Board 8 > I am currently trapped under a naked woman.

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TheRock1525
07/20/20 2:18:53 PM
#102:


Raka_Putra posted...
She gave you her number?
We met online 3 weeks ago. I had cancelled once before due to Corona, but then she texted me lewd photos so I went to her place yesterday.

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neonreaper
07/20/20 2:21:25 PM
#103:


pics


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TheRock1525
07/20/20 2:21:26 PM
#104:


LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
I wonder if being trapped under a woman fits into any of these categories?
Maybe 3?
Definitely 5.

She wanted to talk about kinks at one point which caused 1, 4, and 5 to come up in discussion.

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mnkboy907
07/20/20 2:22:11 PM
#105:


If you had clearly explained the situation from the beginning instead of, I dunno trying to sound mysterious and cool? or something, you probably would've received less rape accusations.

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Raka_Putra
07/20/20 2:24:36 PM
#106:


Yeah, I'd thought you'd just find a drunk girl on a club or something.

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TheRock1525
07/20/20 2:24:45 PM
#107:


mnkboy907 posted...
If you had clearly explained the situation from the beginning instead of, I dunno trying to sound mysterious and cool? or something, you probably would've received less rape accusations.
Did anyone really want to read a very descriptive version of how I went down on a woman?

Tony sure didn't.

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neonreaper
07/20/20 2:25:29 PM
#108:


*drunk woman

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Lopen
07/20/20 2:26:13 PM
#109:


TheRock1525 posted...
This topic is Seinfeld. There's no point to be learned. No reason to be had. It's a series of events that happened that I was describing as they happened.

Seinfeld was quality in the first few seasons, then hit a rapid decline in quality with each passing year, culminating with a thoroughly disappointing finale.

Extrapolating that decline though an additional 20+ years and yeah, this seems about what I'd expect out of a Seinfeld episode in 2020.

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TheRock1525
07/20/20 2:26:16 PM
#110:


Raka_Putra posted...
Yeah, I'd thought you'd just find a drunk girl on a club or something.
Yeah that's my fault. I forgot that I mentioned it to b8chat but not here.

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HashtagSEP
07/20/20 2:26:25 PM
#111:


I mean nobody actually wanted to read any of this, I don't think. It just makes you seem creepy and weird.

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masterplum
07/20/20 2:29:02 PM
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iiaattgg
07/20/20 2:29:41 PM
#113:


Okay so I am going to make a ruling and say that TheRock1525 is NOT a rapist here but is certainly exhibiting problematic sexual behavior.

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TheRock1525
07/20/20 2:30:00 PM
#114:


HashtagSEP posted...
I mean nobody actually wanted to read any of this, I don't think. It just makes you seem creepy and weird.
I think it's the opposite really, considering any topic I make about anything related to sex and sex work gets a ton of posts and when I make a topic about a video game or something it dies quickly.

I assume it's the car wreck mentality.

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HashtagSEP
07/20/20 2:31:13 PM
#115:


It gets a ton of posts from people calling you creepy and weird, yes

If that's what you want, then congratulations?

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Lucavi000
07/20/20 2:32:58 PM
#116:


This is what you all get when you remove the Rock channel on the B8 discord but that might be mainly because he's not on the discord?

Shrug.

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RPGlord95
07/20/20 2:37:19 PM
#117:


I had sex once

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Lucavi000
07/20/20 2:37:44 PM
#118:


RPGlord95 posted...
I had sex once

Press X to doubt

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neonreaper
07/20/20 2:38:36 PM
#119:


X

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RPGlord95
07/20/20 2:41:07 PM
#120:


No it's TRUE. With a woman

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HashtagSEP
07/20/20 2:41:42 PM
#121:


That can't be because I have had all of the sex and so it's not possible

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ZenOfThunder
07/20/20 2:42:23 PM
#122:




everyone please update their tags so we are all aware of the situation next time rock posts outside of this topic

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TheRock1525
07/20/20 2:43:46 PM
#123:


HashtagSEP posted...
It gets a ton of posts from people calling you creepy and weird, yes

If that's what you want, then congratulations?
Once again, you assume I do anything here for a want.

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TheRock1525
07/20/20 2:44:51 PM
#124:


RPGlord95 posted...
No it's TRUE. With a woman
Not with a man?

You're missing out. Maybe its time for attempt #2.

