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Progress is the worst villain to have.
FortuneCookie104/22 10:46am
*slices arm on edge* "Is this how I get the Coronavirus?"
FortuneCookie204/20 11:49pm
Mt. Dew is a mistake.
FortuneCookie604/18 2:25pm
I woke up just as she started turning into a werewolf.
FortuneCookie104/13 11:29pm
I'm not tall enough to be Tinkerbell. :(
FortuneCookie104/09 8:10pm
Disney acquires SEGA, but...
FortuneCookie704/07 6:58pm
What's the name of that Pokemon devil dog?
FortuneCookie403/29 10:33pm
They don't have bullets in the future because factories have ceased production.
FortuneCookie203/24 11:06am
Last level you played now requires 6 ft. of social distancing.
FortuneCookie1503/24 1:19am
"I should spend my day off working on my story."
FortuneCookie803/20 8:43pm
I would start preparing for lockdown.
FortuneCookie1003/20 5:10pm
"If I horde toilet paper, that means someone else goes without."
FortuneCookie403/20 12:03pm
"Sir, you can't use that [back scratcher] in here."
FortuneCookie203/15 4:45pm
This is why shipping is the worst thing ever...
FortuneCookie403/04 11:46am
Petty things that put you in a bad mood?
FortuneCookie603/03 7:30pm
Bob and Alice's heads are swapped in a bizarre alien experiment.
FortuneCookie103/03 7:09pm
$1 Billion but you turn into a leopard whenever you sneeze.
FortuneCookie1502/18 8:40pm
My six year old self has been avenged.
FortuneCookie1402/14 11:02pm
Batman and Catwoman are furries, right?
FortuneCookie302/12 9:44am
Surveys can be insane.
FortuneCookie502/12 9:43am
*sees an ad for the new Jumanji movie*
FortuneCookie102/01 10:14am
Fuck! The oven keeps shutting itself off.
FortuneCookie401/04 2:03pm
*roars*
FortuneCookie101/01 11:49am
I just found out a favorite furry character has a resin figure.
FortuneCookie601/01 1:33am
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