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So that's what post-cardiac arrest means...
FortuneCookie105/03 9:18pm
So, Dial of Destiny is about the devil?
FortuneCookie604/30 9:38am
Sam Raimi escaped horror genre typecasting. Wes Craven did not.
FortuneCookie1104/29 9:45pm
Never a dull day in the ER...
FortuneCookie904/29 12:08am
Bill & Ted got a third movie. Wayne's World should too.
FortuneCookie304/23 9:08pm
I'm so freaking immature.
FortuneCookie104/20 8:02pm
Samus in his battle suit.
FortuneCookie1404/20 7:19pm
"Even though I'm from Japan, I think anime was a mistake."
FortuneCookie204/17 7:45pm
These Wallgreens eardrops are lousy.
FortuneCookie104/16 7:55pm
Sega now lists Rouge the Bat as 18-years-old.
FortuneCookie1704/16 5:01pm
Trump's in Indy. People were waiting over two hours to see their god.
FortuneCookie1204/14 4:04pm
Is it wrong to be worried about the next Indiana Jones movie?
FortuneCookie1804/12 9:33am
Okay, what the hell temperature even is it?
FortuneCookie304/07 11:17am
Back to the Future is surprisingly political.
FortuneCookie404/05 5:03pm
It's feeling a little like Final Destination around here.
FortuneCookie504/03 5:15pm
Nature's April Fool's Joke
FortuneCookie104/02 3:01pm
I'm working in the ER now. Day one on the floor and they already lost a patient.
FortuneCookie2003/30 9:08pm
''If I'm not asleep in 2 minutes, I'll have my 1st sexual fantasy about...''
FortuneCookie203/25 4:05pm
I've been sick for the past few days. Has Trump been arrested yet?
FortuneCookie603/24 11:14am
I may have encountered a glitch in No Mercy. It gets stuck on this one screen.
FortuneCookie103/23 10:15pm
Was Pepe Le Pew really that rapey?
FortuneCookie6503/22 1:24pm
Does Superman not have his own Venom/Black Adam/etc.?
FortuneCookie4803/21 9:55pm
"You won't last five minutes playing this game!"
FortuneCookie603/21 2:49pm
Wait. Fighting an invincible opponent is a common dream?
FortuneCookie2303/20 1:13am
These are the dreams I have a love/hate relationship with.
FortuneCookie103/19 11:36pm
These annoying-ass Hero Wars ads just got creepy.
FortuneCookie1003/18 7:26pm
What are the St. Patrick's Day movies?
FortuneCookie503/17 8:51pm
Kane Hodder and Robert Englund have both played werewolves.
FortuneCookie303/15 5:43pm
Why does sausage taste so bad when it's on a pizza?
FortuneCookie1103/14 8:12pm
Which justifier for racism is worse?
FortuneCookie403/14 10:36am
When they say climate change, do they really mean calendar change?
FortuneCookie103/13 9:50pm
I'd rather do a Disney live action remake that an MCU film.
FortuneCookie103/12 10:55pm
Renfield looks bad.
FortuneCookie103/11 11:55pm
One of the things I miss about my dog, besides everything else...
FortuneCookie703/10 10:28pm
Being a writer isn't knowing the story highlights.
FortuneCookie4403/10 6:02pm
I'd like to make a Pepe Le Pew movie.
FortuneCookie403/09 3:37pm
What are some fractured fanbases?
FortuneCookie503/07 1:01pm
I've had good luck at Disney World.
FortuneCookie103/07 12:15pm
So many attractive young women were wearing sports bras as tops at Disney.
FortuneCookie203/06 5:40pm
I think I'm getting the full Little Mermaid experience.
FortuneCookie503/01 6:51pm
What? UPS failed to deliver my parcel?
FortuneCookie803/01 9:57am
Rescue the Princess and other stock plots
FortuneCookie902/27 7:06pm
Lesbian Werewolf Fiction
FortuneCookie502/17 11:29pm
First time a job has ever asked my orientation.
FortuneCookie702/17 3:38pm
If dinosaurs evolved into birds...
FortuneCookie2402/17 7:11am
The Velma hate-watch thing frightens me.
FortuneCookie3502/14 2:54pm
Imagine this interview today. (Spoilers for werewolf movie on Peacock)
FortuneCookie1002/14 4:14am
"First fictional character that you..."
FortuneCookie1502/11 9:59pm
I had a dream and can't remember if this person actually existed.
FortuneCookie102/10 8:11pm
Dick Tracy is a bad cop.
FortuneCookie902/09 4:04pm
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