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One time before a softing ball match I had to diarrhea and the only option was a port a potty. Didn't want to do it but had no choice because I would have literally shit myself during the game if not. Took my shit and then realized there was no TP. I freaked out insanely bad in there as anyone would I feel. I found a small reserve ultimately (it was probably bad of me to use it but again, no choice) and survived to play the game.

My strategy I had come up with before that was to wipe my ass with my underwear and then throw them away in the toilet and then play without underwear on. Isn't that kind of clever? In retrospect I think it was a good idea