drunk girl passed out on you so you decided to grab your phone and post on B8 with minimal details.

well according to post #4 he only grabbed his phone after he freed himself from the girl so...?

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Aecioo
07/19/20 8:10:47 PM
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Mr Lasastryke posted...
well according to post #4 he only grabbed his phone after he freed himself from the girl so...?

So his post of "currently" trapped was a lie only to get more attention? That might be even worse.

Either way he posted quickly about a girl who was so drunk she passed out on top of him. Whether she was currently on top of him or not is irrelevant - he thought he had a good story about some girl who is so wasted his first thought was "let me tell my internet friends about how this drunk girl passed out on me while it's happening/immediately after it happened"

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TheRock1525
07/19/20 8:13:23 PM
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I wish it was immediate.

I sat there for like 20 minutes.

Also I'm really not sure what you're talking about in regards to a boobjob. I helped my then girlfriend get a breast enhancement and then my best friend a breast reduction.

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iiaattgg
07/19/20 8:13:40 PM
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Topic of the decade!

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greengravy294
07/19/20 8:14:52 PM
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Aecioo posted...
he thought he had a good story about some girl who is so wasted his first thought was "let me tell my internet friends about how this drunk girl passed out on me while it's happening/immediately after it happened"
this was my first thought honestly

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Mr Lasastryke
07/19/20 8:20:32 PM
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Aecioo posted...
So his post of "currently" trapped was a lie only to get more attention? That might be even worse.

Either way he posted quickly about a girl who was so drunk she passed out on top of him. Whether she was currently on top of him or not is irrelevant - he thought he had a good story about some girl who is so wasted his first thought was "let me tell my internet friends about how this drunk girl passed out on me while it's happening/immediately after it happened"

yeah i didn't mean "well he grabbed his phone later so that makes it less bad," i meant that the story is actually even less coherent than the way you described it >_>

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Raka_Putra
07/19/20 8:23:58 PM
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Does she have anemia or something?

She seems so out of it.

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ChaosTonyV4
07/19/20 8:43:10 PM
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KCF0107
07/19/20 8:44:41 PM
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Why did you make this topic?
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scarletspeed7
07/19/20 8:45:02 PM
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This is the opposite of the Kamikaze topic about Last of Us.

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Xiahou Shake
07/19/20 8:47:51 PM
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=/

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Aecioo
07/19/20 8:53:02 PM
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KCF0107 posted...
Why did you make this topic?

I might as well go all out.

Rock, and many of his closest friends on this board, have been some of the saddest, most racist, misogynistic posters on this board for years. They just get a pass because their posts read like a bunch of teenagers and don't come across as antagonistic as some of the other people here

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CoolCly
07/19/20 8:55:31 PM
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rock's women stories are always very sad, but the worst part is that he always seems to believe he's the good guy in the story

i agree strongly with everything aecioo has said in this topic

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Mr Lasastryke
07/19/20 8:58:41 PM
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Aecioo posted...
Rock, and many of his closest friends on this board, have been some of the saddest, most racist, misogynistic posters on this board for years. They just get a pass because their posts read like a bunch of teenagers and don't come across as antagonistic as some of the other people here

i can't say i've noticed rock posting racist or misogynistic shit. not in the politics topic anyway.

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Aecioo
07/19/20 9:01:23 PM
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Mr Lasastryke posted...
i can't say i've noticed rock posting racist or misogynistic shit. not in the politics topic anyway.

The politics topic is a bunch of carefully constructed posts by people trying to defend their views while minimizing counterpoints. Its the same as watching a bunch of talking heads have a "debate" on a major news outlet.

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Aecioo
07/19/20 9:03:29 PM
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Also sorry if I'm being harsh but this topic is literally disgusting and I'm in the mindset to just not give a fuck anymore

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pxlated
07/19/20 9:04:07 PM
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Mr Lasastryke posted... i can't say i've noticed rock posting racist or misogynistic shit. not in the politics topic anyway.


i mean there was that time (in the politics topic) where rock kept insisting he could speak for black people and kept arguing why it was okay for him to do so

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TheRock1525
07/19/20 9:07:37 PM
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Update: so I've tried waking her a few times because unfortunately her door has an automated lock that requires a code. There's only a deadbolt too so even if I wanted to leave I'd have likely a blaring siren and an unlocked door.

I checked the kitchen and saw a nearly empty bottle of vodka, then went back in the living room and checked her drink and it was literally just pure vodka. And she had message me earlier she had gone to the grocery store to get drinks so I have to assume she went through the entire thing.