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Eddv
07/20/20 2:44:55 PM
#125:


Congrats on becoming R Kelly

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foolm0r0n
07/20/20 3:11:45 PM
#126:


I for one would like to know more about the adventures of kitty and daddy

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pjbasis
07/20/20 3:11:50 PM
#127:


TheRock1525 posted...
Once again, you assume I do anything here for a want.

This is it. This is the enlightenment I've been looking for.

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TheRock1525
07/20/20 3:23:08 PM
#128:


foolm0r0n posted...
I for one would like to know more about the adventures of kitty and daddy
Her preferred nickname is Daisy.

Like as in "Hi, I'm Daisy!"

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Tom Bombadil
07/20/20 3:27:11 PM
#129:


oh

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Eddv
07/20/20 3:28:57 PM
#130:


So then that's baby daisy

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CaptainOfCrush
07/20/20 3:29:13 PM
#131:


TheRock1525 posted...
Once again, you assume I do anything here for a want.
lmao

How silly of us

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5tarscream
07/20/20 3:52:06 PM
#132:


The fuck is th....
Oh its a Rock story. Heavy on the story light on the believability. Its like a teenage fanfic but with even worse writing. Needs more dragons and less rapeyness imo.

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ChaosTonyV4
07/20/20 4:39:05 PM
#133:


TheRock1525 posted...
Once again, you assume I do anything here for a want.



Interesting.

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jcgamer107
07/20/20 5:08:41 PM
#134:


It's a weird humble brag but not rapey

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Zylothewolf
07/20/20 5:18:05 PM
#135:


TheRock1525 posted...
Her preferred nickname is Daisy.

Like as in "Hi, I'm Daisy!"

This topic just gets better and better.

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masterplum
07/20/20 5:27:28 PM
#136:


LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
I wonder if being trapped under a woman fits into any of these categories?
Maybe 3?

Wait that was rock too?

Yeah I think this is trolling


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MariaTaylor
07/20/20 5:42:23 PM
#137:


I can't tell if Rock himself or the replies in this topic are more entertaining

either way, please don't let the negative backlash deter you from making topics like this in the future.

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StifledSilence
07/20/20 6:10:34 PM
#138:


Eddv posted...
So then that's baby daisy

A+

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MysticBrohan
07/20/20 6:27:31 PM
#139:


Lopen posted...


Seinfeld was quality in the first few seasons, then hit a rapid decline in quality with each passing year, culminating with a thoroughly disappointing finale.
hold the fucking phone

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ctesjbuvf
07/20/20 6:27:43 PM
#140:


I'm enjoying this.

We don't get nearly enough of these types of topics anymore.

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Lucavi000
07/20/20 6:41:38 PM
#141:


That's cause everyone scared cucks. Rock dont give no fucks.

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ctesjbuvf
07/20/20 6:43:29 PM
#142:


Perhaps but maybe we just have more boring lives.

...though it's probably not that different honestly.

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OrangeCrush980
07/20/20 6:57:43 PM
#143:


iiaattgg posted...
Topic of the decade!


This is up there with Peaf's orgy topic
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Ryokles
07/20/20 8:32:09 PM
#144:


I cant stop laughing

please make more of these topics

constantly

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Panthera
07/20/20 9:09:12 PM
#145:


Lucavi000 posted...
That's cause everyone scared cucks. Rock dont give no fucks.

I can see scenarios where cucks get trapped under some naked people

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GTM
07/20/20 9:23:46 PM
#146:


I dont remember the last time I was trapped under a naked woman sadly

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ChaosTonyV4
07/20/20 9:43:06 PM
#147:


Might fuck around and get trapped under a naked woman, idk well see where the night goes

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redrocket
07/20/20 9:44:06 PM
#148:


ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Might fuck around and get trapped under a naked woman, idk well see where the night goes

Make sure shes willing to call you daddy or its a no go.

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TheRock1525
07/20/20 9:54:12 PM
#149:


redrocket posted...
Make sure shes willing to call you daddy or its a no go.
I do need to make a correction here.

I did not ask to be called daddy.

That's just the term she went with and I was too busy to offer an alternative.

I mean as seen by search engine topic I'm a mommy/son person.

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Tom Bombadil
07/20/20 9:55:21 PM
#150:


ara ara~

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ExThaNemesis
07/20/20 10:12:43 PM
#151:


this was certainly a topic lol

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