Poll of the Day > 50,000$ but you must give up 1 inch of your penis.

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darcandkharg31
04/18/20 4:29:14 PM
#1:


Do ya do it!


I'm not well endowed enough to give up 1 inch, plus I like being slightly above average.

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WastelandCowboy
04/18/20 4:31:11 PM
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Im about average. $50k isnt worth making me below average.
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HornedLion
04/18/20 4:39:45 PM
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Im right 2 above average. I wouldnt do it for $50,000. Id give up 1 for more girth though.


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Far-Queue
04/18/20 4:40:51 PM
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If I gave up an inch my wife would still have nearly two inches to work with so why not?

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SunWuKung420
04/18/20 4:45:21 PM
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Whelp, there goes my penis!

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JOExHIGASHI
04/18/20 5:14:30 PM
#6:


Hell no! That's over 50%of my length

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wolfy42
04/18/20 5:52:39 PM
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You didn't mention if that was hard length or not, I mean that is a big diff. If it's just hard length than it's no biggie and i'm down for the $50k (I'm not even sexually active anymore and probably won't ever be again).

If it's soft length, I mean, I might have a hard time peeing at that point so not worth it.

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Smarkil
04/18/20 5:53:30 PM
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I already made this deal but they never paid me.

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LinkPizza
04/18/20 6:05:33 PM
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Probably not. I like the size it is now...
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TheWitchMorgana
04/18/20 6:09:47 PM
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i already don't have one anymore, can i be paid retroactively

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Kyuubi4269
04/18/20 6:10:54 PM
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$50k is too low.
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Masamune_DS
04/18/20 6:11:01 PM
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No has considered using that $50,000 to get that 1" back?

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darcandkharg31
04/18/20 6:14:09 PM
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TheWitchMorgana posted...
i already don't have one anymore, can i be paid retroactively


No dice

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darcandkharg31
04/18/20 6:15:01 PM
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Masamune_DS posted...
No has considered using that $50,000 to get that 1" back?
I heard some pornstars do a surgery where they cut a tendon in their base to get like an inch bigger, but it also makes it so you can get fully hard, that's why they have floppy dicks in porn.

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TheWitchMorgana
04/18/20 6:17:27 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...


No dice

wasn't that scene about dee and dennis getting addicted to crack

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AntonSaidWhat
04/18/20 6:18:36 PM
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A million, yes.
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darcandkharg31
04/18/20 6:19:33 PM
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TheWitchMorgana posted...
wasn't that scene about dee and dennis getting addicted to crack
yeh

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Masamune_DS
04/18/20 7:13:14 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
I heard some pornstars do a surgery where they cut a tendon in their base to get like an inch bigger, but it also makes it so you can get fully hard, that's why they have floppy dicks in porn.

I swear this was done with prosthetics. Or like injecting fat into a specific location. But whatever, just tossing it out there.


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BUMPED2002
04/18/20 7:15:13 PM
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Oh I'll pass on that.

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faz
04/18/20 7:46:25 PM
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It's not like I have a sex life anyway.

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Clench281
04/18/20 8:18:14 PM
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I remember when I was a horny closeted young gay in the late 90s/early 2000s and made topics like this

Was just an excuse to talk about "wangs" (as we called them) with other dudes

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captpackrat
04/18/20 8:24:29 PM
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Length or circumference?

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Kyuubi4269
04/18/20 8:41:55 PM
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captpackrat posted...
Length or circumference?

Radius.
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Bulbasaur
04/18/20 9:03:15 PM
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can i do two inches

please

please.

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Kyuubi4269
04/18/20 9:05:08 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
can i do two inches

please

please.

It's 1 or 10, up to and including the prostate.
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OhhhJa
04/18/20 9:35:55 PM
#26:


50000 isn't that much money really. 500000 I might consider it
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wolfy42
04/18/20 9:43:56 PM
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50k is alot of free money, no taxes, not part of whatever income you have coming in etc.

Even if you make over 100k a year, 50k extra is still gonna make a diff.

If you don't agree though, I am willing to be persuaded if you give me $50k:)

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OniRonin
04/18/20 9:49:00 PM
#28:


men sure love dick, lol
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ScritchOwl
04/18/20 9:49:02 PM
#29:


How about a left nut?

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pedro45
04/18/20 9:52:54 PM
#30:


Yeah.
When I asked my girlfriend though, she didn't quite agree.

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MrMelodramatic
04/18/20 10:13:06 PM
#31:


Far-Queue posted...
If I gave up an inch my wife would still have nearly two inches to work with so why not?


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Lordkill
04/18/20 10:52:49 PM
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Not nearly enough money. Not even close!

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Kyuubi4269
04/18/20 10:59:30 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
50k is alot of free money, no taxes, not part of whatever income you have coming in etc.

Even if you make over 100k a year, 50k extra is still gonna make a diff.

Yeah but once you've spent the 50k and everything you've bought has broken from age, your pp is still 1 inch shorter.
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wwinterj25
04/18/20 11:18:53 PM
#34:


Deal. It's small anyway and it's not like anyone other then myself will enjoy my penis.

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Snakeywakey389
04/18/20 11:22:15 PM
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Nope.

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keyblader1985
04/19/20 12:13:52 AM
#36:


I mean, yes, totally. That's like a small percentage.

I only edited this post because of a typo.

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KJ StErOiDs
04/19/20 12:25:49 AM
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Never.

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Zareth
04/19/20 12:31:57 AM
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And go from slightly above average to slightly below average? No thanks.

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Aculo
04/19/20 12:42:22 AM
#39:


Nope, I'm white so my inches are precious, ok?

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gguirao
04/19/20 3:58:34 PM
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Deal.

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darcandkharg31
04/19/20 4:04:40 PM
#41:


keyblader1985 posted...
I mean, yes, totally. That's like a small percentage.

I only edited this post because of a typo.
lulz

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deoxxys
04/19/20 4:28:13 PM
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Masamune_DS posted...
No has considered using that $50,000 to get that 1" back?

Theres no legitimate solutions to getting a longer dick, most are scams or are high risk operations that can leave you worse off in other areas.

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Gotapenname
04/19/20 4:52:28 PM
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I don't have one so deal
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FourthDimension
04/19/20 4:58:16 PM
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Id have an innie at that point.
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LonerwolfM
04/20/20 7:13:20 PM
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An important consideration

Do I have to watch ?

If I wake up one inch shorter and have 50,000 in my hand hmmm

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