Her breathing is normal so I don't think we're to the level of alcohol poisoning, but sadly something tells me this might be a reoccurring thing for her and she might need help.

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pjbasis
07/19/20 9:07:48 PM
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pepper2012
07/19/20 9:11:45 PM
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Aecioo posted...
Also sorry if I'm being harsh but this topic is literally disgusting and I'm in the mindset to just not give a fuck anymore

I mean sure it's a little weird but I dont get why its literally disgusting?

Guy wanted to smash but girl passed out. Guy did the correct thing and stopped then is waiting around to make sure she doesnt John Bonham herself.
So he goes on his phone to kill time.

Making the topic on the other hand is kinda weird and attention seeking sure

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Robazoid
07/19/20 9:13:11 PM
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He went down on a girl who was apparently so drunk she couldn't give coherent consent.

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pepper2012
07/19/20 9:13:45 PM
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TheRock1525 posted...
Update: so I've tried waking her a few times because unfortunately her door has an automated lock that requires a code. There's only a deadbolt too so even if I wanted to leave I'd have likely a blaring siren and an unlocked door.

I checked the kitchen and saw a nearly empty bottle of vodka, then went back in the living room and checked her drink and it was literally just pure vodka. And she had message me earlier she had gone to the grocery store to get drinks so I have to assume she went through the entire thing.

Her breathing is normal so I don't think we're to the level of alcohol poisoning, but sadly something tells me this might be a reoccurring thing for her and she might need help.

Eh ya binge drinkers are usually good tho like how much are we talking for the size of bottle 375ml or 750?

I used to be able to kill an 750ml of 80 proof in like 2 hours once upon a time. She is fucked up for sure but if she drinks all the time shes probably fine dude

It's the seldom drinkers you gotta worry about

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pepper2012
07/19/20 9:14:27 PM
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Robazoid posted...
He went down on a girl who was apparently so drunk she couldn't give coherent consent.

If his last post is true and she basically drank a bottle of vodka post haste then you go from 0 to hero in like 30 minutes man

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iiaattgg
07/19/20 9:14:37 PM
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Robazoid posted...
He went down on a girl who was apparently so drunk she couldn't give coherent consent.
Yeah this is a VERY rapey topic

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pepper2012
07/19/20 9:16:41 PM
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iiaattgg posted...
Yeah this is a VERY rapey topic

Honest question have any of you chugged a full pint of 80 proof before cause if that's the case it really gives you about 20 minutes before you're in blackout city


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iiaattgg
07/19/20 9:17:46 PM
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pepper2012 posted...
Honest question have any of you chugged a full pint of 80 proof before cause if that's the case it really gives you about 20 minutes before you're in blackout city
Ive never done alcohol or drugs in my entire life sir

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redrocket
07/19/20 9:18:43 PM
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pepper2012 posted...
Honest question have any of you chugged a full pint of 80 proof before

Im going to go out on a limb and say this is probably not a super common achievement.


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ShatteredElysium
07/19/20 9:18:54 PM
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pepper2012 posted...
Honest question have any of you chugged a full pint of 80 proof before cause if that's the case it really gives you about 20 minutes before you're in blackout city

Have done it with Jack Daniels before. Did a full bottle as a bet when I was younger because I was stupid. And yeah I was good for about 15-20 minutes then didn't remember anything after that.

Anyway, this topic seems like a bad idea.
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SovietOmega
07/19/20 9:21:07 PM
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I regret venturing into this topic. I was expecting something more haha jokey almost, but now I must leave a sadder man.

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MariaTaylor
07/19/20 9:21:11 PM
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this topic is fascinating.

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pepper2012
07/19/20 9:22:13 PM
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ShatteredElysium posted...
Have done it with Jack Daniels before. Did a full bottle as a bet when I was younger because I was stupid. And yeah I was good for about 15-20 minutes then didn't remember anything after that.

Anyway, this topic seems like a bad idea.

Ya so okay you have a slight recollection. I'm just saying if that's what this girl did that kinda works with his story.

iiaattgg posted...
Ive never done alcohol or drugs in my entire life sir

Hey that's good man you'll live a long life !

redrocket posted...
Im going to go out on a limb and say this is probably not a super common achievement.

It's not an achievement it's stupid but some of us liked to party

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Emeraldegg
07/19/20 9:59:28 PM
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Nice humble brag
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KingButz
07/19/20 9:59:50 PM
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Is this the girl that you wanted to fuck due to her skin color
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Corrik7
07/19/20 10:02:30 PM
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Weird topic.

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StealThisSheen
07/19/20 10:05:24 PM
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Why would you make this topic

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