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darcandkharg31 04/18/20 4:29:14 PM #1: |
Do ya do it!
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WastelandCowboy 04/18/20 4:31:11 PM #2: |
Im about average. $50k isnt worth making me below average.
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HornedLion 04/18/20 4:39:45 PM #3: |
Im right 2 above average. I wouldnt do it for $50,000. Id give up 1 for more girth though.
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Far-Queue 04/18/20 4:40:51 PM #4: |
If I gave up an inch my wife would still have nearly two inches to work with so why not?
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SunWuKung420 04/18/20 4:45:21 PM #5: |
Whelp, there goes my penis!
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JOExHIGASHI 04/18/20 5:14:30 PM #6: |
Hell no! That's over 50%of my length
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wolfy42 04/18/20 5:52:39 PM #7: |
You didn't mention if that was hard length or not, I mean that is a big diff. If it's just hard length than it's no biggie and i'm down for the $50k (I'm not even sexually active anymore and probably won't ever be again).
If it's soft length, I mean, I might have a hard time peeing at that point so not worth it. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 04/18/20 5:53:30 PM #8: |
I already made this deal but they never paid me.
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LinkPizza 04/18/20 6:05:33 PM #9: |
Probably not. I like the size it is now...
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TheWitchMorgana 04/18/20 6:09:47 PM #10: |
i already don't have one anymore, can i be paid retroactively
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Kyuubi4269 04/18/20 6:10:54 PM #11: |
$50k is too low.
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Masamune_DS 04/18/20 6:11:01 PM #12: |
No has considered using that $50,000 to get that 1" back?
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darcandkharg31 04/18/20 6:14:09 PM #13: |
TheWitchMorgana posted...
i already don't have one anymore, can i be paid retroactively --- The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me! If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 04/18/20 6:15:01 PM #14: |
Masamune_DS posted...
No has considered using that $50,000 to get that 1" back?I heard some pornstars do a surgery where they cut a tendon in their base to get like an inch bigger, but it also makes it so you can get fully hard, that's why they have floppy dicks in porn. --- The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me! If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheWitchMorgana 04/18/20 6:17:27 PM #15: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
wasn't that scene about dee and dennis getting addicted to crack --- and love comes back around again, it's a carousel, my friend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AntonSaidWhat 04/18/20 6:18:36 PM #16: |
A million, yes.
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darcandkharg31 04/18/20 6:19:33 PM #17: |
TheWitchMorgana posted...
wasn't that scene about dee and dennis getting addicted to crackyeh --- The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me! If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Masamune_DS 04/18/20 7:13:14 PM #18: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
I heard some pornstars do a surgery where they cut a tendon in their base to get like an inch bigger, but it also makes it so you can get fully hard, that's why they have floppy dicks in porn. I swear this was done with prosthetics. Or like injecting fat into a specific location. But whatever, just tossing it out there. --- If a wizard turns me into Dawn then I would sooo touch myself every single night. ~ SoulGainDestiny ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BUMPED2002 04/18/20 7:15:13 PM #19: |
Oh I'll pass on that.
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faz 04/18/20 7:46:25 PM #20: |
It's not like I have a sex life anyway.
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Clench281 04/18/20 8:18:14 PM #21: |
I remember when I was a horny closeted young gay in the late 90s/early 2000s and made topics like this
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captpackrat 04/18/20 8:24:29 PM #22: |
Length or circumference?
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Kyuubi4269 04/18/20 8:41:55 PM #23: |
captpackrat posted...
Length or circumference? Radius. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bulbasaur 04/18/20 9:03:15 PM #24: |
can i do two inches
please please. --- plop ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kyuubi4269 04/18/20 9:05:08 PM #25: |
Bulbasaur posted...
can i do two inches It's 1 or 10, up to and including the prostate. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 04/18/20 9:35:55 PM #26: |
50000 isn't that much money really. 500000 I might consider it
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wolfy42 04/18/20 9:43:56 PM #27: |
50k is alot of free money, no taxes, not part of whatever income you have coming in etc.
Even if you make over 100k a year, 50k extra is still gonna make a diff. If you don't agree though, I am willing to be persuaded if you give me $50k:) --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OniRonin 04/18/20 9:49:00 PM #28: |
men sure love dick, lol
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ScritchOwl 04/18/20 9:49:02 PM #29: |
How about a left nut?
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pedro45 04/18/20 9:52:54 PM #30: |
Yeah.
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MrMelodramatic 04/18/20 10:13:06 PM #31: |
Far-Queue posted...
If I gave up an inch my wife would still have nearly two inches to work with so why not? --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordkill 04/18/20 10:52:49 PM #32: |
Not nearly enough money. Not even close!
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Kyuubi4269 04/18/20 10:59:30 PM #33: |
wolfy42 posted...
50k is alot of free money, no taxes, not part of whatever income you have coming in etc. Yeah but once you've spent the 50k and everything you've bought has broken from age, your pp is still 1 inch shorter. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 04/18/20 11:18:53 PM #34: |
Deal. It's small anyway and it's not like anyone other then myself will enjoy my penis.
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Snakeywakey389 04/18/20 11:22:15 PM #35: |
Nope.
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keyblader1985 04/19/20 12:13:52 AM #36: |
I mean, yes, totally. That's like a small percentage.
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KJ StErOiDs 04/19/20 12:25:49 AM #37: |
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Zareth 04/19/20 12:31:57 AM #38: |
And go from slightly above average to slightly below average? No thanks.
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Aculo 04/19/20 12:42:22 AM #39: |
Nope, I'm white so my inches are precious, ok?
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gguirao 04/19/20 3:58:34 PM #40: |
Deal.
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darcandkharg31 04/19/20 4:04:40 PM #41: |
keyblader1985 posted...
I mean, yes, totally. That's like a small percentage.lulz --- The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me! If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deoxxys 04/19/20 4:28:13 PM #42: |
Masamune_DS posted...
No has considered using that $50,000 to get that 1" back? Theres no legitimate solutions to getting a longer dick, most are scams or are high risk operations that can leave you worse off in other areas. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gotapenname 04/19/20 4:52:28 PM #43: |
I don't have one so deal
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FourthDimension 04/19/20 4:58:16 PM #44: |
Id have an innie at that point.
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LonerwolfM 04/20/20 7:13:20 PM #45: |
An important consideration
Do I have to watch ? If I wake up one inch shorter and have 50,000 in my hand hmmm --- GT LONER WOLF - Makoto, GT LONER WOLF 02 - Yata. Feel free to send 1 or both FR if need be:~) Enjoy ! Hopefully that message doesnt need retyped :~} ... Copied to Clipboard!
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