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Shaduln
11/22/17 8:30:55 PM
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And named the poor kid "Vader".

Even I'm not that much of a Star Wars fan.
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Wedge Antilles
11/22/17 8:31:56 PM
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That poor kid is gonna get the shit kicked out of him.
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Lopen
11/22/17 8:33:08 PM
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It's obviously a reference to Big Van Vader, otherwise the kid would be named Anakin.
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Mobilezoid
11/22/17 8:34:01 PM
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Does he at least have a decent middle name he can go by or is it Skywalker?
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scarletspeed7
11/22/17 8:35:00 PM
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Jeez, I thought my name choices were polarizing.
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Paratroopa1
11/22/17 8:35:07 PM
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Three thoughts immediately popping into my head:

1. That's a really ominous name to give your child
2. You literally just named your kid "father"
3. Vader wasn't a birth name, it was a name he received upon becoming a Sith lord, Anakin was his given name
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Anagram
11/22/17 8:35:44 PM
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Poor kid.
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Shaduln
11/22/17 8:36:59 PM
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Mobilezoid posted...
Does he at least have a decent middle name he can go by or is it Skywalker?

You know, I stopped after Vader.
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Raka_Putra
11/22/17 8:40:58 PM
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Vader Mutter Smith
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Pokewars
11/22/17 8:42:55 PM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
That poor kid is gonna get the shit kicked out of him.


Or force choke anyone that tries!
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Leafeon13N
11/22/17 8:44:05 PM
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My cousin almost named one of her kids Bella. That would have been worse.
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MysticBrohan
11/22/17 8:49:40 PM
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Leafeon13N posted...
My cousin almost named one of her kids Bella. That would have been worse.

i dont get it
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red13n
11/22/17 8:51:08 PM
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MysticBrohan posted...
Leafeon13N posted...
My cousin almost named one of her kids Bella. That would have been worse.

i dont get it


Think of what series might have been popular at the time.
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HaRRicH
11/22/17 8:51:44 PM
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My friend did name someone Bella.
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MysticBrohan
11/22/17 8:52:52 PM
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oh like twilight?
but bella is a normal name. i really dont think most peoples first thought would be twilight
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foolm0r0n
11/22/17 8:53:54 PM
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red13n
11/22/17 8:55:18 PM
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MysticBrohan posted...
oh like twilight?
but bella is a normal name. i really dont think most peoples first thought would be twilight


have two cousins, age 5 and age 6 right now. They both have multiple Bellas in their classes.

It was basically the teenage baby name of choice for awhile.
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Raka_Putra
11/22/17 8:56:06 PM
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Bella is an ok name. As long as it's not Renesmee.
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tabiicat42
11/22/17 8:59:26 PM
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Leafeon13N posted...
My cousin almost named one of her kids Bella. That would have been worse.

Unrelated to twilight, but so many fucking people named their kid that when they had a baby on the air Force Base in Italy.

There are so many more names to prove you popped out a crotch goblin in Italy
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Peridiam
11/22/17 9:03:38 PM
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bella is nowhere close to as bad as vader
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HaRRicH
11/22/17 9:07:32 PM
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Vader's so bad of a name that only asthma can save it.
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scarletspeed7
11/22/17 9:10:10 PM
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I hear Bella and I think John Cena.
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davidponte
11/22/17 9:19:38 PM
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scarletspeed7 posted...
I hear Bella and I think John Cena.

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MrSmartGuy
11/22/17 9:26:49 PM
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Paratroopa1 posted...
Three thoughts immediately popping into my head:

1. That's a really ominous name to give your child
2. You literally just named your kid "father"
3. Vader wasn't a birth name, it was a name he received upon becoming a Sith lord, Anakin was his given name

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Snrkiko
11/22/17 9:49:03 PM
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your cousin might be an idiot
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Shaduln
11/23/17 12:35:16 AM
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Snrkiko posted...
your cousin might be an idiot

I'd mention this is almost 100% an accidental pregnancy and the fact that her and her boyfriend work like 20 hours a week between the two of them, but I think you got it from the name.
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ProfitProphet
11/23/17 1:10:14 AM
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It's time
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Vlado
11/23/17 1:13:51 AM
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tabiicat42 posted...
popped out a crotch goblin

Nice example that liberals are totally well-adjusted and rational people.
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HaRRicH
11/23/17 1:16:35 AM
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I feel like this family might be smart enough to pick a normal name next time, but they'll still be dumb enough to pick Luke.
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Paratroopa1
11/23/17 1:49:51 AM
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Luke is one of the most normal names possible
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Shaduln
11/23/17 1:59:13 AM
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Paratroopa1 posted...
Luke is one of the most normal names possible

Shadwife agreed that you need to be subtly nerdy in naming, and her recommendations were Luke and Leia.
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Paratroopa1
11/23/17 2:01:58 AM
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Leia maybe a little less normal

Luke is a 100% standard biblical name though
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What_The_Chris
11/23/17 2:21:22 AM
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Shaduln posted...
Snrkiko posted...
your cousin might be an idiot

I'd mention this is almost 100% an accidental pregnancy and the fact that her and her boyfriend work like 20 hours a week between the two of them, but I think you got it from the name.

poor kid's gonna have a rough time
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Eddv
11/23/17 6:28:27 AM
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These are human people not cats.

By all means name your cats nerdy shit

But leave the humans alone
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HaRRicH
11/23/17 8:07:42 AM
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Vader having a son named Luke is perhaps one day redeemable.

Vader having a younger brother naned Luke is gonna lead to odd conversations.
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neonreaper
11/23/17 8:29:06 AM
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nice!
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