Board 8 > Let's settle this forever. What is cheesecake?

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redrocket
05/13/18 11:15:38 PM
#1:


What kind of dessert? - Results (25 votes)
A cake
40% (10 votes)
10
A pie
36% (9 votes)
9
A tart
4% (1 votes)
1
A torte
4% (1 votes)
1
Other
16% (4 votes)
4
The outcome of this poll will be binding.
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Zigzagoon
05/13/18 11:21:46 PM
#2:


Where is "disgusting"?
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Forceful_Dragon
05/13/18 11:51:05 PM
#3:


That falls under other, i believe.

I went with torte because i believe i read that word in SMRPG once.
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UInstinctGogeta
05/13/18 11:54:53 PM
#4:


Can anyone who voted cake be banned please.....

Because its not a cake.

If you want to say it isnt a pie, whatever, thats fine. Just call it some type of desert.....

But it is OBJECTIVELY NOT A CAKE!
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GenesisSaga
05/13/18 11:55:04 PM
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Zigzagoon posted...
Where is "disgusting"?

Kevin we can't be friends anymore. Alternatively wtf kinda cheesecakes have you been eating?
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Zigzagoon
05/14/18 12:01:09 AM
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GenesisSaga posted...
Zigzagoon posted...
Where is "disgusting"?

Kevin we can't be friends anymore. Alternatively wtf kinda cheesecakes have you been eating?

Every experience I've had with Cheesecake I've been left unhappy or disgusted.
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MrGreenonion
05/14/18 12:24:27 AM
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New York cheesecake is very pie-like, but Italian cheesecake is definitely a cake
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Underleveled
05/14/18 1:31:38 AM
#8:


I feel like there is enough variety in cheesecake and is distinguished enough from any of the other options that it deserves it's own classificstion.
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SantaRPidgey
05/14/18 2:52:41 AM
#9:


Question for the people voting cake...

How do you function in every day society
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UInstinctGogeta
05/14/18 7:55:00 AM
#10:


SantaRPidgey posted...
Question for the people voting cake...

How do you function in every day society
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redrocket
05/14/18 10:54:45 AM
#11:


Bump
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Horith
05/14/18 11:28:45 AM
#12:


Well according to my girlfriend, who at least has some chef training so I tend to trust her on these things, a cheesecake is a cake. The method the ingredients are combined and the baking method make it a cake. The wikipedia article isn't terribly helpful. Early Greek culture considered it a cake, some claim it's a torte because of the eggs serving as the only leavening agent, and the crust and filling instead make it a custard pie.

So yeah...no idea.
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azuarc
05/14/18 11:39:08 AM
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SantaRPidgey posted...
Question for the people voting cake...

How do you function in every day society

It's called Cheesecake. I've never really thought any harder than that. Okay, so it's got a crust, and cakes usually don't, but eh, the name says cake. Why take it any farther than that. Honestly, I think that pies and cakes aren't really all that different.
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DoubleTangicide
05/14/18 11:51:25 AM
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Underleveled posted...
I feel like there is enough variety in cheesecake and is distinguished enough from any of the other options that it deserves it's own classificstion.

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KujikawaRising
05/14/18 11:59:24 AM
#15:


the cake is a pie
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FlyingForever
05/14/18 12:04:07 PM
#16:


UInstinctGogeta posted...
Can anyone who voted cake be banned please.....

Because its not a cake.

If you want to say it isnt a pie, whatever, thats fine. Just call it some type of desert.....

But it is OBJECTIVELY NOT A CAKE!


It's called cheese cake

Cake

It fucking says cake

This just in a hot dog isn't a hot dog

It's a tube of mechanically separated meat and sodium inside a gluten shell topped with tomato gel

All other answers are wrong
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UInstinctGogeta
05/14/18 12:11:23 PM
#17:


FlyingForever posted...
UInstinctGogeta posted...
Can anyone who voted cake be banned please.....

Because its not a cake.

If you want to say it isnt a pie, whatever, thats fine. Just call it some type of desert.....

But it is OBJECTIVELY NOT A CAKE!


It's called cheese cake

Cake

It fucking says cake

This just in a hot dog isn't a hot dog

It's a tube of mechanically separated meat and sodium inside a gluten shell topped with tomato gel

All other answers are wrong


I don't give a fuck what it's called... as someone who's been privy to this stupid debate in real life by actual people who know culinary arts... it doesn't remotely fit the definition of cake.
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FlyingForever
05/14/18 12:24:39 PM
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UInstinctGogeta posted...
FlyingForever posted...
UInstinctGogeta posted...
Can anyone who voted cake be banned please.....

Because its not a cake.

If you want to say it isnt a pie, whatever, thats fine. Just call it some type of desert.....

But it is OBJECTIVELY NOT A CAKE!


