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I see from your trophy list that you're halfway done with Persona 5 but you still haven't hit a home run in the batting cages. I thought your Winnie the Pooh training would have paid off.

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

I see from your trophy list that you're halfway done with Persona 5 but you still haven't hit a home run in the batting cages. I thought your Winnie the Pooh training would have paid off.

With no regard for human life
Ultima_Dragoon claps bombs, fucks moms, wheel snipe & fuckin celly boys

MNTwins1991 posted...

fuckin celly boys

wat

I was with you until that part

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

I see from your trophy list that you're halfway done with Persona 5 but you still haven't hit a home run in the batting cages. I thought your Winnie the Pooh training would have paid off.

Had I all the time in the world of a Winnie the Pooh or a Kazuma Kiryu I would have honed my batting skills into an art form by now. But I've got more important things to think about, such as taking baths and binge watching TV shows.

Ultima who was your P5 gf. I'm leaning towards Makoto but I need to grind my charm

Last night I forgot to bring my nut cup to hockey and I took a gamble and didn't get hit in the balls

One time before a softing ball match I had to diarrhea and the only option was a port a potty. Didn't want to do it but had no choice because I would have literally shit myself during the game if not. Took my shit and then realized there was no TP. I freaked out insanely bad in there as anyone would I feel. I found a small reserve ultimately (it was probably bad of me to use it but again, no choice) and survived to play the game.

My strategy I had come up with before that was to wipe my ass with my underwear and then throw them away in the toilet and then play without underwear on. Isn't that kind of clever? In retrospect I think it was a good idea

I probably would have thought to try unrolling the empty tube (if there was one) and using that. Luckily I basically always think to check beforehand that there's enough TP although if that was the only port a potty there you probably wouldn't have had many choices in that emergency regardless

Actually I think I may have used an unrolled tube before, but I don't really remember

That's a nightmare scenario. The one nice thing about a portapotty in that situation is you could discreetly get rid of the underwear, as opposed to trying to flush them or throw them away at a friend's house or something

The presence of a sink and a locked door at a friend's house offers advantages though. Also you can text them that they need to bring you TP.

The tube is smart, I'll hopefully be able to summon that info again if this comes up again

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I'm going to vegas in January to see MN Wild @ VGK and Celine Dion in concert

STLCards1991 posted...

Ultima who was your P5 gf. I'm leaning towards Makoto but I need to grind my charm

It was Makoto but I cheated on her with everyone else.

Have any of you played Into the Breach? I thought it looked cool and it's on sale right now so I bought it. I suck horribly it. Failed on the first mission.

That game is great. It's from the makers of FTL which is one of the best games ever (at least steam indie games). Into The Breach has a pretty steep, punishing learning curve, but when you beat a mission it's really satisfying.

I feel like I'm a Dan Marino of the game..I have a lot of time (33 hours into it) and I'm got pretty good, but have never gone the distance

I've never heard of it until now but I do like strategy games so I'll keep it in mind

MNTwins1991 posted...

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I'm going to vegas in January to see MN Wild @ VGK and Celine Dion in concert

If I venmo you when you're there will you make sports bets for me

Also regarding Indies I've been eyeing Hollow Knight and Dead Cells lately but haven't pulled the trigger. I actually grabbed No Man's Sky and played it for like two hours but haven't gone back since then

Into the Breach is really good. I won it one time, very very narrowly.

I've heard Hollow Knight is like 25 hours which is kind of off-putting to me for something that's supposed to be a Metroidvania. Though I also hear lots of raving about it so maybe it's good.

Well the Rockies are trash

CaptainHammer posted...

f I venmo you when you're there will you make sports bets for me

yes my venmo is @ChesterMiracle. I prefer google wallet tho. Is planet hollywood the place to go for sports betting? I should definitely do a few just for fun...I could do the super bowl or march madness, or something more creative

Yes, my bandwagon team, the A's, now have my favourite player, The Rodfather.
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MNTwins1991 posted...

CaptainHammer posted...

f I venmo you when you're there will you make sports bets for me

yes my venmo is @ChesterMiracle. I prefer google wallet tho. Is planet hollywood the place to go for sports betting? I should definitely do a few just for fun...I could do the super bowl or march madness, or something more creative

You can do it anywhere so I would just Google best sports book in Vegas or something. I went to Caesars palace for it and it was very cool

Zeeky_Bomb posted...

Yes, my bandwagon team, the A's, now have my favourite player, The Rodfather.

According to some complaining guy on twitter, the guy the twins got for him 1. Sucks
2. Recently had Tommy john surgery
3. Recently had a DUI

Rodney doesn't have a lot of value so it's whatever.

At least they didn't trade for a woman-beater

Honestly, Fernando Rodney's greatest moment was the game against the Angels when he did his arrow shooting thing after getting an out to end the 8th and in the bottom of the 9th he blew the save and Trout and Pujols shot arrows at each other.

La flecha vive a pesar de los odiars
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I'm watching my ex lover Theodore Bridgewater in some hot preseason action. He just threw a TD!

I am about to watch the film "Black Klansman." Congrats to Teddy on his success.

Enjoy the movie. I've heard of it, but that's about it. I did a quick google search and it has great reviews. And I didn't know Adam Driver is in it. He's cool.

It was a very good movie. Funny, tense and powerful.

Thanks roger ebert

Between that post and the Persona 5 baseball post from Ultima it's not a good time to be STLCards1991 right now. Just blistering owns from who he thought were his most trusted allies

Seriously. What the hell is going on here

You've been getting a little too high and mighty so we're just bringing you back to earth

Hey guys,

Just wanted to let you know that I'm gonna be taking a break from GameFAQs. The environment has just gotten so toxic lately and it's not good for my mental health. Self care is important and I'm going to be practicing that for a while. But this isn't the last you've heard from me.

See you soon?

STL

Don't subtweet chewy

I only said that like once or twice. Most other times I just disappear without notice

It wasn't a chewy joke it was a gfaqs in general joke.

Is there anything more annoying than pitchers that cant get their shit together in the first inning? It sucks knowing you'll always be down right from the beginning

From recent experience, relief pitchers giving up a bunch of runs at the end of a game they were winning is very annoying.

The Rockies bullpen gave up 7 runs in three innings the other night. Their starters also do give up a lot of first-inning runs though

The Rockies may suck, but their purple unis sure don't.

Which I've probably said before, but it's worth saying again. It's such a nice purple, and with the silver details on the uni, it has such great details as well.
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Who even is Walker Buehler anyway

Where do the Dodgers keep finding these guys

I really needed Buehler to win that for fantasy...
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OMG Ryan McMahon again

You're mad at the Dodgers for Walker Buehler yet the Rockies have a guy named Ryan McMahon apparently.

Apparently Kyle Sloter is still a preseason god

Chewster posted...

Apparently Kyle Sloter is still a preseason god

So is Mike Zimmer
And Trev Semen did okay too!

Kirk Cousins looked GD great for the 4 minutes he observe played. I know it's just the preseason, but I'm ready to declare him the best sports ever