It's called cheese cake

Cake

It fucking says cake

This just in a hot dog isn't a hot dog

It's a tube of mechanically separated meat and sodium inside a gluten shell topped with tomato gel

All other answers are wrong


I don't give a fuck what it's called... as someone who's been privy to this stupid debate in real life by actual people who know culinary arts... it doesn't remotely fit the definition of cake.


It's a cake you hipster
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Murphiroth
05/14/18 12:26:51 PM
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Ashethan
05/14/18 12:34:41 PM
#20:


Cheesecake is a cake that's designed like a pie and/or tart.
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NFUN
05/14/18 12:42:52 PM
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names don't designate classification
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AxemRedRanger
05/14/18 12:46:39 PM
#22:


Boston cream pie is a cake.
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ChaosTonyV4
05/14/18 12:47:38 PM
#23:


Its a pie, could also be called a tart.

And if you think its cake, youre truly an awful and stupid person.
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Lopen
05/14/18 12:49:21 PM
#24:


I mean, sure, it's probably not technically a cake

I respect the "it's a cake" answer the most though because that's the sign of someone who doesn't find dwelling on a stupid topic like dessert classifications worth their time
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FFDragon
05/14/18 1:15:10 PM
#25:


https://imgur.com/ocB2Duj

poptart is a sandwich

fight me
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greengravy294
05/14/18 1:24:04 PM
#26:


Agreed with ffd
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Lopen
05/14/18 1:35:55 PM
#27:


I probably fall into the radical sandwich anarchy category because much like with cheesecake I'm not going to dwell much on how to categorize food so if someone says a poptart is a sandwich I'm not going to argue with them. Food surrounding other food seems like a fair way to define what a sandwich is to me.

And keep in mind I'm a guy who countless times in the past has argued about which fictional characters would win in a fight.
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paperwarior
05/14/18 1:47:46 PM
#28:


Murphiroth posted...
This reminds me of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLo0R0-vcRg" data-time="

This reminds me of grinding out nonsense material drops in Nier.
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Bane_Of_Despair
05/14/18 1:50:49 PM
#29:


Murphiroth posted...
This reminds me of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLo0R0-vcRg" data-time="


yes yes yes so good
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banananor
05/14/18 1:55:05 PM
#30:


idfk the definition of cake but a cheesecake is a cheesecake is a cheesecake

there's fruit cake, ice cream cake, sponge cake, and chocolate cake and they're all their own thing
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Emeraldegg
05/14/18 1:55:48 PM
#31:


Question for my own curiosity: Is that KFC thing where they had stuff sandwiched between 2 pieces of fried chicken a sandwich?
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MysticBrohan
05/14/18 2:09:14 PM
#32:


is chicken salad a salad?
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Ashethan
05/14/18 3:33:44 PM
#33:


Honestly the real question is: What the hell is a Fig Newton?
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MawiIe
05/14/18 3:41:56 PM
#34:


FFDragon posted...
https://imgur.com/ocB2Duj

poptart is a sandwich

fight me


interesting chart but I would say the two sides being connected is irrelevant if cutting them into two sides doesn't change the basic eating style, so for instance a sub is a sandwich, but a falafel is not.
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banananor
05/14/18 3:54:02 PM
#35:


cake and sandwich are just made up words anyway

they can mean whatever we want them to mean
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redrocket
05/14/18 7:08:00 PM
#36:


banananor posted...
cake and sandwich are just made up words anyway

they can mean whatever we want them to mean


Deep thoughts.

That applies to so many much more important issues and people don't even realize it.

Also, Lopen is an argument snob.
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Panthera
05/14/18 7:13:42 PM
#37:


It's obviously a type of cake

A cheesecake, to be precise
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FL81
05/14/18 8:27:10 PM
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MrGreenonion
05/15/18 4:30:27 PM
#39:


FL81 posted...
is it a cheese or is it a cake

https://i.imgflip.com/12mqk4.jpg
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Lopen
05/15/18 5:43:30 PM
#40:


redrocket posted...
Also, Lopen is an argument snob.


Hardly. I argue about countless stupid things!

These arguments 90% of the time boil down to what someone heard someone else say though cause very few people have the first hand culinary experience to really know what they're talking about, so they're too dumb for even me.
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NFUN
05/15/18 5:49:31 PM
#41:


redrocket posted...
banananor posted...
cake and sandwich are just made up words anyway

they can mean whatever we want them to mean


Deep thoughts.

That applies to so many much more important issues and people don't even realize it.

Also, Lopen is an argument snob.

it does apply but it's stupid
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hylianknight3
05/15/18 5:58:24 PM
#42:


The trolls have won another poll.
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DeepsPraw
05/15/18 6:18:47 PM
#43:


I don't know if its cake or not, but it is definitely NOT pie
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